RANDY
by: tweety-src-clt9
Harry didn't know why but Hermione had been avoiding him.
He spent so much time thinking if he did something stupid that could've offended her but he just couldn't pinpoint a particular incident or reason.
He was at a loss.
It had been three weeks.
He was done with the passive-aggressive approach.
It was time for a confrontation.
Knocking on her door, he waited eagerly.
"Oh, fuck!" Hermione exclaimed as she opened her door.
"What the hell did I do to offend you?" his arms crossed.
"It's not you, it's me," she sighed while looking away.
"Tell me."
"It's your beard and - and you," she gestured.
"Huh?"
"Oh, for Merlin's sake! Your presence is making me randy! You better - " Harry rolled his eyes, pulled her close and kissed her.
Seriously! She could have just jumped him and he wouldn't mind. Not at all.
A/N: Yay or nay? I think it will be a good PWP though XD
