Chapter 6
I don't own Naruto or Destiny 1 or 2
I've put a new poll out for my next story, so far we have in the lead due to a review is a crossover of Destiny with Harry Potter after his parents where killed, Stargate Atlantis or Gears of War (not sure which one either 1 or 4/5) while the main character for Harry and Stargate, Gears of war will be a Exo hunter because I want to branch out an a hunter will add something to the story (that and everyone looks like a titan so thats out)
Grammarly is my Beta
Story Start
While Guy and Kushina were running to fight/find Itachi and Kisame Lee and Yakumo we still in the house doing something else
"You don't have to cook for me Lee." said a protesting Yakumo as she was pushed from the kitchen
"Yosh Guy sensei says that at the heart of a good training regime is a healthy meal!" said Lee buoyantly
'He's different to what I expected, but he is just so cheerful and eager to help and he can even cook I wonder...does he have a girlfriend?' Yakumo thinks with a blush.
'Wait whats this?' she thinks as she looks at some fine powder on the carpet 'Sand, what is ...oh my the illusion was real?! They can do real illusions too? I'm going to learn so much from Lee and Guy sensei? Lord Hokage? Must work out what I should call him later.'
"Yakumo I have prepared a light pre training meal for you to enjoy to help you fan your flames of YOUTH." said Lee cheerfully from the kitchen
"Please Lee kun call me Yakumo chan you are cooking for me after all."
Back with Guy and Kushina as they run to meet Itachi and Kisame
"What the hell are nin like Itachi and Kisame doing here?" asked Kushina angrily
"They are after the nine tails, it was one of the things I was going to talk to you today about." informed Guy "Unfortunately it looks like I was too late."
"Damn it! They're after Naruto Shit!" swore Kushina
Soon they had made it to the scene of the battle, just in time to see Kakashi be taken out while Kurenai and Asumi were faring less then well with Kisame. Instantly reacting Guy attacks Kisame with flying kick
"Dynamic Entry!" shouts out Guy as his foot connects with Kisame's face
"That bastard...I'll shredd your legs for that!" says Kisame angrily
"Remain calm, we was made Hokage f..." started Itachi before being interrrupted
"Oh Itachi chan I've heard that you have been a naughty boy." says a voice cheerfully
Everyone watching was amazed how rappidly Itachi's face pailled
"Kushina...the rumours were true...you are alive?" asked Itachi fearfully
Summoning a small paddle Kushina continues "Oh yes they are...and tell me your not really after my son...are you Itachi chan?" asked Kushina sweetly
Most people will be confused why Itachi would be so afraid of Kushina and that has along and complicated story which also involves the main reason why Itachi killed his clan. Sasuke thinks that we went insane as do most of the village while the higher ups like Sarutobi think that its because his clan was ploting treason (though he was confused why Itachi killed his entire clan instead of just those that were plotting) the truth is actually a mix of both. You see like most children Itachi had a babysitter when he was younger and like most children he sometimes got up to mischief, one of these times he messed with the babysitters hair when she fell asleep due to just coming back from a long mission. Unfortunately for child Itachi that babysitter was Kushina...who unknown to him (and later Kisame) had a reputation of spanking people that have pissed her off using a specially made paddle. (The secrete of which was passed down from mother to daughter or daughter in law to keep their men and later children in order...using what is widely regarded as one of the most pain-inducing tools ever made.) To piss her off enough to use it though, they needed to either insult her, questioning her as a woman, question her as a kunoichi, insult her appearance or call her a tomato but if you mess with her hair you better fucking run...historians have long argued on how Kushina got her alias Red Hot Habanero from how angry she was as a child when called a tomato or because of the shining red asses that could have started a fire they burnt that hot. Case in point Itachi never messed with a womans hair from that point on...not even his girlfriends (which she always found weird) and unknown to most also developed an emotional scar. Unfortunately, this emotional scar later came back to haunt everyone when Itachi's girlfriend at the time introduced a paddle to spice things up in the bedroom, needless to say that things went to shit.
The saddest part would that if not for the fact that the Uchiha clan symbol was a paddle-like fan it is likely that he would have regained his sanity before he killed all his clan. Something that isn't as impressive as one would think, you see like the Senju the Uchiha had also fallen in number but because of a completely different reason, you see besides for the Sharingan most Uchiha have one thing in common...an extremely low libido (much like the Nara men, but with the main difference was the Nara women had a high libido, which was the main reason so many shadow techniques were made as the women were sick of their husbands running away when they learnt was going to happen that night).
Most girls around Sasuke's age thought he was emotionally damaged and wanted to be the one to 'heal' him but it was just him entering Uchiha version of puberty. Fun fact many Uchiha including Madara and his bother were only born because their parents heard that their rivals (the parents of Hashiramu and Tobirama ) had children and they wanted to prove their children were better. This had the effect making the members of Uchiha and Senju clans being around the same age. So when the Senju started to decline the Uchiha no longer had the same drive to have children, it got so bad that a rule had to be made that every so often everyone above the age of 20 had to have a child. This had the effect of creating a staggered population where there would be no children before there was a sudden boom of baby Uchiha, Itachi was from last organised procreation.
However not all Uchiha would procreate at this time as there was a number of loopholes to be exploited, such as if they already had a child that needed support which many used as an excuse (ignoring the fact that their child was an independent 18-year-old chunin living on their own) there is actually an infamous old Uchiha woman that lived her whole life without giving birth to a single baby.
In fact, Sasuke was the youngest Uchiha at the time of the massacre, and was only born due to his mother Mitoko getting frisky and finally getting her husband drunk enough to have her way with him.
In fact, only a few Uchiha had a normal libido which included Mitoko, Itachi and his girlfriend...which funny enough led to the death of the rest of the clan. Eventually Itachi was broken out of his paddle rage by the voice of his baby brother and unwilling to let his weakness be known he lied his ass off with the first thing that came to mind.
"Kisame you take her I'll take the Hokage."
"But I wanted to.."
"Kisame!"
"Fine!...just my luck to get the housewife playing kunoichi."
"I'm sorry what did you say?" Kushina asked frostily
"You heard me, don't you have a cake to bake or something?" mocked Kisame
"Bend over." said Kushina chillingly
"I'm sorry can you say that again?" mocked Kisame
At that point multiple things happened at once, the paddle gained a staff long handle. Kushina's hair split into nine sections and started floating and most importantly chains erupted from the ground and bound Kisame.
"You heard me!"
'Oh shit.'
Meanwhile, Guy and Itachi were engaged in fierce combat
'This isn't going well, he avoids looking in my eyes' thinks Itachi as he narrowly dodges an axe kick that makes the ground shake.
Not wanting this fight to go on too long Itachi quickly performs his own technique 'Demonic Illusion: Shackling Stakes' causing Guy to stop and grab his shoulder with a wince.
Using this distraction Itachi shushins behind Guy, kunai aimed at his vitals. Eyes widening Guy twists around with a back hand, only for the fist to right through.
'It's a clone, where d..' thought Guy before being interrupted by Itachi appearing on his left
"Water Release: Water Bullet." said Itachi as he breathed a large amount of water
Jumping away Guy manages to dodge the attack only to be caught in an explosion from kunai carrying explosive tags.
Itachi however doesn't lower his guard and palms four kunai, a wise desition as Guy covered in green flames and gives a devastating roundhouse kick to Itachi's stomach.
"You were able to activate the first gate in a single moment to excape the blast...you truly are worthy of being called Hokage." said Itachi cooly as readies himself for a longer fight
That is until he heard the screams
"What the fuck is wrong with you? OWW how the fuck does it hurt this much, I'm wearing a bloody cloak!" howled Kisame
"Special seals that allow maximum pain, a lesser version is often used by Nara women and even masochist won't be able to feel any pleasure from this." answered Kushina
'oh shit this is going to be worse than I thought.' thinks Kisame
Far away
"Achoo!" Sneezed Hidan as he drew his symbol on the ground for one of his rituals
"Seems like someones talking about you." said his partner Kakuzu
"I'll kill the fucker for interrupting me!" swore Hidan
Back to the fight
"This will teach you for calling me a want to be kunoichi!" said Kushina as she reeded the paddle back for maximum power before having to quickly dodge a wave of black flames that also hit her chains forcing her to dismiss them lest the flames travel up them to her.
Itachi uses this chance to grab Kisame and quickly Shushined away
