In the flowery fields of Petal Meadows, we find Bowser, Kammy and Billy had just arrived. Billy was running around in the fields making several butterflies fly away. "Wow! This is so cool! So many weird and wonderful life forms on this alien planet!" Billy tripped and landed face first into a bunch of flowers, he pushed himself up to see a big bee on his nose. "Hi bee!" The bee responded by stinging Billy's nose making it inflate significantly, he just silently stared as this bee flew away.
Meanwhile, Bowser just jumped out of his Koopa Clown Car, he shoved his entire arm into his shell and pulled out a remote and pressed the button, the Koopa Clown Car then beeped twice signalling it's been locked and has the alarm set. He walked a few steps forward looking around.
"I'm pretty sure it's just up ahead here..." Said Bowser, ignoring Billy as he ran around screaming about his nose being stung.
"Right as usual, Lord Bowser." Kammy responded as she flew down to Bowser on her broom. "We just got word that Princess Peach was spotted in the town up ahead."
Bowser smirked as he turned back to the field up ahead. "Good! Yes, very good. Then I'm off!" he said looking more excited and fearsome. "These fools won't know what's coming!" As he said this, he swung his left arm to make an awesome pose, Billy ran to him in a panic at that point and Bowser unintentionally smacked Billy's nose so hard it flew off of his face and into the distance without realising what he did. Billy stopped panicking and just looked at his nose-less face.
Kammy cackled mischievously at Bowser's pose. "My lord! You're so super!"
Bowser laughs as he begins to march towards the nearby town of Petalburg, Kammy follows on her broom. Billy just stands still looking at his face, then a few seconds later his nose grew back, he had a stupid smile slapped onto his face and began to follow Bowser and Kammy.
Ten minutes passed as Bowser continued to march through the fields, his tremendous footsteps, large body and intimidating glare were more than enough for every rogue Koopa or Goomba to keep their distance and not try to fight him. While he marched, he tried his best to tone out Billy's stupidity, who began to play I Spy with Kammy.
"Flowers?"
"Nope!"
"Fields?"
"Nope!"
Kammy pondered a bit more, looking around for anything with beginning with F. She eventually turned back to Billy. "Ok, I give."
"It's pickles!" Billy laughed.
"Ok! First off, there are no pickles here! And it doesn't even begin with F, you dolt!" Kammy let out a frustrated sigh. "This is our fifth game and You still don't get it! Urgh! I'm so glad my grandson isn't like you!"
Bowser briefly heard grandson, which reminded him of his kids, Bowser Jr and the Koopalings. He then remembered something important and stopped. "Oh crud!"
Kammy and Billy stopped in their tracks to look at Bowser who shoved his right arm into his shell and pulled out a cell phone. "Lord Bowser?"
"Shut it! It's ringing!" Bowser said as he placed the phone to the side of his head. He heard an answer and spoke up. "Kamek, I have a very important assignment for ya! You listening! … Good! Jr has his baseball game tomorrow and I can't make it! You gotta go in my place and record his game for me so I can watch it when I get back! … Awesome! I'm counting on you! But if you screw this up, I'll feed you to the Piranha Plants! Got it!" Bowser hung up and sighed.
Kammy gave a slight chuckle. "Being a dad can be tough, huh?"
Bowser turns to Kammy. "Yeah… I'm just glad the other kids aren't as sensitive to me not turning up. Then again, they're old enough to not need my help anymore."
Billy tilts his head. "How many kids do you have?"
Bowser chuckled. "Eight, seven boys and one girl! And I'm proud of all of them!" He began to chuckle a bit more as he crossed his arms with a genuine smile. "Well, Iggy could use less explosives, but he's just so darn smart, and Morton talks too much, but he's really tough and never backs down from a fight, Wendy's kinda bratty but she's very efficient when she needs to work, then there's Roy who-" Bowser blinked twice realising what he was saying. "F-Forget it!" he shouted with slight blushes. "We gotta find Princess Peach, the Crystal Stars and this Nightmare Ruby!"
He quickly turns around and marches off with Billy following with that same stupid smile. Kammy had a smirk as she continued to follow, admiring Bowser caring for his children.
In Petalburg, we find a Koopa Troopa by the entrance playing on a GBA, he looked over to the castle in the distance, and let out a sigh of relief. "Still can't believe Koops took out Hooktail, he really is just like his father." As he played on his GBA more, he soon heard talking from a distance. So, he stopped playing it and listened for the voices.
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
Coming up into view was Bowser looking angry with Kammy floating behind him and Billy annoying him while walking next to him.
However, the second the Koopa saw Bowser, he immediately turned very pale in fear. "B-B-B-B-B-B… BOWSER!" The Koopa hid into his shell and darted away screaming Bowser's name to the heavens, all the people around the town took notice of Bowser coming towards the town and immediately screamed and ran into their houses.
Bowser saw all this as he just arrived at the entrance to town. He smiled deviously, loving the fear he brings wherever he goes. "Yes, hide, chickens!" he shouted. "I have no need for any of you!" He began to march through town with Kammy and Billy following. "What I do need, though, is Princess Peach. Now, where is she? Tell me this instant!"
"Yeah! And while we're at it, we'll also have some fries and a drink!" shouted Billy, Bowser quickly responded by throwing his fist down onto his head, sending him to the ground in an instant.
Kammy flew past Bowser and pointed with her wand. "Lord Bowser! Over there!"
Bowser looked over to where Kammy was pointing, there through the window of a nearby house was Princess Peach herself, smiling. "Bingo! Princess Peach! Man, that was easy!" He rushed over to the house, each footstep he made shook the land in an almost comical fashion, each one also made Billy bounce around like he was on a trampoline.
Bowser stopped at the house and face Peach. "I've found you, my Princess. I, Bowser, the mighty Koopa King, offer my greetings!" he said with a slight gentlemanly tone. But Peach was silent the entire time, she never moved an inch. "Now, now! None of that silent treatment! You're coming to my castle with me!"
Kammy floated to Bowser chuckling. "Clearly she's so overcome with joy that she's been left speechless! The mind of a maiden is, well, rather complicated."
"You mean like maths?" asked Billy as he walked back up to them. "Maths is pretty complicated."
"That's one thing we both agree on." Bowser grumbled. He then turned back to Peach smiling. "Either way, I suppose I could live with a silent princess! It might even have its perks, you know?"
"NOOOOOOO!"
A confused Bowser, Kammy and Billy looked over to see a Koopa standing by the river, shivering due to fear and anger. "My… my life's treasure! I'd rather die than give up my life-sized Peach Poster!"
"Poster?" Kammy mumbled.
Before anyone could say a thing, the Koopa ran to the window and grabbed the top of it. Bowser's jaw dropped and his eyes bulged out in shock to discover the Peach he was talking to, was actually a poster placed in front of the window. The Koopa rolled the poster off the window and ran into the house, leaving the three in silence.
After a few seconds of silence, Bowser's brain finally started working again. "P-POSTER?"
Kammy gulped feeling embarrassed herself. "Oh… my goodness me… didn't see that coming…"
Bowser let out a massive sigh as he hunched over, face blushed and looking incredibly embarrassed. "Great. Just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty king of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
Billy began to laugh out loud but was quickly silenced by Bowser punching him, sending him flying into the river where the big fish with teeth began to attack him.
