Disclaimer: I don't own WWE. If I did, Bobby Lashley would've been WWE Champion at least three times and his first reign would've went to 400 days.


Monday Night RAW: 2/7/2007

Monday Night RAW was live in Dallas, Texas. Mr. Kennedy's music hit and he came out to the ring. Kennedy's got a pretty crazy look in his eye. Kennedy told us who he was and that he SHOULD be the WWE Champion. He said the reason he couldn't be WWE Champion because he couldn't cash in money in the bank. He blamed the people for making him compete when he wasn't ready to. He said from this moment on, his actions will serve one man and only one man alone. He said that man would be the next WWE Champion and his name would be "MISTERRRRRR". John Cena's music hit and out came the former Champion.

Cena came in to the usual mixed reaction. He said it was the usual Monday night RAW except for this 'new guy'. He extended his hand and welcomed him to the show. He said he couldn't remember who he was. He said he remembered him as the guy with the microphone and then called him "Mr. Camel Toe". These two have some pretty fantastic chemistry.

Cena said he heard a rumor that Kennedy liked to talk….. A lot. He said the rumor was that he was a big mouth. He told Kennedy to look around him, that this was Monday Night RAW and anything could happen on this show. He said sometimes all men had to stand on was their word. He said Kennedy blamed the fans and asked them if they were to blame. Of course they said nothing. Cena called him Kenney G., Colostomy bag, etc. Cena said Kennedy's word was worthless and he didn't trust him. Cena said there was one person responsible for throwing away the biggest moment in WWE history and that was "Mr dflkjdfqwerklj".

King Booker's music hit and he started giving us a 'bravo'. Bookah said he was the only one royal enough to challenge the Bladewolf. Booker called everyone peasants. He put over his undefeated record against Cena in the champion of champions match as well as making Cena kiss his feet. Booker said on this day (royal proclamation coming in five seconds) he proclaimed a challenge to the Bladewolf for the WWE Championship.

Randy Orton's music hit and he came out as well. Orton said since both were new to RAW and not that bright, that he would explain how things work on RAW. Orton said he had been around for a while on RAW and said he never had a one on one championship match with Bladewolf for a while at least. He said these idiots could talk all they wanted, no one DESERVED a title shot against the Bladewolf more on the roster than him.

Lashley came out talking about cold, hard facts. Kennedy lost the MITB he said. Booker and Orton had lost their titles in the past. He never LOST his title and he wanted to take the title from Bladewolf. Lashley said he has Bladewolf's number and that he was just a second away from taking the title at Vengeance. Cena said they'd have to do something about that.

William Regal came out to the ramp and said he was in charge of RAW because Coach was on holiday. He said after tonight, we would have a #1 contender and a contract signing in the ring. It's going to be 'beat the clock'. All five men would compete in singles matches and whomever won his match in the quickest time would compete for the WWE Championship at the Great American Bash against The Bladewolf.

"Hey!" Cena snapped. "I beat the Great Khali at One Night Stand to become #1 Contender. I shouldn't have to compete for something I have."

Regal had to nod at that. "True...that's why you and Bladewolf shall have another chapter to wrote in your rivalry as you two will face off tonight for the title and the winner of the Beat the Clock challenge will face whoever is WWE Champion come The Great American Bash."

Cena nodded at that, finally he gets his one on one match against the Bladewolf. Regal said Orton's beat the clock match was next.

*After commercial break*

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

Randy Orton was taking on Jeff Hardy. The two locked up and Orton grabbed a side headlock. Orton immediately went for a pin. Hardy snagged a roll up but Orton quickly kicked out and hit a drop kick to send Jeff to the outside. Orton went for another cover and again Jeff kicked out.

Orton charged Hardy and Hardy avoided him and back dropped him to the floor before hitting a baseball slide drop kick and a flying body press to the outside. Hardy went for a cover of his own and only got a two count. Orton reversed an Irish whip but no one was home. Hardy turned around only to get lambasted with a lariat that turned into turn near falls.

Orton hit a body slam before hitting the Garvin stomp and an uncharacteristic leg drop. Orton stretched out Hardy from behind as the crowd cheered on their hero. Hardy tried to roll out of the hold but found himself stuck in a rear bear hug. Orton continued to work over Hardy with some clubbing blows and a scoop slam for a two count.

Orton hit another hard body slam and went for yet another cover and yet Hardy kicked out. Orton repeated the body slam-pin combo before going back to a body scissors. Orton seemed to lack a sense of urgency as the clock began to tick over the four and a half minute mark. Sensing that he needed to get going, Orton brought Hardy to his feet and began connecting with European Uppercuts. Hardy fought back with some kicks and then hit his takedown for a two count.

Hardy connected with the mule kick before hitting his sling shot double drop kick in the corner. Hardy almost got a three count but couldn't quite hold down Orton's shoulders. Hardy hit an inverted suplex and looked for the Swanton but Orton rolled out of harm's way. Orton snapped Hardy's neck off the top rope and got another two count.

Orton looked for a whip but got nailed with whisper to the wind. Orton barely kicked out at two before Hardy looked for the twist of fate. Orton countered...INTO THE RKO! HE HOOKS THE LEG! ONE! TWO! THREE!

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

Orton's theme plays as the Legend Killer celebrates his win. His time stopped st 7:06. Now the other superstars had to try and beat that.


The next match was Melina vs Maria. Candice Michelle was at ringside on commentary, watching the Women's Champion who came to the ring with Bladewolf. Maria kisses her boyfriend before entering the ring where Melina was.

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

Maria hit a Thesz press only to get nailed with a lariat after getting up. Melina picked up Maria and connected with a giant spin before Melina grabbed Maria's head and ground it into the mat.

Melina did her surfboard with the hair in hand before booting Maria in the face. Maria fought back with some kicks before Melina hit some vicious blows to the back of the head. Melina slapped on a pseudo-guillotine choke before just slamming Maria around the ring. Maria connected with some nice knees to the gut and a fun standing bulldog.

Maria bullied Melina to the corner and went for her ten punches before she leaps off...AND HITS A SPINNING DDT FROM THE TURNBUCKLE! Maria scoops Melina onto her right shoulder... BEFORE HITTING THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! SHE HOOKS THE LEGS! ONE! TWO! THREE! MARIA WINS!

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

With Legs like that plays as Maria stands up and Bladewolf slides in to hand her the Women's Championship. Maria and Candice lock eyes, knowing this is far from over.

*After commercial break*

Backstage

RAW came back from the break to show all of the Wolfpack together backstage to a mixed reaction from the fans. "Okay, so Orton's in the lead but the others still have a chance to win within his time limit. I personally don't care who I face." Bladewolf says with a scoff. "But a Beat the Clock challenge is a good way of EARNING a shot against me, and I am kinda rooting for Lashley."

Jackal was about to say something when he noticed someone and nudged Bladewolf who turns to see Santino Marella, causing him to groan loudly. "Seven Hells, can't you just stay away from us?"

The Intercontinental Champion glared at the WWE Champion. "I was just-"

"Boy, you better get that look out of your eyes." Bladewolf threatened coldly as he made sure to stand between Santino and Maria. "Kids you haven't been here long enough to even THINK of beating me in a match. The ONLY reason you are the Intercontinental Champion is because Lashley was there to help take out Umaga. I won't be surprised if you loose that title tonight z a title I've won more times than anyone except Chris Jericho in this company. I once held that title for 480 days straight, the longest Intercontinental Championship reign and it was my third reign. Now, you got two choices, leave and walk away with no injury or stay and loose all chances of retaining your title."

Santino and Bladewolf glared one another down before Santino left, and he ended up loosing his title to Umaga.


Later

The second Beat the Clock match had begun. It was King Booker vs Val Venis.

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

The two circled it up before locking up and Venis grabbed a side headlock. Venis hit a shoulder block before Book looked for the roll up. The two got back to their feet and we've got a stalemate.

Val got tossed aside by book before eating a kick to the face. Booker got a near fall before hitting some chops and elbows to Venis' face. Val countered out of a suplex attempt and hit a back drop suplex of his own for a two count.

Val came bounding off the ropes only to get hammered with a clothesline from our king for yet another near fall. Booker tossed Val into the ring post before the King gathered him and went for an MMA style arm bar. Venis made it to the ropes before Book got on top of Val and hit some mean blows to his chest. Book looked for the suplex and it ended up looking more like a brain buster. We got another near fall before Val fought back once more only to get hammered with a reverse elbow from the King.

The two exchanged whip attempts before Val eventually hit a clothesline and some body slams. Val hit a pretty sweet hanging neck breaker and got a near fall of hits own four minutes in. Booker ate a whip to the buckles before Val connected with a big boot. Booker caught a back kick and then hit the scissors kick out of nowhere for the win.

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

King Booker's time is 4:30. It seems he's in the lead of potentially facing either the Bladewolf or John Cena at the Great American Bash for the WWE Championship. The third Beat the Clock match will be after the commercial break. It's Mr. Kennedy vs Super Crazy.

*After commercial break*

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

Kennedy grabbed his little mic. He told Super Crazy to never ever disrespect him like that again. He went to introduce himself and Crazy snuck up from behind and grabbed a roll up. That's all she wrote.

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

And now Mr. Kennedy was out of the race.


The Carlito vs the Sandman match had passed and the next one was the fourth Beat the Clock match. It was Bobby Lashley vs Shelton Benjamin.

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

The two locked up and Lashley immediately grabbed a take down and maintained control with a front face lock. Benjamin was frustrated and dipped out of the ring in short order to stall some. Shelton hit a kick to the gut but the fun didn't last long as Lashley started tossing him all over the place. Lashley went for a spear and Benjamin freaking took off through the middle rope to stall some more. I love heel stalling.

Shelton got up on the apron and delayed for just long enough to break the count and allow him to stall some more. Lashley got his hands on Benjamin and started doing the toss the baby thing before Shelton countered a back drop with a phenomenal DDT for a two count.

Shelton tried to do something stupid and found himself tossed aside with a T-Bone suplex. Lashley hit some clotheslines and then an inverted gut buster on the smaller Shelton.

Lashley only got a two count on the cover attempt so he started looking for more ways to destroy Shelton. He went for the running power slam and Shelton snuck out of the hold and hit a crescent kick. Shelton got greedy though and went for a top rope drop kick only to get speared out of his boots in mid air. That's all she wrote.

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

Lashley beat the clock limits and it will be Lashley vs Bladewolf at the Great American Bash. Lashley gets onto the turnbuckle and celebrates with his arms raised.

OOOOOOWHOOOOOO!

The lights go out to a mixed reaction and soon grunting is heard inside the ring. When the lights come back on...THE WOLFPAXK ARE ATTACKING BOBBY LASHLEY!

The trio beat Lashley down before Jackal and Bloodwolf lift him onto their shoulders, Bladewolf goes to the top rope...AND THEY HIT THE TRIPLE POWERBOMB NECKBREAKER!

Bladewolf glares down at his next challenger with a cold smirk as the fans booed them while some were cheering. Bladewolf still had John Cena to deal with.


It was time for the Main Event. It's Bladewolf vs John Cena for the WWE Championship. This is the first time since November the 27th where Bladewolf and John Cena were battling in the Main Event for the WWE Championship, the very night Bladewolf won the WWE Championship.

Cena's theme hits and he comes out to a pop. "The following contest is scheduled for One-fall and is for the WWE Championship!" Lillian Garcia announced and the crowd popped. "Introducing first the challenger, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, weighing in at 240 lbs...JOHN CENA!"

Clean runs down the ramp, slides into the ring, and throws his hat and shirt into the crowd before his theme dies down and he waits for the WWE Champion.

OOOOOOWHOOOOOO!

The Vengeful One plays to a mixed reaction and out comes the Bladewolf with Maria at his side. "And his opponent, being accompanied by Maria, from Death Valley, weighing 275 lbs, he is the WWE Champion...THE BLADEWOLF!" Tonight marks Bladewolf's 217th day as WWE Champion.

Bladewolf stops at the apron and kisses Maria before taking off his jacket and enters the ring. He hands his title to the referee while staring Cena down. The referee shows the title to everyone before giving it to someone then calls for the bell.

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

The matchup is officially underway. Bladewolf and Cena circle one another before Cena goes for a lock up but Bladewolf tackles him down and delivers a few lefts and rights to Cena, causing the former WWE Champion to cover up. Bladewolf stomps away on Cena multiple times before grabbing him from behind and hits a German Suplex. Bladewolf walks over and unloads with lefts and rights to Cena. The referee tells Bladewolf to get off and give Cena a chance. Bladewolf does so and watches Cena recover before walking over and gets to a knee before hammering away violently with right hands to the skull as Cena covers up until the referee warns Bladewolf again.

The WWE Champion backs off as the referee checks on Cena. Cena gets to his feeds and nods that he was alright.

Bladewolf hits Cena in the head with a right hand, causing him to stumble back. Bladewolf then kicks Cena in the gut before giving another hard right, then another, then he hits a hard left before tackling Cena into the corner where he delivers a few shoulders to the gut until Cena begins delivering elbows to the back of the 4-time WWE Champion.

Bladewolf goes to a knee before he lifts Cena up and slams him onto the mat and delivered a few right hands to the head until the referee got involved, causing Bladewolf to back off.

Bladewolf watched Cena before running up and boots him in the face, causing him to go down again. Bladewolf grabs him around the waist and goes to hit a German Suplex until Cena delivers an elbow to the side of Bladewolf's head and does a few more until Bladewolf let's go. Cena rebounds off the ropes and takes Bladewolf does with a clothesline, going for the cover afterwards. ONE! TWO! THR-! No! Bladewolf kicks out!

Cena gets to his feet and stomped on Bladewolf a few times before picking him up and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle and runs for turnbuckle clothesline when Bladewolf ducks it, grabs Cena from behind and hits a German Suplex. Bladewolf walls over to Cena and goes for the cover. ONE! TWO! THR-! Cena kicks out!

Bladewolf sighs before he delivers a few rights to Cena's head before stopping and locks in a headlock, trying to wear Cena down or make him submit. Cena begins fighting back with elbows to Bladewolf's stomach, forcing the Champion to let him go. Both men get to their feet and run at each other, both clotheslining one another and going down.

Suddenly... BLADEWOLF SAT UP! Bladewolf gets to his feet and grabs Cena, dragging him into the corner before delivering a few stomps to the gut of Cena, then delivers a hard right to the head of Cena.

Bladewolf picks Cena up and drives him into the turnbuckle, driving his shoulder into Cena's gut as well. He does this a few more times before pulling Cena close and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Bladewolf pulls himself to his feet with the ropes and walks towards Cena, bending down to grab him...WHEN CENA TRIPS HIM UP AND LOCKS IN THE STFU!

Bladewolf yells in pain as the referee checks on him, asking if he'll give up. Bladewolf's right hand clenched as he uses his left to reach for the ropes. Cena applies more pressure to the hold, causing Bladewolf to punch the mat as he crawls and claws his way to the ropes...AND HE DOES!

Cena releases the hold but he takes advantage and stomps on Bladewolf multiple times before dropping a right to the head. He picks Bladewolf up and Irish whips him off the ropes, ducks a right and lifts Bladewolf up before slamming him onto his back in a familiar way! The crowd gives this a loud reaction as he raised his right hand before bending down to look at Bladewolf.

"You can't see me!" Cena said before he rebounds off the ropes, comes back to hit...THE FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Bladewolf stumbled to his feet and turns around, Cena lifts him up and...HITS THE FU! HE GOES FOR THE COVER! ONE! TWO! THRE-! BLADEWOLF KICKS OUT! Cena's eyes widened while the crowd cheered. He gets to his feet and pulls Bladewolf to his, lifting him onto his shoulders... AND HITS A SECOND FU! HE HOOKS THE LEG! ONE! TWO! THRE-! BLADEWOLF KICKS OUT!

Cena knew he had to hit a third to win. So he picks Bladewolf up, gets him onto his shoulders for a FU, but Bladewolf slides off, rebounds off the ropes... AND HITS A SPEAR! Bladewolf jumps to his feet with a roar as the crowd cheered. He looks around before doing the cutthroat taunt to cheers from the crowd.

Bladewolf grabs Cena and begins lifting him to his feet. But Cena suddenly lifts him onto his shoulders...AND HITS A THIRD FU! HE HOOKS THE LEG! ONE! TWO! THR-! BLADEWOLF KICKS OUT!

Cena's eyes widened as he looks at Bladewolf before hitting the mat in frustration and exits the ring, grabbing a steel chair and slides back into it...STRAIGHT INTO A SPEAR! Instead of going for the cover, Bladewolf grabs the chair and unloads with vicious chair shots to the body of Cena, striking anywhere he can to make Cena cry out in pain.

Bladewolf drops the chair before he begins picking Cena up, only to be lifted up onto Cena's shoulders...AND HIT WITH A FOURTH FU! CENA HOOKS THE LEG! ONE! TWO! THRE-! BLADEWOLF KICKS OUT!

The crowd popped in shock and relief as Bladewolf had still managed to kick out after being hit with four FUs altogether. Cena couldn't even believe it as he got to his feet before rolling Bladewolf over...AND LOCKS IN THE STFU! WILL BLADEWOLF TAP?!

Bladewolf struggles to reach the ropes as Cena pulls more but this allows Bladewolf to roll Cena onto his back and get out of the hood after laying into Cena with hard rights. Bladewolf gets to his feet, pulls Cena to his and onto his shoulders... BEFORE HITTING THE WOLF'S HOWL! Bladewolf pulls Cena to his feet and scoops him onto his right shoulder and in front of him...BEFORE HITTING THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! HE HOOKS THE LEG! ONE! TWO! THREE! BLADEWOLF RETAINS!

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

The Vengeful One plays and Bladewolf painfully gets to his feet. "Here is your winner and STILL WWE Champion... THE BLADEWOLF!" Maria hands Bladewolf the WWE Title and he raises it before exchanging a passionate kiss with Maria.

Jackal and Bloodwolf walk down the ramp and take four tables out from underneath the ring before setting them up outside the ring. They then slide in and all three get Cena up onto Bladewolf's shoulders as if going for a Triple Powerbomb? (AN: You all know the reference)

They lift Cena up...AND TOSS HIM THROUGH THE FOUR TABLES! The crowd booed as the Wolfpack stand tall once again over another fallen challenger for Bladewolf's WWE Championship. Can anyone stop the Wolfpack?

Bobby Lashley's theme hits to a pop and Lashley comes limping out but Jackal and Bloodwolf are immediately on the attack and Lashley is too hurt to defend himself. Jackal and Bloodwolf drag Lashley to the ring where Bladewolf was and roll him into the ring. Bladewolf grabs a microphone and crouched down next to Lashley.

"Bobby Lashley... You think you can stop us? The Wolves of Chaos." Bladewolf said before looking at Maria. "I quite like that nickname z the Wolfpack, the Wolves of Chaos and Destruction. We cause destruction and Chaos wherever we go. Lashley, nobody has been able to stop the Wolfpack and the chaos we bring. I'm going to enjoy beating you at The Great American Bash. But, since I admire your resistance to a beating from us, I think our match needs to be a lot more brutal, nothing to hold us back, so at The Great American Bash, our match will be...A LADDER MATCH!"

Bladewolf stands up and nods at Jackal and Bloodwolf who gwt Lashley onto their shoulders while Bladewolf goes to the top rope...AND THEY HIT A TRIPLE POWERBOMB NECKBREAKER!

Bladewolf stands up and takes the WWE Championship before raising it over his head. The crowd boos the four heel superstars as RAW goes off the air.


Wow, a chapter that's went over 4,000 words? I'm on a role here!