Porky Minch Makes a Mess!
Spoilers for Earthbound and Mother 3
Note from Ender: In this moveset, Porky will be piloting his spider mech from the Gigyas battle.
Basic Information:
Series: Earthbound
Weight: 112
Speed: 1.34
Introduction: Simply appears, as if teleporting in
Up Taunt: Sticks his tongue out
Down Taunt: Faces his rear end up and spanks it
Side Taunt: He pretends to cry before it turns into an evil glare
Idle Animation: Gives a quick wicked smile
Boxing Ring name: The King of New Pork City
Alt Costumes: The way he appears in the Gigyas battle, Porky turns a pale grey while the spider mech would turn a purpleish tint (In reference to Porky's appearance and battle in Mother 3), Porkey gets his living color scheme with a white T shirt and blue overals while the mech becomes a brighter silver (The mech references a Starman), Porky gets pink hair and a pink outfit with a snout symbol on his shirt while the mech becomes blue (Porky references a Pigmask Grunt while the mech is a Pigmask Captain), Porky gets a black shirt with a P on it and blue overalls while the mech turns a darker grey (Porky is in refrence to his brother Picky. The mech doesn't reference anything, I just thought it matched the color), Porkey gets a white shirt and bow tie with black overalls while the mech becomes a lighter blue color with yellow highlights (Porky is referencing the Porky Bot from Mother 3 while the mech is in reference to Li'l Miss Marshmallow), Porky gets back the a red and black striped shirt while the mech becomes yellow (Refrencing the way Porky looked when he worked with Geldegarde Monotoli while the mech references his helicopter), Porky and the mech both turn varying shades of grey (Refrencing the King Statue boss from Mother 3)
Kirby Hat: His hair
Classic Mode: Corporate Kerfuffle (K Rool, Phoenix Wright, Fawful, Olimar, Pokemon Trainer, Cuphead) (Final Boss: The Hands)
Standard Moves:
AAA combo: 2 needle-like legs come out and stab forward, followed by the spider mech slightly lundging forward (The needle legs are in reference to the other mech Porky rides in Mother 3)
Down tilt: The mech unleashes a shot burst of electricity
Up tilt: The mech extends upwards. Its whole area is a hitbox
Side Tilt: The needle legs shoot out forward
Dash Attack: The mech gets low to the ground as it puts its whole weight into the move
Getup Attack: Spinning electric attack
Edge Attack: (Please note: When grabbing the legde, Porky would actually come out of the cockpit and grab on, using his feet to keep attached to the mech): Porky rolls back on, using the mech to hit foes
Air Moves:
Standard Air: Spins around with mysterious energy circling it
Forward Air: A needle arm appears and stabs forward multiple times
Back Air: The mech spins around and shoots a short ranged psi blast backwards
Down Air: Shoots a long stream of electricity downward at the same range of Palutena's Up smash
Up Air: Porky himself would actually open the cockpit and jab two electrifies needles upward
Smash Attacks:
Up Smash: 2 needle arms go up, creating a ball of orange energy as it charges. This charging can actually damage foes, and when the button is let go the mech unleashes a burst of orange energy
Side Smash: The mech turns slightly as it charges and then unleashes a large burst of mysterious power
Down Smash: 2 pillars of mysterious magic shoot from the ground on either side of the mech
Specials:
Neutral: Stinky Gas (The mech spits out a puff of gas. The color changes depending on its effect)
Green: Foes hit by this will have their controls reversed for a few seconds (Scales with their damage)
Purple: Puts a flower on their head
Blue: Repels foes away but deals no damage
Each of these effects will appear at random
Up: Gigyas Warp (Porky will vanish and appear elsewhere dependent on controller input) (However this is not the standard teleport!) (If the player simply taps the special button, Porky will warp to a place, then warp again to another place-again the player can tilt the control stick to where they want to go) (However, if you hold down the button Porky will not warp a second time. Instead, he will unleash a small burst of electricity around his mech. Doing this puts him into freefall)
Down: PSI Counter (Your basic reflector. Active on all sides of him)
Side: Porky Bot (The mech spits out a Porky bot. The bot will begin to run around the stage of its own AI. If it gets close to an opponent, it can use a single punch that deals decent damage and knockback. However, if it is hit even once, it will bounce up and down for a few seconds before exploding in a decent radius) (Porky can only have one Porky Bot active at once)
Grab and Pummel:
Grab: Two pigmasks appear and grab the foe
Pummel: The pigmasks headbutt them
Throws:
Forward: The mech charges into them
Back: The mech grabs them, spins them around, and tosses them backwards
Down: The mech jumps up and body slams them, burying the foe
Up: The mech tosses the foe up as Porky pops out and shoots them with a blaster
Final Smash: The King Statue
Porky laughs and vanishes from the arena. Soon, the King Statue appears and roars. It will them stomp with both feet, one after the other. Foes directly under the statue will be buried. It will then swing with both its arms, dealing massive damage. The smash ends with Porky appearing and tossing a New Year's bomb at the statue, making it explode for huge knockback
Results Screen:
Victory pose 1: The pigmasks cheer him on as he laughs and sticks his tongue out at the camera
Victory pose 2: Masked man pulls a needle out of the ground as Porky walks up behind him laughing
Victory pose 3: The Absolutely Safe Capsule float down and and encase Porky
Defeat: He sits there in anger
Song: Porky's Theme
Trailer: Mario fighting Bowser to save peach. Link guarding Zelda from an approaching Ganondorf. Kirby and Meta Knight clashing in mid air. Fox and Falco staring down Wolf. Samus firing on Ridley. The Kongs and Banjo and Kazooie teaming up against K. Rool. Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth staring each other down. Olimar fighting off a Bulborb. It all cuts to fuzz as we see Donkey Kong yawn, laying in front of a television. He tosses a banana peel behind him as K rool sleeps on a hammock and Diddy plays on a game boy with Banjo while Kazooie sleeps in his bag. The door bell rings, waking up the two sleepy heads. Banjo walks over to open it and smiles. It was Ness and Lucas who brough over their gameboys as well. Before they can sit down to play a flash of light takes attention to the window. Donkey Kong, Diddy and K rool rush to check it out as Banjo, Kazooie and the PSI boys go through the door to look when suddenly they are being loomed over by a round silhouette. The silhouette reveals itself...as Bowser Jr. The cabin dwellers look unimpressed as Jr laughs at this to himself, before suddenly being blasted away by the spider mech. Porkey floats in and lets out a laugh, as his reveal phrase appears. The rare characters all jaw drop as the mystic boys growl in anger seeing him.
The fight was ON!
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