From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 6:06 PM 24 April 2017

Dear, fuckificare

No, don't worry about me. I'm fine. I just don't want you to hurt yourself. That's all.

If you want to stop that kind of thing, you can always just message me if you feel like drinking…

Even though I might not be the most helpful person, I'll do what I can to help.

Sincerely, Me