Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs

Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.


What if Gin fell in love with Haru?
How the original version was supposed to go

Haru was in a rush. He had overslept and was going to be late for work. His alarm had failed to wake him up and Cora had left the house, probably having failed to waken her owner and decided that she'd get food from Azusa. Haru had zigzagged through the people in his way but ended up tripping over an uneven part of the sidewalk, crashing into someone.

"I'm so sorry!" Haru apologized. "Are you alright?" He paled when he realized who he had bumped into.

Gin got back up and dusted his coat off. He stared at Haru. It was not his typical glare that he would use on everyone because for some reason, when he looked down at Haru's panicked expression, he didn't want to scare him away. 'He looks a bit cute,' He blinked once he realized the thought that had crossed his mind. 'Cute? Why would I think he's cute?' To save face, he let out an irritated grunt. "Watch where you're going next time,"

"Y-Yes sir!" Haru nodded before continuing his way to Café Poirot. 'Oh dear Arceus, is he plotting to kill me!? Of course he is! He wouldn't let me get away with bumping into him! Should I move back to England? I can live with Mom and Masumi!'

"Haru-san, are you alright?" Azusa asked when he finally arrived. "You're pale and sweaty,"

"I'm fine," Haru reassured her. "I just ran all the way here. I kinda stayed up all night binging anime,"

"Geez Haru-san, you should take better care of yourself," Azusa lectured. "Sleep is a very important factor to your overall health,"

"Yes Azusa-san," Haru nodded. 'She sounds like a mom,' He headed to the bathroom to freshen up quickly before putting his apron on and prepping the ingredients for the day.

The door chimed, signaling that a customer had entered. Two men in black took a seat at the counter. Haru started to get nervous at the sight of Gin and Vodka. 'Stay calm, Haru. You don't want them to get suspicious. Holy shit Gin is staring at me!' "W-What can I get for you two?"

"Two coffees and two breakfast specials," Vodka ordered.

"Coming up right away," Haru nodded, trying to act as if they were normal customers. 'Gin is still staring at me! Oh no, he really does want to kill me just for bumping into him!'

"Aniki, is something wrong?" Vodka whispered to Gin.

"It's nothing," Gin answered. 'Why do I keep looking towards that man?' Gin watched Haru as he prepared their coffee and food.

"Here you go," Haru set the dishes down in front of them. "Please enjoy your meal," 'Please don't kill me,'

The two men ate in silence, Gin casting several glances in Haru's direction. Once they finished, Vodka placed the amount for their bill onto the counter. He was confused as to why Gin himself was taking out his wallet. "Aniki?"

Gin placed a one thousand yen bill on top. "A tip for the cute waiter," The two left and once they were in the safety of the Porsche 356A, Gin started freaking out. "Did I actually say that out loud!?"

"Y-Yeah," Vodka stuttered. "Are you alright?"

"I don't know!" Gin rested his head against the steering wheel. "Something's wrong with me…"

Vodka wasn't sure what to do. He had never seen his superior acting this way before.

XXX

Back at the café, Haru was frozen in shock. "Azusa-san, did that actually just happen?"

"Yes," Azusa giggled. "It seems like the silver haired man has a crush on you,"

'Good news: I'm not going to die. Bad news: Gin has a crush on me,'

To make matters worse, all of this occurred while the Detective Boys were eating at a nearby table, witnessing the entire ordeal. Conan and Haibara's jaws had dropped. 'Gin is interested in Haru!?'

XXX

Gin was at his desk, a couple of files and paperwork in front of him. He wasn't filling them out and was instead constantly clicking his pen. He couldn't focus; the only thing on his mind was that waiter that had bumped into him earlier that day. He leaned into one hand and started to gnaw on the pen's button, leaving several teeth marks along the plastic.

The rest of the crows were really concerned. Gin had never exhibited these types of behaviors before. He was always serious and focused, never letting anything get to him. Well, the only thing that really got to him was Vermouth's teasing but that was because he wasn't allowed to put a bullet through her brain.

"Damn it!" In frustration, Gin swept all of the papers off his desk, creating a mess on the floor.

At that moment, the boss and Vermouth had entered the room. "Gin, I did not expect this kind of behavior from you of all people,"

"Shut up!" Gin said through gritted teeth. Gin never talked back to the boss. Nobody did unless they had a death wish.

Karasuma decided that he didn't want to kill one of his best agents, especially since something was seriously wrong with him. "You seem troubled,"

"I can't stop thinking about that cute waiter from Café Poirot!" Gin blurted out angrily. "There's something wrong with me!"

Everyone was silent, the revelation sinking in. Finally, Vermouth spoke up. "Can you describe…the symptoms?"

"There's this weird feeling in my chest," Gin sighed and collapsed back into his chair. "My heart was pounding loudly when I first laid my eyes on him,"

"Oh, you're in love," Vermouth informed.

"Definitely in love," Karasuma agreed.

"I do not fall in love!" Gin snapped, face turning red.

"Okay, so you won't mind if I take this mysterious man out on a date?" Vermouth smirked.

"Bitch you better stay the **** away from him!" Gin shouted. 'Shit. I'm in love,'

XXX

Gin returned to the café day after day, always ordering specifically from Haru. If Azusa tried to take his order, he'd send her away with a glare. Gin would always leave a large tip and leave before Haru could refuse. Azusa started to tease Haru and whenever Gin would come in, she'd say that his boyfriend was here.

"Haibara," Haru groaned as he laid down on Professor Agasa's couch. "How do I get Gin to fall out of love with me?"

"If he were a normal person, I'd tell you to piss him off," Haibara answered. "But if you piss Gin off, chances are that you might die. To be completely honest, I'm surprised that Gin is actually capable of falling in love,"

"So you're saying that I'm doomed to be his object of affection until he eventually grows tired of me?" Haru sighed.

XXX

James was treating Jodie and Akai to breakfast at Café Poirot. James and Jodie were worried about Akai skipping meals, a bad habit the man had developed. "Hello, welcome to Café Poirot," Haru greeted and led them to a table. After taking their orders, Haru started to cook.

The door chimed once again. "Haru-san, your boyfriend's here," Azusa teased.

Akai snapped his head up immediately at those words. 'Who the hell seduced my baby brother!?'

Gin stood in front of Haru, nervously tugging at his turtleneck. "H-Hey," 'Come on! I've faced death numerous times! Why am I stuttering!?'

"He wants to ask you out on a date," Vermouth casually revealed as she entered and took a seat at the counter.

James and Jodie had to restrain Akai from charging at Gin. "Shuu don't make a scene!" Jodie advised. "I'm sure your brother will be reasonable and—"

'If I immediately refuse, he might become one of those people that pester someone and beg for a chance,' "I accept," Haru agreed. 'I'll give him a chance and then tell him that it didn't work out in the end. Hopefully this doesn't end in him trying to kill me or having us die together,'

"I'll pick you up at five," Gin smiled brightly and handed a bouquet of roses to him. "These are for you,"

Haru blushed slightly, having not really been expecting any gifts. "Thanks," He placed them in an empty vase that he filled partway with water. 'Roses, huh?' "So what would you and your friend like to eat this fine morning?"

James and Jodie had to resort to knocking Akai out. Vermouth watched them from the corner of her eye while Gin was too distracted, enamored by Haru's presence. Vermouth raised a brow as the two FBI Agents dragged the unconscious Silver Bullet out of the café. 'Does Akai and Gin's boyfriend know each other?'

For some reason, Azusa was not at all bothered by the scene.

XXX

"I need to save my baby brother!" Akai was currently tied to a chair with heavy iron chains. "Gin's trying to steal his innocence!"

"Shuu, if he sees you with your brother complex, then Haru-kun will be in even more danger," Jodie tried to reason. "He'll take your brother hostage and use him against you,"

"To be honest, I don't think Gin would harm Haru-kun," James said. "He seems to genuinely love him,"

"THAT MOTHER****ER IS INCAPABLE OF LOVE!"

XXX

There was a bag on Haru's bed. In it was a set of clothes the Silver Spring Fan Club had bought for him. They were a group of shippers that supported Gin and Haru dating. Since they didn't know Gin's name, they just referred to him as Silver. How did they know Haru's clothing size? It was probably a lucky guess. How did they get it inside of the Kudo Household and onto his bed? He wasn't sure if he wanted to know.

He took a hot shower to help relieve stress and calm his nerves down. Once he finished changing, he realized two things: One, he wasn't sure what to call Gin. Two, he didn't tell Gin his address. How was Gin going to pick him up? Haru didn't have Gin's phone number so he couldn't exactly contact him.

At five o'clock, Gin's Porsche pulled up in front of the house and Haru came out with a surprised look. "How do you know where I live?"

"Our fan club told me," Gin answered.

"You know," Haru said. "I never got your name,"

"Melkior," Gin opened the passenger door for Haru. "My name is Ikari Melkior,"

Meanwhile, the professor and Haibara were restraining Conan from rushing out to capture Gin. Conan would stand no chance against the assassin.

XXX

Their date consisted of a trip to Tropical Land where the two rode on various rides and ate a lot of snacks. The Silver Spring Fan Club was following them around and taking several photos and videos. They then had dinner at an expensive restaurant. After that, they walked through the park and observed the night sky. Haru ended up slowly falling in love with Gin, causing himself to internally panic.

When Gin dropped Haru off at his home, the latter invited the man in for a cup of coffee. They never made it to the kitchen though and, surprisingly, it was Haru whose lust took over. He crashed his lips against Gin's roughly. Their hands started roaming over each other's bodies and clothes were torn off and tossed away without a care. They made their way up the stairs and into Haru's bedroom.

Let's just say that Haru was glad that the walls were thick enough so that the neighbors couldn't hear their…late night activities.

XXX

The next morning, Haru woke up to find himself embraced by a naked silver haired prince. 'Holy ****! I just slept with Gin!' The most shocking part was that he did not regret it at all. He snuggled closer to Gin's bare chest.

"Mine…" Gin mumbled, still mostly asleep. He buried his face into Haru's soft hair. "Love you…"

Haru blushed. "I love you too," 'I never thought I'd ever say those words to his face. I mean, in the Real World I was attracted to him, but after reincarnating into the Detective Conan World, I thought there'd be zilch chance of us dating since, well, he's a criminal and I'm Akai's brother,'

After about another hour, the two actually got out of bed and took an extended shower together. Haru had just gotten out of the bathroom while Gin was finishing up. The door burst open and Akai was there with several weapons strapped to his body. "MY PRECIOUS BABY BROTHER I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!"

Gin rushed out of the bathroom, a towel cover his lower half. "What's with all the yelling?"

Akai glanced between the naked Gin and his precious baby brother whose hair was still damp. He gasped and clutched his chest. "YOU BASTARD!"

"Shuichi!?" Haru walked over to him. "Shuichi, I think you're having a heart attack!"

"I'm going…to kill Gin…" Akai, despite being in an immense amount of pain, aimed his gun toward the assassin.

While Haru called for an ambulance, Gin was raising a brow at Akai's behavior. "Exactly how are you related to my boyfriend?"

"Boyfriend!?" Akai choked out, his legs giving away and crumpling to the floor. "How dare you…seduce my…precious baby brother!?"

Gin's eyes widened at the revelation. "My Haru is your younger brother!?"

Akai glared at Gin. "He's not…your Haru…"

"Okay, how long does it take for you to die from that heart attack?" Gin questioned. "Then again, I can't have you dying. My Haru would be saddened and I don't want him to cry," A mischievous smirk formed. "Unless he's crying out my name in pleasure like last night,"

"YOU—"

"Let me spell it out to you," Gin leaned his head closer to Akai's. "I ****ed your brother,"


Back when I was writing the original drafts of Mitsuharu, I was seriously going to make Gin X Haru a thing and it was gonna go something like this. Gin would then help the FBI while trying to avoid Akai's attempts at killing him. Well, in the altered drafts of the HaruVerse, Gin was switched out with Cognac.