From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 8:56 PM 24 April 2017

Dear, Birch

Thanks, really.

Even just your offer is a lot of help to me.

Just knowing you're there.

This is fucking stupid, really.

That I'm relying on you so much when we don't even know each other...

Sincerely, Me