Are you getting this trend here? Every 10 episodes is another season? This is season 5. I wonder what other show since season 17 did 10 episodes per season...
Description: The mayor starts a band to rub it in her rival's face.
We open at Peter's place. All of his friends were applauding at him.
"It's great to have you back, Peter," Newton said.
"Yeah..." Peter said.
"You don't seem impressed," Chris said with concern.
"I'm okay. Don't bug me." Peter thought.
As everyone was celebrating the mayor walked in the scene.
"You know, Karin, Newton, Unikitty, Chris, and Johnson? We of South Park are so sorry we ever blamed you for Peter's disappearance. And we are going to revoke your exile. You are now welcome back in South Park again!"
"No, it was my fault," Karin said.
"No, it was my-" The mayor argued.
The mayor's phone rang.
"Hold on, let me go make this call."
The mayor left the scene.
The mayor answered that call.
"Hey, Macdaniels."
"Saki from band class!" She said.
"So Macdaniels, I'm the leader of the band that's going to play at the Super Bowl next week!"
"What?!"
"That's right, Macdaniels. I'll be in riches while you bite the dust. The problem is that I'm busy next week. Could you fill in for me?"
"Um, Uh..."
"Oh right, you don't have a band."
"Yes, I do! I do too have a band!"
"We'll see. And you will fall."
Saki hung up.
"I gotta find a band next week. But how?"
Peter and Newton were heading their way to iHOP.
"National Pancake Day, I can't wait!" Newton said as he ran up the restaurant.
As the two sat down, Peter noticed a flyer near the table.
"Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?" He read out loud.
Meanwhile, the four boys saw the sign in their class too.
"Then become part of the greatest musical sensation ever to hit South Park." Stan read.
Chris, Kyle, and Karin also got the news.
"And be forever adored by people you don't know." Karin read.
"Not to mention, free refreshments. Practice is 8:00 p.m. sharp." Newton read.
"Um, you know I'm sitting next to you right?" Peter said.
That night...
Macdaniels arrived with a bunch of musical instruments.
"Okay, people settle down, settle down. Has anyone played an instrument before?" she said.
It was so quiet you can hear a cricket chirping. A person turns to a cricket chirping.
"oops. Sorry." It said as it left.
"Funny. I thought I saw you in the school band once." McDaniels said.
No one said anything.
"When do we get the free food?" Newton said.
The mayor didn't listen.
"Okay, repeat after me."
The mayor played on the clarinet.
"Brass section, go."
The brass section played.
"Good, now the wind."
The wind section played.
"Now the drums."
The drummers banged so hard that one of the drummers accidentally threw the stick which hit the mayor in the head.
"Too bad that didn't kill me." She groaned.
"Now, let's practice marching. I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five." The mayor instructed.
Everyone got in rows, but Cartman accidentally stepped on Wendy's foot.
"Ow! Cartman!" Wendy said.
"It was an accident!" Cartman said.
"Accident this!"
The two got into a fight that took them outside the building. They heard a scream of pain from Cartman. But he was okay.
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on." He said as he made his way to his seat.
DAY TWO...
Everyone in South Park was practicing their marching.
"Perfect everyone. Super Bowl here we come. Flag Twirlers spin those flags. Now turn!"
Everyone turned when they reached a corner of the street.
"Flag twirlers, I want to see some spinning. Flag twirlers, come on let's move!"
The Flag twirler, Kenny, spun his flag so fast that he flew up into the air and crashed right into a passing blimp. Peter plays taps on his trumpet while everyone else silently mourns. The mayor lies on the ground.
DAY THREE...
"How's that drum solo going on, Ike?" The mayor said.
"Stupendous!" Ike said.
But Ike was too small for the drums. He kept running back and forth trying to make one beat before collapsing in exhaustion.
DAY FOUR...
"Well, this is our last night together..." The mayor said. "I know we haven't improved much, but I have a theory. People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?"
"CORRECT!" Randy shouted.
"So if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one... And a two... And a one-two-three-four..."
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That blast destroyed every window in South Park. The mayor had her face blown back.
"Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us." She groaned.
"Well, maybe we wouldn't play so bad if some people didn't play with BIG MEATY HOOVES!" A guy said.
Newton got aggravated.
"What did you say... punk?" He said back.
"BIG. MEATY. HOOVES!" The guy yelled.
The scene changed to a Punch-Out match, with the guy and Newton as the boxers, and Peter as the referee. Punch-Out music plays during the fight. Newton knocked out the guy in one punch.
TKO.
Everyone started arguing with each other.
"Wait, wait!" The mayor said.
The band fought each other. Cartman was shoved into a tuba. Stan knocked out Craig with his drumsticks. Then the clock rang.
"Hey, class is over!" Chris said.
Everyone walked to the door, but the mayor was there first.
"Well, you've done it. You ruined my whole happiness and crushed it to tiny bite-sized pieces. Don't bother showing up to the Super Bowl tomorrow. I'll you died in a marching accident."
The mayor walked away.
"What have we done?" Peter said to everyone. "She came to us and is in our need. The mayor was always there for us! Michelle, when you're baby was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?"
"A fireman." She said.
"And Cartman, when you had that heart attack, who revived you?"
"Some guy in an ambulance," Cartman said.
"Right, so if we pretended that the mayor is a fireman or a hospital guy then I'm sure could all pull together and discover what it means to be in a marching band."
"Yeah, for the mayor!" Stan cheered.
Everyone cheered.
"Now let's make the mayor proud," Peter said as he was now the leader of the band.
DAY FIVE...
The mayor arrived at the Super Bowl.
"Well, today is the day. I have no marching band and the worst thing that could happen is that... SAKI?!"
Saki was in front of the mayor.
"Hello Macdaniels, I came here to see you fail. So, where's your band?"
"Um, they couldn't come. They died in a marching accident."
"So, who's this?"
Everyone in the band arrived.
"We're ready to perform, mayor," Stan said.
"Well, Macdaniels, this is exactly how I picture for your band to look."
Cartman was picking his nose.
"I have an itch." He said.
Everyone gathered in the main field.
"I guess this will be the last time I will show my face in this town."
"Oh, it won't be," Peter said.
"Huh?"
The lights shined down upon them. People from all over were at the Super Bowl.
"That's a lot, I never performed by a crowd this big," Wendy said.
"I think I'm gonna barf," Stan said.
"Okay everybody, let's get this over with. 1... 2... 3... 4..."
The people playing the trumpets played them successfully. The mayor was stunned by such greatness. Peter was playing on the synthesizer with Karin singing.
Music: You know.
Winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more kill
The last one to fall
Will never sacrifice their will
The laser shows and lights show up from behind the band.
Don't ever look back on the world closin' in
Be on the attack with your wings on the wind
Oh, the games will begin
The sight of the band being tremendously successful caused Saki to have a heart attack.
Saki was unfortunately killed in action. You will not be able to hear from her any longer.
A group of paramedics arrived to take Saki away. The mayor smugly waves her away.
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah
And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah.
And the one who's last to fall.
We will have sweet, sweet victory
The mayor runs to the middle of the band and leaps into the air as the scene freezes. It then fades to black from here.
THE END.
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