Not wanting to make it to long I split the chapter up in two... The next chapter guaranteed things will get naughty again!

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English Literature, Are We Men or Are We Mice

Slowly turning the handle of the window I wince how it squeaks a little. Every inch it opens without a noise feels one step closer to victory. The moment you are concentrating so hard on something your tongue is sticking out your mouth a little? Yeah, I am at that point right now. Crouching down I move the plant slightly to the right so I can use it as a camouflage. When they start to relax more, it seems that they are comfortable enough to raise their voice a little. 'D! I think they are on to us men! Vika cornered me asking all kinds of questions.' Trying to shush Ivan I realize it is too late as three heads are staring at the window. Not only am I standing in my boxer shorts. All of them look pissed as hell, FUCCCCCCK! Sheepishly waving I blow a kiss to Rose. Gritting my teeth I try to keep a smile on my face while cursing at him. ' Thanks a lot, you idiot' his eyes widen meeting their glares.

Backing up I scramble to find pants to wear. Let me tell you trying to pull up leather pants in a rush, SUCKS! Letting out a sigh of relief closing the last button I stiffen. Footsteps are coming closer, jumping on the bed I grab a western pretending to read. My heart is beating so fast she can probably hear it. Crossing my legs I try holding in a moan while the vibrations are set to almost on maximum. Ivan is leaning against the bedpost looking at his mobile playing with a lock of hair. Like predators they move around the room seeing who will flinch first. With Christian nowhere in sight, I hope he is safe, lucky bastard.

'Whatcha doing Comrade' purring Rose her nail is gently scratching my scalp. Don't. fall. for. It. Dimitri! Stay strong! Meeting her eyes I do my best not to gulp 'Nothing Milaya, just changing my clothes.' Cocking her head to right she is nuzzling the side of my neck. 'We won't get mad, you have been acting a little strange I-VAN' using her best puppy dog's eyes Vika is batting her eyelashes. That look is all too familiar, whenever she wanted something from me she would use it too. My little sister may play innocent but she is far from it. Biting the inside of my cheek I restrain myself from rolling my eyes. All he has to do is hold it together 'Just a little tired from work Malyshka' her face softens a bit hearing him call her baby.


Nodding at each other they leave the room still looking they don't believe us. At least the vibrations have stopped, although I don't really trust it. Texting Mister Ozera asking were the fuck he is, his head pops up moments later. 'Jezus! I thought Liss was going to cut off my balls.' Plopping down on the bed he is sweating visibly 'I feel ya man! They were up in our faces about it too. How on earth are we going to find out now?' That is a good question indeed. We could all buy a pregnancy test then tell them not to flush. Yeah…. or maybe not... ugh! 'Well we can Uhm…' god this is horrible using him like this but ' ask Paul to rub their bellies or something then see how they react.' Frowning I burst out laughing imagining all kinds of things happening. He probably will think a genie will come out since the last movie he saw was Aladdin. 'Never mind' sighing I seriously have no idea what to do.

'Can't you just ask Babushka if she can tell us more dude ' raising one eyebrow at Ivan he shrugs. 'We both know that she will never tell us. We have a better shot just asking them who is pregnant!' A static sound catches my attention. FUCK! Zoey's baby phone! Oh hell! Christian follows my eyes swallowing loud. 'What are you two….' His face pales mortified seeing the light blink. 'HAH! We knew you guys were up to something!' My mistress voice booms through the room. Soon after I see that both ladies put a hand on Vika her shoulder. At the same time, my heart sinks a little, my eyes narrow at her. She is too young to be a mother even though she will have Ivan by her side. Well, I am going to make sure he is there every step of the way. Clenching my fist I want to tell her that it was careless of her. That is until I see the expression on her face.

Tears roll down her cheeks as my little sister meets my eyes. 'You are disappointed in me aren't you Dimka.' Fumbling with her hands her lips are trembling. There are so many emotions going through my mind. Only I can't find it in myself to scold her. Yes, she should have been more careful but at least the father of the child is not a scumbag. Even though he can be an asshole at times, trust me. He is surprisingly calm or it hasn't really sunk in yet. 'Can I have a moment alone with your brother.' Well that is interesting, to say the least. Reluctantly Victoria leaves the room giving me a pleading look not to kill Ivan.


Walking back and forth he is clearly trying to build up the courage to talk me. Should I help him out or... Nah, still going to make him sweat a little I can't neglect my big brother duties. Grabbing a flogger I let the soft tresses tickle the palm of my hand. Swallowing hard he steps back a little watching me curiously. 'Do you remember the day I found out you were dating Vika' nodding he is unconsciously rubbing his ass. 'A hand is nothing compared to feeling this' flicking it against the wooden pillar closest to him. Wincing he still stands his ground what I can't help but admire. Leaning closer to his ear I chuckle darkly 'If you hurt her, mistreat her, rais a hand at her, leave her to care for the baby by herself…. This flogger is the least of your worries. Won't leave my little niece or nephew fatherless... But having said that it doesn't mean that daddy dearest..' Turning as if I am walking away I quickly lash out with it letting it whip against the wall right next to his head. ' he will go unpunished when he is out of line.'

Like there is a switch being flipped I smile then hug him tightly congratulating him. Confused he is still carefully studying my every move. Patting him on the back I motion him to come back down. 'D,..' swallowing loud he clears his throat several times. 'If I ever slip up you can hang me by the balls. But I am very serious about Vika I would never hurt her in any way. It wasn't really planned or anything only that doesn't mean I will walk away. Used to be the life of the party, ok maybe a bit of a man-whore... I really love her dude, she… she… means the world to me.' The dreamy look he has in eyes thinking about her says enough. Certainly have the same look myself every time I think of Rose. 'You say that now, wait until you have a miniature version of her crawling around.'

With a goofy smile on his face, I see his eyes twinkle. Feeling a bit jealous I quickly put that aside not wanting it to show on the outside. For a brief moment, I imagined a mini version of Rose running in the front yard. Holding that test in my hands gave me a glimpse of how it would feel to find out when we are having a baby. Of course, she is the one carrying it then, however, I will be there every step of the way.


Not very surprising however is that Ivan and Vika leave right after the big reveal. Curious how she is going to explain it to Mama. She always supported Karo, Sonya during their pregnancies only difference is, she is still in school. Not a very ideal time to raise a baby that young either. Only with the support of everyone, they will be able to do it so not impossible.

Sitting on the back porch holding a beer I take a moment to relax. It has been an early morning so I am pretty much beat. Wish they would fuck off already, excuse my language I can only take so much girl talk. What the best nail polish goes with a certain pair of shoes. Is it really that important for them to match, dear god! My beautiful mistress comes outside talking on the phone looking pale? Gasping she drops it on the wooden deck. Racing over to her I try to get her attention. Has something happened to her parents? 'Roza? Roza? Are you ok?' no response. The person on the other end of the line keeps on saying her name as well.

'Hello?' I hear rustling like it is in the inside of someone's pocket. Seeing the name on the display I frown. ~Sestra~ she doesn't have one.. Hanging up I call back hoping they will pick up 'Professor Hathaway?' why is he… 'Ivan Mudak! What the hell is going on? What did you say to my girlfriend to upset her?' cursing he sighs 'Well we were on our way to my home when Vika was going through her handbag.' Swallowing loud he pauses for a moment ' she then noticed a pregnancy test.' Where is he going with this? 'Yeah so?' tapping my foot I feel myself getting impatient. 'It was negative..' frowning I am not quite sure what he is trying to tell me. 'D?'


Slowly my mind starts to work again 'What? So it was a false positive? Sucks, or not I guess since you guys weren't planning to get pregnant so soon.' Hear my little sister scolding him to get to the point making me laugh a little. 'Rose did a test together with Vika cause she was nervous to go through with it alone.' From the corner of my eye, I see my mistress rubbing her belly slowly. .GOD! A giddy sound leaves my mouth that is close to a squeal. Not very manly only I couldn't care less right now. Striding back to where my beautiful temptress is mumbling to herself I hug her. Caressing her cheek gently her brown eyes meet mine 'Is it true?' blushing she nods. 'I…I…sorry' why is she.. 'Oh Milaya don't be sorry. I am going to be a Papa!'

Peppering her face with kisses I see one of those rare moments were she blushes. 'Are you sure that you're ready for it?' More than ever, I practically imagined her with a swollen belly since we first got together. Not going to tell her that of course 'As long as you are too Roza' don't want to assume anything. The restraints holding back my excitement are getting weaker. Taking a moment to think about it I bite my lip hoping not to look too eager. 'Yes, I just hope I will be a good mother.' Lacing my fingers through hers I kiss them both smiling 'Together we will the best parents possible.'


My face pales when I see my mother, sisters and little nephew standing in the doorway. All of them trying to see what we are doing. Mama together with Karo look like they are about to pop from excitement. 'FUCK!' groaning I can't believe I didn't notice them sooner. 'Uncle Dimka said fuck' in unison the Belikov woman scold him 'PAUL! Language!'. Glaring at his mother he huffs 'He said it first!' Great! Slapping the palm of my head against I really feel stupid 'YEBAT!'

'He did it again!' doing my best not to smirk my lip slightly twitches. 'Uncle Dimka will do his best not to say fuck again.' Horrified Karo clamps her mouth shut only he already heard it. The twinkle in his eye says he is up to no good 'fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!' squealing he starts running while my sister is chasing him scolding him to stop. All of us can't hold back the laughter any longer. One by one we crack so it is for the best to go back inside. Not wanting to encourage him more and not to face the wrath of Karo. She is can be very vicious pushing her fingernails into your cuticles, ouch!


After pleading with my mother not to tell anyone else I was even more exhausted. Falling asleep that night wasn't difficult at all. Waking up I see Rose straddling me purring 'I think today is a perfect day for another lesson.' I gulp as she is rolling both my nipples between her thumbs and index finger. ' Which 10 position will make sure to cause an orgasmic feeling during the pregnancy….' Licking my lips this lesson doesn't sound so bad, right?