Artemis comes to Hogwarts

The next morning I spotted my muses following Snape around the great hall as he fled from them and the other students were either A laughing or B, horrified like Percy and the Slytherins. The muses were singing and it was a very annoying song.

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.
Everybody's Nerves
Everybody's Nerves
I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves.
And this is how it goes
I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves.
Everybody's Nerves
Everybody's Nerves
I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves.
And this is how it goes
I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves.
Everybody's Nerves
Everybody's Nerves
I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves.
And this is how it goes
I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves.
Everybody's Nerves
Everybody's Nerves
I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves.
And this is how it goes"

"Revenge is sweet," I said to myself but I said it a little too loud, Mcgonagall heard me

"You did this!" She said

"Yes" I said sheepishly

"Detention tonight Mr. Olympian, Meseres Weasleys are those dung bombs? You will be joining him with Mr. Filch in Detention tonight" She said

"Back when the world was new
Planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere brutes called titians ran amok

It was a nasty place
There was a mess where ever you stepped
Where Chaos reigned and earthquakes and Volcanos never slept

But then along came Zeus
He hurled his master bolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was just to type A too just relax!

Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though honey it may seem Impossible
That's the gospel truth
On MT. Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth
Though honey it may seem Impossible
That's the gospel truth" My musses sang Carlile from the other side of the room gave me an are you kidding me look.

"They can sing" George said Impressed

"Well they are the musse's," Lee said

"Alright Gals that's enough," I said

"Y...You" Snape said at a lost for words

"Yeah already got detention from it," I said as the muses walked out of the room and flashed away out of sight. "I thought it was funny"

"Ten points from Gryffindor" Snape said and he stalked to the teacher's table

"Let's head on to Mcgonagall's," I said

"Might wanna remove your earbuds can't guarantee shes to pleased with you" Lee said

"Yeah," I said putting my earbuds in my pocket and we walked to McGonagall's classroom.

"Why are you here early again, Apollo?" She asked looking up from her book.

"I Like to be Early
So I get the first choice
On the seat, I want" I said "Aw man my syllables were off"

"Apollo, How long are you going too do those? You're not very good at them." McGonagall said and I gave her a mischievous grin "Oh no" She said

"The was a Goddess from Sparta-"

"No! I heard enough of those in my time with Artemis" McGonagall said and I gave a small laugh

"Zeus, at Olympian Height
Casting his eyes around so bright
A weird sound in the night
Makes Hera want to bark
When Zeus does something unright" I said

"Least it wasn't the other" McGonagall sighed

"We're going to hear this all year, aren't we?" Fred said

"Yeah, he is the God of Poetry," Lee said

"Daughter of Atlas
Flee from Orion as doves
Seven sisters shine" I said

"Oh Shove it," Lee said putting his hand over my mouth and nose making it so I couldn't breath

"Enough Poetry," George said I tried shaking Lees hand off but couldn't so I sank my teeth into his hand

"OUCH!" lee yelped yanking his hand away "He bit me"

"Fine no more Poetry," I said

"I'm bleeding!" Lee said

"Then maybe you shouldn't have covered his mouth," McGonagal said

"I'm bleeding," Lee said

"I didn't realize my teeth were that sharp," I said

"Gezz it bloody hurts," Lee says "That's my wand hand your bit"

"Calm down Mr. Jorden," McGonagall said as people starting coming in McGonagall stood at the front of the class "Mr. Olympian, before I forget, you are actually excused from today's lessons"

"What?" I said is surprise

"Go to the headmaster's office, take in mind that while you are excused from your classes today, you are not excused from detention, and you are expected to make up all work that you miss," McGonagall says.

"Yes, ma'am," I said gathering up my stuff and then I headed to the Gyffin that blocked the Headmasters office, at the Griffin I meet Hagrid.

"Hullo there" Hagrid Greeted

"Hello, Hagrid. Um. I was instructed to come too the headmaster's office but I'm afraid I forgot to ask how too get in. You wouldn't by any chance mind helping me would you?" I asked

"That wouldn't be a problem," Hagrid says

"Thank you," I said, as hagrid turned too face the Griffen

"Pumpkin spice," Hagrid said and the Griffin statue started rising to reveal a staircase. I never would have guessed that would happen. Hagrid and I rode the staircase to the top where Hagrid knocked on the headmaster's door.

"Come in" Came Dumbledore's voice from within the office

"I came as you asked, Mr. Olympian is here with meh" Hagrid said. I looked around the office taking it in. I was completely confused as too why I was here and why I was excused from the day's classes

"Yes now Hagrid I would-" as dumbledore was talking too Hagrid I was tackled from behind

"Oaf" I said

"Not as observant as you used to be are you brother" The person who tackled me said with their knee in the small of my back. I recognized the speaker's voice immediately. It was my Twin Sister.

"Arte! I didnt think you'd be here so soon" I said struggling to get out from under her, but my sister had me penned down good so i consented. "Will you let me up please?" I asked

"Oh I actually got a please out of you this time" Artemis said and she not only got off me but pulled me too my feet

"Anyway… what name are you going by" I asked in a hushed voice

"Artemis Diana Olympian," my sister said in a very bragging manor

"That's not fair you-"

"Father knew that had he left you to use your name you would have blown it. Now hagrid is helping me to get my supplies and I requested for you to come along, unless you would rather go back too class…" Artemis says

"Hell naw" I said

"Language brother, this is a school," Artemis says

"Mr. Olympian, you may want to change, I had a house-elf bring up a change of you're clothes, you may use that room right there," Dumbledore said handing me a pair of jeans and a red tank with my tennis shoes.

"Right," I said ducking into the room, and changing as fast as I could without using my Mortal powers "What should I do with my uniform?" I asked after I had changed

"Just leave it right here on the chair for when you return," Dumbledore says "Now off you go, be back by dinner tonight, oh and Mr. Olympian, this does not excuse you from you're detention tonight. Even if what you did was very amusing" Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eye.

"We shall be flooing too the leaky cauldron," Hagrid said grabing a small container "I 'pose neither of you have used the floo before have you"

"We have," I said

'I haven't' My sister said in my head

'Dont worry, it's easy. All you have to do is throw down the power he will give you and say the name of where you want too go, the leaky cauldron, while standing in the fireplace' I told her

"So then who wants to go first" Hagrid says

'Just watch what I do' I told Artimes

"I will, I've done it a few more times than she has," I said, shocking myself that I didnt stutter over the lie, being mortal was allowing be to be able to lie. I was not sure if that was a good or a bad thing, but what I said might have counted as a technicality I took some floo powder from Hagrid and stepped into the fireplace, "The Leakey Cauldron" I said loudly before throwing the powder down. For a few very long moments I was spinning and then I slide out on the floor of the Leaky Cauldron. I was covered in soot but I quickly moved out of the way as only seconds later, Artie came tumbling out, also covered in soot and ash. She grinned at me and with a small gold light she and I were both clean

"You're Welcome," she said

"Thanks, sis" I said as Hagrid came stumbling out, struggled to get his footing and then fell on a display table, crushing it, luckily the table was empty. Artie and I looked at each other and then fell out laughing, and when I say laughing I mean laughing our Asses off. Or in my case literally ROTFL while laughing my ass off.

"Erm sorry about that, and them" Hagrid told the shops men as my sister and I kept laughing. Roughly 20 minutes later we were calm enough too exit the small pub.

"It's a dead-end," Artemis said. I was about 90 percent sure that was the exact same thing I told Hecate when she brought me here.

"Just watch" I said tapping the correct bricks which then folded away too reveal Diagon alley.

"I need to run a personal eran, can you help her get her supplies Mr. Olympian?" Hagrid asked

"Yes sir, come on Artie" I said pulling my sister down the street too Gringotts

"Where are we headed first" Artie asked

"Gringotts, the bank," I said, it took us several hours too get all the shopping done, but we finished and got back too Hogwarts just in time. We then both changed into our robes as Dumbledore came in

"Just in time," He said "Come along now, we dont need too be late for her sorting" We followed Dumbledore too the great hall, which had it's doors closed. "Now miss Olympian wai here untill the house-elves motion for you too enter, when you do you will come too the front of the Hall too be sorted. Mr. Olympian go take a seat as you normally would." Dumbledore said. Then he and I entered the hall. There was only two seats open at the Gryffindor table, the ones on the end, one next too Fred and one across from that next too George.I did the obvious thing and sat beside Fred.

"Where is all the food" Lee complained as dumbledore stood at the podium

"May I have you atention please" he said banging a spoon against a goblet. I grinned his way,knowing what was coming. Lee caught on too my grin

"You know something we dont" lee said as the entire hall became quiet

"This night, Hogwarts reecived a transfer student from Iveymore, she is too be sorted before dinner. Miss Olympian you may come in now. Please introduce yourself." Dumbledore said, the great hall doors opened and my twin strode in holding her head high. She stopped at the front and faced the entire student body

"Hello I am Artemis Olympian, you may know my younger twin idiot brother, Fred. Despite what he may have said, I am the older one. I am a first year like him. And transfered too be closer too my twin. Oh, and boys flirt with me and you will regret it" My sis said

"Lovely isn't she" George said as McGonagal put the sorting hat on her head

"GRYFFINDOR!" The hat yelled almost instantly, we all clapped. George paled when he realised the only empty seat was next too him, Artemis hesitated but sat next too him

"Now let dinner begin," Dumbledore said and food appeared. I went right for the biskets. Fred and George seamed too be coutious too talk too my sister, which after that short speech she gave i didn't blame them. I chose too break the silence

"Artie, these are my Friends Fred and George Weasley and Lee Jordan," I said

"It's nice too meet you" Artemis says

"Pleasure," Fred and George said toegteher

"He's George" George said

"And He's Fred" Fred said, I rolled my eyes. They were doing the name switch on her.

"So Fred and George" Artemis says seeing through their prank. The twins just gaped at her

"Fred, George you're not bothering her, are you" Percy said as he approached us "Percy Weasley, Welcome too Gryffindor Artemis" Percy said extending his hand for her too shake

"Thank you," Artemis says shaking his hand

"Fred, George, Percy, Charlie and their family know about what we are," I said in Greek

"Good to know," She said "So what did you get detention for?"

"I had the muses follow snape around. He's the potions master, beside the one in purple, the guy in black."

"Do I need too make sure you stay out of trouble" Artemis asked as i grabed another bisket "I think that's enough Biskets" She said

"It's only my sixth," I said

"Last night he single-handedly finnished two baskets" George said

"You need too eat something other tha bread" My sister scolded

"Oh fine:" I said grabbing chicken and putting it between biskets

"Well that's one way too go about it" Artemis says

" I love-" I tried to say but the food got caught up in my throat and I couldn't breathe. Before I knew it Artemis was up and behind me doing what I had shown her a long time ago. I coughed and spit the food out into my napkin. I then took a long drink of water

"Don't talk with your mouth full" Artemis scolded

"I think i'm done" I said pushing my plate away

"It's about time too head too filch's detention" George saud

"Yeah" I said "lee show Artie too the dorms will you" Before he could protest i grabbed fred and pulled him out of the great hall George followed us

"Well this should be interesting" fred said as we stood at filches office.