Family Tree
Monday (12:30pm)
gunscotch: SOS SOS SOS
yourmagjesty: EMERGENCY
spacedad: Is everything okay? Where are you?
stayinyourlane: u need backup?
Sassquez: getting gear on now
donutqueen: WAIT
alwayswinning: location says they're on Bailey Street at Pizza Palace
YourRouler: on our way!
thethirdolsen: ^^^
NiaSangria: Copy!
TheDailyLane: ^^^
TheCatGrant: ^^^
donutqueen: CALM YOUR HORSES
donutqueen: ITS NOT THAT KIND OF EMERGENCY
donutqueen: EVERYONE STAY WHERE YOU ARE
Shocked&Upset: wtf then wats happening
spacedad: Please do not scare me like that again.
gunscotch: sry dad
whoyagonnakal: :( we were halfway there
lenaeclipse: Damn, at least we know that you guys are loyal.
gunscotch: whole squad was ready to fight
yourmagjesty: love that for us
DamnSam: What's the fucking emergency?!
bannedfromchilis: ^^^^^!
gunscotch: well we have good news and bad news
Barney: Good news first.
YourRouler: ^ agreed
donutqueen: Wait wait wait!
donutqueen added MamaDanvers to the group.
donutqueen: continue
lenaeclipse: sbjsksnsjsl
gunscotch: u bitch
yourmagjesty: a villian
lenaeclipse: Hi Eliza!
thethirdolsen: HI MAMA!
alwayswinning: HEY MOM!
TheCatGrant: Hello Eliza
stayinyourlane: sup Mama D
YourRouler: Mama Dan!
whosthatgirl: Omg an honor!
Shocked&Upset: hey hey mama D!
MamaDanvers: Hi everyone!
whoyagonnakal: Hey Eliza! You've been added because there's good news!
MamaDanvers: I must say I'm a little disappointed that I'm just now being added to this chat. :(
Sassquez: oh no mom dont be sad!
spacedad: Eliza, I assure you, it'll do nothing but cause you stress. I'm only here to keep them in line. The things they say cannot not be unread.
gunscotch: he's being dramatic mom
donutqueen: ^^^
MamaDanvers: Hm, I doubt that.
NiaSangria: You should.
MamaDanvers: Nia, sweetheart! How are those sweaters I sent you? Have you worn any of them yet?
NiaSangria: YES MA'AM! I LOVE THEM! I'LL SEND YOU PICS!
MamaDanvers: Lol, please do!
donutqueen: woah woah woah hold the hell on
gunscotch: yeah cut the cameras deadass
gunscotch: Mom why have you never sent us sweaters?!
donutqueen: Yeah what she said!
DamnSam: Kara you don't even get cold.
donutqueen: So!
MamaDanvers: Oh please girls, I send you other things!
MamaDanvers: Kara I JUST sent you 3 pies and Alex I sent you a new jacket!
donutqueen: Dang flabbit, you're right.
gunscotch: calm down there billy rae
bannedfromchilis: EXCUSE ME! WE'RE WAITING ON THE GOOD NEWS
MamaDanvers: Yes yes girls what's the news?!
yourmagjesty: ok um we picked a date for the wedding!
whosthatgirl: OMG!
NiaSangria: That's so exciting!
MamaDanvers: Congratulations girls!
alwayswinning: oh hell yeah!
TheCatGrant: I've already started look at venues
TheDailyLane: So have I. It's dog eat dog when it comes to wedding venues so you have to get on the list early.
spacedad: Lois is absolutely right. When's the lucky day?
lenaeclipse: Lmaooooooooo
lenaeclipse: Tell them the bad news
gunscotch: um…..so
yourmagjesty: its in April
gunscotch: 25th
donutqueen: of this year…
bannedfromchilis: Wait….what?!
TheDailyLane: So….you already have a venue?
lenaeclipse: Lmao
gunscotch: um…..no.
TheCatGrant: Please tell me you're kidding.
MamaDanvers: Alex. Maggie. Please tell me you're joking.
lenaeclipse: Lmfaoooo
YourRouler: i-
stayinyourlane: guys wtf
DamnSam: No way.
whoyagonnakal: What kind of bad joke is this?
yourmagjesty: guysssssss we need your help!
lenaeclipse: I just want it to be known that had I not mentioned it, they wouldn't have realized how close it was.
Sassquez: the fuck guys?
bannedfromchilis: Somehow I'm not surprised but I also am.
Barney: My calculations show that it is possible for us to be able to pull this off. We have the people we need and a good team.
spacedad: I agree with Brainy. We have a great team and if we all work together we can make this the wedding of the year!
gunscotch: see look how supportive they are! y can't u guys be like that?
yourmagjesty: ^^^ yeah support us!
DamnSam: You two are clowns
Shocked&Upset: bozo and ronald
yourmagjesty: i call bozo
gunscotch: good cause i call ronald those burgers slap
donutqueen: Hell yeah
stayinyourlane: catch me munchin on that McRib
Sassquez: im mcFuckin lovin it
lenaeclipse: Sweet Lord.
MamaDanvers: Girls please focus. We have a lot to do
yourmagjesty: yes maam
gunscotch: okay here's the plan
gunscotch: wait i'll let kara type hold on
gunscotch: Cat, Lois, and Lena you look for venues. You have free reign we literally dont care
gunscotch: Winn, Sam, Pam, and Nia you guys are the decorators. We like red and carnations. We have no other ideas.
gunscotch: Cat, Jess, Brainy, and Les you guys are basically the wedding planners. Just make sure everyone and everything is perfect.
gunscotch: James and Clark you're on photography and basically anything else we may need
gunscotch: Everyone else will help us find dresses, food, dj, etc.
gunscotch: Dismissed.
alwayswinning: hold the hell do Sam and Pam even know anything about decorating? I don't want them cramping my style!
Shocked&Upset: what style? ur fucking cardigans and picnic aesthetic?
bannedfromchilis: ^^^ Exactly.
DamnSam: Winn you wore brown shoes with a black belt, please sit down,
alwayswinning: I COULDN'T FIND MY OTHER BELT!
Sassquez: winnyboy my girl and Pam have better style than u ever will
donutqueen: aw i think winn's sweaters are nice
whosthatgirl: You would.
gunscotch: alright alright we all know that winn's sweaters are lame but his apartment is really well decorated so we're only judging off of that
gunscotch: and winn Sam and Pam have amazing taste in decor
TheDailyLane: Decor? She watches an HGTV show one time and thinks she's an interior designer.
TheCatGrant: Exactly. And why is my name mentioned twice?
yourmagjesty: You literally begged us to plan the wedding?
gunscotch: and u JUST said you were looking at venues?
stayinyourlane: babe i thought u only begged for me :(
TheCatGrant: I did NOT beg. I simply suggested that I would be the best option.
TheCatGrant: But fine, I guess I'll help. Even though I'll be doing the most work out of everyone.
Sassquez: nah those of us who actually have to deal with alex and maggie are gonna have to do the most work
NiaSangria: praying for you
thethirdolsen: ^^^ also sending prayers
YourRouler: ugh it's gonna be hell
yourmagjesty: excuse the fuck outta us?! We're gonna be the BEST BRIDES
donutqueen: She's right! Maggie and Alex will be the best bride(zilla)s!
DamnSam: djgalhagjjlk
gunscotch: oh fuck off!
TheDailyLane: It's already started :/
MamaDanvers: Oh I'm sure Alex and Maggie will be just fine!
gunscotch: THANKS MOM
lenaeclipse: Meh, we'll see.
spacedad: it's going to be a long two months but we'll get through it!
donutqueen: Speaking of...Lena now that we're having to solve this wedding issue and times are getting tough, maybe we should call off this ridiculous bet. I know you'll need your kale during this wedding planning time.
Shocked&Upset: oh god here we go
lenaeclipse: You think i'd let you off that easy? I will be just fine without it.
MamaDanvers: There's another bet?
Barney: It's a long story, but basically Kara can't eat potstickers for a month and Lena can't have kale.
stayinyourlane: obviously not their smartest decision
MamaDanvers: I'll say
whosthatgirl: Lena please take the deal.
lenaeclipse: Absolutely not. Kara WILL suffer and I shall be there to watch when she cries just thinking of a potsticker.
donutqueen: Lena, we both know you will fall before I do. You will fall at the hand of your own ignorance.
Sassquez: jesus
MamaDanvers: Do the two of you talk to each other like this often?
stayinyourlane: nah it's some weird foreplay kinda thing
spacedad: Everything they do is sex related, and it's exhausting.
thethirdolsen: ^^^ points were made
lenaeclipse: That is untrue. And James is a virgin so he doesn't know anything about sex.
MamaDanvers: Oh! James, I support you in your celibate lifestyle!
YourRouler: ajgshbashgalsfg
whosthatgirl: We love a supportive mom
thethirdolsen: I'M NOT A VIRGIN
donutqueen: He's in denial. He's never taken a lover. :/
TheDailyLane: afkjgb LMAO "taken a lover"
MamaDanvers: It's nothing to be ashamed of sweetheart.
NiaSangria: lmao im cackling
Sassquez: lmaoooooooo yall WHYLDE
thethirdolsen: Mama Danvers, I'm NOT a virgin. They are just picking on me. :(
alwayswinning: ^^^ Yeah mom, he's not. Trust me.
TheCatGrant: Ew.
spacedad: Unnecessary.
yourmagjesty: absolutely disgusted
MamaDanvers: Aw, well I'm happy for you two! And the rest of you stop picking on my little James.
thethirdolsen: :)
Shocked&Upset: fuckin cryybaby
whoyagonnakal: Can we please focus on this last minute wedding?
gunscotch: it's not last minute?
yourmagjesty: ^^^ we have like almost two months to plan
spacedad: Sigh.
MamaDanvers: Girls, have you at least made a guest list?
yourmagjesty: oh…..kinda? I mean, we know you guys will be there…
gunscotch: and people from the deo, l-corp, catco, and the daily planet
yourmagjesty: and a few of my buddies from work
yourmagjesty: but that's all we have so far…
Barney: Approximately 200 people?
TheCatGrant: Well that's a good start.
bannedfromchilis: Jess and I can start looking at invitations to send out
TheDailyLane: And I've already set up a few appointments to look at venues.
gunscotch: i can't help but think we're forgetting to invite someone….
donutqueen: TEAM FLASH, TEAM ARROW, AND THE LEGENDS!
gunscotch: OH HELL YEAH
