Family Tree

Monday (12:30pm)

gunscotch: SOS SOS SOS

yourmagjesty: EMERGENCY

spacedad: Is everything okay? Where are you?

stayinyourlane: u need backup?

Sassquez: getting gear on now

donutqueen: WAIT

alwayswinning: location says they're on Bailey Street at Pizza Palace

YourRouler: on our way!

thethirdolsen: ^^^

NiaSangria: Copy!

TheDailyLane: ^^^

TheCatGrant: ^^^

donutqueen: CALM YOUR HORSES

donutqueen: ITS NOT THAT KIND OF EMERGENCY

donutqueen: EVERYONE STAY WHERE YOU ARE

Shocked&Upset: wtf then wats happening

spacedad: Please do not scare me like that again.

gunscotch: sry dad

whoyagonnakal: :( we were halfway there

lenaeclipse: Damn, at least we know that you guys are loyal.

gunscotch: whole squad was ready to fight

yourmagjesty: love that for us

DamnSam: What's the fucking emergency?!

bannedfromchilis: ^^^^^!

gunscotch: well we have good news and bad news

Barney: Good news first.

YourRouler: ^ agreed

donutqueen: Wait wait wait!

donutqueen added MamaDanvers to the group.

donutqueen: continue

lenaeclipse: sbjsksnsjsl

gunscotch: u bitch

yourmagjesty: a villian

lenaeclipse: Hi Eliza!

thethirdolsen: HI MAMA!

alwayswinning: HEY MOM!

TheCatGrant: Hello Eliza

stayinyourlane: sup Mama D

YourRouler: Mama Dan!

whosthatgirl: Omg an honor!

Shocked&Upset: hey hey mama D!

MamaDanvers: Hi everyone!

whoyagonnakal: Hey Eliza! You've been added because there's good news!

MamaDanvers: I must say I'm a little disappointed that I'm just now being added to this chat. :(

Sassquez: oh no mom dont be sad!

spacedad: Eliza, I assure you, it'll do nothing but cause you stress. I'm only here to keep them in line. The things they say cannot not be unread.

gunscotch: he's being dramatic mom

donutqueen: ^^^

MamaDanvers: Hm, I doubt that.

NiaSangria: You should.

MamaDanvers: Nia, sweetheart! How are those sweaters I sent you? Have you worn any of them yet?

NiaSangria: YES MA'AM! I LOVE THEM! I'LL SEND YOU PICS!

MamaDanvers: Lol, please do!

donutqueen: woah woah woah hold the hell on

gunscotch: yeah cut the cameras deadass

gunscotch: Mom why have you never sent us sweaters?!

donutqueen: Yeah what she said!

DamnSam: Kara you don't even get cold.

donutqueen: So!

MamaDanvers: Oh please girls, I send you other things!

MamaDanvers: Kara I JUST sent you 3 pies and Alex I sent you a new jacket!

donutqueen: Dang flabbit, you're right.

gunscotch: calm down there billy rae

bannedfromchilis: EXCUSE ME! WE'RE WAITING ON THE GOOD NEWS

MamaDanvers: Yes yes girls what's the news?!

yourmagjesty: ok um we picked a date for the wedding!

whosthatgirl: OMG!

NiaSangria: That's so exciting!

MamaDanvers: Congratulations girls!

alwayswinning: oh hell yeah!

TheCatGrant: I've already started look at venues

TheDailyLane: So have I. It's dog eat dog when it comes to wedding venues so you have to get on the list early.

spacedad: Lois is absolutely right. When's the lucky day?

lenaeclipse: Lmaooooooooo

lenaeclipse: Tell them the bad news

gunscotch: um…..so

yourmagjesty: its in April

gunscotch: 25th

donutqueen: of this year…

bannedfromchilis: Wait….what?!

TheDailyLane: So….you already have a venue?

lenaeclipse: Lmao

gunscotch: um…..no.

TheCatGrant: Please tell me you're kidding.

MamaDanvers: Alex. Maggie. Please tell me you're joking.

lenaeclipse: Lmfaoooo

YourRouler: i-

stayinyourlane: guys wtf

DamnSam: No way.

whoyagonnakal: What kind of bad joke is this?

yourmagjesty: guysssssss we need your help!

lenaeclipse: I just want it to be known that had I not mentioned it, they wouldn't have realized how close it was.

Sassquez: the fuck guys?

bannedfromchilis: Somehow I'm not surprised but I also am.

Barney: My calculations show that it is possible for us to be able to pull this off. We have the people we need and a good team.

spacedad: I agree with Brainy. We have a great team and if we all work together we can make this the wedding of the year!

gunscotch: see look how supportive they are! y can't u guys be like that?

yourmagjesty: ^^^ yeah support us!

DamnSam: You two are clowns

Shocked&Upset: bozo and ronald

yourmagjesty: i call bozo

gunscotch: good cause i call ronald those burgers slap

donutqueen: Hell yeah

stayinyourlane: catch me munchin on that McRib

Sassquez: im mcFuckin lovin it

lenaeclipse: Sweet Lord.

MamaDanvers: Girls please focus. We have a lot to do

yourmagjesty: yes maam

gunscotch: okay here's the plan

gunscotch: wait i'll let kara type hold on

gunscotch: Cat, Lois, and Lena you look for venues. You have free reign we literally dont care

gunscotch: Winn, Sam, Pam, and Nia you guys are the decorators. We like red and carnations. We have no other ideas.

gunscotch: Cat, Jess, Brainy, and Les you guys are basically the wedding planners. Just make sure everyone and everything is perfect.

gunscotch: James and Clark you're on photography and basically anything else we may need

gunscotch: Everyone else will help us find dresses, food, dj, etc.

gunscotch: Dismissed.

alwayswinning: hold the hell do Sam and Pam even know anything about decorating? I don't want them cramping my style!

Shocked&Upset: what style? ur fucking cardigans and picnic aesthetic?

bannedfromchilis: ^^^ Exactly.

DamnSam: Winn you wore brown shoes with a black belt, please sit down,

alwayswinning: I COULDN'T FIND MY OTHER BELT!

Sassquez: winnyboy my girl and Pam have better style than u ever will

donutqueen: aw i think winn's sweaters are nice

whosthatgirl: You would.

gunscotch: alright alright we all know that winn's sweaters are lame but his apartment is really well decorated so we're only judging off of that

gunscotch: and winn Sam and Pam have amazing taste in decor

TheDailyLane: Decor? She watches an HGTV show one time and thinks she's an interior designer.

TheCatGrant: Exactly. And why is my name mentioned twice?

yourmagjesty: You literally begged us to plan the wedding?

gunscotch: and u JUST said you were looking at venues?

stayinyourlane: babe i thought u only begged for me :(

TheCatGrant: I did NOT beg. I simply suggested that I would be the best option.

TheCatGrant: But fine, I guess I'll help. Even though I'll be doing the most work out of everyone.

Sassquez: nah those of us who actually have to deal with alex and maggie are gonna have to do the most work

NiaSangria: praying for you

thethirdolsen: ^^^ also sending prayers

YourRouler: ugh it's gonna be hell

yourmagjesty: excuse the fuck outta us?! We're gonna be the BEST BRIDES

donutqueen: She's right! Maggie and Alex will be the best bride(zilla)s!

DamnSam: djgalhagjjlk

gunscotch: oh fuck off!

TheDailyLane: It's already started :/

MamaDanvers: Oh I'm sure Alex and Maggie will be just fine!

gunscotch: THANKS MOM

lenaeclipse: Meh, we'll see.

spacedad: it's going to be a long two months but we'll get through it!

donutqueen: Speaking of...Lena now that we're having to solve this wedding issue and times are getting tough, maybe we should call off this ridiculous bet. I know you'll need your kale during this wedding planning time.

Shocked&Upset: oh god here we go

lenaeclipse: You think i'd let you off that easy? I will be just fine without it.

MamaDanvers: There's another bet?

Barney: It's a long story, but basically Kara can't eat potstickers for a month and Lena can't have kale.

stayinyourlane: obviously not their smartest decision

MamaDanvers: I'll say

whosthatgirl: Lena please take the deal.

lenaeclipse: Absolutely not. Kara WILL suffer and I shall be there to watch when she cries just thinking of a potsticker.

donutqueen: Lena, we both know you will fall before I do. You will fall at the hand of your own ignorance.

Sassquez: jesus

MamaDanvers: Do the two of you talk to each other like this often?

stayinyourlane: nah it's some weird foreplay kinda thing

spacedad: Everything they do is sex related, and it's exhausting.

thethirdolsen: ^^^ points were made

lenaeclipse: That is untrue. And James is a virgin so he doesn't know anything about sex.

MamaDanvers: Oh! James, I support you in your celibate lifestyle!

YourRouler: ajgshbashgalsfg

whosthatgirl: We love a supportive mom

thethirdolsen: I'M NOT A VIRGIN

donutqueen: He's in denial. He's never taken a lover. :/

TheDailyLane: afkjgb LMAO "taken a lover"

MamaDanvers: It's nothing to be ashamed of sweetheart.

NiaSangria: lmao im cackling

Sassquez: lmaoooooooo yall WHYLDE

thethirdolsen: Mama Danvers, I'm NOT a virgin. They are just picking on me. :(

alwayswinning: ^^^ Yeah mom, he's not. Trust me.

TheCatGrant: Ew.

spacedad: Unnecessary.

yourmagjesty: absolutely disgusted

MamaDanvers: Aw, well I'm happy for you two! And the rest of you stop picking on my little James.

thethirdolsen: :)

Shocked&Upset: fuckin cryybaby

whoyagonnakal: Can we please focus on this last minute wedding?

gunscotch: it's not last minute?

yourmagjesty: ^^^ we have like almost two months to plan

spacedad: Sigh.

MamaDanvers: Girls, have you at least made a guest list?

yourmagjesty: oh…..kinda? I mean, we know you guys will be there…

gunscotch: and people from the deo, l-corp, catco, and the daily planet

yourmagjesty: and a few of my buddies from work

yourmagjesty: but that's all we have so far…

Barney: Approximately 200 people?

TheCatGrant: Well that's a good start.

bannedfromchilis: Jess and I can start looking at invitations to send out

TheDailyLane: And I've already set up a few appointments to look at venues.

gunscotch: i can't help but think we're forgetting to invite someone….

donutqueen: TEAM FLASH, TEAM ARROW, AND THE LEGENDS!

gunscotch: OH HELL YEAH