Disclaimer: I do not own WWE.


Monday Night RAW: 10/9/2007

Monday Night RAW was live in Green Bay, Wisconsin. A week ago, William Regal announced the Bladewolf vs John Cena vs Randy Orton at Unforgiven for the WWE Championship. This led to Cena attacking Regal and being banned from the building tonight. However, Orton decided to send a message and attacked Maria after her match against Beth Phoenix, hitting her with an RKO. It's been reported she'll be out for a couple of weeks at least

Mr. McMahon came strutting down to the ring and it's time to find out who the illegitimate child is. Vince ran down over the pain that he had been experienced over the past five weeks before responding to the boos and saying that illegitimate kids could happen to anyone. He ran down the laundry list of events that had happened over the weeks and bemoaned the lack of professionalism on the part of the mother.

The crowd gave a little 'you suck' chant before Vince promised us all that Coach didn't in fact 'suck'. Vince said he took solace in the fact at the fact that his son wasn't from Green Bay. He showed the new WWE magazine with Kennedy on the cover and had the magazine ripped up. Vince said he had been embarrassed and humiliated enough, he wanted to know who his son was.

The Great Khali's music hit and he came out to the ring. Khali said some heart warming words in Khali speak. Singh took the mic and said that he had some insight into all of this and that he thought that he might be Vince's child. Vince said he was a tiger, and Khali agreed and said he should be called 'the Great McMahon'.

JBL's music hit and he came out to the ramp. Thank the lord for well… him!

JBL said it wasn't the Punjabi sasquatch behind him. He said after all, what did the two of them love the most? He asked Vince to put 'big gulp' on a leash. He said when you considered his stock portfolio even in this market, he could certify, guarantee and document that things were indeed, looking up.

JBL said Sexual Tyranasaurussisisis. Good lord. They are even gods. They both like New York City. JBL said he's love to change his name to JBL to JBM.

Jeff Hardy's music hit next and here he comes. He said when he flew off of tall objects that people were looking up. He said though, he was hoping he wasn't Vince's son. Hardy began talking about his hair before JBL pwned everyone with Punjabi super cuts and what not.

Mr. Johnson, the mother's lawyer showed up. Vince told the lawyer he hated him and hated the woman. Vince demanded to let him know who his bastard son was. He said he did have an answer and the identity of the child would be revealed tonight, when his client was ready. Vince said the least he could do was tell him if his kid was in the ring.

The attorney said it wasn't Jeff Hardy. Hardy did a little celebration. Vince said since Jeff had so much energy, he would have a match tonight against someone who could be his son, the Great Khali.

****Commercial****

Paul London v. Lance Cade

The two tied up and then quickly broke. They locked horns a second time and exchanged holds on the mat before Cade grabbed a nice side headlock. London tossed him off before hitting an inverted atomic drop and a head scissors before eating a boot to the grill for a two count.

Cade put the boots to London before going for another cover. Cade hit a belly to back suplex for another two count before grabbing a head vice on the mat. The crowd rallied London before Cade bullied him to the corner and hit some punches. London caught him coming in on a charge and hit a spring board drop kick before getting a two count of his own.

Cade sent London into the ropes and hit a high back body drop before hitting a grizzly looking shoulder block for another near fall. Cade plopped London on the top rope before the quicker London fought him off. Murdoch snuck up on the apron to interfere diverting the ref's attention. While the official was tending to him, Brian Kendrick sneaked into the ring and hit sliced bread #2 before London hit his standing moonsault for the win.

Winner: Paul London via pin fall

Triple H was in the back and shilled his new T-Shirt. Cute.

****Commercial****

JR and King put over the Unforgiven pay per view a bit before going over some of the 'emotional' feuds that are going on right now.

A video played putting over the Orton-Cena feud. Security guards are on hand tonight to keep an eye out for Cena.

Vince and Coach were talking about the Cena-Orton issue. Coach said he stepped up and said he had banned Cena from the building tonight. They changed the topic of conversation to a poll putting over who'd be his bastard son. The son voted Stevie Richards the #2 guy and Coach brought him in. Vince laughed in his face and sent him off. Vince asked who #1 was and Coach told him Triple H.

Grisham introduced Carlito back stage. Grisham asked him how nervous he was. Carlito said all Triple H proved was that he was pretty tough with a sledge hammer in his hands. Carlito said coach let him pick an opponent for Triple H tonight. This was someone whose defeated Triple H a ton of times. Carlito said tonight he'd prove to be Triple H's 'daddy'.

Suddenly a car is shown arriving at the arena and the Bladewolf gets out. And boy did he look pissed off.


OOOOOOWHOOOOOO!

The Vengeful One hits and out comes the Bladewolf to a pop. He storms towards the ring, holding the WWE Championship in hand as he does. He enters the ring and immediately grabs a microphone before standing in the middle of the ring, breathing heavily as he tried to control his anger.

"Last week, it was announced I will face John Cena and Randy Orton at Unforgiven for the WWE Championship." Bladewolf stated as he slowly paces. "John Cena attacked Regal and got banned because of this. Then Randy decided to antagonize me further when he layer Maria out with an RKO." The crowd booed this. Bladewolf was having trouble keeping his anger contained. "RANDY! You dare put your hands on the woman I love?! At Unforgivenz I'm gonna break your neck!"

With that, Bladewolf drops the microphone and leaves the ring as his theme plays before RAW goes to commercial break.


Later

Randy Orton came out to the ring to cut a little promo. He said while things might be down, the throbbing in his father's head was loud. He said Bladewolf had brought down many men, but none of them had made it personal. He said he WANTED it to be personal. He ran down Bladewolf some more before John Cena came running down to the ring and cleared house despite the security. Cena tried to break through security some more while Randy Orton ran off.

Suddenly Bladewolf comes out and tackles Orton onto the stage, furiously attacking him. Bladewolf hammers away at Orton before security come to separate them and Orton quickly runs off as security hood both Bladewolf and Cena back from tearing Randy Orton apart.

They'll get their chance Sunday at Unforgiven.


And that's it for this chapter. The next one will be Unforgiven 2007.