Kaiba's duel disc dinged. "Dinner is served," he said epically. A little draw on the side of his duel disc popped open. Inside was a tablet. "The Saiyan drug is ready."

"Is it safe?" Yami asked.

"I'll find out," Kaiba said, popping it very casually. "Seta?"

"You have gained the ability: Zenkai Boost: YuGiOh style," his duel disc said. Apparently, he named that Seta, too. It continued, "You get a 100x multiplier for every humiliating defeat you suffered to your rival. Stacking."

"God damnit," Kaiba muttered, stifling a confused laugh. "What is that 100x100x100? This is so humiliating."

"But you're finally very strong, Kaiba!" Yami said.

"Fuck you!"

Suddenly, Yugi went slamming into the ground. Blood spurt out of him like he was from a graphic samurai anime, or Kill Bill. Somehow, while coughing up blood, he said, "Kaiba…"

"Yugi!" Kaiba said, running to his friend's side. "Only shit! You're seriously going to die!" Blood was everywhere. It got all over Kaiba's hand's and clothes. Not only was he from the Yu-gi-oh! Universe, but the 4kids one. He had never seen blood before.

Sakura appeared next to Kaiba and Yugi . "It's okay!"

"No, it's not," Kaiba said, his eyes welling up as he held Yugi's hand up. Yugi winced. "Sorry, bro. Yugi…"

"Yeah?"

"I just want you to know…"

"Hey, I can heal him! Cut this dramatic crap out!" Sakura yelled.

Kaiba and Yugi turned to her. "Hell no," Kaiba said.

"What?"

"He needs to die so I can go Super Saiyan."

"That's really fucked up."

"Says the hoe who married a dude who tried to kill her."

Sakura's eyes went wide. "You-."

"Yeah."

"I tried to kill him, too…"

"Yeah, bullshit."

Yugi coughed up blood. "Don't mean to cut in, but it's what I want," Yugi said, "just look at the hair. It's all I ever wanted. Do it for me, bro." He looked up into Kaiba's eyes and squeezed his hand with every last bit of strength.

"Yugi," Kaiba said, "I respect you more as a duelist than I love my own brother."

"I love you too, man. Duel on."

And Yugi died.

Goku limps by.