Family Tree
Monday (1:14pm)
alwayswinning: BARRY?! YESSSSSS I CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM AGAIN
thethirdolsen: OH HELLLLLL YEAH!
Shocked&Upset: awh i remember that little fucker
Shocked&Upset: i know he'll be surprised to see me ;)
gunscotch: lmao oh yeah i forgot u used to be a villian
YourRouler: the sexiest villian ever
Shocked&Upset: nah babe that's you!
stayinyourlane: villians? pls u guys are puppies
yourmagjesty: very soft
whoyagonnakal: I'm not complaining. I'm glad you guys are reformed.
donutqueen: What the hell are you glad for? You never had to deal with them.
TheCatGrant: Leave it to a man to try to take credit for the things a woman has accomplished.
lenaeclipse: It's what they're best at.
whosthatgirl: ^^^ You hate to see it.
TheDailyLane: Very embarrassed right now.
whoyagonnakal: I-i didn't mean it like that! I was just saying I'm glad they're reformed!
spacedad: Stop while you're ahead.
Shocked&Upset: woah woah woah i am NOT a puppy nor reformed
YourRouler: ^^^ that's all kara
donutqueen: Yeah I'm a rottweiler.
DamnSam: No, you're a poodle
NiaSangria: No she's a pug
Barney: Actually, I think Kara is a golden retriever
TheCatGrant: A golden retriever is what I always thought.
bannedfromchilis: ^^^ Very golden and good at retrieving.
donutqueen: All of those are great pups!
whosthatgirl: There's nothing wrong with being law abiding citizens.
YourRouler: wrong it's VERY lame
Sassquez: gotta agree
gunscotch: mood tbh
stayinyourlane: ^^^
yourmagjesty: ? ur all deo agents
bannedfromchilis: Lucy aren't you literally a lawyer?
stayinyourlane: meh
spacedad: Disappointed but not surprised. Could we get back on topic please? Kara, how do you plan on getting in contact with Barry and the others?
donutqueen: Oh um, well Cisco gave me that device thingy that can connect my phone to their universe, remember?
spacedad: Oh yes, I remember. I haven't seen you use it in a while.
alwayswinning: yeah we haven't videoed them in forever!
donutqueen: Um well see I might have accidentally…..broken it?
TheDailyLane: Of course.
MamaDanvers: Oh dear.
TheCatGrant: I wouldn't expect anything more.
spacedad: How did this happen?
alwayswinning: WHEN did this happen?
DamnSam: Not surprised at all this is her brand
NiaSangria: :/ still sad though
alwayswinning: HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SEND MEMES TO THEM NOW?!
yourmagjesty: little danvers what the hell?
donutqueen: EXCUSE ME BUT I AM FEELING VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW
lenaeclipse: Alright alright everyone back off.
Sassquez: we demand answers!
lenaeclipse: Kara, darling tell them how you broke it.
donutqueen: I'd rather not say
gunscotch: this bitch stepped on it!
gunscotch: A YEAR AGO
alwayswinning: A YEAR?!
Barney: Unfortunate, but understandable.
NiaSangria: Sigh...I'd be lying if I said i didn't step on important things sometimes
whosthatgirl: Same
DamnSam: Why are you people keeping important things on the floor?
thethirdolsen: life be like that sometimes
alwayswinning: A YEAR?!
TheCatGrant: You'd think with superpowers she'd be able to avoid stepping on important items.
Shocked&Upset: ^^^ you'd think
donutqueen: Excuse me, but I rush out of my apartment everyday to save lives! I don't have time to check my floor before I zoom out
TheDailyLane: ok zoomer
alwayswinning: adgjjjgh;jas
YourRouler: lmfaooooooo
stayinyourlane changed donutqueen's name to zoomer
gunscotch: sfgkjfgsdjfghskfghjsdfgsg
MamaDanvers: Aw i think that's a cute little name
thethirdolsen: mama danvers approved!
zoomer Noooooo it's not a cute name :(
lenaeclipse: Aw my little zoomer! :)
TheCatGrant: Great name. I should have named you that instead.
NiaSangria: A missed opportunity :/
zoomer STOP BULLYING ME! I SAVE THE WORLD EVERYDAY I DESERVE SOME RESPECT
DamnSam: oh yall watch out we got a mad zoomer on our hands
whosthatgirl changed zoomer's name to Fast&Furious
Sassquez: afgkhjagakghjg
TheDailyLane: Clever as fuck
yourmagjesty: jess out here doin the lord's work
Fast&Furious: STOPPPPPPPP :( :( :(
MamaDanvers: Awh alright alright everyone. Stop teasing Kara.
Fast&Furious: Yeah stop teasing me :(
yourmagjesty: oh stop whining
yourmagjesty: changed Fast&Furious' name to donutqueen.
yourmagjesty: there ya big baby
donutqueen: :)
YourRouler: you literally could have changed it back yourself
donutqueen: Nah didnt wanna.
TheCatGrant: Smh, a child.
gunscotch: just to clarify...she didnt step on it doing supergirl stuff
gunscotch: she was rushing to the door to get the food she ordered
donutqueen: The fuck Alex!
Sassquez: no one here is surprised
spacedad: Could we please get back on topic and maintain a level of seriousness?
spacedad: Kara, leave the device in the hands of Lena and Alex so that they can get it fixed. That way we can contact the others and send them the invitations.
donutqueen: Hold the hell on! I can fix it!
stayinyourlane: lol
TheCatGrant: Kara, J'onn requested that we be serious. Please abide by that.
YourRouler: rkfjksldhajd Cat
donutqueen: I CAN FIX IT IM SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU
spacedad: No one here is doubting your intelligence, Kara. Right everyone?
Shocked&Upset: :)
YourRouler: :)
alwayswinning: :)
thethirdolsen: :)
TheCatGrant: :)
TheDailyLane: :)
whoyagonnakal: :)
Sassquez: :)
stayinyourlane: :)
NiaSangria: :)
DamnSam: :)
whosthatgirl: :)
bannedfromchilis: :)
yourmagjesty: :)
Barney: Of course not! Kara is highly intelligent!
gunscotch: :)
lenaeclipse: :)
donutqueen: ALEX!
donutqueen: LENA!
lenaeclipse: Sorry love, couldn't resist.
gunscotch: ^^^ true
donutqueen: ALL OF YOU CAN ROT I AM EXTREMELY SMART
MamaDanvers: Yes sweetheart, we know!
thethirdolsen: but like...u did break it so
DamnSam: and you haven't fixed it so like….
donutqueen: I'VE BEEN BUSY
gunscotch: kara did spend this past year focused on getting in lena's cooch so im not surprised she hasn't fixed it yet
stayinyourlane:
yourmagjesty: very true
MamaDanvers: Alex, inappropriate.
lenaeclipse: Flattered. Love that for me.
donutqueen: I was NOT focused on that
lenaeclipse: :( oh.
Sassquez: lena ur thirst is showing
NiaSangria: she's radiating bottom energy
donutqueen: Lena is the PERFECT bottom
donutqueen: And I wasn't trying to get in her cooch! I was just enjoying her company.
lenaeclipse: :)
bannedfromchilis: Is that what the kids are calling it now?
gunscotch: this just in, Lena's cooch is named "Company" and kara is enjoying it.
TheCatGrant: Can we stop saying cooch?
TheDailyLane: ^^^ Very trashy.
Barney: The word "cooch" is really close to the word "pooch" and I feel like there may be a good joke there, but I am unable to come up with something.
stayinyourlane: fkhjgsadhjkfgsahdglksnm BIIIITTTTTCHHHHHHHH
thethirdolsen: im actually screaming sfgkaa
YourRouler: brainy have I ever told you how much i appreciate u? Bc i do
DamnSam: I mean, especially since we were comparing kara to a puppy earlier….its perfect
bannedfromchilis: "I'm the pooch that screws the cooch!" -Kara Danvers
yourmagjesty: PERFECT
donutqueen: I would never say that
gunscotch: meh sounds like something u'd say tho
alwayswinning changed donutqueen's name to CoochieQween
Shocked&Upset: AHHHHHHHHH
stayinyourlane: i love you winifred
lenaeclipse: I LOVE MY COOCHIE QWEEN!
Sassquez: we bow to the coochie qween
whoyagonnakal: You guys are filthy.
gunscotch: prude
YourRouler: clark what do u call lois' cooch?
CoochieQween: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
yourmagjesty: Clark probably sees Lois naked, gives a thumbs up, and says "nice vagina :)"
NiaSangria: fgksjabfgjafgj lmfao
stayinyourlane: skskskskssks ima start doing that!
TheCatGrant: You will not.
stayinyourlane: :)
TheDailyLane: I'm happy to announce that Clark is actually VERY dirty
whoyagonnakal: ^^^ And to answer your question Veronica, I call her "cooch" mine.
Sassquez: i-
lenaeclipse: Very smooth.
TheDailyLane: ;)
alwayswinning: nice one
whosthatgirl: I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm surprised.
NiaSangria: very
DamnSam: Impressed
CoochieQween: GROSS
whoyagonnakal: Says the "coochie qween"
CoochieQween: Yeah bow bitch
MamaDanvers: Jesus
MamaDanvers: I sit my phone down to make dinner and this is what I come back to?
spacedad: It's always like this. You never really get used to it.
CoochieQween: Yeah, it's hard to keep them in line :/
MamaDanvers: Give it a rest, Coochie Qween.
stayinyourlane: dgjskdghslkjdfghlsjd
gunscotch: ew mom please
CoochieQween: I hated that.
Sassquez: I JUST HAD A THOUGHT
TheCatGrant: Are they so rare that you have to announce them?
lenaeclipse: Lmao
Sassquez: oh stfu
Sassquez changed CoochieQween's name to CoochieMonster.
Barney: Ah like cookie monster!
whosthatgirl: Thank you Brainy.
yourmagjesty: brilliant honestly
CoochieMonster: Not gonna lie, I like it
lenaeclipse: Me too ;)
spacedad: Well I do not.
Spacedad changed CoochieMonster's name to donutqueen.
donutqueen: :(
spacedad: For the last time let's please FOCUS.
spacedad: Kara, I would trust you to fix the device on your own but I believe that you would get too distracted to get it done in a timely fashion. Therefore, you, Lena, Winn, Brainy, and Alex will work on getting the device fixed by the end of the week.
spacedad: Everyone else can start doing their part for the preparation of the wedding.
yourmagjesty: Sir, yes sir!
donutqueen: I just saluted so hard.
lenaeclipse: She did.
Shocked&Upset: eye eye captain
whoyagonnakal: I CAN'T HEARRR YOUUUUU
stayinyourlane: EYE EYE CAPTAIN
donutqueen: OHHHHHHHHH
gunscotch: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
DamnSam: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
YourRouler: absorbant and yellow i don't know the words!
NiaSangria: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
thethirdolsen: if something and something is something you wish!
yourmagjesty: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Barney: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
alwayswinning: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
lenaeclipse: READY?!
TheCatGrant: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
bannedfromchilis: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
TheDailyLane: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Sassquez: SPONGEBOBBBBB!
whosthatgirl: SQUAREPANTSSSSS!
lenaeclipse: That was really good!
Shocked&Upset: it was beautiful
spacedad: A simple "copy that" would have been fine.
Sassquez: do you not like Spongebob Squarepants or?
spacedad: I'm not necessarily a fan of pirate films
NiaSangria: ...films?
YourRouler: it's a show not a film
whosthatgirl: Also there aren't any actual pirates in it really.
donutqueen: Well i mean except for the flying dutchman. But don't worry, he's amazing.
TheCatGrant: Is he though?
alwayswinning: he's not even an important character!
donutqueen: Says you
gunscotch: he's not even a good pirate
donutqueen: HE HAS TREASURE ALEX
bannedfromchilis: He's also dead so he's obviously not that good.
donutqueen: rip :(
TheDailyLane: You know who is a good pirate though? Jack Sparrow
DamnSam: LOVE HIM
lenaeclipse: ^^^ same
donutqueen: Pass. The flying dutchman is the ONLY pirate I recognize. And he wore an eyepatch like a REAL pirate.
thethirdolsen: gotta say the eyepatch does add extra flavor
stayinyourlane: yall got pirate kinks or somethin?
donutqueen: Ew what? No! I just think they're cool!
lenaeclipse: Eh, I don't know. Pirates are kinda hot.
donutqueen: Well then ahoy matey! Mind if i shiver your timbers?
lenaeclipse: Please do.
NiaSangria removed donutqueen and lenaeclipse from the chat.
A/N: Don't worry, Barry and the others will be showing up in the next chapter!
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