Family Tree

Monday (1:14pm)

alwayswinning: BARRY?! YESSSSSS I CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM AGAIN

thethirdolsen: OH HELLLLLL YEAH!

Shocked&Upset: awh i remember that little fucker

Shocked&Upset: i know he'll be surprised to see me ;)

gunscotch: lmao oh yeah i forgot u used to be a villian

YourRouler: the sexiest villian ever

Shocked&Upset: nah babe that's you!

stayinyourlane: villians? pls u guys are puppies

yourmagjesty: very soft

whoyagonnakal: I'm not complaining. I'm glad you guys are reformed.

donutqueen: What the hell are you glad for? You never had to deal with them.

TheCatGrant: Leave it to a man to try to take credit for the things a woman has accomplished.

lenaeclipse: It's what they're best at.

whosthatgirl: ^^^ You hate to see it.

TheDailyLane: Very embarrassed right now.

whoyagonnakal: I-i didn't mean it like that! I was just saying I'm glad they're reformed!

spacedad: Stop while you're ahead.

Shocked&Upset: woah woah woah i am NOT a puppy nor reformed

YourRouler: ^^^ that's all kara

donutqueen: Yeah I'm a rottweiler.

DamnSam: No, you're a poodle

NiaSangria: No she's a pug

Barney: Actually, I think Kara is a golden retriever

TheCatGrant: A golden retriever is what I always thought.

bannedfromchilis: ^^^ Very golden and good at retrieving.

donutqueen: All of those are great pups!

whosthatgirl: There's nothing wrong with being law abiding citizens.

YourRouler: wrong it's VERY lame

Sassquez: gotta agree

gunscotch: mood tbh

stayinyourlane: ^^^

yourmagjesty: ? ur all deo agents

bannedfromchilis: Lucy aren't you literally a lawyer?

stayinyourlane: meh

spacedad: Disappointed but not surprised. Could we get back on topic please? Kara, how do you plan on getting in contact with Barry and the others?

donutqueen: Oh um, well Cisco gave me that device thingy that can connect my phone to their universe, remember?

spacedad: Oh yes, I remember. I haven't seen you use it in a while.

alwayswinning: yeah we haven't videoed them in forever!

donutqueen: Um well see I might have accidentally…..broken it?

TheDailyLane: Of course.

MamaDanvers: Oh dear.

TheCatGrant: I wouldn't expect anything more.

spacedad: How did this happen?

alwayswinning: WHEN did this happen?

DamnSam: Not surprised at all this is her brand

NiaSangria: :/ still sad though

alwayswinning: HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SEND MEMES TO THEM NOW?!

yourmagjesty: little danvers what the hell?

donutqueen: EXCUSE ME BUT I AM FEELING VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

lenaeclipse: Alright alright everyone back off.

Sassquez: we demand answers!

lenaeclipse: Kara, darling tell them how you broke it.

donutqueen: I'd rather not say

gunscotch: this bitch stepped on it!

gunscotch: A YEAR AGO

alwayswinning: A YEAR?!

Barney: Unfortunate, but understandable.

NiaSangria: Sigh...I'd be lying if I said i didn't step on important things sometimes

whosthatgirl: Same

DamnSam: Why are you people keeping important things on the floor?

thethirdolsen: life be like that sometimes

alwayswinning: A YEAR?!

TheCatGrant: You'd think with superpowers she'd be able to avoid stepping on important items.

Shocked&Upset: ^^^ you'd think

donutqueen: Excuse me, but I rush out of my apartment everyday to save lives! I don't have time to check my floor before I zoom out

TheDailyLane: ok zoomer

alwayswinning: adgjjjgh;jas

YourRouler: lmfaooooooo

stayinyourlane changed donutqueen's name to zoomer

gunscotch: sfgkjfgsdjfghskfghjsdfgsg

MamaDanvers: Aw i think that's a cute little name

thethirdolsen: mama danvers approved!

zoomer Noooooo it's not a cute name :(

lenaeclipse: Aw my little zoomer! :)

TheCatGrant: Great name. I should have named you that instead.

NiaSangria: A missed opportunity :/

zoomer STOP BULLYING ME! I SAVE THE WORLD EVERYDAY I DESERVE SOME RESPECT

DamnSam: oh yall watch out we got a mad zoomer on our hands

whosthatgirl changed zoomer's name to Fast&Furious

Sassquez: afgkhjagakghjg

TheDailyLane: Clever as fuck

yourmagjesty: jess out here doin the lord's work

Fast&Furious: STOPPPPPPPP :( :( :(

MamaDanvers: Awh alright alright everyone. Stop teasing Kara.

Fast&Furious: Yeah stop teasing me :(

yourmagjesty: oh stop whining

yourmagjesty: changed Fast&Furious' name to donutqueen.

yourmagjesty: there ya big baby

donutqueen: :)

YourRouler: you literally could have changed it back yourself

donutqueen: Nah didnt wanna.

TheCatGrant: Smh, a child.

gunscotch: just to clarify...she didnt step on it doing supergirl stuff

gunscotch: she was rushing to the door to get the food she ordered

donutqueen: The fuck Alex!

Sassquez: no one here is surprised

spacedad: Could we please get back on topic and maintain a level of seriousness?

spacedad: Kara, leave the device in the hands of Lena and Alex so that they can get it fixed. That way we can contact the others and send them the invitations.

donutqueen: Hold the hell on! I can fix it!

stayinyourlane: lol

TheCatGrant: Kara, J'onn requested that we be serious. Please abide by that.

YourRouler: rkfjksldhajd Cat

donutqueen: I CAN FIX IT IM SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU

spacedad: No one here is doubting your intelligence, Kara. Right everyone?

Shocked&Upset: :)

YourRouler: :)

alwayswinning: :)

thethirdolsen: :)

TheCatGrant: :)

TheDailyLane: :)

whoyagonnakal: :)

Sassquez: :)

stayinyourlane: :)

NiaSangria: :)

DamnSam: :)

whosthatgirl: :)

bannedfromchilis: :)

yourmagjesty: :)

Barney: Of course not! Kara is highly intelligent!

gunscotch: :)

lenaeclipse: :)

donutqueen: ALEX!

donutqueen: LENA!

lenaeclipse: Sorry love, couldn't resist.

gunscotch: ^^^ true

donutqueen: ALL OF YOU CAN ROT I AM EXTREMELY SMART

MamaDanvers: Yes sweetheart, we know!

thethirdolsen: but like...u did break it so

DamnSam: and you haven't fixed it so like….

donutqueen: I'VE BEEN BUSY
gunscotch: kara did spend this past year focused on getting in lena's cooch so im not surprised she hasn't fixed it yet

stayinyourlane:

yourmagjesty: very true

MamaDanvers: Alex, inappropriate.

lenaeclipse: Flattered. Love that for me.

donutqueen: I was NOT focused on that

lenaeclipse: :( oh.

Sassquez: lena ur thirst is showing

NiaSangria: she's radiating bottom energy

donutqueen: Lena is the PERFECT bottom

donutqueen: And I wasn't trying to get in her cooch! I was just enjoying her company.

lenaeclipse: :)

bannedfromchilis: Is that what the kids are calling it now?

gunscotch: this just in, Lena's cooch is named "Company" and kara is enjoying it.

TheCatGrant: Can we stop saying cooch?

TheDailyLane: ^^^ Very trashy.

Barney: The word "cooch" is really close to the word "pooch" and I feel like there may be a good joke there, but I am unable to come up with something.

stayinyourlane: fkhjgsadhjkfgsahdglksnm BIIIITTTTTCHHHHHHHH

thethirdolsen: im actually screaming sfgkaa

YourRouler: brainy have I ever told you how much i appreciate u? Bc i do

DamnSam: I mean, especially since we were comparing kara to a puppy earlier….its perfect

bannedfromchilis: "I'm the pooch that screws the cooch!" -Kara Danvers

yourmagjesty: PERFECT

donutqueen: I would never say that

gunscotch: meh sounds like something u'd say tho

alwayswinning changed donutqueen's name to CoochieQween

Shocked&Upset: AHHHHHHHHH

stayinyourlane: i love you winifred

lenaeclipse: I LOVE MY COOCHIE QWEEN!

Sassquez: we bow to the coochie qween

whoyagonnakal: You guys are filthy.

gunscotch: prude

YourRouler: clark what do u call lois' cooch?

CoochieQween: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

yourmagjesty: Clark probably sees Lois naked, gives a thumbs up, and says "nice vagina :)"

NiaSangria: fgksjabfgjafgj lmfao

stayinyourlane: skskskskssks ima start doing that!

TheCatGrant: You will not.

stayinyourlane: :)

TheDailyLane: I'm happy to announce that Clark is actually VERY dirty

whoyagonnakal: ^^^ And to answer your question Veronica, I call her "cooch" mine.

Sassquez: i-

lenaeclipse: Very smooth.

TheDailyLane: ;)

alwayswinning: nice one

whosthatgirl: I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm surprised.

NiaSangria: very

DamnSam: Impressed

CoochieQween: GROSS

whoyagonnakal: Says the "coochie qween"

CoochieQween: Yeah bow bitch

MamaDanvers: Jesus

MamaDanvers: I sit my phone down to make dinner and this is what I come back to?

spacedad: It's always like this. You never really get used to it.

CoochieQween: Yeah, it's hard to keep them in line :/

MamaDanvers: Give it a rest, Coochie Qween.

stayinyourlane: dgjskdghslkjdfghlsjd

gunscotch: ew mom please

CoochieQween: I hated that.

Sassquez: I JUST HAD A THOUGHT

TheCatGrant: Are they so rare that you have to announce them?

lenaeclipse: Lmao

Sassquez: oh stfu

Sassquez changed CoochieQween's name to CoochieMonster.

Barney: Ah like cookie monster!

whosthatgirl: Thank you Brainy.

yourmagjesty: brilliant honestly

CoochieMonster: Not gonna lie, I like it

lenaeclipse: Me too ;)

spacedad: Well I do not.

Spacedad changed CoochieMonster's name to donutqueen.

donutqueen: :(

spacedad: For the last time let's please FOCUS.

spacedad: Kara, I would trust you to fix the device on your own but I believe that you would get too distracted to get it done in a timely fashion. Therefore, you, Lena, Winn, Brainy, and Alex will work on getting the device fixed by the end of the week.

spacedad: Everyone else can start doing their part for the preparation of the wedding.

yourmagjesty: Sir, yes sir!

donutqueen: I just saluted so hard.

lenaeclipse: She did.

Shocked&Upset: eye eye captain

whoyagonnakal: I CAN'T HEARRR YOUUUUU

stayinyourlane: EYE EYE CAPTAIN

donutqueen: OHHHHHHHHH

gunscotch: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

DamnSam: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

YourRouler: absorbant and yellow i don't know the words!

NiaSangria: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

thethirdolsen: if something and something is something you wish!

yourmagjesty: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Barney: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

alwayswinning: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

lenaeclipse: READY?!

TheCatGrant: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

bannedfromchilis: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

TheDailyLane: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Sassquez: SPONGEBOBBBBB!

whosthatgirl: SQUAREPANTSSSSS!

lenaeclipse: That was really good!

Shocked&Upset: it was beautiful

spacedad: A simple "copy that" would have been fine.

Sassquez: do you not like Spongebob Squarepants or?

spacedad: I'm not necessarily a fan of pirate films

NiaSangria: ...films?

YourRouler: it's a show not a film

whosthatgirl: Also there aren't any actual pirates in it really.

donutqueen: Well i mean except for the flying dutchman. But don't worry, he's amazing.

TheCatGrant: Is he though?

alwayswinning: he's not even an important character!

donutqueen: Says you

gunscotch: he's not even a good pirate

donutqueen: HE HAS TREASURE ALEX

bannedfromchilis: He's also dead so he's obviously not that good.

donutqueen: rip :(

TheDailyLane: You know who is a good pirate though? Jack Sparrow

DamnSam: LOVE HIM

lenaeclipse: ^^^ same

donutqueen: Pass. The flying dutchman is the ONLY pirate I recognize. And he wore an eyepatch like a REAL pirate.

thethirdolsen: gotta say the eyepatch does add extra flavor

stayinyourlane: yall got pirate kinks or somethin?

donutqueen: Ew what? No! I just think they're cool!

lenaeclipse: Eh, I don't know. Pirates are kinda hot.

donutqueen: Well then ahoy matey! Mind if i shiver your timbers?

lenaeclipse: Please do.

NiaSangria removed donutqueen and lenaeclipse from the chat.


A/N: Don't worry, Barry and the others will be showing up in the next chapter!

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