#MeisterMayhem


A large red curtain stood closed, as a man with long red hair wearing a purple maestro tux with green wrists, a green belt and a bowtie walked up to a podium. He pulled out an orchestra stick and hit the podium. All the orchestra's instruments stood at the ready.

The entire room drew quiet.

The man lifted both of his arms up as the curtains were pulled open and then the maestro began the show.


A strange streak of crimes had hit Metropolis and the Teen Titans were looking for the culprits responsible for the thefts. Strangely enough no one had seen the culprits steal anything but according to the victims, one moment everything was there and then it was all gone. After a long search through the crime scenes, the team had come up with the next possible target that the thieves would hit.

The Teen Titans all stood atop a large containment unit in the docks waiting for the thieves to strike. A large crate was being unloaded from a frater ship from Gotham and was the target that the heroes would be protecting.

"Are you sure this is where the goons are going to hit?" Supergirl asked.

"Yeah, plus what are we even supposed to look out for?" Powergirl added.

"Yes, I'm sure this is the place," Batgirl answered before pulling out her Bat-Tablet. "According to my research, everything that the thieves have stolen so far has been pieces of equipment for some kind of communication device and now they'll need a big communications satellite for the machine that's being built."

"And we found out that Wayne Enterprises is bringing on their own new UN satellite here to show at the Metropolis Convention," Bumblebee said. "According to the information on the company records, it can connect almost all corners of the world with ease."

"A perfect target for our thief," Wonder Woman said. "And we will capture them in the act."

"Look, over there," Deku signaled to his team. "Someone's coming."

The Teen Titans looked out and saw a black sedan drive towards the large crate. From inside the car came out Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Giganta, Livewire, and Star Sapphire.

"It seems that our old enemies are behind these strange thefts," Green Lantern said. "But why?"

"Either way, we must stop them before they steal it," Wonder Woman said before the heroes jumped into action.

The Teen Titans jumped forwards, ready to fight.

Back at the docks, the Villain Girls had just kicked away all the guards with ease before walking up to the crate that held the satellite.

"With this baby in our possession, we will be able to get any information from all across the world and cause chaos in our wake," Catwoman said. "Unless the UN pays the ransom that we ask of them."

"Oh, I can't wait to prank call the president of Japan and order pizzas for the German embassy," Harley Quinn laughed.

"Japan has a Prime Minister, not a president, Harley," Star Sapphire corrected.

"Well, we can still prank call All Might, right?" Harley asked.

"Yes, Harley," Poison Ivy said. "I suppose we could."

"Not if we have something to say about it," Deku said, causing the villains to turn and see the Teen Titans ready for a fight.

"Got you girls with your hands in the cookie jar," Supergirl said as she cracked her knuckles.

"Prepare to be defeated, villains," Wonder Woman said, drawing her sword. "Any last words before we start this battle?"

"I'm ready to rumble," Galatea added.

"Oh yeah, well you are about to take the tumble~," Harley Quinn sang, confusing herself.

Everyone looked at Harley Quinn with confusion.

"Did you just sing that last bit?" Batgirl asked.

"What? Of course I did not~," Harley sang.

"Ok, she actually sang that just now," Star Sapphire said.

The two super powered teams heard something slowly getting louder. It was a melody that began to affect them one by one. Every thought had a certain harmony to it, almost as if someone had placed them in a musical.

"Of course I did not~. Wait! Yes I did~! I'm sounding shrill against my will, and I cannott stop this singing,~" Harley sang.

"And in my ears I swear I hear a quite distinguished ringing,~" Zatanna sang while placing her hand on her ear.

"This silly game is very lame and someone's gonna pay!~" Giganta sang menacingly.

"An unknown force, but where's the source that has us in it's sway~" Wonder Woman sang.

"Who is doing this to us?~" Catwoman questioned in a song. "And on this we must concur~"

"That dastardly~"

"Despicable~"

"Disturbingly~"

"Inexplicable~"

"And imminently kick-able!~" sang Harley, Livewire, Poison Ivy, Star Sapphire, Giganta, and Catwoman at once.

"That dirty, rotten rat is…~" Both teams sang.

As soon as the villain girls and the Teen Titans sang those words a man appeared behind them. He wore a purple zoot suit with a green shirt underneath with a black tie, a microphone staff, a purple hat with a green feather on it, and glasses with musical notes on them. This man was dressed to the nines and was more than ready to sing and dance away.

"The Music Meister!~" he sang.

Both teams looked at the singing fiend and were ready to attack him. But just as they were about to fight him, he sang once more.

"Put down your arms, my friends,

Your arrows, guns and swords,"

Both teams did as the singing villain instructed. They depowered themselves and stood ready to dance to Music Meister's song.

"Your resistance to my charms no ends,

When I belt these power cords!~"

The Music Meister stood in between the two teams and continued in his song.

"Good guys or Bad guys, it doesn't really matter,

You are all just slaves to my hypnotic patter.

As I regale you with my story, you'll know you'll have no choice but to do my evil bidding,

The Villain girls and the Teen Titans jumped and skipped as though they were dancing as the Music Meister commanded them to unpack the satellite and prepare it for his own plans.

When you hear this booming voice~

I'M THE MUSIC MEISTER!

(He's the Music Meister!)

And everyone just fawns!

(He's the Music Meister and we are all his pawns!)

And so for me it's destiny to be the maestro of villainy!

Yes, I'm the Music Meister!

And I'm here to settle the score!~

Every one of the heroes and villains fought against the control of the singing mad man. Deku tried to call upon One For All but it didn't change or alter any of his movements. This wasn't like when Poison Ivy had put him under her control, it was like he was being moved by the music. As if being compelled to dance and sing. The girls on either side were not faring any better. Deku could see Wonder Woman trying to stop herself from gracefully lifting Catwoman in the air, Zatanna was happy to be doing a ballet jump with Live wire as both lanterns and kryptonians prepared to launch the satellite.

Back with the Music Meister, he was still singing and was preparing to tell both sides his story.

"You see, I also have plans for this satellite," Music Meister claimed. "It is time to send it to the stratosphere. To send my commanding voice to all corners of the earth. And seeing as I've established who's in charge, get to work!"

With that command, Livewire fired all her voltage to charge the satellite before Batgirl finished programming it to obey the Music Meister's commands. Once it was fully charged, Supergirl, Powergirl, Green Lantern, and Star Sapphire picked it up with their powers and launched it into orbit with relative ease.

Once the satellite was in orbit, the Music Meister got ready to leave before the heroes and other villains could attack him.

"And now that you all have been delayed, your usefulness has passed,

A distraction is what I need, so kick into that last!

Oh-oh-oh-oooooooh!~

I'm the Music Meister! I cannot help but boast!

(He's the Music Meister, under his spell we're toast!)

I'm the Music Meister, I've won the day, now I must fly!

I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!~"

He hopped on top of a melody-shaped bike and rode off, but not before sending the heroes dancing to the cold waters of the Metropolis harbor.

The Teen Titans and the Villain girls fell into the cold waters, breaking the control that the Music Meister had over them. They all quickly swam upwards, breaking the surface and taking in deep inhales of air.

"Who was that singing freak?" Supergirl asked with a frown.

"He called himself the Music Meister, silly," Harley Quinn replied. "He practically sang it."

"We got to find him before he can put his plan into motion," Wonder Woman said.

"Yeah, but let's drop these losers in prison first," Powergirl added.

"Hey!" the Villain girls snapped back.

"You still tried to steal the UN satellite," Bumblebee clarified. "Remember?"

"Drat," Harley Quinn said.


After dropping the Villain girls in prison. The Teen Titans returned to their headquarters under Sweet Justice. On the large monitor, the security camera footage played on loop for the team to see. On mute of course.

"It appears that Music Meister has some sort of mental control superpower that works when he is singing," Batgirl explained as she examined the footage. "It puts his victims into a musical sort of state."

"We noticed," Bumblebee said as she cracked her spine. "I never thought my spine could bend that way."

"I for one, didn't mind the singing routine," Zatanna said. "Didn't know that some of us had a good singing voice or dancing moves."

"Well, I mind being a puppet to some singing man," Powergirl retorted.

"So, how can we get close to him?" Deku asked. "If he starts to sing then we will be part of his musical number."

"I can help with that," Batgirl said as she pulled out seven sets of headphones. "Bumblebee and I've been working on these special headphones to better communicate in between missions, but I can modify them to block out Music Meister's singing."

"That's great, Batgirl," Wonder Woman said. "Now, we just need to find this singing deviant."

"Well, if you were a singing evil mastermind who planned to use a UN satellite to sing to the entire world," Green Lantern said. "Where would you most likely hide?"

"I think I know where he might be hiding," Zatanna said with a smile on her face.

A short time later, the Teen Titans had arrived at the old abandoned opera house west of downtown. The team rushed in towards the building's roof before entering the abandoned opera house. As they entered the building and walked through the dusty corridors they heard the melody of an organ being played in the large stage of the opera house for an audience of mannequins.

In the middle of the large stage stood a white cloaked figure playing the large organ. As soon as the song was over the cloaked figure turned around, pulling off his cloak. It was the Music Meister, wearing a green lime suit, a yellow shirt, a large fur cape with purple feathers, carrying his microphone cane. He bowed to the invisible audience as if he had just performed a masterpiece.

"Thank you, thank you all," Music Meister bowed. "You were all a terrific audience."

Just then all the young heroes of the Teen Titans jumped down in front of the Music Meister.

"Show's over, Music Meister," Deku called out as the Titans got ready to fight.

"True. It is curtains for you, villain," Wonder Woman added.

"We shall see, my lovely," Music Meister smiled before he began singing. "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh~"

The Music Meister expected the Teen Titans to start singing along with him. But they didn't even so much as quiver their lips or hum with him.

"Huh? Why aren't you singing with my melody?" Music Meister asked.

"We got a little gadget to keep your sing along power from turning us into your singing puppets," Batgirl said with a smirk.

"Batgirl, I'd expect this from one of the Bat's chums," Music Meister said before snarling and running to the organ. "Batman. Always Batman! Always driving villains bats!"

Music Meister slammed his finger on the keys activating the organ's special trap. A large stack of smoke came out of the organ's pipes. The smoke covered the entire stage and the rest of the opera house, allowing the Music Meister to hop on his melody-shaped cycle.

The Music Meister rushed out of the opera house on his cycle as he sang his song. The Teen Titans followed right after the singing villain as they saw how the powers of the villain affected everyone else around.

"He always has a sidekick, some boy wonder at his call,~

His utility belt holds everything,

Can't find that at the mall!~

The Batmobile is super fast,

There is no car that is surpassed!~

It's a good thing we've got Arkham, 'cause he really drives us bats!~"

As Music Meister sang and drove through the crowded streets, the people began to turn into a mob of rioting zombies that attacked the Teen Titans.

A crowd of people began ganging up on the Teen Titans, forcing them to work on the defensive.

"Drives us bats!

Drives us bats!

He really drives us bats, bats, bats!

He drives us bats~!"

Wonder Woman held out her shield, blocking three different men that tried to tackle her. She then jumped back before jumping over them, wrapping her lasso of truth around the men and then threw them at the back of a truck.

Zatanna casted a spell making the pants of all her would-be attackers to inflate and float out of danger. She was suddenly pulled back by her cape by three zombies, forcing her to cast another spell on them.

"Ezeerf ni rouy skcart!" Zatanna chanted, forcing the zombies to stop in their tracks.

Bumblebee shrunk and flew at high speeds, circling around a small group of brainwashed people. She kept them on a tight circle before she fired her stingers, knocking them out cold.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry," Bumblebee said before flying after her teammates.

Batgirl fired her grappling gun and jumped high above the crowd of people that tried to swarm her. She then dropped a smoke bomb, blinding the crowd before trying to catch up to the fleeing villain.

Green Lantern created a green net construct to catch all the people driving cars and bikes against her. She put all her strength against the speeding vehicles. She then created a large cage to keep them contained before she followed her team after the Music Meister.

Supergirl and Powergirl combined their superbreaths to clear the path as they were able to catch up with the Music Meister. The more he sang the more people came after the heroes, but they couldn't keep two kryptonians back for long.

Deku used Black Whip to swing up and catch the back part of the Music Meister's cycle. The back part was separated in two, forcing Deku to grab hold of the piece and follow with it in chase.

"Whether dancing the Batusi~,

Or using an array of tools,

He's always got the answer!

He makes us look like fools!

He's got no super powers~,

He's just a flying rat~!

It's a good thing we've got Arkham,

Cause he really drives us bats~!"

The Music Meister turned his single monocycle into a personal flying helicopter and flew up to the sky. He passed by the city prison, causing his singing power to affect the inmates.

The prisoners and the Villain girls all began singing to the rhythm of the Music Meister's song.

"Drives us bats~!

(World's Greatest Detective!)

Drives us bats~!

(Foiling every evil scheme!)

He really, really drives us bats, bats, bats~!

HE DRIVES US BATS~!"

Amidst all the singing, the Music Meister fired a rocket at the prison wall. All the prisoners ranging from petty thieves to the Villain Girls made a run for it. The Teen Titans quickly got to work and fought back against the army of jailbirds.

Inside the prison Black Manta swam inside a large fish tank before singing.

"Even without shark repellent~"

Clock King took over the song as he lifted some weights.

"He's tougher than he seems~"

"Other heroes often ask~
Why is he always the top cat~?"

"He... drives... us... BATS~!

Drives us bats~

DRIVES US BATS~!"

The Teen Titans fought wave after wave of prisoners. Knocking them down was little more than a chore for the heroes.

"We need to stop Music Meister before this spreads to the entire world," Deku called out as he unleashed a kick to a prisoner's stomach.

"Agreed, but he appears to have vanished," Wonder Woman said. "Bumblebee, Batgirl see if you can track him while we face these released prisoners."

"We're on it," Batgirl said before flipping a prisoner against another. "Let's fly Bumblebee!"

Batgirl fired her grappling gun. The hook caught on to a building corner, pulling Batgirl high in the air. She was followed by Bumblebee up to the top of the corner building. They landed on the roof of the building and before pulling out her binoculars. Batgirl looked through the streets in search of the flamboyant singing mastermind before she spotted the Music Meister heading north.

"I got him," Batgirl said before firing her grappling gun once more. "Follow me!"

The Teen Titans rushed after Batgirl before they arrived at the central garden of Metropolis. There in front of them was a large stage with none other than the Music Meister standing in the middle of the spotlight.

"It would appear that the Titans have arrived just in time for the next part of the musical," Music Meister said with a smile. "Let's end the show with a bang."

"Not if we can help it, low life!" Powergirl said before the Teen Titans rushed after the Music Meister.

Before the Teen Titans could get their hands on the Music Meister, he pressed a button on his cane and all the speakers on the stage turned on, sending out a shockwave. The blast sent the Titans back a little but it was never meant to do more than stall them.

"You might've found a way to stop my sweet voice from turning you," Music Meister said. "But with this stage linked to the UN satellite, I'll have the world as part of my very own musical."

"The Music Meister sings the song that the world wants to hear,~

Let's not fight, let's get along,~

For your hypnotic profiteer~!

The Music Meister is the man that the world shall obey,

So do your job, steal all you can,~

While you're under my sway~!

It's too late, now's the date, When the world became unfurled,~

A satellite, projects my might, around my finger you'll be twirled~!"

The Music Meister began to sing, and his voice echoed through the stage and out through the radio waves. His song was transmitted through the UN satellite and that spread the Music Meister's message to all corners of the earth.

The Teen Titans turned and saw how mobs of people walked towards them like zombies. They moaned and sang along with the Music Meister's dastardly song. They came for all sides, surrounding the stage.

"The Music Meister, sings the song that the world wants to hear~

Let's not fight, let's get along~

For our hypnotic profiteer~

The Music Meister is the man that the world shall obey~

So do your job, steal all you can~

While you're under his sway~!"

"We must stop this before he takes over the world," Wonder Woman said as the mob of zombies grew ever closer.

"If we can short out his equipment, then we can stop his transmission," Batgirl said.

"Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Powergirl, Green Lantern, help me keep the hoards back," Deku said as he channeled One For All at 20% through his body. "Batgirl, Zatanna, Bumblebee, see if you can shut him down."

"On it, Deku," Batgirl said.

"Titans Together!" Wonder Woman called out before clashing her braces, sending a powerful shockwave against the mob of singing zombies.

"Shoot Style! Delaware Smash!" Deku called out before kicking an air wave directly at the ground before the mob, pushing them back even more.

Green Lantern created a large wall on the opposite side of the stage, keeping the hoards from getting closer.

Supergirl and Powergirl both took in deep breaths before blowing their freezing breaths. Their combined breaths froze the ground under the feet of the mob, making them slip on their step.

Meanwhile, Batgirl, Zatanna, and Bumblebee rushed at the Music Meister as he sang his song. He fired sonic blast after sonic blast at them, hoping to keep them away from him before his plan could come to fruition.

"You still persist, but don't resist,~

Sing along to my song~!

Dance a dance, prance my prance,~

Because to me you now belong~!"

Batgirl jumped to her side avoiding one of the blasts as she flung her batarangs at the speakers. The batarangs beeped before an electrical shock made the speakers burst and become silenced.

Zatanna cast a magical whip and snatched the speakers away from the Music Meister, silencing him just a little.

But that wasn't enough as the Music Meister pressed another button on his cane. His suit was pulled away to reveal a purple armor with large speakers on his shoulders. He fired a powerful sonic blast, silencing the next enchantment that Zatanna was about to cast.

"You won't be able to stop me," Music Meister laughed. "The world will be mine because I am, wait for it... the Music Meister!"

Unknown to the Music Meister, Bumblebee had flown behind him and shrunk down into his suit's circuitry. She flew through the different parts of the speakers, firing her stingers causing them to blow up.

The Music Meister was taken by surprise when his armor was shut down and his speakers were knocked out. His armor fell apart and just as he was about to sing through his cane, Bumblebee shot out of the armor and blasted the cane out of his hand.

"No!" Music Meister cried out.

With his equipment gone and his transmission cut, the people around the world that had heard the Music Meister's song regained their senses.

Just before he could do anything to get away, Batgirl jumped in and punched him across the face.

"Put a sock in it," Batgirl said.

Shortly after the defeat of the Music Meister, he was taken to prison and the people under his control were back to normal. The team then decided to call it a day since the majority of the prisoners had been returned to their respective cells.

"We should look for the Villain girls tomorrow, they managed to escape in the midst of the chaos," Deku said as they jumped from building to building.

"They'll show up sooner or later," Supergirl said.

"Yeah, but I'm starving," Powergirl said. "I say we get something to eat."

"Agreed," Wonder Woman said.

"I could use a salad," Green Lantern said.

"To the Burrito Bucket!" Batgirl stated before she fired her grappling hook and started swinging.

The Titans followed after, jumping and flying after Batgirl.