TheKoolKids
Tuesday (9:29am)
gunscotch: okay when do you guys wanna start working on this device thing?
alwayswinning: i mean….we should probably get start asap so we can hurry and send the invitations
Barney: I'm positive that with all of us, we can fix the device tonight.
lenaeclipse: I agree. You guys want to come over to my lab at around 5pm?
gunscotch: ur home lab or l-corp lab?
alwayswinning: she's so rich
lenaeclipse: Hm, let's go for L-Corp since it's a little bigger.
gunscotch: a little
alwayswinning: wait what about kara
Barney: Yes, we must add her to the group
gunscotch: oh god ima gonna regret this
gunscotch added donutqueen to the group.
gunscotch: kara were meeting at L-Corp at 5pm to work on the device so bring it
donutqueen: Cool!
donutqueen: Wait what chat is this?
donutqueen: KOOL KIDS?!
donutqueen: WHY AM I JUST NOW BEING ADDED?!
gunscotch: obviously bc youre not cool
donutqueen: IM COOLER THAN WINN
lenaeclipse: Darling must you yell?
alwayswinning: Hey!
donutqueen: YES I MUST YELL BECAUSE IM COOL AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T ADD ME!
donutqueen: AND YOU GUYS ADDED BRAINY BEFORE ME?! HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN A PART OF THIS GROUP?!
donutqueen: (no offense Brainy)
Barney: None taken.
lenaeclipse: You don't really expect to be in every single group chat do you?
donutqueen: ? Yes!?
gunscotch: HA too bad
donutqueen: What the hell do you guys even do in here?!
alwayswinning: We mainly just plan to do science stuff, experiments, lab stuff all that
Barney: It's very educational and fun!
donutqueen: Ohhhhhhhhh this is the nerd group!
donutqueen: It makes so much more sense! I was wondering why "kool" was spelled like that.
donutqueen: Makes sense. Nevermind.
gunscotch: excuse me?!
lenaeclipse: Excuse me, this is NOT a nerd group
alwayswinning: and it's spelled like that because we like it like that!
Barney: I like the spelling! :)
donutqueen: No need to get defensive guys! There's nothing wrong with being a nerd! :)
lenaeclipse: Kara I'm NOT a nerd!
donutqueen: Aw don't get mad baby, I think it's cute!
lenaeclipse: I'm gonna roundhouse your ass
donutqueen: Why are you guys so against truth here? :/
gunscotch: in what world do you think you're cooler than ME?!
donutqueen: Well I mean….you guys are in a science club so
lenaeclipse: Weren't you like at the top of the Science Guild or something on Krypton?
donutqueen: I mean yeah, but I'm a cool science kid.
Barney: I thought we were already cool science kids?
donutqueen: Not like me. I'm a different level of cool.
alwayswinning: i-
lenaeclipse: Oh, do tell.
gunscotch: yeah enlighten us
donutqueen: You see, us cool science kids don't have to schedule when we do our science
donutqueen: Either we're always doing it or we do it whenever we want to. Rebels really
donutqueen: Scheduling science is lame and nerdy.
gunscotch: THE FACT THAT YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME IS LAME AND NERDY. AND JUST THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED YOURSELF A COOL SCIENCE KID PROVES JUST HOW LAME AND NERDY YOU TRULY ARE!
lenaeclipse: Exactly!
alwayswinning: "rebels" she fucking joking right now?
donutqueen: Pfft whatevs. I'll stick to your little schedule and show up on time for the club handshake.
gunscotch: handshake? wtf
lenaeclipse: ? We don't have a handshake.
donutqueen: Science kids with no handshake? Posers.
lenaeclipse removed donutqueen from the group.
gunscotch: thank fuck
alwayswinning: we gotta come up with a handshake tho
gunscotch: no
lenaeclipse: Absolutely not.
Barney: I would like to do one!
alwayswinning: we'll be able to leave kara out of it
lenaeclipse: Sold. Let's meet 30 minutes earlier so we can come up with one.
gunscotch: oh hell yeah bet
DoubleS
Tuesday (1:29pm)
Sassquez: hey baby you down for a picnic after Rubes gets out of school?
DamnSam: A...picnic?
Sassquez: mhmm the three of us. The park. Food. A frisbee. A soccer ball.
Sassquez: a picnic...common word in the English language
DamnSam: I know what a picnic is you ass
Sassquez: hmph so is that a yes or?
DamnSam: Yeah you big ol' sweet softie
Sassquez: seconds ago I was an ass now im allegedly a softie. Pick a side and stick with it
DamnSam: Lol you're both! A soft ass if you will
Sassquez: how do u seamlessly bring up my ass in every conversation?
DamnSam: It's a nice ass
Sassquez: Ya damn right
Sassquez: u tryna touch up on these cheeks?
DamnSam: Obviously. That ass is mine
Sassquez: very bold of u to claim my ass when u wouldn't even watch tv w/ me and Rubes last nite
DamnSam: I literally sat next to u the entire time
Sassquez: yeah but we had to force u :(
Sassquez: u'd think we wouldn't have to force u to binge watch the greatest show ever made
DamnSam: ...?
DamnSam: Suite Life on Deck is NOT the greatest show ever made!
DamnSam: ? Like AT ALL
Sassquez: i almost vomited
Sassquez: u told us u thought it was great!
DamnSam: Lmao I was being sarcastic!
DamnSam: That ugly theme song has been stuck in my head all morning
Sassquez: I am hurt. Ruby will be devastated by this.
DamnSam: The both of you are dramatic
Sassquez: my heart is hurting
Sassquez: pls admit that u like the show
DamnSam: sigh… it's okay
Sassquez changed the group name to S.S. Tipton.
Sassquez: oh ay oh
DamnSam: No
Sassquez: u have to
DamnSam: I don't and I won't
Sassquez: oH aY Oh
DamnSam: sigh
DamnSam: This boat's rockin
Sassquez: oH aY OH
DamnSam: ...
Sassquez: OH AY OH
DamnSam: Ain't no stoppin us now
Sassquez: cause we're livin' the sweet liife noowwww!
Sassquez: im gonna set that as ur ringtone
DamnSam: If you love me, even a little bit, you won't.
Sassquez: im doing it BECAUSE I love you so much
DamnSam: Softie.
Sassquez: ugh anyway is that a yes on the picnic or no?
DamnSam: i literally already said yes
Sassquez: oh sry got distracted listening to the song of the century
DamnSam: ? I know like hell you aren't talking about that fucking themesong
Sassquez: COME ALONG WITH ME
Sassquez: AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE
DamnSam: please stop this
Sassquez: WHAT THIS WORLD HAS FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW
Sassquez: WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS
DamnSam: I'm breaking up with you
Sassquez: WE SAY HEY HO LET'S GO!
DamnSam: Effective immediately
Sassquez: GASP
Sassquez: take tht back!
DamnSam: THEN STOP WITH THE SONG
Sassquez: ...
Sassquez: i have an overwhelming urge to be defiant
Sassquez: but fine I'll stop...for now
DamnSam: thats bc you've been hanging with the wrong crowd
Sassquez: ? I literally hang w/ the same people u hang with
DamnSam: false
DamnSam: i mostly hang with Lena, Cat, Lois, Jess, Pam, and James
DamnSam: Intelligent adults.
Sassquez: PFFT
Sassquez: u talkin about ur little brunch group? whack
Sassquez: and james hardly counts as an adult
Sassquez: or intelligent
DamnSam: ...fair. but what about the rest?
Sassquez: still lame
DamnSam: Since when did powerful women become lame?
Sassquez: u wanna talk about powerful women? Ive literally got alex, lucy, maggie, nia, roulette, leslie, AND KARA in my squad babe
Sassquez: while yall are out sippin broccoli, me and my crew are out saving the world and shit
DamnSam: Saving the world or wrecking it? Because last time you guys ended up getting banned from that IHOP
Sassquez: THAT WAS ONE TIME AND THEY LIFTED THE BAN
DamnSam: How did we end up here?
Sassquez: well i was being romantic and u decided it was a good idea to bully me
DamnSam: oh is the fearless agent being dramatic?
Sassquez: ya know what? ur uninvited to the picnic. it'll just be me and ruby
Sassquez: good day ma'am
DamnSam: WAIT NO I WANNA COME
Sassquez: too late
Sassquez: my decision has been made
DamnSam: Noooooo I'll be good I promise
Sassquez: …..
Sassquez: if you can be nice to me until i have to pick up Ruby, then maybe we'll let you come along
DamnSam: But you don't have to pick her up til 3:30!
Sassquez: oh no you'll have to be nice to your sweet, caring girlfriend for a couple of hours poor you
DamnSam: ew yeah this sucks
DamnSam: Also I'm ALWAYS nice to you
DamnSam: I love youuuuu!
Sassquez: then why don't you like suite life on Deck! :(
DamnSam: Is that what this is about?!
DamnSam: That dumb kids show?!
Sassquez: we're breaking up
Sassquez: good day ma'am
DespicableGorls
(2:33pm)
gunscotch: sam whats ur beef with good shows?
DamnSam: Are you kidding me right now?
Shocked&Upset: wait wat show is she against?
NiaSangria: suite life on deck
NiaSangria: which honestly i gotta agree
lenaeclipse: ^^^ very trash
DamnSam: THANK YOU
Sassquez: i can't believe this
lenaeclipse: Suite Life of Zack & Cody is much better.
DamnSam: wait...what
bannedfromchilis: ? Noooo, suite life on deck is definitely better
whosthatgirl: The fuck Pam?
whosthatgirl: I thought you had good taste!
gunscotch: She does! That's why she knows that suite life on deck is better
donutqueen: I- the original is always better
TheDailyLane: What the hell are you people talking about?
donutqueen: Suite life on Deck or Suite Life of Zack & Cody...pick one!
TheDailyLane: I've never seen either of those.
Sassquez: god dammit lois get some fucking class!
YourRouler: tragic really
TheCatGrant: And she calls herself a journalist. Laughable.
stayinyourlane: ive never been so embarrassed to be related to her
TheDailyLane: jesus christ
TheDailyLane: Sorry for not having time to sit on my ass and stare into the television
DamnSam: Don't worry Lois, you're not missing much at all
lenaeclipse: That's a lie. Suite Life of Zack and Cody has gems.
TheDailyLane: Hold on, let me look it up.
DamnSam: Lena when the hell did you even have time to watch either of them?
NiaSangria: kara probably forced her
donutqueen: I did NOT force her! I asked nicely!
whosthatgirl: Which means she pouted
lenaeclipse: ^^^ Indeed she did
donutqueen: LENA!
YourRouler: exposed
TheDailyLane: Wait a minute, you all are talking about a children's show?
Sassquez: please don't degrade emmy worthy television
TheCatGrant: Emmy-Worthy is taking it a little far
gunscotch: i would like the original question addressed
gunscotch: sam why the hell dont u like suite life on deck?
DamnSam: I'm not saying I hated it, I just don't understand the hype that it's being given
donutqueen: Fair. SLoZC is better tho
NiaSangria: loving that abbreviation!
yourmagjesty: gotta agree SLoZC is way better
gunscotch: the fuck?! Maggie what?!
lenaeclipse: So glad to know that you have good taste sis
yourmagjesty: sorry babe but SLoD is just ….meh
yourmagjesty: even the theme song is mediocre
Sassquez: alright SLoD stans gear up we gotta go beat maggie's ass
NiaSangria: its literally just you, Pam, and Alex
Shocked&Upset: no no no, I too am a SLoD stan
stayinyourlane: As am i
TheCatGrant: ….Lucille….No, you are not. In the Grant household we prefer Suite Life of Zack & Cody
YourRouler: fgjfbgadgabfkjbfglkjfabg LUCILLE
stayinyourlane: u know damn well that isn't my name
stayinyourlane: and yes I AM a Suite Life on Deck STAN YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME
DamnSam: i promise it's not this serious
donutqueen: Damn, idk what I would do if I found out Lena had terrible taste in cinema
DamnSam: CINEMA?!
YourRouler: same tbh
whosthatgirl: Wait Vee but Leslie DOES have bad taste in cinema! She likes SLoD
YourRouler: ….
gunscotch: YES YES YESSSSSS
lenaeclipse: NONOOONOONONONONOOOO
YourRouler: As. Do. I.
TheDailyLane: I feel as though this is too dramatic of a conversation to be having about a children's show.
Shocked&Upset: it extends beyond children
stayinyourlane: beyond time
Sassquez: it's timeless and should be put in a time capsule for future generations to come
bannedfromchilis: ^^^ They're speaking truth!
whosthatgirl: Hold on, how did this topic even come up?
DamnSam: Because my lovely girlfriend was being dramatic.
gunscotch: I think she was being fairly reasonable actually
Sassquez: Earlier, Samantha confessed to me that she indeed did NOT like Suite Life on Deck and that she hated the theme song. She then went on to BOLDLY state that the show was quote, "dumb".
Sassquez: So therefore, we have terminated our relationship until she is ready to apologize.
donutqueen: But why would she apologize for not liking SLoD? I mean i could understand if it was SLoZC...but SLoD?
DamnSam: I don't like either and im not apologizing!
Sassquez: then say goodbye to the best sex you've ever had
TheCatGrant: Damn. Who knew Zack and Cody could break relationships.
bannedfromchilis: It's a sad day out here.
donutqueen: Well Sam's had sex with me so Vasquez is a runner up but still sad.
lenaeclipse: I didn't need to be reminded of that.
gunscotch: neither did i
Sassquez: ^^^ kara please
NiaSangria: sam just apologize so you can get that good lovin
DamnSam: There's absolutely nothing to apologize for.
Sassquez: babe i always watch that fucking grey's anatomy show w/ u!
Sassquez: and i NEVER complain
TheCatGrant: You did NOT just compare Suite Life on Deck to Grey's fucking Anatomy.
YourRouler: oh dey be fuckin on there? I should watch
DamnSam: You've never seen grey's anatomy?!
NiaSangria: Tragic really
YourRouler: I be busy
TheDailyLane: Busy doing what? Do you even have a job?
Shocked&Upset: busy fuckin me!
yourmagjesty: gross
YourRouler: she's right tho that's my full time job!
NiaSangria: I doubt that pays well
lenaeclipse: She's probably paid in orgasms
bannedfromchilis: I gagged
stayinyourlane: what are the hours like?
DamnSam: Well she said full time so at least 8 hours
Sassquez: u guys hiring? Cause im newly single so i have time in the evening
gunscotch: akgjafjgha bitch im screaming
DamnSam: YOU ARE NOT SINGLE!
TheCatGrant: Lmao
Sassquez: sigh i almost remember what it used to be like to have a girlfriend….it's almost like i can still read her messages
DamnSam: I SWEAR
Sassquez: sighhh :/ I miss the touch of another
DamnSam: SUSAN
Sassquez: sometimes it seems as though i can hear her calling my name
lenaeclipse: I like how everyone is just waiting for Sam to cave and apologize
Sassquez: sigh….Sam a beautiful name...if only I had a girlfriend named Sam...Samantha even...that'd be amazing. But alas i do not :(
DamnSam: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
donutqueen: Aw babe look that's what you called me at lunch when I showed you that picture of a kale salad! Good times! :)
lenaeclipse: jfc Kara I swear
stayinyourlane: lmao
whosthatgirl: Kara why must you provoke her?
donutqueen: :)
Sassquez: i wish i had a girlfriend that i could show kale salads too :(
NiaSangria: The suspense is killing me
DamnSam: Guess i have to take those edible panties back to the store now :/
YourRouler: A PLOT HAS TWISTED
gunscotch: do NOT give in to sex Vasquez!
Sassquez: i-
bannedfromchilis: Stand your ground and make her apologize for the Suite Life on Deck slander!
Sassquez: Guys, not to brag but i love having a girlfriend. Samantha Arias. She's beautiful
Sassquez: She's incredible. Truly majestic and has great taste in cinema. I love her
DamnSam: ;)
lenaeclipse: Hmph, weak
TheCatGrant: She broke quicker than i thought she would
yourmagjesty: not surprised
stayinyourlane: gotta say im disappointed
gunscotch: simp
donutqueen: I mean to be fair, I wouldn't be able to resist edible panties either. It's a meal before a meal. Like an appetizer
Shocked&Upset: sigh….there she goes talking about eating lena again
lenaeclipse: Honored. Love that for me.
bannedfromchilis changed donutqueen's name to SuperCannibal
SuperCannibal: NO!
TheKoolKids
Tuesday (7:23pm)
gunscotch: kara where the hell r u?
donutqueen: Sorry sorry! I went to get some pizza rolls!
lenaeclipse: From where?!
gunscotch: BRING ME SOME
donutqueen: From my apartment! Im on my way back
Barney: We have 40 seconds before the programming is finished!
alwayswinning: hurry the hell up before we do this without u!
donutqueen: Excuse me sir but if it wasn't for me you three would still be trying to fix it!
lenaeclipse: Yes darling we know. We're just excited to use it, so please move that cute butt in a speedy fashion.
donutqueen: Yes maam! I'm making the chat now and coming up the elevator
Tuesday (7:25pm)
donutqueen created the group RagTagHeroes
donutqueen added BarryChristmas, Irisponsible, LanceInYourPants, MickDonalds, Oliver, and 4 others.
donutqueen: Hi friends!
LanceInYourPants: who the hell is this?
Oliver: What the hell is this?
MickDonalds: Answer both questions
donutqueen: It's me!
donutqueen: Kara Danvers!
FeelThisCity: OMG KARA! HI!
Irisponsible: Kara!
donutqueen: Hi Felicity! Hi Iris!
BarryChristmas: KARAAAAAAAAA!
donutqueen: BARRYYYYY!
LanceInYourPants: well well well hey superhot ;)
MickDonalds has left the group.
A/N:I wholeheartedly want to address the fact that Suite Life of Zack & Cody is wayyyy better. Also I'm currently writing two one shots at a time, but I promise they're coming. I hope it'll be worth the wait. Let's just say the next chapter will be chaotic...but at this point isn't every chapter chaotic?
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