TheKoolKids

Tuesday (9:29am)

gunscotch: okay when do you guys wanna start working on this device thing?

alwayswinning: i mean….we should probably get start asap so we can hurry and send the invitations

Barney: I'm positive that with all of us, we can fix the device tonight.

lenaeclipse: I agree. You guys want to come over to my lab at around 5pm?

gunscotch: ur home lab or l-corp lab?

alwayswinning: she's so rich

lenaeclipse: Hm, let's go for L-Corp since it's a little bigger.

gunscotch: a little

alwayswinning: wait what about kara

Barney: Yes, we must add her to the group

gunscotch: oh god ima gonna regret this

gunscotch added donutqueen to the group.

gunscotch: kara were meeting at L-Corp at 5pm to work on the device so bring it

donutqueen: Cool!

donutqueen: Wait what chat is this?

donutqueen: KOOL KIDS?!

donutqueen: WHY AM I JUST NOW BEING ADDED?!

gunscotch: obviously bc youre not cool

donutqueen: IM COOLER THAN WINN

lenaeclipse: Darling must you yell?

alwayswinning: Hey!

donutqueen: YES I MUST YELL BECAUSE IM COOL AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T ADD ME!

donutqueen: AND YOU GUYS ADDED BRAINY BEFORE ME?! HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN A PART OF THIS GROUP?!

donutqueen: (no offense Brainy)

Barney: None taken.

lenaeclipse: You don't really expect to be in every single group chat do you?

donutqueen: ? Yes!?

gunscotch: HA too bad

donutqueen: What the hell do you guys even do in here?!

alwayswinning: We mainly just plan to do science stuff, experiments, lab stuff all that

Barney: It's very educational and fun!

donutqueen: Ohhhhhhhhh this is the nerd group!

donutqueen: It makes so much more sense! I was wondering why "kool" was spelled like that.

donutqueen: Makes sense. Nevermind.

gunscotch: excuse me?!

lenaeclipse: Excuse me, this is NOT a nerd group

alwayswinning: and it's spelled like that because we like it like that!

Barney: I like the spelling! :)

donutqueen: No need to get defensive guys! There's nothing wrong with being a nerd! :)

lenaeclipse: Kara I'm NOT a nerd!

donutqueen: Aw don't get mad baby, I think it's cute!

lenaeclipse: I'm gonna roundhouse your ass

donutqueen: Why are you guys so against truth here? :/

gunscotch: in what world do you think you're cooler than ME?!

donutqueen: Well I mean….you guys are in a science club so

lenaeclipse: Weren't you like at the top of the Science Guild or something on Krypton?

donutqueen: I mean yeah, but I'm a cool science kid.

Barney: I thought we were already cool science kids?

donutqueen: Not like me. I'm a different level of cool.

alwayswinning: i-

lenaeclipse: Oh, do tell.

gunscotch: yeah enlighten us

donutqueen: You see, us cool science kids don't have to schedule when we do our science

donutqueen: Either we're always doing it or we do it whenever we want to. Rebels really

donutqueen: Scheduling science is lame and nerdy.

gunscotch: THE FACT THAT YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME IS LAME AND NERDY. AND JUST THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED YOURSELF A COOL SCIENCE KID PROVES JUST HOW LAME AND NERDY YOU TRULY ARE!

lenaeclipse: Exactly!

alwayswinning: "rebels" she fucking joking right now?

donutqueen: Pfft whatevs. I'll stick to your little schedule and show up on time for the club handshake.

gunscotch: handshake? wtf

lenaeclipse: ? We don't have a handshake.

donutqueen: Science kids with no handshake? Posers.

lenaeclipse removed donutqueen from the group.

gunscotch: thank fuck

alwayswinning: we gotta come up with a handshake tho

gunscotch: no

lenaeclipse: Absolutely not.

Barney: I would like to do one!

alwayswinning: we'll be able to leave kara out of it

lenaeclipse: Sold. Let's meet 30 minutes earlier so we can come up with one.

gunscotch: oh hell yeah bet


DoubleS

Tuesday (1:29pm)

Sassquez: hey baby you down for a picnic after Rubes gets out of school?

DamnSam: A...picnic?

Sassquez: mhmm the three of us. The park. Food. A frisbee. A soccer ball.

Sassquez: a picnic...common word in the English language

DamnSam: I know what a picnic is you ass

Sassquez: hmph so is that a yes or?

DamnSam: Yeah you big ol' sweet softie

Sassquez: seconds ago I was an ass now im allegedly a softie. Pick a side and stick with it

DamnSam: Lol you're both! A soft ass if you will

Sassquez: how do u seamlessly bring up my ass in every conversation?

DamnSam: It's a nice ass

Sassquez: Ya damn right

Sassquez: u tryna touch up on these cheeks?

DamnSam: Obviously. That ass is mine

Sassquez: very bold of u to claim my ass when u wouldn't even watch tv w/ me and Rubes last nite

DamnSam: I literally sat next to u the entire time

Sassquez: yeah but we had to force u :(

Sassquez: u'd think we wouldn't have to force u to binge watch the greatest show ever made

DamnSam: ...?

DamnSam: Suite Life on Deck is NOT the greatest show ever made!

DamnSam: ? Like AT ALL

Sassquez: i almost vomited

Sassquez: u told us u thought it was great!

DamnSam: Lmao I was being sarcastic!

DamnSam: That ugly theme song has been stuck in my head all morning

Sassquez: I am hurt. Ruby will be devastated by this.

DamnSam: The both of you are dramatic

Sassquez: my heart is hurting

Sassquez: pls admit that u like the show

DamnSam: sigh… it's okay

Sassquez changed the group name to S.S. Tipton.

Sassquez: oh ay oh

DamnSam: No

Sassquez: u have to

DamnSam: I don't and I won't

Sassquez: oH aY Oh

DamnSam: sigh

DamnSam: This boat's rockin

Sassquez: oH aY OH

DamnSam: ...

Sassquez: OH AY OH

DamnSam: Ain't no stoppin us now

Sassquez: cause we're livin' the sweet liife noowwww!

Sassquez: im gonna set that as ur ringtone

DamnSam: If you love me, even a little bit, you won't.

Sassquez: im doing it BECAUSE I love you so much

DamnSam: Softie.

Sassquez: ugh anyway is that a yes on the picnic or no?

DamnSam: i literally already said yes

Sassquez: oh sry got distracted listening to the song of the century

DamnSam: ? I know like hell you aren't talking about that fucking themesong

Sassquez: COME ALONG WITH ME

Sassquez: AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE

DamnSam: please stop this

Sassquez: WHAT THIS WORLD HAS FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW

Sassquez: WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS

DamnSam: I'm breaking up with you

Sassquez: WE SAY HEY HO LET'S GO!

DamnSam: Effective immediately

Sassquez: GASP

Sassquez: take tht back!

DamnSam: THEN STOP WITH THE SONG

Sassquez: ...

Sassquez: i have an overwhelming urge to be defiant

Sassquez: but fine I'll stop...for now

DamnSam: thats bc you've been hanging with the wrong crowd

Sassquez: ? I literally hang w/ the same people u hang with

DamnSam: false

DamnSam: i mostly hang with Lena, Cat, Lois, Jess, Pam, and James

DamnSam: Intelligent adults.

Sassquez: PFFT

Sassquez: u talkin about ur little brunch group? whack

Sassquez: and james hardly counts as an adult

Sassquez: or intelligent

DamnSam: ...fair. but what about the rest?

Sassquez: still lame

DamnSam: Since when did powerful women become lame?

Sassquez: u wanna talk about powerful women? Ive literally got alex, lucy, maggie, nia, roulette, leslie, AND KARA in my squad babe

Sassquez: while yall are out sippin broccoli, me and my crew are out saving the world and shit

DamnSam: Saving the world or wrecking it? Because last time you guys ended up getting banned from that IHOP

Sassquez: THAT WAS ONE TIME AND THEY LIFTED THE BAN

DamnSam: How did we end up here?

Sassquez: well i was being romantic and u decided it was a good idea to bully me

DamnSam: oh is the fearless agent being dramatic?

Sassquez: ya know what? ur uninvited to the picnic. it'll just be me and ruby

Sassquez: good day ma'am

DamnSam: WAIT NO I WANNA COME

Sassquez: too late

Sassquez: my decision has been made

DamnSam: Noooooo I'll be good I promise

Sassquez: …..

Sassquez: if you can be nice to me until i have to pick up Ruby, then maybe we'll let you come along

DamnSam: But you don't have to pick her up til 3:30!

Sassquez: oh no you'll have to be nice to your sweet, caring girlfriend for a couple of hours poor you

DamnSam: ew yeah this sucks

DamnSam: Also I'm ALWAYS nice to you

DamnSam: I love youuuuu!

Sassquez: then why don't you like suite life on Deck! :(

DamnSam: Is that what this is about?!

DamnSam: That dumb kids show?!

Sassquez: we're breaking up

Sassquez: good day ma'am


DespicableGorls

(2:33pm)

gunscotch: sam whats ur beef with good shows?

DamnSam: Are you kidding me right now?

Shocked&Upset: wait wat show is she against?

NiaSangria: suite life on deck

NiaSangria: which honestly i gotta agree

lenaeclipse: ^^^ very trash

DamnSam: THANK YOU

Sassquez: i can't believe this

lenaeclipse: Suite Life of Zack & Cody is much better.

DamnSam: wait...what

bannedfromchilis: ? Noooo, suite life on deck is definitely better

whosthatgirl: The fuck Pam?

whosthatgirl: I thought you had good taste!

gunscotch: She does! That's why she knows that suite life on deck is better

donutqueen: I- the original is always better

TheDailyLane: What the hell are you people talking about?

donutqueen: Suite life on Deck or Suite Life of Zack & Cody...pick one!

TheDailyLane: I've never seen either of those.

Sassquez: god dammit lois get some fucking class!

YourRouler: tragic really

TheCatGrant: And she calls herself a journalist. Laughable.

stayinyourlane: ive never been so embarrassed to be related to her

TheDailyLane: jesus christ

TheDailyLane: Sorry for not having time to sit on my ass and stare into the television

DamnSam: Don't worry Lois, you're not missing much at all

lenaeclipse: That's a lie. Suite Life of Zack and Cody has gems.

TheDailyLane: Hold on, let me look it up.

DamnSam: Lena when the hell did you even have time to watch either of them?

NiaSangria: kara probably forced her

donutqueen: I did NOT force her! I asked nicely!

whosthatgirl: Which means she pouted

lenaeclipse: ^^^ Indeed she did

donutqueen: LENA!

YourRouler: exposed

TheDailyLane: Wait a minute, you all are talking about a children's show?

Sassquez: please don't degrade emmy worthy television

TheCatGrant: Emmy-Worthy is taking it a little far

gunscotch: i would like the original question addressed

gunscotch: sam why the hell dont u like suite life on deck?

DamnSam: I'm not saying I hated it, I just don't understand the hype that it's being given

donutqueen: Fair. SLoZC is better tho

NiaSangria: loving that abbreviation!

yourmagjesty: gotta agree SLoZC is way better

gunscotch: the fuck?! Maggie what?!

lenaeclipse: So glad to know that you have good taste sis

yourmagjesty: sorry babe but SLoD is just ….meh

yourmagjesty: even the theme song is mediocre

Sassquez: alright SLoD stans gear up we gotta go beat maggie's ass

NiaSangria: its literally just you, Pam, and Alex

Shocked&Upset: no no no, I too am a SLoD stan

stayinyourlane: As am i

TheCatGrant: ….Lucille….No, you are not. In the Grant household we prefer Suite Life of Zack & Cody

YourRouler: fgjfbgadgabfkjbfglkjfabg LUCILLE

stayinyourlane: u know damn well that isn't my name

stayinyourlane: and yes I AM a Suite Life on Deck STAN YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME

DamnSam: i promise it's not this serious

donutqueen: Damn, idk what I would do if I found out Lena had terrible taste in cinema

DamnSam: CINEMA?!

YourRouler: same tbh

whosthatgirl: Wait Vee but Leslie DOES have bad taste in cinema! She likes SLoD

YourRouler: ….

gunscotch: YES YES YESSSSSS

lenaeclipse: NONOOONOONONONONOOOO

YourRouler: As. Do. I.

TheDailyLane: I feel as though this is too dramatic of a conversation to be having about a children's show.

Shocked&Upset: it extends beyond children

stayinyourlane: beyond time

Sassquez: it's timeless and should be put in a time capsule for future generations to come

bannedfromchilis: ^^^ They're speaking truth!

whosthatgirl: Hold on, how did this topic even come up?

DamnSam: Because my lovely girlfriend was being dramatic.

gunscotch: I think she was being fairly reasonable actually

Sassquez: Earlier, Samantha confessed to me that she indeed did NOT like Suite Life on Deck and that she hated the theme song. She then went on to BOLDLY state that the show was quote, "dumb".

Sassquez: So therefore, we have terminated our relationship until she is ready to apologize.

donutqueen: But why would she apologize for not liking SLoD? I mean i could understand if it was SLoZC...but SLoD?

DamnSam: I don't like either and im not apologizing!

Sassquez: then say goodbye to the best sex you've ever had

TheCatGrant: Damn. Who knew Zack and Cody could break relationships.

bannedfromchilis: It's a sad day out here.

donutqueen: Well Sam's had sex with me so Vasquez is a runner up but still sad.

lenaeclipse: I didn't need to be reminded of that.

gunscotch: neither did i

Sassquez: ^^^ kara please

NiaSangria: sam just apologize so you can get that good lovin

DamnSam: There's absolutely nothing to apologize for.

Sassquez: babe i always watch that fucking grey's anatomy show w/ u!

Sassquez: and i NEVER complain

TheCatGrant: You did NOT just compare Suite Life on Deck to Grey's fucking Anatomy.

YourRouler: oh dey be fuckin on there? I should watch

DamnSam: You've never seen grey's anatomy?!

NiaSangria: Tragic really

YourRouler: I be busy

TheDailyLane: Busy doing what? Do you even have a job?

Shocked&Upset: busy fuckin me!

yourmagjesty: gross

YourRouler: she's right tho that's my full time job!

NiaSangria: I doubt that pays well

lenaeclipse: She's probably paid in orgasms

bannedfromchilis: I gagged

stayinyourlane: what are the hours like?

DamnSam: Well she said full time so at least 8 hours

Sassquez: u guys hiring? Cause im newly single so i have time in the evening

gunscotch: akgjafjgha bitch im screaming

DamnSam: YOU ARE NOT SINGLE!

TheCatGrant: Lmao

Sassquez: sigh i almost remember what it used to be like to have a girlfriend….it's almost like i can still read her messages

DamnSam: I SWEAR

Sassquez: sighhh :/ I miss the touch of another

DamnSam: SUSAN

Sassquez: sometimes it seems as though i can hear her calling my name

lenaeclipse: I like how everyone is just waiting for Sam to cave and apologize

Sassquez: sigh….Sam a beautiful name...if only I had a girlfriend named Sam...Samantha even...that'd be amazing. But alas i do not :(

DamnSam: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

donutqueen: Aw babe look that's what you called me at lunch when I showed you that picture of a kale salad! Good times! :)

lenaeclipse: jfc Kara I swear

stayinyourlane: lmao

whosthatgirl: Kara why must you provoke her?

donutqueen: :)

Sassquez: i wish i had a girlfriend that i could show kale salads too :(

NiaSangria: The suspense is killing me

DamnSam: Guess i have to take those edible panties back to the store now :/

YourRouler: A PLOT HAS TWISTED

gunscotch: do NOT give in to sex Vasquez!

Sassquez: i-

bannedfromchilis: Stand your ground and make her apologize for the Suite Life on Deck slander!

Sassquez: Guys, not to brag but i love having a girlfriend. Samantha Arias. She's beautiful

Sassquez: She's incredible. Truly majestic and has great taste in cinema. I love her

DamnSam: ;)

lenaeclipse: Hmph, weak

TheCatGrant: She broke quicker than i thought she would

yourmagjesty: not surprised

stayinyourlane: gotta say im disappointed

gunscotch: simp

donutqueen: I mean to be fair, I wouldn't be able to resist edible panties either. It's a meal before a meal. Like an appetizer

Shocked&Upset: sigh….there she goes talking about eating lena again

lenaeclipse: Honored. Love that for me.

bannedfromchilis changed donutqueen's name to SuperCannibal

SuperCannibal: NO!


TheKoolKids

Tuesday (7:23pm)

gunscotch: kara where the hell r u?

donutqueen: Sorry sorry! I went to get some pizza rolls!

lenaeclipse: From where?!

gunscotch: BRING ME SOME

donutqueen: From my apartment! Im on my way back

Barney: We have 40 seconds before the programming is finished!

alwayswinning: hurry the hell up before we do this without u!

donutqueen: Excuse me sir but if it wasn't for me you three would still be trying to fix it!

lenaeclipse: Yes darling we know. We're just excited to use it, so please move that cute butt in a speedy fashion.

donutqueen: Yes maam! I'm making the chat now and coming up the elevator


Tuesday (7:25pm)

donutqueen created the group RagTagHeroes

donutqueen added BarryChristmas, Irisponsible, LanceInYourPants, MickDonalds, Oliver, and 4 others.

donutqueen: Hi friends!

LanceInYourPants: who the hell is this?

Oliver: What the hell is this?

MickDonalds: Answer both questions

donutqueen: It's me!

donutqueen: Kara Danvers!

FeelThisCity: OMG KARA! HI!

Irisponsible: Kara!

donutqueen: Hi Felicity! Hi Iris!

BarryChristmas: KARAAAAAAAAA!

donutqueen: BARRYYYYY!

LanceInYourPants: well well well hey superhot ;)

MickDonalds has left the group.


A/N:I wholeheartedly want to address the fact that Suite Life of Zack & Cody is wayyyy better. Also I'm currently writing two one shots at a time, but I promise they're coming. I hope it'll be worth the wait. Let's just say the next chapter will be chaotic...but at this point isn't every chapter chaotic?

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