"By the way, where is your wife?" Kaiba asked.
Goku blinked. "My wife?" he asked. He blinked some more. "Oh yeah! I have one of those! I tend to forget about her for long periods of time."
"I don't see how you can. That bitch is more of a nag than mine," Vegeta said.
"I heard that!" Chi-Chi said, now appearing. She began stomping towards Vegeta.
"Good!" Unwisely, Vegeta didn't back down. "Whatever. She can't really hurt me."
A ding was heard. Kaiba hit a button on his duel disc and out popped another Saiyan pill. He smirked and threw it to Chi-Chi. "She gets a Zenkai for all her wasted potential. Being Goku's wife, that makes her base form his equal!"
Vegeta's eyes went wide. "Oh shit," he muttered. Then speed lines went around his face as he yelled, "Her base form?!"
That's right. Just then, Chi-Chi realized it was Vegeta's fault that her son almost turned into a delinquent. Had he been a better leader, then Raditz wouldn't have killed her husband thus causing a slug demon to kidnap Gohan and raise him in the wild for a year. "FUCK!"
Chi-Chi went Super Bitch 4, Female God Fury Saiyan and punched Vegeta straight in the dick.
Coughing, Vegeta hunched over, grabbing his junk. "Kakkarot, your wife payed a man to whip your son while you were off planet!"
"WHAT?!" Goku yelled.
"It was in filler!" Chi-Chi pleaded.
"THIS is filler!" Vegeta retorted.
"We'll talk about this when we get home," Goku said to his wife.
Vegeta composed himself, then turned to Goku, ignoring Chi-Chi again, like everyone else does. "Bet the real reason you forget her is because you're too stupid to use your dick."
"No, actually, it's because I've been punched in the junk so many times its all messed up down there. We have to use this contraption, and if we do it wrong, it really hurts."
"Okay, too much information, Kakkorotto."
"By the way," Uchiha Jon/Jeiny said. "The reason why androids were weaker…were weaker in the future…God damn, that's a sentence you should never have to utter…anyways, the reason why the androids were weaker in the future was because they were actually running out of energy. See, the people couldn't sense their energy, and they can't sense energy, either, so they didn't realize it, but they actually used a lot of energy fighting Vegeta and the others. Then on Gohan many times. See, they wanted fights, too, so they didn't just straight try to nuke the whole area when they fought them, and they couldn't tell how much energy they needed to use. See, how high level ki fights work in Dragon Ball is that you try to break your opponent's guard by only applying a tiny bit more energy than they do to the guarded area. You move the energy around your body and harden it to block attacks. This is why characters like Krillian and Master Roshi can survive in the Tournament of Power. Everyone knows there is strong dudes around so they don't want to use too much energy at once. On top of being a waste, it draws attention, too. Like a challenge. Anyhow, if two really strong fighters cancel each other out, some asshole can swoop in for the win. This is why Goku trying to ring out Cell was actually a viable strat. Cell wasn't that much stronger than Goku and didn't want to use his energy, either. He may have had trouble with someone else if he did. Anyhow, back to the androids. So like, one of two things is either what happened: either they couldn't form enough energy to destroy high level opponents in the Tournament of Power, what being it might break them, or they really are constantly guessing how much energy they need to use. I'm assuming they test their opponents to make calculations. But this brings up something interesting: perhaps, though they can't expel the energy, their insides are reinforced by it. It like, holds them together, causing extra durability. That would make fighting them without trying to kill them incredibly difficult, as if it wasn't already. Since you can't sense their energy you might just accidently kill them, which gives them an incredible edge in a tournament. This is also why God ki is op. You end up having to judge your opponent purely by their reaction speed, but the problem is, it can always amp up. So, if the time between strikes/ blocks of the opponent doesn't differ after a little while, you are probably way out of your league."
"Uh, I was in the middle of a dick joke exchange with Goku," Vegeta said.
"192," Goku said.
"What?"
"You think when I'm all zenned-out I'm not aware of this shit. But I am. 192 is how many times you punched me in the dick when you went all Majin."
Vegeta laughed.
Chi-Chi appeared and punched him in the dick 191 times. "You ruined my sex life!"
"Oh c'mon, it couldn't have been that good with him."
"All I have to do is tell him my body is ice cream and it's a hot summer day!"
"That's genius, but again, gross."
"I dunno, she's kinda milfy," Kenshin said.
"I was referring to him!" Vegeta shouted while pointing a finger at Goku.
"Why were you thinking of him?"
"WHY WAS I THINKING OF HIM?!" Vegeta again shouted. Then he blinked. "Why was I…?" he shook his head. "Look, girly man…"
"Takes one to know one."
"Hah!" laughed Goku.
"One more word, and you're next!"
Goku crossed his arms and raised a brow. "My wife can kick your ass now."
Veins exploded on Vegeta. "NO WAY! NO WAY IN HELL IS CHI-CHI STRONGER THAN MAN!" Chi-Chi punched him in the balls. "GOD DAMNIT!"
"I forgot one," she said, smirking with crossed eyebrows. "By the way, was that a Freudian slip right there?"
"Huh?"
"You meant to say 'me' but you said 'man.' Were you subconsciously calling my husband a girl?"
"Uh…" Vegeta looked to his left. No one was there. To his right. Still alone. "Fuck it." He covered his nuts and received a punch to the face from Chi-Chi.
