What to do about Magik?
Author's note: Doing the first cut of my taxes for 2020 and I got to wondering… Has Illyana ever done taxes? Short chapter, but I think rather funny.
Part49a: Hell in all its forms
Form 14459-C. What the hell is a 14459-C groused Illyana to herself. Let's see… here it is… She read the instructions.
Specify what localities other then the United States and its' territories, that you own property in. Localities are states, planets, empires, universes, dimensions, alternate timelines and such. For each locality you will need to file a form 14459-C1 detailing each property, the appraised value, an any taxes paid.
WHAT?! Okay… defer this one for a bit. Now… form 16900-E. Employees… Um… does Limbo count?
A quick phone call to the IRS yielded showed that the answer was… yes. Crap. More questions followed.
Do said employees have a defined retirement plan? "Um… no."
What is the average salary of said employees. "Um... zero?"
Is this a charity, i.e. non profit. "Um… yes?"
Since this is a charity you will also need to file form 1887-C, as well as a full listing of all employees regardless of compensation. "Um… you mean everybody in Limbo?"
Yes. "Well… fuck."
In addition you will need Forms 1955 to 2107 to fully detail the charity. "What?!"
Also… That was when she hung up, gave up and…
This is CNN, today the sewers backed up at the IRS headquarters, flooding the entire property with raw sewage…
