Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs

Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.


Lion and Dove: Margaritas and Ramen
Pre-Raven Chaser

"Hey everyone, welcome back to Lion and Dove!" Haru greeted. "I'm Leo and this is my friend Jake,"

"Yo," Jonah waved. "Today, we'll be making margaritas,"

The two were in the kitchen with ingredients set out in front of them. "For this recipe you will need half a cup of tequila,"

"And I'll drink the rest of the bottle," Jonah took a swig and made a face. "Ugh, not much of a tequila fan,"

"Half a lime cut into three slices," Haru motioned to the plate of fruit. "If you're wonder what happened to the other half of the lime, the recipe also needed half a cup of fresh lime juice," He had a serious expression on. "Lime juice is lime blood. This recipe calls for both the body and the blood of a lime,"

Jonah stared at Haru with slight concern. "Wow, people would expect that from me rather than you,"

"Jonah, you're a bad influence on Haru," Subaru, who was the cameraman, said.

"If you guys are wonder who that is, it's our new cameraman Killjoy II," Haru informed. "Killjoy the First died so we hired a new guy who also happened to be one of my friends. Anyway, back to the recipe. We'll also need a quarter cup of triple sec, whatever the hell that is,"

Jonah took out his phone and searched it up. "Sec means distilled therefore triple sec is a liqueur that's been triple distilled,"

"The recipe also calls for one to two tablespoons of agave syrup and three cups of ice," Haru added.

"And salt," Jonah dumped a pile of slat onto the counter. "Because we're making a salt rim,"

"Did you just dump an entire container of salt just for the rim even though it doesn't even need that much?" Subaru frowned.

"It was an accident?" Jonah lied.

"Also, the drinking age in Japan is twenty," Subaru reminded. "Haru is nineteen,"

"I thought the drinking age was eighteen?" Haru inquired.

"That's England," Subaru corrected.

"We're going to England!" Haru declared and ran out the door.

Subaru and Jonah stared at the entrance. "Are we actually going to go to England?" Jonah asked.

"Nope because I do not want to deal with Haru drinking more than he thinks he could handle, especially if it'll be overseas," Subaru refused. "And I don't trust you alone with him,"

"You know," Jonah smirked. "A lot of people in the comments have been shipping me and Haru,"

"If you do anything indecent to Haru, I will neuter you,"

XXX

"Okay pride members, apparently we're not going to England because someone here likes to kill the joy," Haru glared at the cameraman. "So today we'll be making ramen,"

"We're making it from scratch?" Jonah raised a confused brow. "That seems like a lot of work,"

"No, we're using instant ramen," Haru held up a cup and poured boiling water into it. "I'm just gonna show them my recipe. I like to eat the noodles separate from the soup and mix stuff with it. He opened one of the cupboards and let out a loud scream. "AHHH!"

"What's wrong!?"

"I-I'm out of honey barbecue sauce!" Haru cried. "I must've used it all up for the bread sandwich I had for breakfast!"

"Haru, I think you're overreacting," Subaru commented.

"AHHH!" Haru wailed and curled up into a ball. "I'm suffering withdrawal symptoms! I'm feeling dizzy and nauseous…"

"We can make our own honey barbecue sauce," Jonah suggested.

"Y-Yeah!" Haru nodded and started taking out a bunch of ingredients. "Grab a mixing bowl,"

Jonah grabbed a medium sized bowl as well as a whisk and set them on the counter. "Do you even have any measurements in mind?"

"Nope," Haru started dumping ingredients into the bowl. "For this recipe, you'll need a bunch of ketchup, brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce, paprika, garlic salt, black pepper, hot sauce, and of course the most important ingredient of all: honey," He squeezed the entire bottle of honey into the bowl. "We need all the flavors of honey barbecue sauce!"

"I think that's too much," Jonah said.

"It's honey barbecue sauce!" Haru snapped and started mixing everything together.

"Oh god, we should've just gone to the store and bought a bottle of honey barbecue sauce," Jonah groaned.

Once it was all thoroughly combined, Haru took out the ramen noodles from the soup and dumped them into the barbecue sauce. "Bon Appetit!"

"That's literally an entire bowl of barbecue sauce for just one serving of ramen noodles," Jonah stared as the noodles sunk down. "The ratio is way off,"

Haru used his chopsticks and started happily eating. "It's not as great as my favorite honey barbecue sauce, but it'll suffice,"

"Killjoy, we really need to buy more of Haru's honey barbecue sauce," Jonah said.


Yes, it is canon to the HaruVerse that Haru loves (borderline addicted) to honey barbecue sauce.