No, I'm not dead, but because of time constraints and stress, don't expect a new chapter every day.
Description: A game of Hide and Seek occurs. But it gets too far!
Everyone in South Park gathered around the school. It was Hide-N-Seek day.
"I really hate games like this," Craig said.
"Come on Craig, you might like it." Wendy encouraged.
As everyone was stretching to get ready, one person wasn't willing to participate.
"Aren't you going to join this, Newton?" Karin said.
"Why would I? Unikitty's gonna find everyone." Newton said.
Yes, Unikitty was it.
"We're not gonna hide for more than ten seconds because of her." Newton corrected.
"You know, you're kinda the opposite of your girl," Karin said.
"What?"
"I mean, she's happy, positive, always outgoing and friendly, while you are kinda... over-cautious?"
"Ever since I lost my parents, I have to stay alert!" Newton said.
The mayor came up to the mic.
"Alright, does anyone have any questions before we be-"
Unikitty interrupted her.
"I hope you hide really well! Cause you're gonna need it! This game ends when everyone is found or when the person who is it gives up. And that "It" person is me! The reigning hide-n-seek champion!"
"You need to tell her that you don't want to play," Peter said.
"I know, but she's kinda sensitive."
We cut to a moment where Unikitty's favorite ice cream flavor, Rainbow Razzle Dazzle, has been canceled. She cried a river of water.
"Ugh, I still feel those tears," Newton said, cutting back to the present day.
"You're gonna lose Unikitty, because I have ninja skills!" Butters said, stepping up.
Butters then did a ridiculous pose. Newton then walked up to Unikitty.
"Hey, uh..."
"Oh, Newton! You're gonna tell me something?"
"Yeah, I don't wanna play..."
"ZZZZZZ..."
"Hey! Aren't you listening?"
"Oh sorry, I just fell asleep because you are kinda boring." Unikitty chuckled.
"Oh, so that's an insult huh?" Newton said.
"I don't mean to insult you, but I know you want this over to be really fast. Don't worry, I'm really good." Unikitty whispered.
"Let's play!" The mayor cheered.
Everyone ran and hid.
"10... 9... 8... 7..."
Newton just hid nearby.
"654321! Here I come!" Unikitty exclaimed.
The first thing Unikitty saw was Butters hiding behind an old couch. Butters thought that if he can't see you, you can't see him. That made him an easy target.
"Oh boy, Butters is so hard to find. Perhaps I try other easier targets..." Unikitty teased while leaving.
The first thing Unikitty went to was the town.
"Hmm, such an empty town. I'm sure no one can't be hiding..."
Unikitty lifted a nearby upside-down trash can. Cartman popped out.
"Gotcha!" Unikitty said, placing a crown sticker on him.
"... or here!"
Stan was found under a pile of apples.
"Gotcha!"
Kenny was found hiding in a fountain.
"Gotcha!"
Kyle and Bebe were found hiding under a car.
"Gotcha!"
Wendy was found hiding in the bushes.
"Now, who's left?" Unikitty said.
Just then...
"RAHHHHHHHH!" Craig said, popping out of the bushes.
"EEEK!" Unikitty screamed.
"Ha! I beat you at Hide and go Shriek!" Craig barked.
"It's hide and go seek, Craig. I found you." Unikitty said.
"I really hate games," Craig grumbled walking away.
"NOW WHO'S LEFT?" Unikitty said to herself.
Chris and Johnson set up a bunch of decoys of themselves.
"You can't fool me that easy, guys!" Unikitty said.
"Crap! She's coming!" Chris said.
Johnson threw a rock.
"I hear you, Johnson!" Unikitty said.
The two then hid inside a cave.
"You are found..." A cheerful voice said.
Both Chris and Johnson were tagged.
"GOTCHA!" Unikitty said.
"Crap! You're good." Johnson said.
"And you did well." Unikitty congratulated.
At least losing wasn't so bad. They were giving out free cupcakes, brownies, and milkshakes to anyone who was found.
"Hmmm, I wonder who's left?" Unikitty wondered.
Luci was disguising himself as other cats. Licking his skin, meowing, and purring.
"Gotcha!" Unikitty said, tagging him.
"Aw..." Luci groaned.
"You should take lessons on being a cat," Unikitty said. "It'll help you win next time!"
Unikitty ran off.
Karin was next. Thanks to the help of Dr. Mephesto, she was using an invisibility cloaking device that Mephesto invented.
"I'm unseekable!" She said to herself. "Wait, what's she doing?"
Unikitty found a pair of infrared goggles. She used those to find Karin.
"Gotcha!" She said, tagging Karin.
"That's cheating!" Karin accused.
"But you were using a cloaking device," Unikitty said.
"I guess you have a point," Karin said. "So who do you have left?"
"Let's see... I've got everyone else but Peter and Newton! This should be too easy!" Unikitty said.
As Unikitty passed by the losers table, she saw Peter tagged there along with the others.
"What? I don't recall ever finding Peter. But whatever, I need to find Newton." Unikitty said to herself.
Unikitty then went over to Newton's room in Peter's house. She checked under the bed, in the bed, on the shelves, and everywhere around the house.
"Really? He's not in any of his favorite spots." Unikitty said.
Then a smug idea came to her.i
"Well Newton, you've proven yourself to be a worthy hider after all," Unikitty said wickedly.
Unikitty first went to the library, Newton's favorite hangout spot. Nothing. Then she tried the mall. Newton wasn't there. She even tried looking at the worst places where Newton could be. Every time she found nothing, the more frustrated she got.
"WHERE ARE YOU, NEWTON!" She screamed.
Hours passed and still no Newton. She even tried to put on scuba gear and dove underwater at Stark's Pond to look for him. She then resurfaced after using up all her air.
"WHERE ARE YOU HIDING!" She screamed.
Chris and Johnson walked up to her.
"You still searching for Newton?" Chris said. "You can always call it quits."
"No, I'm it." Unikitty refused. "It is my duty to find Newt."
Meanwhile, Butters gave up hiding and committed suicide. As in tagging himself out. He was there gobbling down on brownies.
THAT NIGHT...
Unikitty grew more and more desperate. She had bulletin boards on locations where Newton could be.
"Where are you, Newton? You're running out of time... TIME! Tick-tock. Tick-Tock. GAH! THE CLOCKS!"
Unikitty went up to the nearest clock in Peter's house.
"WHAT IF THE CLOCKS ARE HELPING HIM?!"
Unikitty then dropped to the floor. She then checked her phone.
"Are you in cahoots with Newton?" She demanded.
"Um, Unikitty?" A voice said.
Chris, Johnson, and Karin were standing there.
"We've been talking and..." Chris began.
"Maybe it's time to give it up," Johnson added.
"After all, it is just a game..." Karin said.
Unikitty turned her head a full 180. Everyone gasped.
"Give up? I can't give up! I'm it! Newton can be anywhere! I'll go beyond South Park if I have to! THE GAME IS NEVER OVER!" Unikitty screamed.
Unikitty then burst out the door.
"READY OR NOT, NEWTON! HERE I COME!"
Come was stretched out as a yell. The scene then shifts to an overhead view. Unikitty traveled to every place around South Park as everyone looks on in fear.
Unikitty eventually arrived at a cliffside at some rocky island. She was wearing a hooded robe and walking on a wooden cane. As she walked further, she saw a figure sitting at the edge of the cliffside.
"Newton?" She wheezed.
Unikitty's eyes were bloodshot. She fell to her knees, dragging herself forward to "Newton".
"Newton... Newton... After so much seeking, I can finally end this game." She wheezed.
Unikitty then pulled out a tag.
"I can finally say that you... are..."
She then placed the tag on "Newton".
"Found!" She laughed.
"Newton" was knocked away from the tag. "He" was then sent falling over the edge.
"Newt!" Unikitty gasped.
A silhouette of "Newton" was falling into the water below.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Unikitty screamed.
SPLASH!
Everyone gathered around at a funeral. A picture of Newton can be seen on a casket. Everyone was on the verge of tears, but the worst was to Unikitty.
"Hide and seek is over. And I have lost. I lost my Newton!" She said somberly.
Unikitty's face turned blue as she cried.
"I'll always remember him as a friend..." Stan added solemnly.
Unikitty stopped him.
"I've done too much. It's just me and him. You do not have anything to do with this! I want to spend as much time with him as possible before he's..." Unikitty wept.
A puddle of tears surrounded her.
"I'm so sorry, Newton!" Unikitty said.
At that moment, someone walked in. That, someone, was Newton.
"GAH! A zombie!" Unikitty screamed.
"No, I'm not a zombie," Newton said. "I'm very much alive."
"But-but Newt! I saw you fall off a cliff!"
"Um, I was never even at the cliff," Newton said.
Newton then opened the casket. A statue of a unicorn was there.
"You thought I was a statue?"
"I don't get it. I've looked all over for you. Where have you been?" She said.
"I was right there the whole time. Don't you remember?"
Cut to previous scenes of Unikitty searching for Newton. She was so caught up looking that she didn't even see Newton right there.
"Wow, I was so caught up on finding you that I became disillusioned!" She said.
"Um, I never have seen you using a word greater than 3 syllables," Newton said.
Unikitty then hugged him.
"You're the best hider of all time!" She exclaimed.
"Whaaaaaaaattttt?" Newton said.
"This is amazing! You're alive!"
"Hooray!" cheered everyone.
"You wanna know the best part?" Unikitty added, breaking the hug.
"What is it?" Newton said.
"It's that I'm not it anymore, you are!" Unikitty said.
Everyone cheered again, but Newton stopped everything.
"You wanna know what's weird?" Newton said.
"What?"
"You never found Peter."
"What? But he was tagged. I found my sticker in him." Unikitty said.
"Peter would play things very smartly," Newton said. "He could put that sticker on to dupe you."
"I'm sure he wouldn't do that," Unikitty said.
Before anyone could say anything further, a figure appeared.
"Hey, it's Magi-Chan!" Chris said.
"Guys, you need to come with me!" He said. "Bring everyone in South Park with you!"
THE END.
