Several days later. Francis driving Cletus though Liberty City on stagewagon. A few other cops around them on horse back. All around them, it's like THE PURGE. Everyone in town barbarically killing each other. Some being eaten by wild dogs. And one is chased by a friggin Grizzly Bear. The town is all on fire, mostly cars. It's like the apolocpise. There's also some signs of Cletus with a No Symbol over it.
"Ahh, another beautiful day." Cletus said calmly.
"If you say so sir." Francis said, still forced to wear a Jester outfit. As Cletus brought things back to the 17th century for some reason. Himself wearing a large crown. A gernade blast heard behind them and a severed arm lands on Francis, visably uncomforting him.
Suddenly Cletus sees Niko dropping Dash and Sally near a local bar, why they choose a place like LC is anyone's guess. Anywauy, Cletus immedately displays attraction to Dash. But Francis said she's married to the European in the car.
"That piece of ass is married to that tall glass of poop juice?! Well not if I have anything to say about it! A woman of that caliber should be married to a King! I'm going to have him exiled to the farthest corner of the world! And then she'll be all mine!" Cletus rants angrily. Francis replies with, "Sir, I can give you 12 different reasons why that won't work, just leave it alo-"
"What about her? She married!?" Cletus asked, pointing at Sally.
"Well, no, but I don't think you should go down that roa-"
"Shut up Francis! I'll make her my wife, wait here." Cletus said, hoping off the stagewagon.
"Sir, you already have a town, you really need a wife?" Asked one of the cops. In response Cletus pulls out a modern pistol and shoots him dead. "Any other questions?" Cletus asked dryly. Nobody says anything.
"Good." Cletus said, and walks towards the girls. Just as Niko drives off.
Cop: [Regarding Cletus] Why is he such a jerk to everybody?
Francis: Because, he has a very very small penis...I've seen it actually an-and it's like, you don't even wanna make fun of it. Y'know it's just...medically fascinating.
Cop: I kinda wanna see it.
Francis: Yeah it's like that one grape in the bunch, that never got to be a grape.
Cletus approaches the Lucia sisters and demands Sally be his wife. Both girls tell Cletus that's not how things work. But instead of givingup, Cletus decides to take another approach. And he shoots Dashlene right in the neck with the pistol from earlier, forcing Sally to agree or he'll kill Dash. Which ends up working. And Dashie left there on the ground, while the riots continued around the city. Though she ends up crawling to a hospital. Which is less busy than you'd expect it to be.
Yeah, Cletus is that kinda person.. In fact, my efforts of making him that "immature troll" is because otherwise all we have is some awful awful person. Maybe one of the most evil characters in this series..
