Kaiba was staring out of a window at the ground very far below. King Kai's house looked like a pebble to him. Oh yeah, that's right, they are all playing tag on King Kai's planet. Sakura and Sasuke hide in his refrigerator. It's very ninja. Kenshin runs in circles on Snake Way. No one ever knows where Chi-Chi goes. Some question if she really exists at all. Maybe she's just a figment of everyone's imagination because Goku wanted a wife really bad and he's a magic monkey man, so it didn't matter that his human form thought marriage was food.
"What did you think I'd do, Yugi?" Kaiba asked while pulling on comically large levers from the giant cockpit he stood in. The levers were like what you would see in a crane, but were as tall as Kaiba's hip. But what Kaiba is really driving is a Blue-Eyes White Mech the size of Godzilla. I don't think it can actually fit on King Kai's planet, so like, one leg is on Snake Way. Yeah.
"Honestly, Kaiba, I kinda thought you'd make yourself a Blue-Eyes White Mech Suit," Yugi responded, from in Kaiba's head. Oh great, so I hear voices too, now, Kaiba thought. The others were all like, "Just roll with it. We are." But Kaiba was all like, "I meant Yugi. Am I insane, or am I really haunted by a gay ancient pharaoh?"
"What do you think I'm wearing?" Kaiba said, smirking epically to himself. He tapped on the glass visor of his helmet.
"You're really wearing your Kaibaman Constume. Wow. Just. Wow, Kaiba," Yugi said, shaking his head.
"Oh, go jerk yourself off," Kaiba said, his grin widening. Now, he thought, he could give his wife a magic android body. That was wicked sweet.
Oh yeah, I forgot to write the scene where Kaiba gets possessed by the fused soul of Yugi and Yami.
"It's fine as it is," Kaiba says while pulling levers, pretending to be Kaiba from the story. "It's not really an important detail to explain. We get it."
"Maybe," Yugi says, pointing at all the interruptions in the opening scene. "But that point kind of gets lost in all this gibberish. It's really distracting."
"Fuck it. There's no point explaining it now."
Apparently Kaiba is funding the project. And he's really cheap. Just look at the first movie.
He gets to keep the Kaiba man costume.
You might think that's not a big deal, but that thing actually works.
((SKIP THIS! SERIOUSLY!))(SKIP)(SKIP)
(Then Yugi turns to Kaiba and says, "You are the true Duel King, and I'm totally gay."))
((UNSKIP! SERIOUSLY!))((UNSKIP))
"One more thing," Kaiba says, revealing his face from behind the script. He puts it down and writes above this stuff: ^^^^
"No."
Yugi actually gets paid more than Kaiba, since he's the main character and Japan pays them both for their magic and technology developments.
"That is such bullshit!" Kaiba shouts.
"We live in an age of entertainment. Deal with it."
"But Tesla! Microsoft! Apple!"
"What universe do you think we are in, Kaiba? We're not part of the author's world."
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So, Kaiba and Yugi are now self-aware, too.
