Episode 6: Alberta Calls
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Uncharted, we traveled to our first revisited location of the season, Switzerland! The teams got to work building whatever they could to ride down the dangerous hill and try to survive. The first team to cross the finish line was the Lions, and the Wolves finally came in last. Lucky for them, it was a reward challenge. It's also lucky for me because I get the fun job of watching them bicker. How entertaining! Speaking of bickering, there was a lot of it. Gwen forgave Courtney after feeling similar feelings as Courtney did back on season three. The two finally forgave each other. Alliance, anyone? Gwen suggested that she might break up with Duncan and admitted that she kind of liked Trent. Courtney saved Duncan's life when Sierra tackled him when he threw a rabid goat at Cody, and no one went home. Will someone go home on this intense episode? It's likely, but there's only one way to find out. Stay tuned, because this is Total Drama Uncharted!
*Theme song*
*Campers are in economy class*
Owen: Hey, Noah! Check it!
*Owen pulls weiner out of pocket*
Noah: How long have you carried that around for?
Owen: Since we got out of Switzerland.
Noah: It smells like my dog having a bowel movement.
Owen: That's the good part, you see.
*Owen eats sausage whole*
Owen: Oh, yeah. That was good. Really adds to the authenticity.
Noah: I can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
*Courtney wakes up lying on Duncan*
*Duncan laughs*
Duncan: Morning, sunshine.
Courtney: Ah! Get off me!
Duncan: I tried. You wouldn't let go of me.
Courtney: Yeah, right. I hope Gwen sees this so she can pummel you.
*Gwen is sleeping*
Courtney: Never mind.
Duncan: Quit trying to break us up.
Courtney: I'm not! I just-
Heather: Oh, shut it, Courtney. It's so obvious.
*Tyler nods*
Tyler: Weak. Super weak.
Duncan: Maybe next time, princess.
*Ezekiel wakes up*
DJ: Hey, man.
*Ezekiel stands up and stretches*
*Cut to confessional*
DJ: Probably won't be long before he's back to normal. I just hope I last long enough to see it.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Trent starts playing guitar*
*Gwen wakes up*
Gwen: Nice song.
*Trent smiles*
*Chris walks in*
Chris: Enough with the love and happiness. Time for the challenge, helpless victims!
*Campers groan*
Chris: Let me go tell the winners. I'll be right back.
*Cut to first class*
*Izzy sighs in relief*
Izzy: This is the life.
Bridgette: You can say that again.
*Chris walks in*
Chris: Challenge time!
Alejandro: Already?
Chris: Yeah! Get your butts over to the cargo hold. This one's gonna be good.
Lindsay: Uh-oh.
Geoff: Not good, dudes.
*Cut to cargo hold*
Harold: Gosh! You think Chris would hurry it up a little?
Leshawna: How long does it take to land this thing?
*Loudspeaker blares*
Chris: Attention passengers! We are currently landing in our next location!
*Plane lands on pad on a white building next to a tightrope*
*Contestants exit*
Harold: Cool! Is that a tightrope?
Chris: No, Harold, it is not. Welcome to Banff National Park!
*Crickets chirp*
Geoff: Where?
Chris: Banff National Park? Alberta?
Alejandro: Were we not in Alberta already?
Chris: Yes, yes you were, but this time, we're visiting a different location.
Tyler: What's with the tightrope?
Courtney: Did you not hear Chris? It's not a tightrope.
Owen: If it's not a tightrope, what is it?
Chris: I was just about to explain that. Here we stand at the entrance of the Banff gondola ride.
Justin: Uh, hello? There isn't a gondola ride without a-
Chris: Justin, it would really do me a big favor if you shut up.
*Justin opens mouth as if to speak*
*Justin closes his mouth*
Chris: Thank you. Okay, as you can see, there are no gondolas. That's because we made the gondola track into something even better - a zipline!
Izzy: Cool!
Chris: Each team will have one of their members go down the zipline. If you fall down into the valley, it's probably gonna kill you, so choose wisely.
*Cut to Bears*
Trent: We've got to choose whoever has the best grip.
Cody: You know, I'm not so-
Sierra: Cody! I nominate Cody!
Justin: I was thinking Trent could do it. He's got good grip.
Gwen: It's true.
Sierra: Cody is doing it.
*DJ and Ezekiel look at each other*
DJ: I'm up for it, too.
Cody: Don't worry, dudes. The code meister's got this.
*Sierra squeals*
*Cut to confessional*
Cody: That's my chance to make sure that my team knows what the code meister's really made of! Plus, it gives me a chance to get away from Sierra, and I could really use that right about now.
*Cody shudders*
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to Lions*
Izzy: This is totally my thing!
Geoff: Cool. Izzy can do it.
Izzy: Alright! This is just like Tarzan!
*Cut to Wolves*
Tyler: Dudes, I've totally got this! We used to do ziplines in gymnastics back home all the time!
Duncan: Gymnastics? You're almost as big of a loser as Harold.
Harold: I'll have you know, gymnastics is a very manly sport.
Leshawna: Will you two quit fighting? Tyler, you've got this, man.
Chris: Good. We've got our three zipliners. Now, the rules. Down below on the hill are many lines, and depending on where you land, you will be awarded a certain amount of points. The father you go, the more points you earn. However, there are many difficulties to face. For one, Chef will be at the bottom shooting you.
Sierra: With what?
Chris: I'm glad you asked, Sierra. Chef will be shooting rock hard apples!
*Courtney gulps*
Harold: I'm violently-
Chris: Yes, yes. We know. Luckily, Tyler's volunteered to do it for you.
Tyler: Yeah!
Courtney: Please tell me Chef isn't blindfolded.
Chris: No, he isn't. He'd probably hit you either way. Another thing, the tee bar may or may not be heavily greased, and you will likely hit lots of branches on your way down. The team with the most amount of points after all three go will get a significant advantage in the next challenge. Cody, you're up first, man. Everyone who isn't ziplining, let's go down and watch.
*Cody smiles and points to himself*
*Cut ahead*
*Cody stands under tee bar*
*Everyone else watches from below*
Sierra: You've got this, Cody!
Justin: Just ignore the apples!
Chris: And… go!
*Cody goes down zipline as team cheers*
*Chef is at the bottom with apple launcher*
*Chef shoots and hits Cody a few times*
Cody: Ow! What are those made of?
*Cody hits a branch*
Sierra: Cody!
Cody: I'm okay!
*Cody begins slipping*
Cody: Uh-oh.
Justin: That's not gonna end well.
Gwen: You can say that again.
*Cody slips and falls*
Cody: Ahhhhh!
*Sierra gasps*
*Cody lands on 50 point mark*
Cody: Oh…
*Sierra runs over*
Sierra: Cody, are you alright?
Cody: I'm fine, Sierra.
*Chris turns on megaphone*
Chris: Cody, that's 50 points! Pretty good if you ask me! Izzy, you're up!
Izzy: Yeah!
*Izzy goes down zipline as team cheers*
Izzy: Woohoo!
Bridgette: Go Izzy!
Lindsay: Alright!
Alejandro: You can do it!
*Apples hit Izzy's head*
Izzy: That was fun!
Chris: What the heck is wrong with her?
*Chef shrugs*
Chef: Probably dropped on the head when she was born.
*Izzy hits branch*
Izzy: Oof!
*Chef shoots more apples at Izzy*
*Izzy giggles*
Chef: Girl just won't fall!
*Izzy hits head on a tree branch and falls*
Izzy: Woohoo!
*Izzy hits ground*
Izzy: Oof!
*Chris turns on megaphone*
Chris: We have a new highscore! 80 points from Izzy! Lions are in the lead!
*Lions cheer*
Noah: You've got this, Tyler!
Owen: You're the man!
Heather: Don't lose!
Chris: Tyler, you're up, man!
Tyler: Sweet!
*Tyler goes down zipline*
Tyler: Woo!
Chef: This might sting a bit.
*Chef shoots apple*
*Apple hits Tyler in the kiwis*
Tyler: Ow!
*Tyler falls*
Tyler: Ahhhhhhh!
*Tyler hits ground*
Tyler: Oof!
*Chef snickers*
Chef: Bullseye!
*Courtney facepalms*
*Chris turns on megaphone*
*Chris laughs*
Chris: 20 points! Way to go, Tyler!
Tyler: Aw, man!
Harold: Nice going. Your feet were at the worst possible angle, considering the amount of acceleration needed to-
*Harold gets hit with an apple in the back of his head*
Duncan: That was for your own good.
Chris: Thank you, Duncan. Now, time for the next challenge. Lions, you get the advantage.
*Cut to Alberta Falls*
Chris: Here we are at none other than Alberta Falls. This also happens to be the site of the next challenge. You guys will get into one of these three lifeboats and use the oars to steer your way down the falls and cross the finish line. Of course, there are lots of rocks, and the river runs really fast, so good luck. Oh, yeah. Lions, you get a thirty second head start. Bears go fifteen seconds after them, and the Wolves will go after another fifteen seconds has gone by.
Courtney: Thanks a lot, Tyler.
*Cut ahead*
*Teams are in their lifeboats*
Chris: Lions, go!
*Lions speed off into the rapids*
*Chris eyes watch as teams wait anxiously*
Chris: Bears, you're up.
*Bears speed off into the rapids*
*Chris eyes watch as Wolves wait anxiously*
Chris: Losers, go ahead.
Tyler: Hey!
*Wolves speed off into the rapids*
Courtney: Go faster!
Heather: Do you think we could possibly go faster?
*Water splashes her in the face*
Owen: Rock!
*Team screams*
*They hit a rock and lifeboat goes flying*
*They land next to Bears*
Justin: What the? When did you guys get here?
Noah: Trust me, I'm not sure, either.
*Izzy screams from up ahead*
*Cut to Lions*
Alejandro: Izzy, be quiet!
Izzy: Ooh, okay!
*Izzy closes mouth*
Geoff: We're almost there, dudes!
Bridgette: We're not losing today!
Lindsay: Wow! Two in a row! We're such a good team!
Alejandro: Amigos, you might want to hold on.
Lindsay: Huh?
*Lions come up upon waterfall*
Geoff: Uh-oh.
*They go down and scream*
*They land in still water*
Lindsay: Why aren't we moving?
Bridgette: The water's not rushing anymore!
Alejandro: Keep rowing!
*They row*
*Wolves and Bears race neck and neck*
*Bears are slightly ahead*
Harold: If we keep going at this rate, we'll lose.
Leshawna: And how do you propose we win?
Duncan: By playing dirty.
*Heather snickers*
*Heather and Duncan high five*
*Cut to confessional*
Heather: I like Duncan's strategy. Finally, a competitor I can respect, and don't even mention Alejandro.
*Cut to confessional*
Duncan: Heather's kind of a queen bee, but she's pretty alright to work with at times.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Bears are racing*
Sierra: Is that a waterfall?
Justin: That is not good.
*Cody gulps*
*Cut to Lions*
*Lions row onto shore*
Geoff: There's the finish line!
*Lions run and cross the finish line*
Chris: Lions, nice. You're in first for the second time in a row.
*Lions cheer*
Lindsay: We did it!
*Lindsay and Izzy hug*
Izzy: All thanks to Izzy's sweet ziplining skills!
Geoff: Nice work down there, Izz.
*They high five*
Lindsay: I think I see the other teams at the top of the waterfall!
*Cut to top of waterfall*
*Bears and Wolves race*
Courtney: Hurry up, Duncan!
Leshawna: Use your knife!
Duncan: Guys, I have a plan.
Heather: Steer behind their boat!
Duncan: Exactly what I was thinking.
*Duncan and Heather fist bump*
*Team steers behind Bears*
Gwen: What are they doing behind us?
Trent: I don't know.
*Sierra looks behind*
*Duncan pulls out knife*
*Sierra gasps*
Sierra: They're gonna sabotage us!
*Sierra tackles Duncan and lands on Wolf boat*
*Sierra and Duncan fight*
Heather: Duncan, give it to me!
*Duncan hands knife to Heather*
*Duncan continues fighting*
*Heather stabs boat and makes a hole*
Courtney: Alright!
*Boat flattens out*
Trent: Jump!
*Bears jump down waterfall*
*Bears start swimming*
*Duncan pushes Sierra into edge of boat*
Owen: Here it comes!
*Wolves fall down waterfall*
*Wolves land*
Courtney: I don't think we'll reach them in time.
Leshawna: No use in giving up. Everyone paddle!
*They start paddling and race Bears*
*Sierra and Duncan continue fighting*
Sierra: This is for Cody!
*They continue fighting*
*Bears reach shore and run to finish line*
Justin: Yeah!
Cody: We won!
Chris: Woah, woah, woah. Not so fast, Bears. You're missing someone.
*Cody gasps*
Cody: Sierra! Is she alright.
*DJ points to Wolves boat*
DJ: She's on their boat.
Trent: She could still make it.
*Wolves reach shore*
*Wolves run to finish line*
*Sierra and Duncan are missing*
Harold: Hey, where are Duncan and Sierra?
*Sierra pins Duncan to the floor*
Courtney: Who's gonna help him?
*Crickets chirp*
Courtney: Do I have to do everything around here?
*Courtney runs and tackles Sierra into the boat*
Courtney: Run!
*Duncan runs*
*Courtney and Sierra race*
*Duncan crosses finish line*
*Courtney crosses finish line right before Sierra*
*Wolves cheer*
Chris: Wolves, second place. Bears, looks like you lost. Someone's going home.
*Cody gulps*
*Cut to confessional*
Cody: As much as I like my personal space, I think Sierra's in danger, and I'm thinking that I've gotta use my brain to get far this time. I'm keeping her around. Maybe I'll form an alliance and vote off Trent. That way, I can get the girl.
*Cody winks*
*Cut to confessional*
Justin: I'm siding with Cody and Sierra today. They'll be easy to convince.
*Cut to confessional*
DJ: I think Sierra's got to go. My man Cody deserves his personal space.
*Cut out of confessional*
*Cut to elimination ceremony*
Chris: Bears, time to throw someone out this excuse we call a plane. Stamp the passport in the loser bathroom of whoever you want off the team. The person with the most votes will be eliminated.
*Cut to confessional*
*Cody and Sierra stamp Trent*
*Cut to confessional*
*Trent stamps Sierra*
*Cut to confessional*
*Justin stamps Trent*
*Cut out of confessional*
*Chef wheels in cart of pretzels*
Chris: The votes have arrived. This was a close one. If you receive a bag of pretzels, you're safe. First, let's look at who might be a target. Zeke, you're not even full human yet. Gwen, you're involved with Duncan, who is a registered cheater.
*Gwen frowns*
Gwen: Shut up.
Chris: Sierra, you lost the challenge and live off of Cody's shoes.
Sierra: Can you blame me?
Chris: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can. Okay, pretzels go to DJ, Justin, Cody, Ezekiel, and Gwen.
*Chris throws pretzels*
*DJ and Ezekiel fist bump*
Chris: That leaves Sierra, probably for being a creepy stalk-
Sierra: I prefer to go by knowledgeable superfan.
Chris: Fine, that leaves Sierra, probably for being a knowledgeable superfan, and Trent for, uh, well…
Trent: For what?
Chris: Honestly, I don't know. Just take the pretzels.
*Chris throws pretzels at Trent*
Sierra: Wait, I'm out?
Chris: If I'm not mistaken, you're the only one without a bag of pretzels.
Sierra: Well, I guess I can work on my blog now. I'll miss all of you. Especially you, Cody.
*Sierra hugs him*
*Cody pauses and sighs*
*Cody hugs her back and smiles*
Cody: If it makes you feel better, I didn't vote for you this time.
Sierra: I knew you wouldn't.
Chris: Uh, guys? This is sweet, but we're on a schedule here.
*Sierra stops hugging Cody*
Sierra: Okay, I'm ready.
Chris: You might want this.
*Chris throws parachute at Sierra*
Sierra: Bye, everyone! Bye, Total Drama Uncharted!
*Cody waves*
*Sierra smiles at him and salutes*
*Sierra cannonballs out*
Sierra: Weeeee!
*Chris puts his ear up to the door and listens*
Chris: Okay, now that this show got 90 percent less creepy, I can officially say that next episode will be even more exciting. How will Cody fare without his creepy stalker girlfriend? What will happen between the unstable relationship of Gwen and Duncan? Are they even still together? Doesn't really seem like it.
Gwen: I can hear you, you know.
Chris: Yup, I'm aware. Stay tuned for the most dramatic episode yet! All coming to you next time on Total Drama Uncharted!
*Credits*
