Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.
Easter Throughout the Years
How the hell does a bunny lay eggs!?
Haru: 2 years old
Haru was participating in a neighborhood Easter egg hunt. Shuichi and Shukichi both proclaimed to be too old for such an event but they stayed with their parents and watched Haru. Tsutomu was taking several photos and was crying tears of joy. He so desperately wanted to gather all the Easter eggs in the entire world for his precious baby boy, but Mary threatened to knock him out if he tried to interfere.
Haru didn't really care about Easter. He didn't want to participate in the Easter egg hunt but after seeing his father's large puppy eyes filled with joy at the thought of Haru finally experiencing his first egg hunt, Haru couldn't refuse. He originally intended to just wander around the neighborhood a bit before claiming to be tired so that they would take him home.
But now he had a new plan. The egg hunt hosts had announced that there was one plastic egg that had £40. Now Haru was determined to find that plastic egg. He hurriedly ran around and looked carefully for the plastic eggs. There were other plastic eggs that contained stickers and small toys, but Haru could care less about those. He just tossed them into his basket along with a few dyed hard boiled eggs.
Then he spotted another plastic egg and snatched it up. Upon opening it, his eyes lit up. He had found the forty pounds. He let out squeals of joy and ran to his parents else could see the money. Screw the rest of the Easter egg hunt, he was content with his cash. He had been walking for a while and now he just wanted to take a nap.
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Michael: 1 years old
"Shuichi-kun, you have to do it," Akemi said. "We already bought and received the suit. Michael is also very eager to meet the Easter Bunny,"
"I don't want to wear it," Akai whined. "Why don't you wear it?"
"Because you were the one who lost the bet," Akemi smiled. "Besides, it'd look baggy on me while it's a perfect fit for you,"
"Where Easter Bunny?" The one year old boy looked around. "Mommy? Daddy? No Easter Bunny?"
"T-The Easter Bunny had to take a detour to Australia," Akai lied. "He needed a new boomerang,"
"No Easter Bunny?" Michael teared up but didn't let them fall. "Okay, Easter Bunny busy," He sniffled and plopped down in front of the television screen, pretending to watch the cartoons.
"Shuichi-kun," Akemi folded her arms and gave her boyfriend a disapproving look.
"Give me the suit…"
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"Easter Bunny! Easter Bunny!" Michael cheered as he excitedly ran up to his father who wore a white cartoon rabbit suit.
"Michael, I've got a surprise for you," Akai held up a basket. "A basket full of Easter goodies!"
Michael's eyes lit up and he hugged the rabbit plushy with all of his strength. He then grabbed the giant chocolate rabbit and unwrapped it. He happily munched on the rabbit's ears. "Yay, bunny's deaf now!"
"Michael, did you just say yay because it was deaf?" Akemi asked, thinking she had misheard.
"No," Michael shook his head innocently. "Yay bunny head yum!" He finished eating the entire head before turning to the Easter Bunny. "How do bunnies lay eggs?"
"Uh…"
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Haru: 19 years old
Haru sucked at painting. He could draw amazing sketches, but he couldn't paint at all to save his life. Whether he used tempura, acrylic, or watercolor, everything he touched with his brush just turned into a mess of muddled colors. That meant he also sucked at painting eggs, which was a common activity done during Easter time.
Haru groaned. "Why do I have to be subject to this torture?"
"This isn't torture," Jonah told him. "This is a very fun activity that our kids wanted to do since the Easter egg hunt was canceled due to heavy rain,"
"Mine looks like modern art," Haru said monotonously. "I could sell this abstract for a million dollars,"
"You probably can," Jonah shrugged. "People buy a bunch of weird paintings. I mean, someone got fifteen million dollars for white paint on a white canvas,"
Haru's eyes grew as large as saucers. "We need white paint and white canvasses right away! Then we'll need to sell them at art auctions!" He stared down at the eggs. "Wait, let's be slightly out of the ordinary. White paint on white eggs! Brilliant! We'll be rich in no time!"
"Haru, don't be ridiculous," Jonah said.
"Ridiculous?" Haru frowned. "I'm not being rid—how the blood hell did you get your entire face covered in paint in a few seconds? I literally just look down at the eggs for around five seconds and you somehow got paint all over your face?"
"At least I'm neater than Subaru," Jonah pointed at the now rainbow haired man who was covered in paint from head to toe.
Subaru wasn't even painting eggs. The Detective Boys accidentally got him splattered with paint.
