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Jack was measuring the hole as he knelt on the floor by the wall, Ianto sitting back with Angel who was watching her husband as he 'helped' with a pen and paper to write down the measurements as they needed to fix this quickly.
"So… Monkey was it?" Ianto finally asked with a bland expression like it was nothing at all to find a huge hole in the wall of his son's holiday house.
"How did you guess?" Curtis asked "Walter's arse is slightly larger."
"hmmmm."
"It's a bum hole" Monkey said helpfully "Can you bung up a bum hole?"
Imp was the first to snigger at his bestie, the eye rolling of the other children telling Ianto this joke had been used several times already this morning.
"Well. Depends on the bum. Might need a good paddling with a hard piece of wood" Ianto said with the same bland expression and more giggling as Monkey was shoved from behind and he grinned at Ianto.
"Right, this will mean a drive into the town to get supplies. We need a sheet of wall board for a start." Jack stood and hitched up his pants "I don't' think I have the right tools for this."
"we need at least another hammer" Ton agreed, hitching up his own pants and frowning as he took a hero stance next to his father who knelt again to double check "maybe more nails?"
"Yes son. Make a list will ya?" Jack asked as he rose and started to look for the culprit but Money was on to him and had already run for it with squeals of glee, the other children following him.
Jack looked at Ianto and asked "coming love?"
"Sure" Ianto rose, then looked for Hawk.
"It's OK. He's being baby Jesus" Curtis pointed and Ianto turned to see his little boy sitting in a box making baby crying noises as other kids romped about in robes "See? The rest are…ah …"
"Certainly no wise men at least" Ianto muttered and Curtis sniggered as he watched Ianto shake his head then head after his husband with Ton leading ghte way to the SUV.
Ianto slowed as Maisey ran to catch up and Jack lifted her into the back seat.
Then they took off and Ianto watched Walter from the passenger seat as he angrily stomped back inside.
Oh boy.
