"Tell me what has been troubling you, child" The woman spoke to Jeb! who was in a dark room staring gazily into a crystal ball.

"Well, it's a lot of things."

"The orb can see all. Do not feel afraid to speak your truth young one. Unleash your turmoil, so I may deliver unto you positive vibes."

"Well Marianne, I guess I can start at the beginning."

Marianne wiggles her fingers spookily as we are taken into the orb. "Dodododoododododododododododododo"

"Congratulations Mr. Bush, it's a boy"

"Thanks I hate it" George Bush but the older one said.

"Hey, thats me as a baby!" Jeb! said.

"Yes, it seems that you were indeed born as a baby" Marianne noted in her notepad. "I take it you did not have a great relationship with your father."

"No, he was never proud of me."

"Your father had already made up his mind, from the moment you were born. He is not a man worthy of your thoughts." Marianne shot George with a positive vibe beam which she can do.

The hospital shifts to a desert town. A young Jeb! is running around chasing his brother. Famous actor John Wayne looked over the children. "You wanna hear my impression of John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving?" John Wayne said.

"Yeah!" the Bushes cheered.

"Happy first Thanksgiving, Pilgrim!" John Wayne said. John Wayne gave a "Yee Haw" and fired his gun six times into the air. Each bullet his a vulture which fell from the sky dead. One landed on Jeb!'s face and he began crying as ten year olds tend to do sometimes.

"Now son, cryin's for girls and thats' bad" said John Wayne who's movies really have not aged well at all.

George Bush punched Jeb! in the face, causing Jeb! to cry more.

"Why'd you do that?" Jeb! sobbed.

George flicked a booger that he had just picked, "Dunno"

"Thas' a thing a real man does" said John Wayne who is racist, "Violence is fun and cool".

A dust cloud started building up in the distance, as four figures rapidly approached the town.

"Now ya'll get inside now, I got some company."

"Seems like you had some pretty bad role models" Marianne said as the battle rages in the background.

"Yeah, looking back it seems like John Wayne was giving some pretty toxic advice."

"Let us cleanse this toxicity with the powerful of good vibes" Marianne put her hands on the orb and her fingers began to glow. She placed a finger on young Jeb!'s head.

The young Jeb! was now older, sitting in a bathtub while Marco Rubio was sitting in an adjacent bathtub.

"I didn't know you could speak Spanish" Marco said in Spanish but I am translating it into English.

"I taught English a few years in Mexico after High School" Jeb! said.

"Well aren't you a regular 'Mr. Worldwide'" said Marco.

"It's not too impressive" Jeb! blushed.

"No, I mean it! Not everyone has the dedication to learn a second language. That takes some real hard work!"

"Well, that would make one thing in my life I got through hard work" Jeb! sighed, "I just want to accomplish something with my own merit, rather than because of my father or my brother. I just want people to see me as Jeb! and not just George Bush's son."

"You should be taking advantage of these opportunities! Sure you have the family history, but if you can get into office you can do some real good for this country. People will remember you for the things you do. What about that Florida governorship your brother was talking to you about? That's an actual elected position, you can't just be appointed."

"I'm worried about my brother, though. He's running for president next year, which is the year 2000, and I know he's going to want something out of this deal. He's always like that."

"What's the worst that could happen?" Marco giggled.

Marco's body shifts into George W Bush's. "Well howdy Jeb! How's my favorite brother? Hey, thanks for helping me steal the White House, I owe you big for that one."

"You seem to be riddled by guilt" Marianne noted.

"I undermined our democracy, I played a role in orchestrating a coup against the legitimate government." Jeb! sighed. "There's really no redemption from that."

"Perhaps not, but it does not help anyone to dwell on it. You may not be able to fully atone for what you did, but you must still prove your change through actions. You can never truly pay for it by doing nothing. But I think you already knew that. That is why you are where you are now. You're helping Obama defeat the Donald."

"Yes!" Jeb! clenched his fist. "I would follow Obama to the ends of the Earth! He is my friend, and I will never abandon my friends! Never again!"

Marianne placed her hand on Jeb!'s forehead, "You will be blessed with positive vibes. Go forth and spread your vibes to your friends. For love overcomes hate, and your love for your friends will outshine the black hole of the Donald's heart!"

"Thank you Orb Mother!" Jeb! felt rejuvenated. He turned around and saw Dark Jeb!.

"You have no power over me." Jeb! said firmly.

"I am you!" Dark Jeb! hissed.

"Not Anymore!" Jeb! unleashed his vibes unto Dark Jeb!, completely engulfing him in positive energy.

"You can't ignore me! I will always be here!"

"You will never have power over me! Even if I have to fight you every day for the rest of my life. I am in control of my own destiny. You can't stop that!"

"AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" Dark Jeb! screamed as the light continues to envelope him. Fading away until nothing but a small speck remained. Jeb! picked up the speck and placed it into his shirt pocket next to his turtle.

He turned to Marianne and smiled, "My friends are waiting for me!"