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Daisuke swallowed the lump in his throat as he looked at the paper in his hand. He didn't know why, but the big boss had called everyone today. It had been months since the last filming of "Isle of the Damned" and he was beginning to grow worried. His fellow cast members hadn't heard a peep from the higher ups, and despite everything, they were still getting paid, as if they were filming. He sat in the front row, along with Charlotte, his cast friend turned girlfriend and now fiance. Next to her sat Shiro and his wife Mackenzie, who was expecting another child in the coming months. To his right, sat Miyaki, another lead actress who had scored a role in the upcoming series "Hope Hills Preparatory Academy's New Semester of Killing." she had been excitedly chatting with her friend Peter, who had also landed a leading role in that production. Behind him were the rest of his friends and cast-mates, all sitting in neat little rows, totalling 20, though the 20th seat was currently vacant. He wondered who that seat belonged too, and where the last few remaining cast members were, seeing as they were missing entirely.
"What do you think this is about?" Charlotte asked, a worried look on her face. She placed a hand on her swollen belly, a frown on her face. "It won't be long until Persephone is born, I won't be able to act for much longer."
"I'm sure they'll let us know what's going on. You just gotta stay positive, alright dear?" he said, giving her a smile. She nodded, giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Man… what are the odds that you and Kenzie would get pregnant at the same time huh?" Shiro said, looking away from his cellphone. He was still dressed like a cute girl, a style he wasn't going to be giving up any time soon. "Weird huh? It all happened after that big budget sex scene."
"I'm willing to bet that kid belongs to Daisuke… I mean, and Kenzie went at it as well." Miyaki said, having opened up her Instagram app. She stifled with the camera for a few moments, taking a picture for her fans. "Wouldn't surprise me if you had a little Spaniard swimming around in there, Kenzie."
"It doesn't matter." the platinum blonde said, a smile on her face. "Even if it isn't Shiro's I'll love them all the same. I knew the risks… besides, we are all living together. So Daisuke can man up and take care of this child too."
"Ah geez…. I should have worn a condom, but no… corporate wanted real money shots because those sell to the audiences… what a fucking joke."
"Could be worse." Alice said, piping up from the back row. Her accent was easily recognizable amongst the crowd. She was a beautiful, bombshell of a blonde, and one of Daisuke's oldest friends. "You could end up doing a sex scene with someone you absolutely loathe. I feel bad for Tiana… poor girl has gone through hell."
"But she's taking care of Annabelle after her parents had that car crash. She's doing a lot better… can't say the same about that deadbeat of a boyfriend of hers. Eh… it doesn't matter.. She'll find a good strong man soon enough." Diego added happily. He had his arm wrapped around Dalila's waist, the young woman resting her head on his shoulder.
"Isn't it weird how we were all suddenly called here?" Seisha asked, tugging on his shark costume. The teenager had been forced to wear it for his particular role, and had been rather annoyed whenever he was forced to be in it. "I haven't heard from Eris or Riku, they dropped off the face of the planet, same with Kate."
"I heard Kate was in rehab... " Kanemoto said, looking up from her Nintendo Switch. She was playing Pokemon Shield, trying to keep her ranking in the Battle Tower up. She was the only one who used her actual profession in her acting, and it showed. "Turns out, after we ended filming in August, she got into this nasty habit of sniffing bathsalts. Heard she ate some dude's face in Florida."
"Jesus Christ." Mariana cried, eyes widening in surprise. "Is she alright?"
"Hell if I know… she took her "Zombie Nurse" role way too far. The dude she ate made it, but the old couple didn't… heard she's still being charged for double homicide. As for Riku… he was boasting about some role he got in another production. Tranquil Tower or some shit? I dunno. He seemed happy."
"What a fucking loser." Lars said, sipping his coffee. He was in a pressed business suit, sifting through his messages on Snapchat. "He deserted us for another production? What a joke… maybe that's the reason he isn't here?"
"I dunno man, I didn't really like that guy. Say… any of you hear from the Cast of Creatures?" Reukra asked, earning head shakes from his friends. "Weird… I haven't heard anything from them either."
"It wasn't a popular show." Haruna boasted, as she finished touching her cheeks up with some blush. She snapped her mirror closed, giving Reukra a wink. "We were the better received show… I mean, we did open our doors for non-professional actors and it went well for us. 190 reviews? The discord was flooding with comments."
"Yeah well… that director was too closed minded, had he utilized the setting more, revised the scripts and gotten some decent actors, it could have been great. Not to mentionv he didn't communicate with anyone, ended up fucking our scripts over since we "Have to keep continuity" and shit." Ashton said, scratching his head. "Wouldn't be surprised if the network shut that shit down."
The doors to the conference room finally opened, revealing the woman of the hour. In same in the showrunner and director of "Isle of the Damned" a woman renowned for her work in the Sequel Show "House of Horrors" as well as other shows, such as "Oasis of Despair" and even some of the side series.
She was a fairly tall young woman, with vibrant green hair that fell down to her hips, and was tied into matching twin tails. She had a beautiful face, with sky blue eyes that melted the hearts of millions. Her hourglass figure was to die for, and even some of the other women were jealous of her breasts and dainty waist. She was wearing a loose fitting blouse, showing off quite a bit of her cleavage, along with a pair of black shorts, fishnet stockings and combat boots. She had a clipboard in her hand and a coffee in the other. She strode calmly and confidently to the front of the room, stepping up to the podium. She cleared her throat, looking at the crowd gathered before her.
"For the record, I just wanted to remind you all that I am-"
"In fact a woman and you were never a man." everyone said in unison. The woman smiled, taking a sip of her coffee.
"Good… great!" she said happily. "For those of you that don't know me… well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you! My name is Celestia Skye Draconis, but you know me as CelestialSkyDragon. I've been in many leading productions, but by far my most devoted one was this one, Isle of the Damned. However, you've all noticed the lack of episodes being produced as of late, and that's because well…"
"Did the network cut back our funding?" Daisuke asked curiously.
"Oh no… no no no no no!" Celestia said, shaking her head. "I assure you, Mr. Fail is a genrous man. He has granted us as much funding as we need. The thing is well… the series has grown a bit stagnant. There was miscommunication with the other director, things were said and done that ended up ruining our production. We ended up having to scrap an entire plot-line because we were fucked over… I'm sure Mr. Weyer has expressed his distaste…"
"Hell yeah I have! I worked for months on that fucking ending, it was going to be great, but noo…. No! It just had to be ruined by someone else. All he had to do was ask if the Kraken could stay alive, but no… the mother fucker went ahead and used it without consulting me or the production crew. We wasted 4 million dollars on that fucking set… Goddamn it all to hell!" Lars shouted, throwing his phone against the wall. It shattered into a million tiny pieces. He reached into his pocket for another one, swiftly turning it on. "It's fine… it's fine… go on, Miss Draconis."
"Erm… right. Well… due to all of this unforeseen things, I've decided, upon months of self reflection, that Isle of the Damned is… stagnant… as such, I am cancelling production of this series."
The result was instantaneous. Cries of disdain could be heard all over the conference room. People were shouting, cursing and crying, scared about the fate of their roles.
"How could this happen? I was such an awesome actor!" Ashton cried in anger.
"How are we going to take care of our baby? We need the money from this show to keep us fed!"
"It's okay Kenzie, we'll think of something.
"Oh… this is my fault isn't it? It's because of that sex scene. My vagina wasn't completely shaved, and I didn't take that last money shot. God… I should have done more anal, people love that shit, right Dais?" Charlotte asked, causing Daisuke to chuckle, eyes widened as he tried to block out what he had just heard. Celestia raised her hand, begging for silence. She cleared her throat, donning a smile.
"However! I am also here to announce something great! I've rewritten the entire series from the ground up! I talked to Mr. Fail and he has agreed to let us reshoot. He greenlit a brand new reboot of Isle of the Damned! That's why all of you were still getting paid, because you're all recast!"
"What?" Alice cried, a look of joy on her face. "We got recast?"
"No way! That's fucking awesome dude!" Shiro said, jumping up to his feet. "I fucking love this! I was so excited for my next role after HoH was done filming. But this is even better!"
"Settle down guys, settle down. Now then, all of your roles have been tweaked. Mr. Fail has decided to reboot House of Horrors, and decided to rebrand it as "Mansion of Monsters" as such, Isle of the Damned is also being rebranded. The new name is "Island of the Forsaken" and it's slated to start sometime in July. pre production has already started, and we've got the crew starting on the sets. You will be receiving your scripts soon, but I will now announce the new leading role."
"New leading role?" Charlotte asked.
"That's right. We have our leads in you five!" Celestia said, gesturing to Daisuke, Shiro, Mackenzie, Miyaki and Charlotte. "But now we'll add a new leading lady to the cast. So let us welcome one of our guest actresses, Miss Nico Bessho!"
The doors slowly opened, revealing the smiling face of Nico. Though nervous, she happily walked into the room, greeting her castmates. "I'm so happy to be here. I thought being in Isle of the Damned was going to be a one off. But I'm so glad to hear I'm being cast full-time!"
"No way… that's fucking awesome Nikki! Welcome to the club!" Daisuke cried out. Shiro chuckled.
"Yeah, the Chadsuke club, where he screws all the hot ladies in the cast."
"Nuh-uh! Haruna is mine, you keep away from her Daisuke, I mean it!" Reukra said, burying his face in Haruna's chest.
"Oh she'll be mine… we'll see buddy… we'll see." the man chuckled darkly under his breath. Charlotte slapped his arm, glaring at him.
"Anyway… Nico will be joining the cast, taking up the last available slot. So congratulations you guys! All 20 of you are returning to the forsaken isle. I'm so excited to begin! Of course, I'll have to make sure HHPA is finished filming before I even begin work on this. We're already a couple weeks behind and I just have no interest right now… sort of got addicted to Fate so… yeah. You are all going to keep getting paid, for as long as it takes, so… yeah… enjoy yourselves! The crew put together a casting party. I'll be around to answer all of your questions!"
Everyone started clapping loudly, cheering the woman on. Celestia gratefully bowed, happy to have a wonderful cast of young actors willing to accompany her to the next production.
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"I can't believe all of us got recast… isn't that awesome sweetheart?" Charlotte asked, earning a nod from Daisuke, who was nursing his glass of punch. All around, the crew members were walking around the studio, moving cameras around and props. It was a busy day, as everyone started transitioning into "Island of the Forsaken".
"It is… and we all get to play our previous roles. I'm curious to see what Celestia came up with for us." he said, sipping his punch. "She's a really good mom, isn't she?"
"Mhmm… she's the reason we're together after all. If she hadn't created us we wouldn't even be here right now." she said happily. Her phone buzzed, making her look at the screen. She swiped it, a grin on her face. "It's Maribelle, I gotta take this. Brb"
The pinkette walked off, placing her phone to her ear as she talked to her older sister. Daisuke rolled his eyes, finishing the last of his punch. Diego walked over to him, leaning against the refreshment table, both looking at the "SCP Foundation '' set which was being taken apart.
"You know… I always hated those things… why the hell did Celestia put them in the show?"
"I dunno… continuity or some shit." he replied with a shrug. "It's weird… just last year, this show was starting to film for the first time. And now… it's getting remade. I'm kind of excited."
"You are only excited because you might get another love scene. Who are you hoping for this time?"
"Haruna of course!" he said, breaking into laughter. "Nah… I just like messing with Reukra. Those two love each other, so even if Celestia wrote one, I wouldn't do it. I love Charlotte too much… I mean, look at how awkward things were with me and Miyaki after that "Omake" we filmed. Junko kept begging her to write a second one so she could take the lead… it was something alright."
"Didn't you already bang Junko though?"
"Not on screen." Daisuke said, earning a nod from Diego. "Shame… I really liked Akeno… she's likely not going to make it back, with the whole "A New Luck" reshooting that's going on. Mmm… what I wouldn't give to claim a real vampire's ass."
"You are something else… fuckin horn dog."
"What can I say? It's the hot Spanish blood running through me… I'm a beast!" the brown haired lad said. He looked around, spotting Felicks among the crowd. He and Ashton were chatting about something, both breaking into laughter right after. "You know… I heard Felicks and Mariana were a thing."
"Pfft… for real?"
"Mhmm… Ashton let him hit that… been hooked on phonics ever since."
"Nice." Diego said, chuckling. "Poor dude really needed it, especially after his character was killed off. Makes me wonder if the whole Titanic thing is still going to happen."
"Of course it is dude. You know how much Celestia loves that thing." the man said, serving himself some more punch. "Speaking of, here she comes."
The woman in question let out a sigh as she joined the two at the refreshment table. She looked exasperated, likely from all the interviews she had been doing. She downed the punch in one go, wiping her lips off with her blouse, not caring that she had stained it red. "Jeez… you have no idea what money hungry assholes are out there."
"Oh… I can imagine." Daisuke said, giving the woman a smile. "So, how does it feel? You must be happy to be restarting this show."
"I am relieved. You have no idea how choking it felt to kept working on this… after such a long time of writing "Danganronpa" and making sure everything was filmed right, I just felt so tired. I didn't feel like working on this anymore. It felt like I was just… pushing myself to work on it. And it didn't look right, you know?" she said, taking another drink from her refilled cup. "After my trip to Washington D.C. I started considering my options. It just wasn't fun anymore… I started working on HHPA, and I felt so overjoyed to be working with a fresh concept. Even now, I'm sort of burned out from Danganronpa."
"It's alright… you should take your extended break. We can't really do anything until "A New Luck" gets further into production anyway." Diego said, patting her shoulder. "We'll be waiting right here for when that moment comes!"
"He's right mom… everything will be just fine. Me, Charlie, Kiki, Shiro and Kenzie, and everyone else will be waiting here for as long as you need. You made us the people we are today, so we are forever thankful for that."
"I'm glad… but I'm only one small cog in the giant series that is "Legacy of Hope". If it hadn't been for Crit, I likely wouldn't be here right now. I wouldn't be working with such wonderful people like you. I owe my stories and my shows to him. Not just him, My Queen, Petty has worked hard on all the executions… the Hand of Despair has been amazing as well. We're all just one big happy family."
"I'm happy to hear that then! As long as you are having fun, that's all that matters. You keep filming "Fate/Unlimited" for as long as you'd like. We'll always be here waiting for you!" Daisuke said, giving the woman a tight hug. She sniffled, hugging the man back.
"It all started with you… I'm glad you around dear."
"Hey, what about me? Hisashi? I was your first DR OC…. you wrote The School Life of Mutual Killing with me! What the fuck… was that all just a lie? You had me fuck Sayaka, my one true love! I thought I was special to you!"
"Did you hear that?" Diego asked, looking around. Daisuke shuddered, feeling a shiver going down his spine.
"It sounded like… a decanonized protagonist. Oof… I feel bad for that bastard."
"Hey Boss, I got someone on the line for ya." one of the crew members said, resting a phone against their chest. Celestia sighed, frowning.
"I'm taking a break here, who is it?"
"I dunno… I think it's that British guy again. He wants to know when the next updates for the stories will go up."
"Tell him to fuck off! We have lives outside of this, we can't just drop everything to start filming. Do me a favor, block his number,. And tell those fuckbois to shove it! The episodes come out when they come out!" Celestia shouted in anger. The man nodded, placing the phone to his ear.
"Go fuck yourself ya twat!" he cried, hanging up the call, taking off right after. Celestia sighed, rubbing her temples.
"It's been like this for days… "Prisons of the Past" just updated a few days ago with a stellar episode. The cast killed it, but no… no that one doesn't fucking matter now does it? Christ, I need a 5th of Vodka."
"HEY! THERE YOU ARE YOU FUCKING CUNT!" a familiar voice shouted. Celestia cringed at the voice. Riku Ito strode into the studio, pushing one of the cameramen out of the way. The man let out a cry as he dropped the camera to the ground, breaking it into pieces. "Who the fuck do you think you are?" he shouted, stopping in front of the woman.
"Hey, why don't you back the fuck off yeah? You just broke a 2,000 dollar camera. I hope you have money to pay for it." Daisuke said.
"With what money? This fucking bitch gave me a pink slip!" he shouted, glaring at the woman. "I've been working tooth and nail in this job, for nearly a year. I had to put up with so much bullshit in Season 3 that you didn't even understand. So why the fuck am I not part of the new cast?"
"Uh… because no one liked you." Celestia said, shrugging her shoulders. "We held a poll the other day, and your character scored the lowest, right above Kate, actually. I couldn't risk my ratings tanking, so I removed you from the cast. At the end of the day, it wasn't entirely my say… corporate asked me to remove you so I did."
"But you are corporate!"
"Whoops?"
"Dude, calm down. It's alright… didn't you get into Tranquil Tower recently? That means you are in another show. You'll still get paid." Daisuke said.
"Fuck you Chadsuke! This was my show, my time to shine. You have no idea the bullshit I went through… sure, you are the golden boy with the golden cock because you are Celestia's son. But what about me? I was the fucking laughing stock! I was punched and treated like shit!"
"The only reason you were treated like shit was because you were an asshole. On set, off the set, even interviews." Miyaki said, as she bit into her pizza. She chewed quietly, swallowing before she spoke. "You are the Brie Larson of Isle of the Damned."
"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" Lars shouted from the back of the studio. Daisuke held back the urge to laugh as the man glowered in anger.
"Oh yeah? Well… your a bitch. You got fucked on television by Chadsuke."
"At least I got some, you didn't even get any from Ibb during the Titanic Saga." the blonde said, another loud "Oh" rang through the studio, courtesy of Lars. "Just give it up dude… you weren't the only one fired. Ibb, Jose, Kate, Isabella and her other personalities… all of them are gone. So it's okay… you can start your own little circus with the rejects."
"You… you don't understand!" Riku cried, reaching behind his back. He pulled Glock 17 from his waist band, pulling the safety off. He aimed it at Celestia who didn't even seem phased. "You don't understand how hard I've been trying… how much my acting has improved, all I want is a chance!"
"Yeah well… you aren't getting it now, you dumb shit. Put the fucking gun down!" Daisuke said, Riku aimed it at Daisuke's head, pressing it against his forehead.
"Don't tell me what to do asshole. You know… this feels awesome… remember that scene where you aimed a gun at me… and you "Forgot" that it was loaded with live rounds… yeah well it feels like that for me."
"You are such a loser man… only losers resort to guns!" Lars boasted, causing Riku to aim at him.
"Shut up! Shut the fuck up!" he cried out in anger. "I'm getting what's mine! I was cast in this story… I deserve to be in it."
"No… you really don't… not if you are acting like this. And lemme tell ya another thing, your acting sucks." Celestia said firmly. Riku's eye twitched as he backed away from the woman, lowering his gun. "You are among the worst actors I have ever met."
"But... you were kind to me before this…"
"That was before you let fame get to your ego."
"It isn't fair!" Riku said, placing the gun to his own head. "This isn't fair! I know what I'll do… I'll kill myself! Then you'll be blamed for it."
"You are in a room full of witnesses dude… all of us can vouch for her. Killing yourself isn't the solution." Daisume said firmly. Riku lowered his gun partially, tears running down his cheeks.
"Are you saying… that I shouldn't blow my brains out of the back of my skull?"
"No, of course not! Acting isn't for everyone." Celestia said, as she approached him. "You gotta keep practicing. You gotta give it weeks, and weeks, and weeks, and months, and months, and years!" she said, striking his chest with each word. "And yes, Riku… and if it doesn't work out… then blow your fucking brains out."
"AHHHH!" Riku shouted, shifting his aim at the woman. She grabbed a hold of his arm, delivering a judo chop right to his throat. He fell to the ground, wheezing in pain. Celestia took aim at the man, pulling the trigger, only for it to pop. She looked the gun over, seeing the word "Not a Real Gun" written on the side.
"Wow…. you are fucking pathetic… you couldn't even get a real gun? Boys, throw his ass outside, make sure he's blacklisted too!"
"You got it boss!" the security guard cried, grabbing Riku by his legs, dragging him away as he clawed the floor, eyes soaked in tears.
"NO! This isn't fair! THIS IS MY ROLE! MINE! I BELONGS TO ME! FUCK YOU DAISUKE! FUCK YOU CELESTIA!"
"See ya in Tranquil Tower, fucker." Celestia said, flipping the man off as he was dragged away. She cleared her throat, glancing at her phone. "You know something… from this day forward, I'm not taking people in who are in other productions… if anything it's his fault. He shouldn't have cast himself in another series."
"Yeah… true…" Diego mumbled. He turned just in time to see the sign for "Isle of the Damned" being taken down, prepared to be replaced with "Island of the Forsaken". "You know something… I'm gonna miss the old series."
"So am I… we had a lot of adventures on there… and a lot of sexacapades." Daisuke said, giving Miyaki a wink. She flushed looking away from the man. "But I am ready to see where these new green pastures lead us."
"Indeed… it's hard letting go of something you love. But sometimes you just have to do it, before it turns into a festering cancerous tumor, eating away at your sanity. Then you'll avoid driving drunk around the city at 2am looking for a bridge to hurl yourself from. You'll stop wondering if it was your fault… asking yourself how you could have fixed it, and the evil thoughts just melt away…" Celestia said, grinning. Daisuke and Diego gave her looks of concern. She cleared her throat. "Erm… anyway… enjoy the party… I gotta take a shit."
"See ya later mom." Daisuke said, as he watched the green haired woman striding out of the set. He sipped his punch, a smirk on his face. "It's gonna be a wonderful new start, isn't it?"
"It sure is."
xxx(The End)xxx
Thank you so much for reading this story. It was such a blast to write but fuck me did it get aggrivating in the end. I just want to let everyone know that this is all just a joke. Don't take offense to it, I just wanted to have a little bit of fun with this before the official rebranding began. I'm not going to be taking this story down any time soon, or at all. I want you all to enjoy it, even if it's incomplete.
And yes… I have decided to bring Nico Bessho to this story, from the beginning rather than halfway through. It'll be fun to explore her character a bit, since she isn't in the rewrite of Final Horizon. To my knowledge at least… hope I don't have to make any last minute changes… eh…
But yes… this is it… the end of this story. I don't know when "Island of the Forsaken" will debut, but it will be coming to a Fanfiction Page near you! ETA: 4 Years… maybe. See you all soon!
