Description: The town of South Park goes on a cruise.


Everyone around South Park lined up near the Poseidon, the least expensive, yet best quality cruise.

"Tickets please." said the ticket-taker.

As the line handed their tickets, one thing became clear into everyone's minds.

"Hey, Kyle? Where's Peter?" Stan asked.

"No clue. I saw Unikitty and Newton up ahead but not Peter."

"Strange, he's usually with them."

"Hey, tickets!" said the ticket taker.

"Oh shit, I'm up." Stan said.


After everyone got on board, the ship took off. The kids went around exploring the ship. The women were out sunbathing and all the men were enjoying beer and watching a soccer game on TV. The four boys met up with Unikitty and Newton playing catch in the pool.

"Hey, have you seen Peter?" Cartman asked.

"No. Peter said he did not want to come." Newton said.

"Why not?"

"He said he had some personal injury to deal with," Unikitty added. "This isn't him. Whenever something bad ever happens to him, he just moves on."

"Wow, this isn't like him at all."

"And that's why we're concerned about him. Karin didn't come along as well, but I think she's going to be just as concerned as we are." Newton said.


Meanwhile...

Peter was busy playing Resident Evil 3 (2020 version) on PC. He just bought the game off of Steam and couldn't stop playing it. He had to turn down South Park's offer of a cruise ship so that he could keep playing. Karin walked into the room.

"Hey, you wanna play Animal Crossing?" Karin asked.

"I can't play with you," Peter said. "Animal Crossing can only be played locally with no split-screen."

"Oh. Okay. But why did you turn down Unikitty's offer of going on the cruise?"

"Too expensive. Even if the price is much lower than other cruise ships, $80 is not worth it for one day."

But inside Peter's mind, he knew something bad was going to happen. If he went on the cruise along with the others, the ship would either be taken over by terrorists or robbed and someone would be framed for it.


Or worse...

Everyone dressed nicely that night in the dining room. Meanwhile at the captain's quarters, one of the crew notices a giant tidal wave heading in the opposite direction that the ship was heading. They tried to steer clear of it, but the wave was too strong. At the dining room, everyone screamed in horror as the ship flipped upside down. The four boys were busy hanging on the pillars. Kenny fell on the roof of the ship.

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" screamed Stan.

"You bast-"

Kenny got himself up and brushed off the dust on him.

"Oh wait, he's fine," Kyle said.

Some like Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Newton, and Unikitty weren't injured from the ship tipping over. They gently made their way onto the roof.

"Is everyone okay?" The mayor said as she got up.

"Yeah, but we're stuck here!" Randy said.

"Now don't panic." A woman said. "I'm sure a rescue service will be here-"

Before she could say anything, the roof below her caved in. She sunk into the water along with a few other people.

"Look!" Stan said.

Wendy and Bebe were on the second floor above them.

"We found a ladder!" Bebe said as she extended the ladder as long as she can.

The two girls dropped the ladder as everyone climbed up to the second floor.


"Hey Peter, check this out," Karin said.

Peter walked over to Karin, who was watching TV.

"And that the Poseidon was struck by a giant wave, causing the cruise to tip over. Many believe that all of the passengers may be dead. Until further notice, here's an ad for RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS."


Newton received a call from Peter.

"Newton? Where are you?" Peter asked.

"We're at the hull of the ship!" Newton said.

Everyone on the ship stopped at one of the doors.

"Hello?" Peter said.

"I can't open the door!" Stan said. "There's too much water pushing on the other end!"

"So we're trapped?" gasped Butters.

"Shift the boat!" Peter said.

"What? Here I'll put you on speaker." Newton said.

"Everyone should move near the door, your weight will probably shift the water on the other side away."

Everyone did that, and the cruise shifted the water out on the other side. Stan opened the door. After everyone got through, Stan closed the door behind him. The only way out of the room they're in was underwater.

"Someone's gotta scout ahead," Wendy said.

Kyle was chosen since he has the best breath. He swam down to find an opening leading to the next room. Once inside, he resurfaced to find another door leading to the exit. He swam back.

"I guess we all have to swim there." He said to everyone.


After everyone got across, they opened the door leading to the outside world.

"We're saved!" cheered Butters.

"We're trapped in the middle of the ocean." reminded Stan.

Suddenly, the ship jerked to the right.

"We're sinking!" shouted Cartman.

"Abandon ship!" Randy shouted as he jumped into the water.

"We don't have life vests!" Sharon said.

"Why can't we use anything that floats?" Newton asked. "That's what happened in Titanic."

Everyone got on anything that floated.

Sad music plays.

"Goodbye, Rose." A charming young man sadly said.

"I will always remember you, Jack," Rose said.

Jack let go of Rose as he softly sank.

Record needle scratch.

Jack was pulled out of the water by Newton once Rose lost sight of him.

"No one gets left behind!" declared Unikitty.

"But we're still stuck out here in the middle of the ocean," Stan said.

Everyone watched as the Poseidon sunk into the water.

"Should we all give a moment of silence to those who did not make it?" Newton said.

Everyone did so. Sounds of a helicopter flew above them. More boats arrived at the wreck site.

"We're saved!" cheered Butters.

"Need some help?" One of the workers said.

A rope ladder was dropped at passengers. Kenny was the first to go. But as he nearly reached the top, his foot slipped and he fell into the water."

"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" Stan said.

"You bast-"

Kenny popped out of the water.

"Oh, he's okay."

Everyone was evacuated and was taken back to South Park.

THE END.


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