Hillary Clinton woke up from her death. "Here comes that Hillary! Oh shid whattup" She dabs ominously.
"I wonder how dank politics have bean" Hillary said, turning on the tv.
"This just in" said the female reporter, "the elusive Joe Biden has been nominated as the person to kill The Donald. Here the DNC chair is giving him the legendary sword Excalibur to do so with." The news cuts to a scene of Joe Biden trying to eat the sword.
"Wow, this is worse than when they killed Harambe!" Hillary dabbed, "Rip in peace my Dude"
"Wait!" Hillary dabbed again, "We need a woman to defeat The Donald! I'll assemble a task force to make him Pokemon Go to HELL!"
Hillary hopped on her unicycle and drove off.
After some time Hillary stood in a room full of women.
"Ladies and Ladies, It is me your epic memester future president!" Hillary dabbed, "And I have something incredibly Dank to show you, mah homies."
Ilhn Ohmar who was in the audience turned to AOC with a worryful face.
"I'll tell you what I think of The Donald: Ahem, Why you no respect women?" Hillary mimiced the classic rage comic face.
No one in the audience made any noise, but they all expressed genuine concern.
"Now, here's what we're gonna do!" Hillary dabbed, "We're gonna Hashtag resist The Donald by sending him this birthday card, and putting NO money in it!"
Hillary made the "Not Bad" rage comic face.
At this point, most of the congregation that she had painstakingly assembled began to leave.
"Stop! Wait a minute! I have a real idea, unlike GOD," Hillary le tipped her fedora, "Reddit ALERT! But seriously, I have an EPIC idea, it's so good, Chuck Norris said 'why didn't I think of it first?'"
"Here's my idea" Hillary dabbed, "We can't let JOE SHMOE BIDEN get all the credit for killing The Donald, I warmed him up for him, so I should get another crack at the ol' narwhal! So let's steal the sword, so I can be president instead! It would be more epic than BACON!"
"Hillary," Marianne said, "I have seen visions, and that sword is not the oneā¦"
"For too long has The Donald silenced women, now is the time to swing that diamond sword sword~!" Hillary did a deep elongated DAB.
Wasting no time she dashed out of the room, faster than Sonic.
Everyone else just kinda stood there.
Hillary sprinted over to Michigan or whatever and rushed the stage Joe Biden was on.
"JOE!" Hillary dabbed, "One does not simply take my sword from me."
"Blurf blur bra bru bruh" Joe said with the entire sword in his mouth.
"Hiyah!" Hillary unsheathed the sword, killing Joe instantly.
"Oh shi-" cops ran onstage and dragged Hillary away to jail.
Benshapiro walks into your house and points at the above line on your computer/phone screen, "Ok, THIS is Epic."
