Real Life Obama was sitting in his room. "Hey kids, real life Obama here, today I would like to talk about Social Distancing"
Obama was six feet away from you.
"There are, uhhhh, lots of fun you can have while you wait out the Plague."
Obama's eyes glowed white, "I am going into stasis, for example"
You wave your hands in front of Obama, but he does not respond, he is in stasis.
You look around your room for something to do. Your copy of Lenin's "State and Revolution" looks woefully unread. Suddenly from your computer screen, Obama Tales Obama climbed out.
"Ah, finally I have escaped the internet," Said Obama Tales Obama who was now in real life.
You take a step back, so now you are six feet from both Obama Tales Obama, and real life Obama who was in Stasis.
"You, you should help me wage war on the surface world!"
You point to yourself confused. Obama Tales Obama laughs.
Obama Tales Obama looks at real life Obama, 'I'll be needing that," he says as he absorbs real life Obama, gaining his power.
Obama Tales Obama begins to hover, and then flies out through your ceiling.
Obama flies to the moon, and grabs a shovel. About a hundred feet down, Obama finds a doorway to an ancient tomb. Grabbing a torch on the wall, Obama descends deep into the dark corridors. A few weeks later, he arrives in a large room that contains a Scarcomphagous. Obama wipes the dust away from the face of the Scalmophogars, revealing that it was made out of gold and also other things like jewels and red. Obama licks it to reveal that there was also chocolate.
Obama removes the lid to see a smaller Scamalphanous inside the larger one. This one is green. Obama Carefully removed the green lid, to reveal a staircase.
Obama descended the staircase to find another room with a Sharkomphapus in the middle of it. This one had less dust and more chocolate. Obama carefully lifted off the lid, and threw it against the wall, atomizing it. A man roze out of the Scarcopitous.
"Woah, what a dream! I er uh, was driving through Dallas, when suddenly, BLAM, my head just did a thing! And I er uh, DIED."
"John Fortnite Kennedy" Obama said, "The time has come."
"Alll roightttttt! I've been waiting for er this!" JFK took out a sniper rifle.
The two men left the tomb and went towards the moon's surface. JFK pointed his sniper rifle at the Earth.
"Payback time bay bay!" He said pulling the trigger.
The bullet whirled all the way to earth, hitting and killing the CIA.
Obama and JFK jumped in the air and high fived, but since they were in space they started floating away. Some say they are adrift in space to this day.
