This episode serves as a prequel to the first episode. How did Peter find the winning golden scroll if all he had to buy was one bag of Cheesy Poofs?
Description: The hunt for the golden scroll begins! Unikitty forces Newton into a desperate chase for the scroll.
Peter
So, you want to hear another story from me? Sorry, doing something from Borderlands. Anyway, you might know me as one of the four winners of the Cheesy Poof Factory. Well, what was left of it after Gospel's fall. When that thing was announced, I was expecting everyone to be frantically searching for it like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. But no, I was wrong. But someone did frantically searched for the winning stick. And it was my best friend's girlfriend...
Peter
I was just watching Netflix on my iPad. Unikitty was watching cartoons so I couldn't do anything about it. After her show was over, a commercial appeared.
"Hey kids, do you like Cheesy-Poofs?" The announcer said.
"Yeah..." I said.
"YES!" cheered Unikitty with her eyes sparkling.
"Then you can be one of our four winners from finding golden scrolls inside our Cheesy-Poof bags! One lucky winner will bring their buddy with them for a tour of our amazing factory!"
"That sounds amazing and it could be me!" Unikitty thought to herself.
Unikitty ran outside and got herself a bag of chips. No winning ticket. She got another bag, still no ticket.
"You having trouble?" Newton asked as he walked by.
"Say, Newton, how about helping me with finding the winning ticket?" She said.
"Um, I don't think..."
"Come on!" Unikitty said, taking Newton away.
The first place Newton and Unikitty went was to raid the store. After buying the entire supply of Cheesy-Poofs, they went to Unikitty's room to check the bags. Still no scroll. Peter went inside to take one bag to save for himself later.
Back at the store, the deliveryman was setting up boxes of Cheesy Poofs since the store ran out. As the delivery went inside to get the last box, Unikitty swooped in and grabbed all of the boxes.
"Huh?" The deliveryman gasped as he saw no boxes near the curb.
And yet, still no winning scroll. As Unikitty and Newton searched through the bags, a group of bullies showed up.
"Aw, does the little kitty need help?" Their leader said.
"Shut up!" Unikitty said as the bullies left.
"Don't listen to them. If you want to stop the bullies from picking on you, ignore them." Newton said.
"But they always come..." Unikitty whimpered. "Only you stood up for me."
"All bullies want to do is to see you react. If you don't react, they won't bully you anymore."
As the day continued, more piles of Cheesy-Poof bags filled the room. The two were able to cover up the mess by hoarding it in the basement.
"Where's that winning scroll?" Unikitty said as she popped her head out of the bags of cheddar powder.
"We should get rid of these bags. Peter's dad is going to be mad at us." Newton said.
The two threw away the bags. Just then, these bullies returned in an ice cream truck.
"Ha Ha! We're going to find that winning scroll all before you!" The leader said.
One of the bullies popped out from the back.
"Um, can we take a break?" He said. "I'm full."
"No! We need to find that winning scroll!" The leader said.
"Um, isn't that truck hijacked?" Newton asked.
"Why ask?"
Just then the driver of the ice cream truck ran in.
"Hey! My ice cream truck!" He yelled.
"Gotta go!" The leader said as she drove off.
Another delivery truck rolled around the corner. Unikitty did whatever means necessary to get the chips. She got onto the driver's window and knocked him out. She then ran off with the chips.
"Dude!" Newton gasped.
"Hurry! We need that scroll!" Unikitty stated.
No more chip bags were found throughout the area.
"There has to be more chip bags around here!" Unikitty said.
"Yoohoo! Guess who has the last box of chips!"
The bullies came back for the third time. The three bullies were busy eating off the bags. At that point, Peter walked in.
"I can't believe it. All that hard work... All those bags..."
"Dude, can we take a breather?" One of the bullies said.
"No! We need that scroll!" The leader said, chomping down on the chips as well.
"I can't believe we're gonna lose," Unikitty said sadly.
Unikitty was about to break down crying.
"We'll never get to see the fantastic Cheesy-Poof factory now." She said, tearing up.
"At least we tried..." Newton said, trying to comfort her.
After finishing off the chips. the bullies came up to taunt Unikitty.
"I don't know what's delicious, these chips or your tears of sadness when we find that winning scroll!"
"Um, we have a problem..." One of the bullies said.
The last bag in the box did not have the winning scroll.
"What? But we checked every bag!" The leader said.
"Wait, that means the real scroll is out there!" Unikitty said.
"But we checked everywhere!" Newton said.
Peter then suddenly remembered something. He took out the Cheesy-Poof bag inside his jacket and checked inside. The winning scroll was in there.
"Oh my god! I found it!" He cheered.
Soon, the newsreel came up.
"How did you find the winning scroll?" One reporter said.
"I...I... I don't want to be interviewed." Peter said.
After the newsreel left, the bullies ran for Peter and the winning scroll. Suddenly, sirens blared. The police arrived to arrest the bullies.
"You're under arrest for hijacking a truck!" One of the cops said as the police took the three away.
Another cop came up to Peter and his friends. She handcuffed them as well.
"Hey! What did we do?" Peter said.
"You're under arrest for stealing 200 bags of Cheesy Poofs!" She said.
Before the two were taken away, Unikitty stopped them.
"No officer, I was the one who stole the chip bags. I just wanted to get that winning ticket." She said.
"Oh my god, Uni's standing up for us..." Peter gasped.
"Let them go, officer."
The police un-cuffed Peter and Newton and cuffed Unikitty.
"Hey, Newt?" Unikitty said as she was being loaded into the trunk.
"What?"
"I'm sorry I got you roped up into this. I know you wanted out, but sometimes I just won't listen. My personality seems to get the best of me."
"It's not your fault," Newton said. "Hell, I wanted to find that scroll too."
The police drove off with Unikitty waving goodbye to Newton. Newton waved back until she disappeared around the corner.
"She's gone..." Newton said. "And she won't view the factory."
"Oh, we can make this an experience for her," Peter said.
Before the two left for the factory, Peter equipped Newton in a cloak with a hidden camera that can record anything inside.
Peter
Eventually, after the tour, Unikitty was released from prison. But that was after I stopped the drug cartel from kidnapping everyone at South Park. Unikitty and Newton made up of course, and I was enjoying my life-time supply of Cheesy-Poofs.
THE END.
I've been wanting to do this for a long time, but this episode might feel like a rehash of the first episode. And, to coincide with this episode, I updated the first episode to fix all spelling errors. You should check it out!
