Obama plays on his harmonica.
Do Dee Do Dee Do
"Just got arrested"
Do Dee Do Dee Do
"For reading erotic fiction"
Do Dee Do Dee Do
"All alone in that Wendy's!"
Do Dee Do Dee Do
"With no sink in their Kitchen"
Do Dee Doo Dee Do
"Well I'll tell you my son"
Do Dee Do Dee Do
"Just hear as I scream"
Do Dee Do Dee Do
"That the real fiction"
Do Dee Do Dee Do
"Is the American Dream!"
Do Dee Do Dee Do
A guard walks into the room, "Mr. Obama, you have a visitor"
A man walks in after the guard. He looks like Ted Cruz but way hotter because he has a beard.
"You, uhhhhh, look familiar" Obama said looking at the man's beard.
"It's me, Senator Hot Ted Cruz!" Said the hot senator.
Obama was now on edge, and slightly aroused. "Why have you come here?"
"I have come to laugh at you, you communist fuck!" Hot Ted Cruz laughed, "Now watch as I destroy your liberal ideals!"
Ted Cruz took out a McDonald's Hamburger.
"What are you doing" Obama started to sweat.
"Oh, what's the matter?" Hot Cruz sneered, "Don't like what I'm about to eat? Because it's a Hamburger! That's right, I'm eating meat, RED Meat, all American beef patties straight from a COW!"
Obama was hyperventilating, and also sweat, "You can't…"
Hot Ted Cruz bites the burger, skin and all, "Chew"
"NoOoooO", Obama was sweating harder than Lyndon B Johnson on freak Fridays.
"I'm eating a Hamburger OBamA!" Hot cruz danced.
Obama was crying, "SToP It!"
"Oh, what's this?" Hot Ted Cruz pondered.
"No…"
Hot Ted Cruz reached into his bag, "Could it be?"
"You Wouldn't…"
He revealed a second burger, "TWO HAMBURGERS"
"AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH" Obama said, dubbled over in pain.
"I'm eating two Hamburgers OBaMA! You can't stop Me because you're not the President!"
After several excruciating minutes, Hot Ted Cruz finished his burgers, the meat sweat dripping sensually from his lips, landing on his Sexy beard.
"I hope you're satisfied, Mr. President" he said teasingly to Obama.
Obama could not respond, his energy was gone.
"Guards, take me back to my Helicopter/Penthouse/Private Island"
After he left, Hillary looked over at Obama, "That was totes unwoke of him" she dabbed.
"I agree," Obama said reforming his puddle body back into human shape, "We need to teach him a lesson!"
"We should Troll him, epic style!" Hillary said as she began to Fortnite Dance.
"Don't worry," Obama said, "I have an idea!" he takes a key out of his pocket and unlocks the jail cell doors, freeing both him and Hillary.
"Lit!" Hillary dabbed, "Now what?"
"Uhhhhh, too the Obamamobile!" Obama activated a secret trap door, and the two slid into the Obama Cave. They walked past future liberal hacks being grown in test tubes.
"This one looks fully grown," Hillary noted at the tube labeled "Cuomo".
Obama slapped her hand away, "We CANT let that one out yet!"
They arrived at the Obamamobile, and jumped in. Inside there were loads of buttons, over a hundred of them. Obama pressed the button that looked like Ted Cruz's face, but hot because it had a beard. The car zoomed off into the air.
"There it is" Obama said as they grew closer, "Hot Ted Cruz's Helicopter/Penthouse/Private Island."
They landed on the helicopter pad that was on the roof of the Penthouse, which itself was on the private island which was on top of the helicopter. They jumped off and ran towards the room that Hot Ted Cruz was in. He seemed to be giving a tour to a wealthy donor.
"This is the room where we keep the butter cow" he said, somehow making the sentence sound sexy.
"Hey Fed RUZE!" Obama said.
Hot Ted Cruz turned around, "What do you want?"
Obama ate the AMerican Flag. "Nom!"
Hot Ted Cruz exploded.
