I do not own anything except my OCs. WARNING: Randomness, dank memes and grammar mistakes.

Chapter 60: SMG4: Mariotube

"Well shit... I don't know what to put now." Nova said.

"Oh, oh, oh, can I suggest something?" Nora said, raising her hand.

"Sure."

"How about we-"

"Nora, we don't want to watch SMG4." Ren said.

"Why not?"

"You mean the guy that made Meta Runner?" Yang said.

"I love Meta Runner!" Ruby said.

"It's very good." Jaune said.

"Yes, but I was about to say to watch his chaotic videos." Nora said.

"No! No more! We always watch something stupid, every time!" Weiss said.

"But you enjoy them." Blake said.

"Most of them. But it's enough! I have literally lost more brain cells that I'll ever eat bread in my life!"

"Nice JoJo reference." Yang said.

"Shut up! No more!"

"You don't have the right to talk!" Nora said.

"But-"

"We watched your ponies, now we'll watch something else!"

"But we still haven't suggesed a video..." Ruby said. Then someone entered the dorm. *gasp* Zwei!". It was Zwei, the best character ever. He immediately ran at her and licked her. "Stop it, that tickles!"

"Is that your dog? It's so adorable!" Nova said.

"Wait, where was he?" Pyrrha said.

"I don't know. Sometimes he leaves to go somewhere. But he comes back in the end. But I wonder what was he doing."


HOURS AGO

It was early morning. Inside the dorm the girls and Zwei were sleeping. But something started beeping. Zwei woke up and saw that it was his watch. He exited the room. He walked towards a place no one goes. He got up on his two, put a hat and went in a secret elevator hidden in the walls. The elevator took him to his secret underground hi-tech base. Someone was calling him on his super computer. It was Ozpin. "Good morning, Agent Z. Sorry for calling you too early but it's an emergency. Dr Merlot is up to no good again. We have info that he's creating an army of mutated Grimm right now. It's up to you to stop him." he said. Zwei barked in agreement. "Good luck Agent Z.". Zwei saluted and ended the call.

BGM: Perry the platypus - Phineas and Ferb

He got up and ran to his jet. A secret exit opened outside the academy. The jet took of and went to do his mission.

End of BGM


RIGHT NOW

"Okay, back to our issue. What would you suggest?" Nova said.

"I don't know, I guess something... cute? But Zwei is here so I'm okay."

"Uh huh. SMG4 it is!". Some of them groaned.

"Why can't we just say that we don't want to watch?" Weiss whispered to Blake.

"Well, because Nova is a god. He will either be angry and destroy us or... get really sad and make us feel guilty. Or both." she whispered back.

"Do I hear complaining?" Nora said, while glaring at them behind them holding her hammer. (insert menacing sfx), scaring them.

"Or her."

"Come on, how chaotic can it be?" Yang said.

"You have no idea." Ren said.

(SMG4 intro.)

(At the castle, SMG4 is napping, Toad is reading, Luigi and Fishy Boopkins are playing chess, Bowser is carrying Peach, Wario and Waluigi are lifting a safe, and Bob is holding a sign demanding that a movie about him get made.

"It's Gmod? Oh boy." Ruby said.

"It's already chaotic." Jaune said.

(Suddenly, Mario comes in, wearing shades.)

Mario: Whaddup, biatch?!

(Everyone just stares at him.)

"Someones flexing his riches. Imagine Weiss flexing." Yang said.

"I'm doing it and I can't believe it." Blake said.

"Yeah, full of make-up, sunglasses, large painted finger nails, chewing gum, Starbucks coffee in the left hand, phone in the right, posting selfies every 5 minutes." Nova said.

"Stop, I already hate myself." Weiss said.

Mario: Out of the way, bishes! Rich, famous man coming through!

SMG4: Uhh...what are you talking about?

Mario: Look at this new viral video I uploaded to the channel I forgot I had! :D (The videos shows Mario insulting Peach, two Toads humping, and SMG4 exploding at his desk.)

"And people like that stuff?" Blake said.

Mario: Just look at these stats! Imma rising star!

"37 million views?! For this?!"

"And 3 million dislikes." Jaune said.

Mario:Also don't forget the success of the Mario channel!

SMG4: Hey! I let you upload that to my channel!

Mario: Nobody caaaaaaares! Now, if you excuse me, Mario is gonna make his next big hit! (He leaves.)

Fishy Boopkins: Oh, being a YouTuber sounds like fun! Oh, I wanna try!

Bob: oH, My GOd, WhAt wAs I Thinking?! (To SMG4.) I DoN'T NeeD YoUr bItCh aSs tO mAkE vIdEoS! (Hits him.) I'Ll dO ThEm MysElf aNd GeT cAsH MoNeY!

"Oh my god, it's a computer voice." Yang said.

"Ahh, good times, when Bob was desperate for attention." Nova said.

Wario: Yeah!

Waluigi: Oh yeah!

Bowser: GENIUUUUS! (Throws Peach.)

Peach: (Gets up.) Yay!

Toad and Luigi: Oh yay!

(They all leave.)

SMG4: °_°

"Hey, how about we make our Youtube channel?" Ruby said.

"Why?" Blake said.

"Why not? Besides, imagine how famous we could be!"

"Ruby, we can do that in Viewtube."

"But think about it. Four anime looking girls doing videos. And one of them is a catgirl. You would be stars." Nova said.

"We are not anime!" Weiss said.

"Well, I see only anime. Wait, let me see something.". He switched from anime vision to real vision and vice versa. "You're cuter in anime vision."

"... What?" Ruby said.

THE NEXT DAY

SMG4: Alright, Lets see if theres anything new on Youtube.

(He goes to YouTube only to get bombarded by Skype messages by his friends asking him to check out their videos.)

SMG4: Oh my fucking God... Well...I got nothing better to do.

Luigi Plays: MINECRAFTTT

"He's parodying types of Youtubers? I love it." Yang said.

"-1 subscribers?" Pyrrha said.

Luigi: (Smacks screen.) Topothemornintoyaladdies! My name is Weegeepie!

"It's Jack!" Jaune said while laughing.

Ok guys, welcome to Luigi's playthrough of Minecraft. This is my very first time, so I hope you guys like it a lot! Today in Minecraft, uh, we're going to build a brothel...

"Wait, what?!" Pyrrha said.

"In Minecraft?!" Jaune said.

"That's anti-christianic." Nova said.

"What is a brothel?" Ruby said.

"You'll find out when out when you're older." Yang said.

"Oh come on!"

Luigi: (Spots a chicken.) Oh look, a chicken! Let's go chase the chicken! Hey, chicken, fack you!

Some of them laughed. "Every youtube gamer."

Luigi: (SMG4 is unamused.) Okay, what nest, uh... Oh look, another chicken! Yay, go chase the chicken! (Finds a moose.) You want to be my friend, moose? Oh yeah, moose, you like that, don't you? I am so funny!

"Why is this so accurate?" Jaune said.

Luigi: I hope you guys enjoyed that playthrough of Weegeepie!

Mario: Hey, Luigi! Mama mia, why are you playing that boring crap?! That's boring! You're boring everybody! GET OVER HERE! (Tackles Luigi.)

"Mean. But true." Nora said.

(Cut.)

Luigi: (He is playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent. There's also a dancing penguin.)

Some of them laughed.

Luigi: Oh well, okay Mario recommended me this game, and um, it has a dancing penguin, so it can't be that bad, right? Okay, let's start. We will go through the wall. (Encounters an enemy dancing to Thriller.) What's that? Hello? Okay...

"What is happening anymore?" Blake said.

Luigi: Looks friendly enough. Um, guys, I'm gonna go check him out. Hello. Hey bro, how you-

Monster: Boo! (Luigi screams like a girl, then blows up.)

"PewDiePie in his early days." Nova said.

(Cut.)

Luigi: Okay, that's it for Weegeepie! I only shat myself once! Make sure you PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE! (Subscribe card.)

"Would you subscribe?". Most of them said no.

"I would. Everyone starts from somewhere." Ruby said.

SMG4: ...Too bad that didn't kill me.

THE BOB MOVIE

Superbobglitchy4 prezents: BOB TEH MOVIE

"The budget was big." Nora said.

"Teh movie?"

Bob: It is 1969. Get it? 69!

"Boooo!" Yang said.

"What is that background music?" Blake said.

Bob: aNyWay, oH sHet, WhO's DiS Sexy bEaSt?! It iS ThE MaIn cHiReCtOr, BoB, oF CoUrSe! hE iS tEh SeXiEsT MaN AlIvE! o yEaH, lOoK aT dAt aSs! (He hears a scream.)

Female Bob: o nO! sOmEbOdY, sAvE mE!

Evil Bob: *evil laugh* I aM EvIl bOb! GoNnA tAkE YoUr bitCh AsS!

Bob: o mY GoD! HaVe nO FeAr, BoB iS HeRe tO SaVe yOu! (He flies over.)

Oh my god it's Bob

It's Bob

He's flying through the sky

Holy shet

Bob: StOp rIgHt there, EvIlDoEr! I WiLl uSe mY SpEcIaL AtTaCk! (Fires green screened fireballs.)

Plz sign my ass

I luv u

Evil Bob: o nO! I HaVe bEeN DeFeAtEd!

Ded

Female Bob: o yEy! YoU SaVeD mE!

Bob: ShUt uP, WoMaN, LeT'S MaKe bAbIeS! (They have sex, then the credits roll.)

(SMG4 is pounding his head on the keyboard.)

"We too. What the fuck was that?" Yang said.

"We could do a better movie with less budget." Ruby said.

"Would you subscribe?" Nova said. Everyone said no.

WARIO PRANKS OMG! (GONE WRONG/SEXUAL) 100% NOT CLICKBAIT

"I hate clickbait." Jaune said.

"It's just a prank bro?"

Wario: Welcome to Wario Invasion, where we do pranks! Wahahaha! Oh yeah, by the way, check out my house, I'm so rich! (Gets startled by Big Smoke, who walked in.)

Big Smoke: You picked the wrong house, fool!

Some of them laughed.

(Cut.)

Wario: Okay, this is my ACTUAL house,-

They laughed even more.

Wario: -but it doesn't matter, cause we're gonna do pranks! But before we do, I wanna ask you, audience, for 50 MILLION LIKES! CAN WE HIT IT ON THIS VIDEO!? 50 MILLION LIKES! CAN WE FUCKING DO IT!? WHAT IS GOOD!? 50 MILLION! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE, I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN IT! AHHHHH! Destroy that like button! Like I destroyed your mama's pingas!

"Her what?!" Yang said while laughing.

"I love that word." Nora said.

Wario: (Cut to him out of breath.) Okay, but now it's time for the REAL content of the video... But first, this video is brought to you by Wario's Microgame Emporium! Selling all these crappy games for a high price! Come on down! Please! I need money! We have a range of games, such as "Kill The Person", "Run Over The Old Man", "Grope The Bo-"

SMG4: Come on, already! (It shows that the video is 10 hours long. He skips to the end.)

"10 hours for an ad?!" Blake said.

Wario: "Play With Knives", "Jump In The Lava", and much much more! Come on down to Wario's Emporium! Uh, what was I doing again? Oh yeah, that's right, the prank! (He runs over a Koopa.) Waheh, it's just a prank, bro! And that ends this episode of Wario Invasion! BUY MY STUFF!

"That wasn't a prank!" Weiss said.

"Would you subscribe?" Nova said. Everyone said no.

"I would actually buy the game." Nora said.

SMG4: ...I want to die.

"So do we." Blake said.

Frozen Elsa Spiderman DisneyCarToys Toy Channel Parody Cookie Monster Barbie and Ariel

"5 million?!" Yang said.

"Oh no, kids channels." Nova said.

"What?"

"People make channels for kids, they take two characters and do skits."

"That doesn't sound bad." Pyrrha said.

"But they are so weird that they're not for children. Youtube was full of Elsa Spiderman videos. And more abominations like that were created. Now it's full of weird nursery rhymes, clay animations and actual good animations."

"Why would they make them?" Ren said.

"Because kids are stupid and parents are lazy. That's why Youtube is ruined."

Fishy boopkin's Toy time ep 1

Fishy Boopkins: Uhh, we got... (Shows a Spider-Man figure.) Okay, we got this little toy over here, (Shows an Elsa doll.) and a princess. So the princess comes, "Hi, how are you?", "I'm okay!" "Okay, kiss!" (He makes them kiss.) Okay now- Look! (Shows an Eggman toy.) Another guy came in! Look, it's Dr. Eggman! "Oh no! "I'm gonna attack you!" "OH NO, DON'T ATTACK ME!" Ahh... Umm... Can I have likes now?

(SMG4 is on fire.)

"Yeah, that was stupid." Weiss said.

Cooking with bowser: The ultimate guide

"Finally something more interesting."

"Mom's spaghetti?" Ruby said.

Bowser: Uh, hello, guys, it's uh, Bowser's cooking show here. So, the ingredients we have today are: We have some, uh, tomatoes here.

"Not Kirby!"

Bowser: We have some uh, some lettuce or some shit, I don't know what that is.

"Of course it's weed, what else?" Jaune said.

Bowser: We have some uh... Eggs, I guess. Those are like eggs, so I'm just gonna say they're eggs. And uh... Have some uh... Secret Peach Sauce here. Not gonna say what that is.

"Wait, is that bleach?" Pyrrha said.

Bowser: OK, so get all that shit, put it in that shit, blend that shit for, I don't know, like, 10 seconds, put that shit out and BAM! You got a nice delicious... (Giant Engineer head.) Meal there. Very nutritious. Uh like comment and subscribe. (End card.)

"A mechanic's head. Tasty." Nova said.

(SMG4 tried to follow along, but he completely destroyed his.)

SMG4: WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!

"Oh my god, thank you! I never get that like in the video!" Pyrrha said.

Government run by Illuminati?!

"Government is Illuminati?!" This video has been taken down due to claims by the FBI and Government. No witnesses.

SMG4: (Major :O face.)

Everyone laughed. "Okay, that was good." Yang said.

HOW 2 DO THE MAKEUPS FT. WALUIGI

"Come on, make-up video? I hate those." Blake said.

"These are a lot of zeroes." Jaune said.

"Negative zeroes." Nora said.

Peach: Hi! Today, I'm gonna teach you how to look good for your man! (MLG montage)

"What the hell was that?" Weiss said.

"The proof that girls and memes don't go well." Nova said.

"Is that a challenge?" Nora said.

"Except for you, you're actually funny."

Peach: A fuckin' mastapiece!

(In the end, Waluigi looks like Robbie Rotten. )

"Robbie Rotten?!" Ruby said.

"Who did you expect? Sportaflop?"

"Someone's been watching Oney lately." Yang said.

"Someone knows what I'm talking about."

"Touché."

(He then kills himself.)

Some of them laughed.

SMG4: Boooring! Why does everyone suck balls! Cmoon... There's only one person left...And they better have a damn good video!

MARIO REACTS TO SMG4! (Numerous emojis.)

"Reaction videos? Who watches these? Why would people watch these?" Weiss said.

"Because when people watch something funny, they wonder how other people would react. And especially a fictional character. That's why all those Dragon Ball and Sonic character channels exist." Jaune said.

"You watch these videos?" Pyrrha said.

"I confess. I do."

"Me too..." Ruby said.

"Me too..." Yang said.

"Me too." Nora said.

"... Me too..." Blake said.

"Even you, Blake?" Weiss said.

"Me too..." Ren said.

"You too, Ren?!" Nora said.

(Fancy TheAwesomeMario intro.)

"I hate these intros. All reaction channels have these intros!" Jaune said.

Mario: Welcome! Today, Mario is gonna watch Who let the chomp out. Let's go! (He watches and does a couple reactions at first, but quickly and obviously loses interest, as he's seen goofing around, reading, and going to the restroom.)

"This is so accurate. The only thing missing is the merch."

Mario: Oh yeah, don't forget to buy one of my shirts!

"There it is."

Mario:(Lastly, he naps.) Well that was a video. SMG4, pls make if Mario was in ya mom :D Uh, BYE!

SMG4: °_° Well, that a load of shit.

"Couldn't say it better." Yang said.

SMG4: Let's watch some REAL youtube videos! (He watches 10-hour pingas music. He happily hums.) If there's a better use for the Internet, I haven't found it.

"Well, that's over." Weiss said. 'Finally.'

"There's a second part." Nova said. Weiss was screaming internally.

"Let's get over with it." Yang said.

DISCLAIMER: All channels in the MarioTube series EXCEPT for TheAwesomeMario are made up...

Luke Lerdwichagul: Hey guys! All channels in the MarioTube video are not real, except for TheAwesomeMario. So if you see any of these channels in YouTube, they're not run by me. And that's all. Enjoy the video!

(SMG4 Productions intro.)

(The episode starts with SMG4 at his computer.)

SMG4: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

(Mario suddenly bursts in, looking all depressed, and flops down on the ground, crying.)

"Don't tell me, he got demonetized?"

SMG4: *sigh* ...What is it, Mario?

(Mario shows him his laptop.)

Your channel: TheAwesomeMario has been banned

Reason: Extensive Swearing

"That's lame." Nora said.

SMG4: Oh yeah, Youtube has been adding more strict policies so you gotta be more careful.

Mario: OH HELL NO! This won't stop Mario! I'll make a new channel! (He runs out.)

SMG4: Hmmm...I wonder if the other guys have had their channels banned...

(An angry Luigi is on his laptop.)

Luigi: Oh, Hell no!

Your channel: Weegeepie has been banned

Reason: Copyright infringement

(He ponders.)

"Why... is his nose... I don't care anymore." Blake said.

SMG4 IS DEALING?, MARIO GOES STREAKING! TOAD GOES CRAZY OFF CANDY! - WEEGEE ALERT

"Is it DramaAlert?" Jaune said.

Supah Weegee Alert

"It is!"

Luigi: Welcome to Luigi Alert! The best news channel in the world! OK, so first we have breaking news. YouTuber SMG4 was spotted dealing memes in alleyways in downtown Mushroom Kingdom. (At the scene.) OK guys, so here I am at the site where SMG4 was last spotted.

"At least it's better than drugs?" Ruby said.

"You know what they say, selling meth? Get infinite death." Nova said and Yang started laughing.

"Nice one." she said.

SMG4: Hey, you want some memes? (Presents a meme.)

Luigi: ...How much do you charge?

"This is some high quality cancer." Nora said.

(Back at the studio.)

Luigi: Next up, Toad goes on a rampage through town fueled by sugar and doing inappropriate behavior, as seen here. (He shows Toad going crazy.) Oh boy! We have Toad on the line now for an interview! Hey Toad, why do you do such acts?

Toad: No one wants to hear your s**t, Luigi!

Some of them laughed.

Luigi: Thank you for your time, Toad. Lastly, Mario goes naked once again and everyone within a kilometer of him goes blind!

(Mario bursts in, nude.)

Mario: Did somebody say "Mario"!?

Luigi: NO, MARIO, GET OUT OF HERE! YOU"RE NAKED AND MY CHANNEL WILL BE BANN-

Your channel: Supah Weegee Alert has been banned

Reason: Nudity

Everyone laughed.

"Did somebody say Mario? That was good." Yang said.

Bob: (On a laptop.) wHaT tHe hElL iS tHis BuLlsHiT?!

Your channel: super BOB glitchy 4 has been banned

Reason: Implications of terrorism

"Terrorism? How?!" Weiss said.

Bob: WeLl, WhAteVeR. I wAs BeCoMiNg tOo pOpUlAr AnYwAy. It's tImE I FoCuS oN mY rApPiNg CaReEr!

BOB - THE BEST RAPPER IN THE WORLD

"This will be painful to hear." Yang sais.Bob's Raps

Bob: If YoU wErE lOoKiNg fOr tHe bEsT sOnG iN tHe WoRlD... tHeN lOoK nO fUrThEr! BeCaUsE yOu hAvE cOmE aCrOsS tHe bEsT oF tHe BeSt! ArE yOu ReAdY? (Beatbox, then awful rapping.)

B-O-B. YoU hEaRd ThAt RiGhT

BoB iS hErE, AnD iT'S gOnNa bE tIgHt!

mUsHrOoM KInGdOm, BoRn aNd RaIsEd.

sEwErS iS wHeRe I sPeNt MoSt Of My DaYs.

KnEeS wEaK, aSs SwEaTy,

SoMeThInG sOmEtHiNg MoM'S sPaGhEtTi.

KaNyE WeSt, KeNdRiCk LaMaR,

MoRgAn FrEeMaN, aNd uM, JaFaR.

yOu'Ve JuSt BeEn OvErThRoWn!

o yEaH, bItCh! (Wild, loud cheering.)

"The best of the best." Nora said.

"Please tell me that you're joking." Weiss said.

"Of course I'm joking, it fucking sucks. I'm crazy, not stupid."

Your channel: Bob Paul has been banned

Reason: Making people's ears bleed

Fishy Boopkins: (On a laptop.) Oh no! What happened to my channel?

Your channel: Fishy boopkins toy time has been banned

Reason: Too cancerous

Fishy Boopkins: You know what? I'm gonna go make a new one! It's gonna be better!

"Nursery rhymes?" Ruby said.

Fishy boopkins play time extra fun ep 1

"Okay, that's ridiculous. 8.4 million?" Blake said.

"And accurate." Nova said.

"At least it's educational?" Pyrrha said.

Fishy Boopkins: Hey, everybody! Welcome to Fishy Boopkins Play School! Today, we're gonna learn all about animals! Okay, to start off, we have this T-Rex. ROAR goes the T-Rex! Then, we have this tank. BOOM goes the tank! Yay, destruction!

"Wait, a tank? Wasn't he talking about animals?" Ruby said.

Fishy Boopkins: Here we have a plutonium rod. EEEEEEEEE goes the plutonium rod. (He gets set on fire.) It feels like burning... Have you guys noticed the theme of today? It's not actually animals. It's the color green! Let's sing! Put on the song! (Music.)

"Okay, this is actually pretty normal-ish..." Ruby said.

Fishy Boopkins: Green is for (YOSHI!)

Greens is for (Luigi!)

Green is for (pickles!)

Green is for WORLD DOMINATIOOOON! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

"World domination?"

Your channel: Fishy Boopkins Weenie hut jnr fun has been banned

Reason: Attempted world domination

"That's bullshit." Yang said.

Wario: (On a laptop.) What's-a going on here? Oh... *groan, growl*

Your channel: Wario Invasion has been banned

Reason: Misleading content

Wario: Somebody cheated... I can't lose!

WARIO DOES SOME DARES! (NOT CLICKBAIT!)

"Oh, I like dares!"

Wario: Hello, you sexy Warios... uh, yeah. I'm-a done with pranks now and I'm actually gonna do some content, like... Dares! That's right, no more advertisements! (BUY MY CRAP CALL 1800-432405347625) Hehehe. Alright, let's read some suggestions!

EAT THE HOTTEST CHILI SAUCE WHILE SINGING I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU - By Titysprinkles69

Wario: (Eats chili.) Ok, here we go. (Disclaimer: I actually ate chili) (He horribly sings I Will Always Love You until he explodes and falls in water.)

Everyone laughed. "The sacrifices that people make." Ruby said.

Ride in a shopping cart and do mad trix - By Icryatnaightwithmaiwaifus

Wario: I'm-a Wario... And this is Jackass! (He gets in the cart and does tricks.)

"He doesn't even fit!" she said while laughing.

TROLLEY JUMP - 200 POINTS

SEXY GRIND - 50 POINTS

THE CHOLESTEROL - 4000 POINTS (Fantastic!)

THE HEAD COME - 900 POINTS (OW!) (WOW!)

FLYING FAT MAN - 15000X3 POINTS

Wario: Here I go! (Falls off the ramp lazily.)

THE GARLIC BREATH - 100000 POINTS (Holy s**t...!)

"We should do some dares too." Yang said.

"I'm in!" Nora said.

"How about no?" Weiss said.

"What's wrong? Scared?" Yang said.

"Of course not. I just don't want to get embarrassed in public."

"Looks like we have a chicken here."

"More like a peacock." Nova said.

I dare you to have a stable life and source of income. - By FOOKINGRINGRINGRING

"That must be difficult." Jaune said.

Wario: Hahaha, funny. Ha. Just joking, you guys. Heh... No... Like... (He collapses on the ground, crying.)

Your channel: Wario Dares has been banned

Reason: Too depressing

"I feel bad for laughing." Yang said while holding her laughter.

Bowser: (On a laptop.) *yell, grunt*

Your channel: Chef Bowser has been banned

Reason: Your recipes didnt work

Bowser: OH HELL, NO!

Bowser reviews the I-shroom600 phone

"Tech reviews?" Ruby said.

Bowser: Okay, so today, we're gonna be reviewing the iShroom 600.

I-shroom600

Camera: 144p

Screen size: none

Storage: 240kb

RAM: 1mb

Processor 69 GHz super wumbo apple core :O

Price: your life

"He must be getting paid a lot to review that shitty phone." Jaune said.

Bowser: It's a pretty good phone. It came around about uh... I dunno, like 10 years ago or some s**t like that. (Correction: 1973) So as you can see, it's got these uh shitty ass sugar cube ass buttons on it here, which you can hardly press. I can't use it with my big ass, dinosaur-turtle hands. So, mine is punch pad, I guess. Another thing you can do with it is that you can make some mad beats. You know, by pressing the little numbers here. I'm-a make some right now, here we go... (Plays "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".) Look at this Mozart shit going on! So, uh, the main issue with this phone is that it, uh, it doesn't-it doesn't have a fucking screen. So, you can't play your Angry Birds, you can't play your Candy Crush Saga, you can't see what the hell you're doing. Or unless you're fucking blind. I guess... This phone can double up as a snack. Y'know, seeing as though it's a... Fucking mushroom. Here we go, we're gonna do a little taste test review here. (Chomp.) Mmm... Delicious, uh, circuitry. My mouth is bleeding. I'll be right back.

(Later...)

"What else did he expect?" Pyrrha said?

Bowser: I'm getting tired of reviewing shitty ass technology. So, I'm jus-I'm just going to become a tech-destruction channel. Fuck all this shit. (He goes to a store where he destroys any and all tech stuff.)

"Yes! He just got a subscriber! If it existed." Nora said.

Your channel: Bowser Tech reviews has been banned

Reason: Screw you bowser, why you gotta be destroying shit, don't you have anything better to do. you know you're better than this, why you gotta do this? also why do you have to steal the princess? I mean shes not even that hot shes like a 1/10 now have you seen birdo thats some thicc dino ass righht there. oh what was I typing about? I forgot lol. anyway, my wife left me so Im stuck here typ

"Aww..."

Peach: Awww... No.

Waluigi: Oh no!

Your channel: Peachy make up crap has been banned

Reason: Animal cruelty

Everyone laughed. "Sounds about right." Yang said.

(Waluigi ponders.)

Peach: Next time, it's mine.

Top 10 anime fights of all time

"Yes! And I was like, what about top 10 lists." Jaune said.

(Flashy intro.)

Waluigi: Welcome to the top 10 WAAAAAAAAHtchmojo!

Peach: With Peach, I guess, yay!

Waluigi: Today, we're looking at top 10 anime fights!

Peach: Oh yay!

Waluigi: Number 10, Star Wars Episode 12. How intense! Look at that, they're spinning their lightsabers around!

"Is that Arin?" Ruby said.

Peach: Number 9, Spongebob versus Patrick!

Waluigi: For all those people with a foot fetish out there, I suppose... That's amazing!

"Eww! Who likes licking someones feet?!"

Waluigi: Number 8, Ronald McDonald versus Hungry Jacks! Oh God, that poor kid!

Some of them laughed. "I love Rackaracka." Jaune said.

Peach: Number 7, Pokemon: The Forgotten Tales.

Waluigi: Oh, the humanity! OH NO! OH GOD!

"Wow, that looks really old."

Peach: A really cute fight indeed. 10/10.

Waluigi: Number 6, Guy versus door! OH! And it's a KO!

"That must have hurt." Ruby said.

Peach: Hey, that sucks! Barney versus Cookie Monster was better! Look at that cinematography!

Waluigi: Peach, you suck at judging! Remember that one time Arthur punches his sister, whatever her name is?

Peach: Hey, you wanna go mate? I'll fight you!

Waluigi: No, I'll fight you! Come on, Bitch! I'll fucking kill you! (He and Peach fight.)

(No. 1: Peach vs. Waluigi)

"This is his chance to get in Smash." Ruby said.

Your channel: WAAAAAAHtchmojo with peach i guess has been banned

Reason: Domestic violence

MARIO"S LIFE IS SO AWESOME, :D

Mario: Hello, welcome to Mario vlogs! :D

"Is this GTA?" Yang said.

Mario: (He goes around doing random stuff.)

"But seriously, who watches vlogs?" Nova said. Then everyone raised their hand.

Mario: Yahooo...oh man, this just doesn't feel the same...I miss my old channel... That's it! Mario gonna go to Youtube and get his channel back!

(Mario ninjas his way around YouTube HQ.)

"He's more stealthy than you, Blake." Yang said.

"Shut up. This is painful to watch." she said.

Mario: ooh...Mario's cloak ability...activate! (He gets past the employees and finds out he is close to the central mainframe servers.)

Some of them laughed.

Guard: Hey! Who the hell are you?

Mario: I am depressed.

Guard: ...Okay, I guess that makes sense. (He walks away. Mario enters the room.)

Some of them facepalmed.

Mario: I'm in. (He hacks until his channel is back up. He celebrates.) I am so smart! I am so smart! and now time to wash off any traces that mario was here! (He pours water on the machines, causing them to malfunction.)

"What are you doing?!" Ruby said.

Mario: Woah! Nice computer- (BOOM!)

ERROR

The video "MarioTube 2" could not be loaded from our servers

Sorry about that

"Is it over now?" Weiss said.

"Yes." Nova said.

"*sigh*"

"You forgot the extras!" Nora said.

"Oh yeah." Nova said. Weiss was forcing herself not to destroy everything.

(Intro)

How to hide a body

"What?!" Pyrrha said.

Toadsworth Tips

Toadsworth: Welcome back viewers! In the last episode I told you how to "take care" of someone. In this episode I will teach you how to get rid of them! Let's go!

"Does anyone else feels uncomfortable watching this?" Jaune said.

Step 1: Get rid of any traces of DNA

(He pours gasoline over the body and throws a match, burning it)

GREAT!

Step 2: Make it look like an accident

(He throws the body)

Step 3: Place fake evidence (Remember to wear gloves)

(Places weapons next to the body)

Toadsworth: And that's how you get rid of a body folks! Tune in next week to learn how to run from the police! See you next time!

"I hope we won't." Ruby said.

SMG4 EXPOSED.

"Wait, it didn't go down!" Weiss said.

SMG3: SMG4. This is revenge for all those times you have foiled my plans. Now the world will know the true SMG4. (SMG4 picks a bra from a trashcan, plays with ponies)

SMG4: Ugh... so... many... stairs. (There like 5 stairs. He plays the guitar terribly.)

Some of them laughed.

THE SECRET TO SMG4'S VIDEOS

"Drugs?" Yang said.

E. Gadd: After so many hours I've created a hypothesis of elements that go into a SMG4 video. Watch and learn, fellow viewers. First off, SMG4 kicks off the video by eating exactly 5 and 1/2 mushrooms. Followed by smashing your head against the desk with the force of 5.5 Newtons. As you can see this allows a strong visual imagery in his head. Maximizing a sensitive thinking of stupid ideas for videos. Next he opens up Windows Movie Maker and gets the bird tipper that executes his commands. As he demonstrates here. (Demonstration)

Some of them laughed.

E. Gadd: Next he sits and plays Cookie Clicker, prancing over his bird tipper every few hours. (It falls and SMG4 shrugs) It is a very thought-out and complex process which he executes, weekly. To make this simple for you the viewers, I have compressed this into a simple formula for you to make your own content videos. Here it is: Youtube= negative Thomas + or - the square root of Snoop Dogg squared - 4 Po and Dinky Winky over 2 Mario. I'm a fucking genius. And that's all for this episode viewers. I'll see you all next time!

Nora was actually taking notes.

Awesome City Naruto Parkour & Knuckles (i die lol)

"Parkour videos aren't that impressive. Everyone here can parkour." Blake said.

(Awesome parkour montage with Anime BGM... until he dies.)

He dies (sad music)

"Is it over? Please tell me this is over!" Weiss said begging and holding Nova's shirt.

"It is."

"Yes! Yes!". She was crying from happiness.

(JoJo references: 26)

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