A/N I'm tired, so here's a song parody based on "Four Jews in a Room". Count how many times bitch is said. I'm gonna play animal crossing.
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Hajime, Makoto, Kaeda, and Shuichi are all stuck in self quarantine. By the time of the third week they've gone so crazy arguing with each other they start singing about their woes.)
All: Four protags in a room bitching;
Four protags in a room hiding from Covid-19
I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time!
Hajime (looking out the window): Whadda they do for talent?
Others: Oooo
Hajime: Whadda they do for talent?
Others: Oooo
All: Four protags in a room
Hajime: Bitching
Makoto: Bitching
Shuichi: Bitching
Kaeda (loudest): Bitching
All: Four Protags in a room stoop
They stoop?
(Kneeling down on knees)
To pray
Makoto (smiling): I'm a protag.
Shuichi (happy): I'm a protag
Hajime (groaning): I'm a protag
Kaeda (bitter): Half Protagonist
All: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day
Komaru (Banging on the other side of the door): You forgot me, you forgot me!
All: We survived the tragedy
Pleading for our lives
Challenging Junko Enoshima
Who was up to no good
Now we're at the final trial
Junko pulled a plot twist
Mind fucking us
Makoto: What we need's a miracle!
And then a glimmer of hope
Shined before us
No more danganronpa
We got our miracle
Four protags itching for answers
(Gasps)
Four protags bitching their whole life long!
Kaeda: I'm Kaeda
Makoto: I'm Makoto
Hajime: I'm Hajime
Shuichi: I'm Shuichi
All: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong
Makoto (posting on Twitter): In case of smoke, please call miss Yukizome on the phone
And say her kids are all on fire
Shuichi and Kaeda: We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our lies are not ignored
Hajime: The despair invested will in time pay wisely
Shuichi and Makoto: We do not tippy toe
Hajime: We monologue in the end to show
Shuichi (winking): We're good with hope
Kaeda: Excel in hope
Shuichi: We smell of hope
Makoto Wait where's the hope
Hajime: I love the hope
Makoto: Who has the hope?
Kaeda: I want the hope!
Makoto: Who stole the hope?
Shuichi (blaming Hajime): Who stole the hope?
Kaeda: I lost it twice
Hajime: The hope is mine
Kaeda: The hope is nice
All: The hope is
Four protags in a room bitching
Four protags talking like anime protagonist
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Shuichi: I'm nauseous
Kaeda: I'm nauseous
Makoto: I'm simple
Hajime: I'm talentless
Komaru: Let me in, let me in
All (singing over each other): Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
I'm protags I'm neurotic Bitch bitch
He's a protag He's neurotic Bitch bitch
They're protags They're neurotic Funny funny
We're protags We're neurotic Funny funny
Bitch bitch
Hajime: Four protags
Others:I'm a protag
Bitch bitch
Hajime: In a room bitching
Others: He's a protag
Funny funny Bitch bitch They're protags
Funny funny Bitch bitch We're protags
Komaru (singing solo): Four protags in a room bitching
In a room bitching
All: Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
This drags
Eyes got bags
Four
Kaeda: One,
Makoto: two,
Hajime: three,
Shuichi: four
Komaru (busting down the door): Five!
All: Five protags!
