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Chaldea wasn't a by any means a prudent place. It would be hard to be, with the number different cultures and traditions that blended together, even with all the saints running around. That being said, the thought of Medb and Fergus' upcoming 'date night' caused everyone to shudder. Da Vinci had gained the love and eternal thankfulness of every staff member and servant who lived in the west wing, the day she installed sound proof walls.
The morning of said date night, Medb was pampering herself in the spa with Kiara, discussing the uses of various toys and positions (even Carmilla thought this was a bit inappropriate to be discussing in public), when a bit of gossip made it's way down the grape vine to the pink haired rider. Fergus had not necessarily forgotten their date night, no, he had just made plans to spend it with Scheherazade instead. When Medb heard this, she took a deep breath, apologized to Kiara for her abrupt departure and calmly walked out the door. The eyes of everyone in the spa tensely followed her figure.
"He's a dead man." Kiara said, once the door had closed, and everyone made uneasy noises of agreement.
Later that day, Medb found Fergus in the weights section of the gym.
"Fergus, my love." She greeted him with a smile that would have made anyone more perceptive start to quiver.
Fergus, who was not that perceptive, smiled back at her, "Medb! What timing, I was meaning to come looking for you."
As Fergus sat up from the bench and toweled the sweat of his face, Medb revealed a pink shopping bag from behind her back.
"About you taking Scheherazade to dinner tonight instead of our plans? Oh I heard about that." Again, a more perceptive person would be fleeing form the spark in Medb's eyes. "And I just wanted to tell you it's fine."
Fergus let out a hearty laugh that would have called on the attention of everyone else in the gym, if they hadn't already been ease dropping on the two.
"Hah! You are just the best! And tell you what we can reschedule for tomorrow."
"Oh don't worry about rushing, I just wanted to come by and give you this." With that she held out the pink bag.
"What's this?" Fergus asked, taking it by the handles.
"It's what I was going to wear tonight, but looks like I won't be needing it, I thought you could get some use out of it."
That just made Fergus confused, don't get the man wrong, he liked Medb's outfits plenty, but he failed to see what joy he could get from looking at one if she wasn't in it, or if he wasn't tearing it off her. Opening the bag and peering into it made him no less confused.
Reaching in and pulling out the small plastic cylinder, he looked back to Medb questioningly, "There's nothing in here but a tube of lip balm."
Medb bit her bottom lip in a very seductive way, before placing two of her fingers beneath Fergus' chin and leaning down to whisper in his ear, "Suffer."
With that she straightened up, spun around with a whirl to her short skirt, and sauntered out of the gym. Leaving a near by Robin to make sure Fergus was still breathing.
