"You can't drive to the arena Saturn, we have portals" Starlight insisted to her half mewman, half monster boyfriend in his personal garage

"But Gliiiiiiim, what's the point of owning a Batmobile if I can't drive it….And this Delorian, a-and this Ecto-1" Saturn began to walk down a row of cars "What's the point of having literally, LITERALLY ANYTHING I WANT IF I CAN'T USE IT!"

A portal opened behind Glim, Festivia poked her head through "Hi Glim, Can Dust and I pool with Saturn?"

"Saturn…...do you wanna take the kids?" Glim asked, her boyfriend polishing an egg that was placed on a pillow

"Who? Oh! Hi Fest! Yeah, go pick a car out" Saturn stood, gesturing through the different cars, the Batmobile from 1966, the Ecto-1, a grey delorean, A purple hellcat with black rims and snow tires, an electric, a carriage….much to Glim's dismay, and a dark red Chevy Impala with diamond shaped rims

"Hellcat" Fest pointed, Saturn grinning ear to ear

"I've taught you well, Padawan" He nodded, Fest walking through the portal, she was wearing a light purple waist high dress and pink leggings, on her feet were wrestling boots

"Dust! Minako! He said yes!" Fest shouted, the aforementioned females going through the portal

"HEY! I didn't say anything about Minako Missy!" Glim pouted

"But aunt glimglam!" Dust fluttered her eyelashes, Glim sighing and trotting to her younger self

"How can I say no to that face? Ok, you guys can drive there…...through this portal on the highway is an hour drive….I repeat Saturn, an HOUR, this means you'll get there just before the pre-show" Glim opened a garage door sized portal, Saturn and Festivia climbing in the front seats of the hellcat

"Hey Saturn, when did you learn to drive?" Fest asked, buckling up

"Last year actually" Saturn explained "Honestly, I'm kinda sick of all the instant portals, they're convenient sure, but they're too convenient" Saturn buckled and adjusted his mirror as Minako and Dust climbed into the car, Minako buckling up before Dust

"We good?" Saturn asked

"...We 'Gucci'?" Venus spoke up

"Yeah!" Saturn nodded

"Hey, Saturn could you put on that new A Boogie album?" Fest asked, Saturn tearing up

"I'm so proud of your music choices" Saturn smiled, plugging an Aux into his phone

"...What's that?" Minako asked

"A Boogie wit da Hoodie, Artist Dubose, my favorite rapper" Saturn explained

"Rap's still a thing?" Minako thought to herself, Saturn pressing on his phone and then turning on the radio

"Alright Fest you know the rules" Saturn said

"It's your car, you A Boogie" Fest replied saddened, Saturn starting the car and nodding

"Bye babe!" Saturn waved "See you soon!"

The hellcat drove past glim through the portal "Next song you can be A Boogie if you want"

"Only if it's Mood Swings" Fest smirked

(Luv is Art - A Boogie & Lil Uzi Vert)

"And I was just up in Starlet's, feel like a privilege now

Me and my boys so deep, no, we not sittin' down

Yeah, I was one side over, I had to hold you down

And me and Bubba the only People goin' round for round" Fest sang along

"But if you hold me down, then I'm gonna hold you down" Saturn sang, Minako smiling ear to ear, her hands on her chin

"But if my money is gone, would you still be around?

I don't know what you doin' when I'm not around

You don't know what I'm doin', when I'm out of town" Saturn Sang along

"He's so dreamy….." Venus cooed

"The last time I fucked you, you was mad

I was rubbin' lotion on your body and your ass

Bought you a whole bunch of fly shit so you can brag

And when your friends talk about me, you be so mad

But, you know my body, girl, you know me" Saturn sung before Minako tapped him on the shoulder

"Is rap like this popular in the future?" she asked

"It overcame Rock as the united states favorite music choice" Saturn said as the music played in the background

"It's kinda, explicit…...not that I mind it's just….graphic, how are you ok with Fest listening to this?" Venus asked

"Because I know she's responsible enough not to act on it…..Fest may be eight, but she's got the mind of someone our age" Saturn said "Magic works in strange ways"

"Yeah, grown men always tryna pick at you

I got a Glock, if you get shot, I'll show you what this stick'll do" Fest muttered along with the song

"Fest what was that sis? Put some emphasis into it girl!" Saturn encouraged "You're the princess of Mewni!"

"And CX champion!" Dust added

"Put some oomf into it girl" Saturn stated, stopping at a red light

"You really want me to be rapping this when Venus and Dust are clearly uncomfortable?" Fest asked "They aren't used to this style of music…..it's like in Back to the Future when Marty does that guitar riff back at his parent's prom…..Mom, Selene and I had movie night without you" Fest admitted

Saturn turned off the radio "...It's the guns, isn't it?"

"Yeah….." Fest Sighed "I just don't wanna intimidate these guys, you know?"

"Fest, I promise you aren't intimidating anyone sis" Saturn smiled "right gals?"

"Right!" Dust smiled, Minako nodding in agreement

"Now, let's get to the arena!" Saturn shouted "Wooo!"

(Mewni)

Kenny Omega sat shirtless on a couch that was added to Mina's quarters, actually, alot was added to the Solarian's quarters, apart from the couch, there was a new mattress fitted with red sheets and pillows. A dresser with a Pop Doll of Solaria, and an arcade cabinet of Mortal Kombat 11 so Kenny could practice.

"Kenny!" Mina ran into the room

"Yes Mina?" He asked, standing up

"First put on a shirt! Second, Jushtin needs you downstairs!" Mina said

"Ric needs me?...Why?" Kenny asked, throwing on an ECW t-shirt

"I don't know!" She shrugged "Just go! It's your royal duty"

"Look, just because we're friends doesn't mean I have to agree with the Butterfly Facism" Kenny crossed his arms "There's an hour till the Tenkaichi…..couldn't he have told me earlier?"

"Kenny!" Mina pleaded "I don't have a good reason but please?"

"Alriiiight….but if this is about Cody i'm going to beat Flair's ass" Omega sighed, walking down the stairs to the war room where Jushtin was waiting, a teal green robe on and sunglasses

"Kenny, Brother, can you call Terry? He's not picking up!" Flair stressed

"...Why do you need Hulk Hogan?" Omega asked

"Because Mina only takes orders from Sol, and I know that Jerry's not gonna stop talking like a pencil neck geek two timin' benny without a Solarian ass-whooping" Jushtin smirked

"Wait….Hulk Hogan, THE Hulk Hogan is a Solarian?" Kenny asked, Flair nodding "Holy SHIT!" the omega man grabbed his phone and dialed Hogan's number

"Hey Kenny! How's it going Brother?" Hogan asked

"It's going good…...look, Ric needs a favor….did you see what Lawler said about Eclipsa last week" Kenny asked

"I did, and let me tell you something Brother that made my blood boil, that made me so mad I met up with Glim and set up a match, I was just about to call Ric about it" Hogan answered

"Glad we're all on the same page, see you in an hour" Kenny hung up

(Capsule Corp) (30 Minutes Later)

Saturn's Hellcat pulled up to the front of a dome shaped building "Here we are, Capsule Corp" he lifted the butterfly doors of his custom car and exited

"Oh, Saturn, you're here early!" Bulma walked over to the car "They're still setting up the rings…..and the Terrordome?"

"So, this is the infamous Saturn Butterfly" Vegeta smirked walking out the door of the dome

"I'm assuming you're, wait, don't tell me, Yama Yugi…..nah, I'm kidding, hey Vegeta" Saturn smirked, Festivia opening her car door and stepping out, Minako and Dust following suit

"Awwww, Saturn you didn't tell me you had a daughter! What's your name sweetie?" Bulma kneeled to eye level with the young princess

"Princess Festivia Lawler Butterfly, and actually i'm Saturn's younger sister!" Festi curtsied

"Minako Aino" Venus introduced, shaking Bulma's hand "And this is Stardust"

"Bulma, and this is my husband Vegeta" Briefs introduced, a portal opening behind Saturn's car, Crissy walking through with Mara on her shoulder

"Holy shit!" Vegeta shouted, noticing Crissy's aura

"...Hey Vegeta, Bulma" Crissy waved

"Hello?" Bulma asked

"Oh, I forgot, I'm Crissy Dieath!" Crissy smiled "And this is my daughter Mara, she's a Pichu"

"This is the Multiverse part of MECCW, isn't it?" Bulma asked, the group nodding

"You guys need help setting up?" Saturn asked, Goku instant transmitting to the group

"Hey guys! Oh, hey Saturn…..who are these guys?" Goku asked

"Goku this is Crissy, Mara, Minako, Stardust and of course my sister Festivia" Saturn introduced

"You're here early" Bulma commented

"Why wouldn't I be? There's going to be so many strong fighters from across the Multiverse, I can't wait!" Goku exclaimed

"Goku looks alot like Bardock" Festivia said quietly to Crissy

"That's beacuse Bardock's his dad" Crissy explained

"The mercenary?" Vegeta asked "He's still alive?"

"A version of him" Saturn commented "might be a clone…...hate clones"

"My father was a clone!" Crissy shouted "well Enhanced human with Sayian and Mewman DNA…...still, offensive, Solaria's a clone and so's Kenny"

"Whoa! You're a saiyan too?" Goku asked

"Yep!" Crissy nodded "Welp, half Saiyan…"

"What's the other half?" Bulma asked

"Gallifreyan, they're a race of Celestials" Crissy explained "Assholes think they're better than everyone though….My existence is a crime in the eyes of the Rassilon….."

"What a dick" Saturn said "Pardon my language, But Crissy, you're fucking awesome!"

"Awww, thanks kid" Crissy blushed "You're pretty cool too"

(Mewni Castle - Left Wing - Solaria's new quarters)

Solaria walked into a room where Austin sat on a barstool infront of a small kitchenette island with bar taps

"Sol, I gotta say, that was the best night's sleep i've had since joining this damn company" Austin said "Beer's pretty good too"

"Well with all of the Alicorns and Unicorns and Pegasi and Pinkie Pie preaching friendship…..some of it resonated with me, y'know?" Solaria asked

"That whole tour was a shitshow…" Austin sighed, grabbing a mug from the island and taking a gulp "Where's Bardock and Gin?"

"You mean Gine?" Solaria asked, Stone Cold nodding

"They're still asleep" Solaria said

"Eclipsa and Globgor?" Austin asked

"Globgor's still asleep, Eclipsa's already on Earth" Solaria answered "To be honest, we should start heading out now, I'll go wake up Bardock and Gine"

(Capsule Corp - Backyard) (30 minutes later)

An octagon ring was set up in the middle of the brief's gigantic backyard, bleachers upon bleachers around it, a stage with cell game esc pillars on the corners and a giant titantron

The announcer table was set up near the ring with three chairs, Eclipsa walking to the table wearing a black t-shirt and skirt, sitting down, JR then walking over and sitting as well, finally, Bulma joined the three

"I don't believe we've met, I'm Eclipsa" Eclipsa turned to Bulma and shook her hand

"Bulma Briefs" Bulma introduced "You're Saturn and Festivia's mom right?"

"Yes…..what did he do now?" She sighed

"Nothing" Bulma replied, Tracy walking to the table

"We're almost on, everyone ready?" Tracy asked

"I think we're quite alright Tracy" Eclipsa smiled as a camera turned on, pointed towards the stage, Fireworks and sparklers erupting

"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to MECCW's Tekashi Tenkaishi! I'm Jim Ross accompanied on commentary by CEO of Capsule Corporation Bulma Briefs and of course Former Queen of Mewni, Eclipsa Butterfly" JR introduced as the camera cut to the trio "We have an amazing card tonight with two fantastic main events, a great mid card featuring Festivia vs a mystery opponent, Edge vs Rainbow Dash, Taker vs Vampiro, and of course a performance from A Boogie wit the Hoodie"

"Bulma thank you for inviting us into your home" Eclipsa spoke up

"Oh, it's no big thing, besides, once I told my husband about the offer he practically begged me to meet with Glim and Saturn" Bulma explained, the titantron turning on showing Glim in an office cubicle, playing with her DS, the door opening and Hogan walking in, the crowd popping, an earlier today watermark in the corner

"Oh my god, Hulk Hogan, the Immortal!" JR shouted "We haven't seen him since Lucitor!"

"Hey Glim….I got a question, do you know what happens when Lawler calls my friend's niece a whore on a pay-per-view?" Hogan asked

"Hulkamania runs wild on the jabroni?" Glim smirked "Sounds like a plan…..actually, it'll be the first match of the night, for everything he's said about my cuddlebear, his sissy and momma…..I hope you fuck him up, BROTHER!"

"Thanks Glim" Hogan got up and left the room

"...Time to call Lawler and tell him he's off suspension" Glim smirked, Dreamer walking past the door

"Glim, where are the kendo sticks?" Dreamer asked

"Down the hall to the right" Glim pointed before getting back to her game

"An amazing announcement from our general manager and commissioner, Starlight Glimmer!" JR shouted

"Finally, that bastard is getting what he deserves" Eclipsa huffed, JR turning to Bulma

"Ex-husband"

"Ah" Bulma nodded

"The following match is set for one-fall and is a standard contest, introducing first, from Menace Beach, California, he is a 12 time world champion, WWE hall of Famer, the immortal HULK HOGAN!" tracy announced

(Real American - WWE)

The Immortal walked onto the stage and ripped off his shirt before posing, sparklers going off behind him, Hogan walking to the ring and climbing in, the crowd erupting

"Hulkamania has been revived!" JR commented

"And billed from Memphis Tennessee, he is the king of the ring, JERRY 'shastacan spiderbiter' LAWLER!" Tracy exclaimed

(Great gates of kiev)

Lawler was slowly dragged out of the locker room by security, the poor man scratching at the ground, kicking and nudging to no avail of escape, during this, a ref snuck into the ring

"This is going to be delightful" Eclipsa grinned

"Yeah….for everything he's called you and Saturn, he deserves an ass-whooping" JR agreed as Lawler was thrown into the ring, Lawler standing up before the bell rang and the two men grappled, Hogan almost immediately afterward slamming Lawler to the mat, helping him up and clotheslining him, followed by a big boot

"Hogan, slowly working against Lawler with strategy" Bulma commented, Hogan running to the ropes and bouncing off, Lawler standing up only to get clotheslined in the chest, the two grappled again and Hogan whipped Lawler into the ring post hitting him with a barrage of punches to the face, then hitting a scoop bodyslam onto the mat

"Scoop slam!" JR shouted, the king falling before Hogan raised his right hand to his ear, then his left, the crowd cheering before Hogan ran to the ring ropes and bounced off, leaping and hitting an atomic leg drop, pinning Lawler

"1" the ref began to count, Lawler kicking out

(Alice in Chains - Man in the Box)

"The champion! Tommy Dreamer! Who won nights ago against Saturn Butterfly!" JR exclaimed as dreamer walked out, kendo stick in hand and belt across his waist, the man walking to the ring and climbing to the apron

"What the hell is he doing?" Eclipsa asked

"Hey Dreamer, get the hell away from the ring!" the ref shouted, Dreamer ignoring him and climbing into the ring, Starring Lawler down before hitting him with the kendo stick

"That's gotta hurt!" Bulma commented, the bell ringing and Dreamer continuing to hit Lawler smack after smack with the kendo stick, security rushing the ring to break up the two only for dreamer to get up and start attacking security, throwing them out of the ring one by one, Hogan looking on in disbelief

"Hogan has no words for this!" Bulma said

"Honestly neither do I!" Eclipsa said shocked, Lawler rolling out of the ring and running up the stage and backstage, Hogan helping attack the last few guards

"Look at this! Dreamer and Hogan are working together!" JR exclaimed as the two ran after Lawler

"This is insane!" Eclipsa pointed out

(Backstage - Capsule Corp Break Room I)

Saturn and Festivia sat on a couch, as a door creaked open, Saturn turning his head as Fest flipped through channels

"So, bored?" Fest asked

"Vapidly…...don't you have Cheebs to hang out with?" Saturn asked

"She's with the scouts…. They're catching up on pop culture" Fest replied

"Do they know what happened to Kurt Cobain?" Saturn asked

"Nope" Fest said

"Michael Jackson?" Saturn asked

"Nope" Fest replied

"Linkin Park?" Saturn asked

"I don't think so" Fest shrugged "Last I saw they were watching the office"

"Oh…..good show" Saturn nodded "Abyss?"

"He's off…..Glim?" Fest asked

"Somewhere" Saturn shrugged "...Wanna watch the office?"

"Sure" Fest shrugged "Wait…...wanna go bother Cheebz?"

"Even better idea!" Saturn clapped, Standing up "Let's go!"

(Dining Hall)

Stone cold sat down at a table with Solaria as Shastacan ran up to the two

"SOLARIA! AUSTIN! YOU HAVE TO HIDE ME!" Lawler begged

"No" Solaria said flatly, crossing her arms

"Screw you too!" Lawler shouted, running away from the shot, Dreamer and Hogan walking up to the table

"He went that way" Austin pointed

"Thanks" Dreamer nodded, the two running off

"Save some for me and Saturn!" Solaria spoke, Saturn and Fest walking up to the table

"Hey gram, Austin, what's up?" Fest asked

"Not much, drinkin' Eatin', what the hell does Saturn say? Vibin' ' Austin replied

"Lit…..where's Bardock?" Saturn asked

"I don't know actually" Solaria shrugged

"Oop" Fest said "Well, you guys have fun, we're going to go bother Chibiusa"

"Bye kids!" Solaria smiled warmly as the two left

(Break room II)

The inner Sailor Senshi sat on a couch similar to the one Saturn and Festivia were sitting on, Chibiusa laid on her stomach watching TV, the door creaking open before Festivia entered

"Yo!" She said, Chibiusa practically leaping in joy

"Festivia!" Chibiusa smiled "You wanna join us?"

"Sure!" She sat on the floor

"You good sis?" Saturn asked, Fest nodding, the former champion turning around and walking away

(Arena)

Bulma, JR and Eclipsa sat at the announcer table

"Ladies and Gentlemen of all sentient species, welcome back and thank you for inviting us into your home this evening, I'm Eclipsa Butterfly, with me Good ol' JR and Bulma Briefs" Eclipsa commented

"We have a great card tonight, and we will be hearing from both Tommy Dreamer, the hardcore champion, and coming next CM Punk" JR added

(You think you know me)

The crowd popped as fireworks went off

"It's Edge! Edge!" JR shouted as the rated R superstar ran to the end of the ramp, lifting both his arms in the air

"Is he a super saiyan, or just blonde?" Bulma asked

"Just blonde, dear, the only Super saiyans we have here are Crissy and Bardock…..and maybe Gine, I don't know about her actually…..she doesn't seem like a fighter" Eclipsa pointed out

"I was hoping to ask you guys, who's Bardock?" Bulma asked, Edge getting in the ring

"He's one of Crissy's family members apparently" Eclipsa said "Though not much is known about him, he's a Saiyan….that is for sure"

(Nightcore - You're gonna go far kid)

A familiar blue pegasus with a rainbow mane trotted out

"And here she is Le interdimensionnel champion!" JR commented as Dash flew into the ring

"I didn't know you spoke french JR" Bulma added

"The following match is set for one fall and is for the MECCW Interdimensional Championship, introducing first, the challenger, from Toronto Canada, standing at 6'5, he is an ELEVEN time world champion, the RATED R SUPERSTAR, EDGE!" a ring announcer shouted, Edge throwing his arms into the air to cheers from the crowd

"Edge, being backed by a majority of the crowd" Eclipsa pointed out

"And from cloudsdale, Equestria, she stands at 15.5 hands, and is the current champion, rainbow dash!" the announcer continued

"EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!" half the crowd chanted

"DASHIE, DASHIE, DASHIE" the other half chanted, the bell ringing and the two locking up

"Nice early lock up" JR commented, Edge picking up Rainbow for a spinebuster, dumping the champion on her wings

"That's got to hurt!" Eclipsa cringed, Edge swinging punch after punch

"Does this Edge guy have no manners? That's a woman!" Bulma pointed out

"We don't discriminate by Gender Bulma" Eclipsa huffed "But yes, he's a dick"

"This is an absolute Slobber Knocker!" JR spoke, the two gladiators getting up only for Rainbow to climb the ring post, dive off and hit a Swanton bomb, Dash hooking Edge's leg

"Swanton! Swanton onto Edge and a cover" JR shouted, Edge kicking out, getting up and hitting a big boot followed by an elbow drop onto the wings, Edge then grabbing the right one and pulling it with his legs, grabbing the ropes

"1" the ref counted "2"

"3"

"4"

Edge releasing and getting up, Dash turning around and grasping his neck with her hind hooves, grabbing the ropes with her front

"Definitely a ring awareness between these two" JR said as the ref again began to count

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4" Rainbow Dash releasing her grip, Edge stumbling back before grinning sadistically, Rainbow turning around and Edge running for a spear only for Rainbow to catch it and hit a DDT

"WHAT A REVERSAL! WHAT A REVERSAL!" Eclipsa commented, Edge being pinned down by dash

"1...2.." the ref was cut off by a kick out

"Kick Out at 2" JR said, Edge headbutting dash before rolling out of the way, climbing up the ropes and jumping onto dash's back, locking in a camel clutch

"Camel clutch!" JR said

"That's a pony JR" Eclipsa pointed out, Dash tapping out from the unusual strain on her back

"We have a new champion! A new one, Edge is a twelve time champion!" JR commented as Edge was handed the belt, the man holding it up in victory

(Backstage) (Broadcast on Titantron)

Bardock stood with Gine, Crissy and Mara

"Why's Goku wearing a Bandana?" Bulma asked

"That's Bardock" JR said as Bardock got up

"That's Bardock? He looks so much like Goku!" Bulma pointed out

"I'm getting some more food" Bardock said, Gine's stomach growling

"Looks like i'm still hungry….Crissy, Mara, We'll be back" Gine smiled, standing up, the two sayians walking into line, bumping into an orange clad saiyan

"Kakarot?" Gine teared up

"Oh shit, here we go" Bardock rolled his eyes, Goku turning around

"Woah! You look like me!" Goku said

"Kakarot is it really you?" Gine smiled

"...yes?" he asked, Gine nearly tackling Goku with a hug

"Kakarot it's me, your mother!" Gine cried tears of joy "I never thought I'd see you again, but Crissy made a deal with the supreme kai of time…..I'm just so glad you're safe!"

"Mother's instinct of any species is truly a marvelous thing….except for squirrelicorns, they eat their young…..honestly something I would never do if put in a position where I had to eat Saturn or Festivia" Eclipsa said

"My Mom?...Huh, no wonder you guys are so familiar!" Goku smiled, hugging his mother back "I have one question though, who's Crissy?"

"Crissy's the kid sitting over there with her rodent companion" Bardock pointed at Crissy who was holding Mara in he arms

"Bardock! That's our Great Grand-daughter you are talking about!" Gine replied offended "Kakarot, that's your pseudo sister crissy, her dad's a clone of your dad" the female saiyan releasing her grasp and leading goku to Crissy

"Hi Goku" Crissy waved "Aww what the hell, get over here!" Crissy and Mara stood up and smothered Goku

"Goku?" Gine asked

"That's his earth name" Crissy explained

"Yeah I'm still calling you Kakarot" Bardock said, Goku visibly confused

"Honestly, i'm fine with either" Gine shrugged "...I don't get the clone thing either" Gine whispered to Goku

(Break Room II) (Youtube Exclusive)

The Senshi and Festivia sat on the couch and watched tv, a door opening

"Did no one lock the door?" Usagi asked

"The door doesn't have any locks meatball brain!" Rei replied

"Is now a bad time?" Omega asked

"No Kenny, you're good" Fest waved off, Omega walking into the room wearing a Sailor Moon costume

"I think i'm gonna vomit!" Chibiusa blurted out

"Wow…..so this is a no-go?" Kenny asked

"What, are you gonna have Matt and Nick dress up as Cheebs and fake batman?" Fest asked, Kenny grimacing

"Kenny…...no" Fest sighed

"I was gonna come out to One Week…." Kenny muttered

"And you were gonna take off the dress when he says the thing about the shirt?" Fest guessed, Matt walking in wearing a Sailor Chibi Moon costume

"Can't I take this shit off Kenny?" Matt asked, Chibiusa running out of the room covering her mouth, Nick walking in clad in Young Bucks ring gear, the man bursting into laughter after seeing his brother and friend

"Nick! You aren't wearing the thing!" Kenny pointed out

"A-an and you are! Matt! You!" Nick laughed hysterically

"...I told you this was a bad idea Kenny!" Matt pointed out, ripping off his wig "I'm gonna go get a coffee, you want anything Nick?"

"No….just for Kenny to take this shit off" Nick walked away with Matt

"...Yeah i'm still wearing it" Kenny said out the door as the young bucks left

"Whatever Kenny, just get out of here!" Usagi said

(Arena)

Bulma sat with Eclipsa and JR

"And we're back, live, from Orange City, Japan! I'm Jim Ross accompanied by Eclipsa Butterfly as always, and of course, Bulma Briefs" JR commented

(Cult of Personality - In Living Colour)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, CM Punk" The ring announcer spoke, Punk walking out with a microphone, the crowd erupting in cheers

"...this whole company is a shitshow, and you eat it up like coprophiliacs! The champion doesn't even have a match on the card and we're in a dimension where you lie about the savior of earth" Punk commented

"Hercule! Hercule! Hercule!" the orange city residents chanted

"Oh no…...I have to make a phone call" Bulma stood up

"...you're as stupid as Sayians, and as incompitant as Mewmans" Punk commented

"That insufferable….Bastard" Eclipsa said as Punk walked around the ring

"Hercule Satan is a fraud, and it's obvious to anyone with more than two brain cells…..you wanna know why little alien hut boy was allowed to marry mister big-shots daughter? Beacuse he beat Cell, at age 11" Punk said "...god, you really think some old human man could beat a monstrosity? He's been rigging the Budokai's…..but do you know what isn't rigged? This, Right, Here…...you want to prove you aren't a fraud? Put your title on the line right now hercule"

(Pop Out/ Transitioned into Circus)

Saturn, Carrying Glim over his shoulder, Walked to the ring

"The strength of this young man, Saturn Butterfly, on display as he carries our commissioner to the ring"

"Let me guess….you two want to suspend me for leaking State secrets?" Punk asked

"No…..We aren't vince…...Punk, I have one question for the crowd, if you'll allow it" Glim said, Saturn putting her down, kissing her on the cheek

"...Allow it? It's your company…" Punk said

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHO WANTS TO SEE C.M. PUNK VERSUS HERCULE SATAN RIGHT NOW?!" Glim shouted

"What?!" Saturn asked "Do….do we even know where he is?"

"Of course, Goku's son is married to his Daughter, we could just ask Goku, or Bulma" Glim shrugged "OR...Or….maybe he's already here?"

(Mr. Satan DBZ OST theme)

A skinny man wearing a bathrobe like gi and championship reminicient of the WCW one walked out, he was tanned with chest hair, a ron jeremy esc mustache and an afro, the man beginning to punch the air

"What the fuck are you doing?" Saturn asked, Punk rolling out of the ring and picking up the distracted Hercule, hitting a GTS, Satan falling unconsious

"Yeah, i'm leaving" Punk sighed, exiting the arena

"Get his ass out of the arena….Security" Glim said, Security rushing to pick up Satan and move him out of the arena

"Well, that was quick" Eclipsa commented

"You either put up or shut up, and cm punk just put it up" JR added

(Backstage) (On titantron) (earlier today)

Saturn and Dust sat at a table with cards, building a house of cards, which was rather small at the moment

"Saturn, I have a question….Why's aunt Glimglam always so stressed?" Dust asked

"Well…..she's running from her past, but her past is catching up….alot like mine, but unlike mine she hasn't come to terms…..she tries to change it, and distort it" Saturn answered placing a set of cards ontop of the house "she never fully got over sunburst…..and it's a hard thing to get over"

"Saturn…...Some of your friends want to see you" Tracy poked her head into the room

"Tell Kenny i'll be there in a minute" Saturn waved off

"It's Joey, and Taz, and the entire CPW roster" Tracy explained

"I'll be ther- what?" Saturn leaped out of his seat, Grabbing Dust by the waist

"Saturn, what's CPW?" Dust asked

"Company I was in before MECCW" Saturn explained walking out the door

Taz, RVD, Dante, Orange Cassidy, Joey Ryan, Sandman, Rey Mysterio, Sabu, Jericho, Jungle Boy and PCO stood outside

"Connor, it's good to see you again!" Taz smiled

"Hey taz, hey guys, been a while" Connor waved

"Who's the kiddo?" Joey asked

"This is Dust" Saturn introduced

"Look i'm gonna cut to the chase, i'm selling CPW, but still want to stay on commentary for some company…...Connor do yo-" Taz was interrupted

"You guys are always welcome with us" Saturn said "Which one of you guys is the champion at the moment?"

"Raven is, we got a lot of ECW originals after you left, Connor" Taz explained

"I see that, now about selling CPW, are you sure you want to Taz?" Saturn asked

"Actually Judas, it was my idea" RVD waved "...look, after you left, Grim jumped ship, then Duhop, then Suicide, half the roster jumped ship, we had to retire belts…...Mick went here with you"

"Saturn I heard Taz and came gallopin' " Glim galloped up to her coltfriend "What's up?"

"I wanna sell CPW" RVD stated, holding up a contract that glim promptly read and signed

"You guys are good to wrestle here" Glim smiled

(Arena)

The fans began to chant 'Holy shit! Holy Shit!"

"A GINORMOUS ANNOUNCEMENT AS SATURN AND GLIM HAVE BOUGHT ANOTHER COMPANY!" Eclipsa shouted

"I'm getting word that Solaria will be facing The Sandman tonight in hardcore action" JR said

"Hardcore…..like, Saturn style hardcore?" Eclipsa asked

"We'll be right back with more combat as The Undertaker faces the Earth Champion, Vampiro!" JR commented

(Backstage)

Solaria sat down between Stone Cold and Bardock with a plate of corn

"I don't know how the fuck you people eat just corn" Austin commented

"And I don't know how you can drink so much beer, but here we are Steve" Solaria shrugged

"Are we sure that's really Kakarot? It seems like he was hit on the head too hard" Bardock commented

"He was" Tracy walked by

"Tracy where the hell are you going? You can't drop a bombshell like that and leave bardo here hangin!" Austin stood up

"...Bardock, when Gok- Kakarot landed, he was a normal saiyan baby…..fucking vicious, but an old man took him in, and one day while he was doing saiyan shit, he, he fell and hit his head" Tracy said

"So he thought he was human" Bardock smirked

"For a while, until Raditz came, working for frieza" Tracy said

"WHAT! MY SON WOULD NEVER WORK FOR THAT SCUMBAG!" Bardock stood up "DID KAKAROT ATLEAST KILL THAT TRAITOR?"

"Yes…...this is your son we're talking about though Bardock, don't you feel anything but anger?" Tracy asked

"I only have one son" Bardock crossed his arms

(Backstage - Hallway)

Saturn walked with Glim at his side

"So you have a surprise signee?" Saturn asked

"Two….oh, and we found Mabel, she's in the cafeteria" Glim shrugged "Anyway's I think you'll like these two…..even though they dislike eachother" a door opening, two induviduals sleeping on the floor, one, Zim, the other a human boy in black with a rather large head.

"Zim…..and Dib" Saturn immediately recognized "HEY, WAKE UP!" he shouted

"Wha….Gaz? ZIM! Where am I" The human boy asked

"Hey, over here, Names Glim" Glim waved her hoof, smiling

"A Unicorn, I was right! They do exist!" Dib pumped his fist in the air "So, Glim….why am I here, with Zim….and where is here?"

"Right now, Japan…..in an alternate timeline, Short answer, you and Zim bring in a crowd of Emo's that work at hot topic for minimuim wage…..and my boyfriend wanted you guys here"

Glim answered

"We're a multi-dimensional wrestling company…..and we need some people to face my sister….If you could throw a match, let Festivia win" Saturn said

"Saturn no…..Shoot match" Glim said

"Shoot match?" Dib asked

"...she's suggesting you fight Festivia….actually fight" Saturn explained

"Wait, you said this was multi-dimensional….does that mean there's other species wrestling here?" Dib asked

"Sure, we got Pegasi, Humans, Mewmans, Gallisayians, Androids, Sayians, Monster/Mewman hybrids, Gems…..and their all pretty chill" Glim said "Up to you Dib….you want to join?"

"A world where people know about aliens" Dib said

"LIVE with aliens" Saturn pointed out

"And there are other humans?" Dib asked

"Yep" Glim nodded

"I'll do it! Wait….why do you need Zim? Isn't he evil?" Dib asked

"No….by Irken standards, he's a fucking moron, he was banished to earth" Glim explained "He just thinks the armada's coming beacuse again, he's an idiot….also his home governing body hates him"

"...So…..Earth's his punishment beacuse he's stupid?" Dib asked

"Basically" Saturn said

"That's….harsh" Dib said

"Incredibly" Glim nodded

"I kinda feel sorry for him" Dib said waking zim up

"Wha? You, YOU! WHO ARE YOU?" Zim sat up

"I-" Saturn was interrupted by Zim

"Who are you?" Zim shouted, Saturn chuckling

"he-" Glim was interrupted

"I was not speaking to you, filth beast slave" Zim spat

"THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU PRICK!" Saturn hugged his marefriend

"Huh, wha? Tell your slave to bite her tongue" Zim said

"...how about I kick your ass and you apologize" Saturn growled, punting the eight year old sized alien

"An irken never apologizes to stink beasts" Zim stood up, grabbing his side "Or to humans…..DIB….did you set this up? Tell me!"

"...no, I did actually, Saturn was talking about a tv show he liked featuring an invader Zim…..which sounded Irken, so I called up the tallest…...stupid name, and they said they don't care about you, and wouldn't care if you lived or died…...I offered to take you off their hands for the fee of not invading the union of dimensions, Mewni, Equestria, Earth. The works….basically, you work for me now Zim" Glim smirked

"...You lie!" Zim shouted

"No…...it's true, also, I know that your planet hates you now Zim….and that the armada Isn't coming" Dib crossed his arms in victory

"...I've failed as an invader….." Zim slumped

"You could always be a wrestler for MECCW" Saturn offered

"I don't need your inferior pity sap" Zim sighed

"Offers always here bro" Saturn said "Always here"

A door creaked open and Festivia popped her head through the crack

"Hello? Saturn? Glim….who're" Festivia then noticed Zim and whistled "HELLLLO NURSE HOTTIE, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?"

"You're kidding, right? Zim? Really?" Dib asked

"Look sometimes a mewman wants that Irken SqueeballsNick" Fest said "Is that so wrong?"

"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY SQUEEBALLNICK FILTHY 'MEW' HUMAN!" Zim shouted

"...Fest, that's his nono spot, no touchy…..also…..you're eight, chill" Saturn pointed out

"...ok" Fest sighed "B-but you're clapping alien cheeks"

"I'm 16, on Mewni that apparently means i'm almost an adult…..medieval rules I guess" Saturn shrugged "almost 17….besides, Glim and I are committed to each other"

"Each Other's bodies" Fest muttered

"What was that?" Saturn asked

"Nothing!" She smiled weakly

"Sooooo Fest, what's up?" Saturn asked

"Who's my mystery opponent?" Fest asked

"One of these two" Saturn said

"Cool….hey is Joe here yet?" Fest looked around

"He took the night off with Kane" Glim clarified

"AWWWWE" She sighed

(Arena)

"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back, I'm Jim Ross accompanied by former queen of Mewni Eclipsa Butterfly and joining us at the announcer table for the first time in MECCW, Taz" JR motioned for the camera to zoom out, Showing Taz sitting in between JR and an empty chair

"Where did Eclipsa go?" JR asked

"Wait…..you're serious about Eclipso? Isn't she a baby eating witch? More importantly, isn't she dead?" Taz asked

"Both, both of those statements are completely and utterly wrong…..the only things i've seen Eclipsa eat are corn, and the more than occasional chocolate bar" JR said as Eclipsa sat in the empty chair

"Oh, hello, you must be Taz, I'm Eclipsa" Eclipsa smiled, shaking Taz's hand

"Your Judas' mom right? Seen a lot of great spots outta that kid over two years" Taz answered

"Yes, Saturn's quite talented as a warrior" Eclipsa agreed

(Voodoo - Godsmack)

"Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall! Introducing first, billed from the pits of hell, the MECCW Earth champion, accompanied by James Mitchell, The Dark Lotus, VAMPIIIIIIRO!" Tracy announced, Vampiro walking out with a smiling Mitchell behind him, Title draped over vampiro's shoulder as he walked, flame pyro erupting on the stage and along the ramp

"TAKER'S GONNA KILL YOU! TAKER'S GONNA KILL YOU!" The crowd chanted as Vampiro got into the ring

"I don't believe this match is gonna be as one-sided as the fans believe, Vampiro's got a lot of grit, I've seen him in WCW and TNA whoopin people like Tommy Dreamer, Raven and Rey Mysterio" Taz informed

"Vampiro's faced Tommy Dreamer?" Eclipsa asked

(Gong)

(GONG)

(GONG)

A choir of druids marches out and begins to sing

"Look at this! A choir of cultists!" Eclipsa chuckled

"Bah gawd!" JR shouted as Lightning struck vampiro, the man unfazed

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" the crowd chanted

"The man's a tank…..that lightning, we can only assume came from the Undertaker, should have blown Vampiro to pieces!" Taz said as a Druid took of his hood, showing he was the undertaker, shocked at Vampiro's survival

"Look at Taker! The man is in total and utter shock!" JR commented, Taker taking off the robe to reveal his ring-gear, the deadman walking to the ring

"And from Death Valley, Texas, The Deadman, otherwise known as, THE UNDERTAKER!" Tracy said as Taker got into the ring, the bell ringing and the two locking up

"Alot of animosity between these two" Eclipsa pointed out as Vampiro hit an early DDT, followed by a fist drop onto Taker's spine

"Early offense by Vampiro" JR commented "Taker rolling over and climbing up the ropes, then running at Vampiro with his arm out for a clothesline, Vampiro ducking, Taker turning around only to get drop kicked

"Domination, on the side of Vampiro…...Taker's gotta do something if he wants to win this match" Taz said

"But what Taz?" Eclipsa asked as Vampiro grabbed the rope and put his foot across Taker's face, the referee now counting

"1...2...3...fou" Vampiro now releasing his grip, letting taker get up

"This isn't even an exicution, this is a lynching" JR said as Vampiro raised his hand, charging a ki blast and shooting it at taker

"HE SHOT A FIREBALL! A BLUE FIREBALL AT TAKER!" Eclipsa shouted as the 'fireball' connected and Taker fell, Vampiro running and going for the pin

"1.."the ref counted, Taker sitting straight up, punching Vampiro off of him before getting up, grabbing the lotus by the throat and slamming him down with the might of zeus

"Oh My Gawd! This entire arena just shook with that chokeslam!" JR commented, Taker picking Vampiro backup and setting up a Tombstone Piledriver, hitting the move and going in for the pin

"Taker for the pin!" Eclipsa said

"1...2.." Vampiro kicks out

Vampiro Kicks OUT, both men getting up and staring each other down for a moment, the two locking up by the waist, for a moment, the two struggled before Taker hit a backbreaker, which was met with a triangle hold by Vampiro, Taker slowly getting up with Vampiro on his neck and hitting a powerbomb

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!" the crowd chanted as the powerbomb connected, Taker rolling up Vampiro for a pin, as Mitchell panicked outside the ring

"1...2...3!" the ref counted

"Vampiro's been pinned! Vampiro's been pinned!" JR shouted

"What have we witnessed JR?" Eclipsa asked as Vampiro rolled out of the ring

(The Rooster - Alice in Chains)

"BARDOCK! BARDOCK! BARDOCK!" the crowd chanted as Bardock walked, Mitchell Cackling

(AIN'T FOUND A WAY TO KILL ME YET, EYES BURN FROM STING AND SWEAT)

Golden sparklers erupted from the stage to the ramp, Undertaker shocked and grabbing one of the ropes, Bardock climbing into the ring and grabbing Taker by the throat, hoisting him above his head, floating upwards

"This guys floating, with no harness!" Taz said amazed "I need to learn how to do that!"

"Miss Dieath is holding a class after the show for demonstration" Eclipsa commented as Bardock continued to float up, Vampiro Getting up

(Nightcore - Pretty Little Psycho)

"IT'S CRISSY, THE FIRST EARTH CHAMPION! THE FIRST EARTH CHAMPION!" JR shouted as Crissy ran out and Speared Vampiro to the ground, then hitting him with punches, elbows, her tail, forearm and palms. Bardock lowering and hitting a chokeslam onto the ground creating a crater

"OH BAH GAWD! THE UNDERTAKER HASN'T BEEN BURIED ALIVE, THE GROUNDS BEEN BURIED UNDER HIM!" JR shouted

"...we can pay for that right?" Taz asked

"Maybe…." Eclipsa sweatdropped as Bardock stood up, seeing Crissy

"...Hey gramps" Crissy said in between punches "Wanna get a beer?"

"Sure" he said, the two walking off backstage

The camera cut back to the announcer table where JR, Taz and Eclipsa sat

"Thank you for joining us for this night of interdimensional combat, I'm Jim Ross accompanied by The human suplex machine Taz, and as always, Eclipsa Butterfly" JR said as Festivia walked up to Eclipsa with a snookers

"I just got the text" Fest said, handing Eclipsa the chocolate bar

"Thank you Sweetie" Eclipsa smiled,

"Mom, can I stay for this match?" Fest asked

"Of course Festivia" Eclipsa said scooting over in the chair, Festivia climbing in

(KoRn - Freak on a leash)

"The following match is set for one fall, and is a No Disqualifications Match, introducing first, from Mewni Castle, Mewni, She is The Carver, SOLARIA!" tracy introduced, Solaria walking out to a small pop, Sword in hand

"If I was Solaria, I'd be runnin' for my life from the Sandman" Taz said

"Both of these competitors are vicious killing machines" JR commented "No offense, Eclipsa"

"No, No, I understand" Eclipsa waved off, Solaria reaching the end of the ramp and slamming the sword into the air, getting a larger pop from the crowd, Sparklers going off behind her before she ran and slid into the ring, Posing with the sword in the air before handing it to the ref

(Metallica - Enter Sandman)

"And from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he is a five time ECW champion, THE SANDMAN!" Tracy announced

"Sandman, his music's playing, blaring I might add, where is he?" Taz asked

"Wait a minute!" JR said, pointing to the crowd, a blonde man standing with a six pack of budweisers and kendo stick in hand, cigarette in mouth, The man looking around and nodding, Cracking open a beer with the hand holding the kendo stick

"I tuck you in, warm within, Keep you free from sin 'Til the sandman he comes, - Sleep with one eye opeN, Gripping your pillow tight, Exit light, Enter night, Take my hand, We're off to never-never land" the crowd sang as Sandman began to walk around, pouring a Budweiser down a Human fan's throat

"I'm Sure Sandman's checked everyone's ID" Fest joked

"Definitely" Taz Chuckled as the sandman continued to walk around the crowd, music blaring as he walks up to a fire elemental and lights his cigarette on her hair

"You can't smoke in here!" JR said

"Typical JR, following the rules to a T, have a little fun" Eclipsa replied, Sandman walking down the bleachers as Solaria waited in anticipation

"What is this a four minute, five minute song?" Festivia asked

"Four and a half dear" Eclipsa explained, getting a look from Taz

"What? It's Metallica…..Basically earth's best band…..don't tell Kenny that though….He likes the Backstreet Boys" Eclipsa joked as Sandman cracked open a beer and chugged some of it before slamming it across his forehead, beer splattering in the crowd

"The sandman has not bleed yet, he has not hit himself with that singapore cane yet, he is just getting started" Fest said, Sandman hitting himself with the beer can again, and another time, blood now pouring

"He's bleeding!" Eclipsa said shocked "The match hasn't started yet!"

A masked referee slid into the ring, waiting for the match to start

Sandman walked down the bleachers and entered the ring, the bell rang and Sandman swung the kendo stick, Solaria ducking under it, only for Sandman to grab her by the arm and hit her with the cane

"Did you hear the crack of that cane Eclipsa?" Taz asked, Eclipsa covering Festivia's eyes

"Mom! Saturn's been hurt worse than this and you let me watch!" Festivia complained, Solaria kicking Sandman in the chin before being hit with the Cane again

"This is a massacre!" JR said

"MOM I WANNA WATCH!" Festivia complained, Solaria grabbing the Cane and throwing it

Sandman punching Solaria before an uppercut and another punch to the chest and a DDT

"Why is the ref wearing a mask?" Eclipsa asked

"ECW! ECW! ECW!" the crowd chanted, Sandman smirking and looking around, sliding out of the ring and looking under the apron, grabbing a trash can and table

"He's got a table, a freakin' table" Festivia pointed out, Solaria kipping up and running to the sandman, jumping through the ropes and spearing him to the dirt ground, throwing punch after punch at the sandman, before getting up and grabbing the table and propping it up, Sandman getting up only to be picked up and spine busted through the table,

"OH BAH GAWD!" JR stood up

"Who the hell is that guy in the ring?" Taz shouted, Solaria then grabbing a piece of the table and sliding it into the ring, Sandman standing up and grabbing a piece himself

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED?" Eclipsa asked, the two warrior staring each other down before Solaria hit Sandman with the piece of table, again, and again until the board broke across the sandman's face

"I can feel that one!" Taz commented as Sandman chuckled

(Nonpoint - Bullet with a name on it)

"Wait a minute!" Fest shouted, the ref grabbing Solaria by the neck and hitting a

"CROSS RHODES!" JR shouted, the ref taking off his mask to reveal

"CODY, THAT'S CODY FREAKIN' RHODES!" Taz shouted, Cody reaching his arm out, Sandman slapping it out of his face

"And the Sandman wants nothing to do with Cody Rhodes!" Fest commented

Solaria slowly getting up, the Sandman breaking his board vertically across his knee so that there were two long pieces, handing one to Solaria

"What the hell?" Eclipsa asked, Solaria smirking as she and the Sandman began to hit the 'ref', the bell ringing in no contest

(Nonpoint - bullet with a name on it)

Another Cody, clad in dress shirt and pants sat in a stool

"WHAT THE HELL?! THERE'S TWO CODY'S!" JR pointed out, Solaria looking on in bewilderment, Sandman looking around in confusion

"Sandman, I think he just think he's had one too many" Fest commented

"Solaria, I see you've met my associate" Cody smirked

"What do you want?" Solaria asked

"Mewni" he replied, the crowd booing

"Never!" Solaria growled, a familiar Septarian stepping into frame

"I don't think you have a choice" He smiled, the camera panning to show a tied up Star, Saturn and Moon, 2 Dope and J standing with buckets of water and washcloths

"SATURN!" Festivia and Eclipsa shouted

"Surprise!" Toffee smiled

"YOU! YOU MO- BE- FREAK!" Solaria screamed, reaching into a pocket in her armor (Somewhere) and grabbing her Solarian lazer sword cutting into the ropes "Let them go!"

"Why are you doing this? Don't you work for Saturn now?" Moon asked

"I heard him listening to Twiztid!" 2 Dope cried, nodding his head to J

J taking a washcloth and putting it over Star's face

"DON'T YOU FUCKING WATERBOARD HER!" Saturn shouted

"Ok" J shrugged, taking the cloth and putting it over Saturn's face, 2 Dope pouring water over the cloth, Saturn beginning to gag for air, shaking in his chair, Moon and Star watching in horror

"MY BABY!" Eclipsa shouted "WHERE ARE THEY!"

"You wanna tell me where the wand is? HUH! I WANT A TITLE MATCH, YOU WANNA TELL ME WHERE THE WAND IS?!" Cody screamed in Saturn's face as the Waterboarding continued, J suddenly yanking the washcloth and slapping it onto Cody's face

"Double Cross from the clowns!" Fest said

"Little bit of advice, mister Rhodes…...when you kidnap someone, don't have their army within' ears reach…..and definitely don't have them in the same room as the kidnappers" Saturn smirked, 2 Dope untying Star and Moon, J pouring a Faygo down the washcloth "You want a title match, that can be arranged…...the title has a 24 hour clause upon it" Saturn smiled, bursting out of the ropes "Let them go Cody, we'll talk"

"NO!" Solaria screamed

"Saturn what are you doing?" Eclipsa asked

"Oh, it's not Cody you'll have to discuss with, Moth" a gruff voice said from the shadows

"Wait a minute, that's Dustin, Dustin Rhodes, Goldust, in MECCW!" JR shouted, a gold painted man in spandex walking up to Saturn

"Goldust, the older brother of Cody Rhodes" Taz explained

(What a twist, we'll be back soon, so FNF, RNR, and remember to wash your hands, hoofs and or appendages, thank you and have a terrific day)