[a/n]So in US the coronavirus is raging. Death rate in Italy awful. I personally think the Chinese govt has alot to answer for.
From my state a fascinating little story: ALL non-life-sustaining businesses were ordered closed. So if you're not a gas station, drug store, hospital or grocery store::CLOSE UP::Why are Beer Distributors allowed to be open?
Goodbye Kenny Rogers
Harry Does Different CCCXIII
Potty
Harry Potter generally thought himself a right screwup this year. Managed to get a classmate killed and a Dark Lord raised from the dead. Yep, definitely down there pretty far on the list. Now he'd saved his idiot cousin from a fate worse than death and he was getting expelled for it.
**THUMP**THUMP**THUMP Came from the front door and an only slightly muffled "That freak of yours did something to my son Dursley! I demand you fix him!"
"I wholeheartedly agree." Declared Uncle Vernon, heaving himself out of his seat, heading for the door. He eagerly admitted the raging Mr. Polkiss "Come right in Sage. We've just been lecturing the troublesome brat ourselves."
"P-p-potty!" stuttered Dudley from the loveseat, while Aunt Petunia mopped his brow and tried to calm him. The oversized teen was sweating profusely and she was struggling to keep him upright.
Harry giggled from his spot by the window "Potty? Really? That the best Diddikins got? What are you when you invented that? Two? Still in nappies?"
"Nasty brat." Piers Polkiss learned his bullying from his father, who; as soon as he saw the Potter freak, instantly struck. His fist flew right on target.
Unfortunately for Sage Polkiss, Harry Potter had a dozen years of Harry hunting, key chasing on brooms, Seeking in Quidditch and other such misadventures that gave him a finely tuned sense of danger even if he wasn't looking in its direction. He simply flinched aside landing on the couch.
Sage clenched his bloody fist as the massive wall mirror shattered and crashed and fell in pieces.
"Looks like that hurt, wha, Diddy?" Harry quipped at his cousin. He callously shoved the man who was in so much pain he couldn't even make a sound.
Vernon snarled as he helped his fallen neighbor "You freak boy! Crazy powers of yours! Make him right!"
"Wha'ever chu talkin 'bout Unca?" Harry affected a Hagrid accent and twirled his wand "Wan me give lil piggy a talley? Yahhuk!"
Dudley got even paler than the near-Dementor experience. He stumbled from the loveseat and fled the room with remarkable speed.
"I'll kill you for this!" Sage Polkiss threatened snarling in the boy's face.
Harry wasn't the least bit intimidated. He drove his forearm into the man's belly then his knee into the groin several times leaving him barely conscious, then declared "Think I didn't learn anything at St. Brutus?" Before sweeping out of the room, leaving a trail of destroyed Dursley finery. "Eww...Polkiss...smells like you went potty."
