APRIL FOOL'S EVERYONE! This is not canon to my story, I just wanted to do it. I hope you're ready. But before about I want to talk you about a great app called Raid Shadow-
I do not own anything except my OCs. WARNING: Randomness, dank memes and grammar mistakes.
Special chapter: April Fool's!
It was a normal day. Actually not normal at all because it was April 1st. In team RWBY's dorm, the girls were sleeping. Except for a Yang who planned something. She quietly got up and exited the room. She put on her scroll the Monsters Inc Earrape theme. She quickly threw the scroll inside and closed the door. The song started and inside they woke up screaming. "AHHHHHHH!"
"WHAT THE HELL?! MY EARS!"
"WHO DID THIS?!"
"YAAAAAANG!". Right now she was laughing her ass off. She entered and saw her friends who were really angry.
"April Fool's!" Yang said and they whined.
"So the day is gonna go like this?" Blake said.
"Pretty much." Ruby said.
"And I wanted a peaceful Saturday." Weiss said.
After that, they got up, took a bath and got dressed. But Yang was still in the bath because of her hair and she's a girl, don't forget that. "How are we going to survive today?"
"I don't know about you, but I'll be outside, reading my book. See ya." Blake said and then exited the room.
"Well Ruby, you grew up with her, do you have any ideas?"
"Don't worry, she's predictable. This isn't the first she has done that. It will be o... what is that?" Ruby said. In the middle she saw a table with a plate of cookies. Chocolate chip cookies. "Cookies?"
"That wasn't here before.". Then she saw Ruby going towards it. "What are you doing?!"
"I'm going to eat them."
"Why?! It could be another prank!"
"It's not. She sucks at cooking. And I can smell the chocolate from here. And it smells delicious." She took a bite, but the spit it out. She was on her knees, coughing, like it was the worst thing she ever tasted. "WHAT IS THIS?!". Then Nova appeared out of nowhere.
"HAHA! April Fool's! he said.
"Nova?!"
"You dumb fucking cretin! You fucking fool! Absolute fucking buffoon! You bumbling idiot! You thought it was a plate of chocolate chip cookies! But it wasn't chocolate, IT WAS BROCCOLI PIECES!". And that was it. The biggest blasphemy ever. Her entire world shattered. It was like someone blew up her heart with a shotgun.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Her cry was heard by the entire world. She curled and had a mental breakdown, sucking her thumb.
"What did you do! You broke her!" Weiss said.
"And I just started baby! April Fool's is day that I can release all the craziness I was holding for an entire year.". Then they both heard screaming from the bathroom. Yang kicked the door furiously. Her eyes were crimson and her hair... green.
"WHO DID THIS?!" Yang said.
"Oh no! She has gone berserk! (Ba dum tss!) So many people to prank, so little time. Wouldn't you agree?"
"Don't you have a girlfriend to spend time with?" Weiss said.
"I already pranked her."
"Oh my god, your so adorable! That reminds so many memories, when you were so little!". Fiona's mother was at Fiona's new luxurious place, holding her grumpy chibi daughter on her hug along with her friends.
"This is so. Embarrassing!" Fiona said.
"Our leader is so cute! I just want to dip her in chocolate and eat her!" Rita said.
"Oh my gosh, we must dress her up in cute clothes and take pictures!" Alice said.
"Please no..." Fiona said.
"I got the camera!" Lillie said.
"NOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Back with the gang
"I'm on fire!" Nova said. He then ran outside to find his next victim.
"I don't like this at all." Yang said. But then Nova returned because he forgot to prank Weiss.
"I almost forgot." He took a bucket out of nowhere, put it on her head and started hitting it with a hammer. But he was hitting too hard and he changed its shape, encasing her head. "PRANKED! WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO!". He then left, jumping around like a cartoon.
"That's it! Let's go after him!"
"Yeah! He must pay for his sins!" Ruby said.
"*muffled sounds and agreeing noises*" Weiss said. Then they ran out, but Weiss bumped on the wall.
"Oh yeah, we should help her." Yang said.
"I'll get the blow torch." Ruby said.
Let's go see Nova's next victim. Pyrrha was walking in the halls, when suddenly she got a notification." What's this?" she said. It was a message from an unknown number. "You must help. The faunus prince is attacked by racism. If you want to help him, sent money right now to save him. Hurry up.". She deleted the text and continued walking. She then got another message from the same number. "This is your last chance to save him. Leave me alone!". She deleted the message and continued. But she got another message. "Stop sending me messages! *gasp*... no...". This time it had a photo, with some people, the severed head of the faunus prince and his body shish kebab'd on a metal rod. "You could've saved him. You are a terrible person." She then got on her knees and cried. "What have I done?! I could've saved him!". Then Nova came.
"What happened?!" he said.
"I did something terrible!... And now the faunus prince is dead!"
"Pyrrha, calm down. There's no such thing as a faunus prince."
"... Huh?"
"April Fool's."
"... What?". He then started laughing like crazy.
"Oh my! You should have seen your face! It was like what?" He got on the floors, laughing." You were crying!". He calmed down after a couple of minutes and got up. Then Pyrrha punched him in the shoulder, but that didn't ruin his mood.
"You jerk!"
"Oh man, that was priceless!"
"What was that picture?!"
"I made it. Anyway, time for more pranks." He then saw at the corner Jaune, hitting on a girl. "Ooh, looks like he did something smart." Then Pyrrha got worried, because he was her crush and she's a giiiiiirl. "This will be fun.". He quickly went there to ruin it. "Hey Jauney Jauney, how's it going BLSD?"
"Nova? What are you doing here?" he said.
"I'm just... you know... hey who's this bitch?"
"Excuse me?!" she said.
"She's Lucy and don't be rude!" Jaune said.
"Oh, you found another one already? You dumped the last one yesterday!"
"What?!" Lucy said. "What did you say?!"
"What are you talking about?!" Jaune said.
"You didn't know? He always asks girls out, fucks them the same day and dumps them the next day." Nova said.
"Is that true?!" Lucy daid.
"Of course not! I'd never do that!" Jaune said.
"All that just to prove that you're not gay. Also, I'm here to give you your weekly drug supply." Nova said, showing him a bag of cocaine.
"You do drugs too?!" Lucy said.
"Hey, I would do the same thing if I had AIDS."
"Dude, what the hell?! What are you saying?!" Jaune said. Then Lucy slapped him and left. "Look what you did!"
"I know. April Fool's. WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO!". He then left bouncing all over the place.
"Aww man...". Then Pyrrha came and asked him what happened.
"What happened?"
"I just lost another chance. Why does the universe hate me so much? Pyrrha, why are you staring at me like that?". She was lost to her own fantasy, watching his beautiful dork face.
"Me?... I was, uhh... oh screw it, it's not canon anyways. Φίλα με ρε καύλα!". Then she grabbed him and kissed him. He was confused and shocked. He was about pushing her back, but he then thought:
'Fuck it, why not?'. And they continued kissing.
"Oh people call me Daffy
They think that I am goony
Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney!
Oh when they say I'm nutsy
It sure gives me a pain
Please pass the ketchup I think its going to rain!
Oh you can't bounce a meatball
Though try with all your might
Ah turn on the radio I want to fly a kite.
Good evening friends!"
Nova was singing in the halls, trying to find his next victim. He then saw a happy Nora skipping and singing, because she's Nora and she's a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl. "Hey Nora! High five!"
"Sure!" she said. They did a high five and she was immediately hit by thousands of volts. After that, she was covered in soot, with her hair staying up.
"April Fool's!". But she didn't look like she was affected by it.
"Wow, that felt great! Give me that!". She took the bomber from his hand and shocked her self. "THIS *bzzt*. IS *bzzt*. AMAZING! *bzzt*"
"That was unexpected. Anyway... can you stop shocking yourself?"
"Okay... *bzzt* Sorry.
"*sigh* I need you to do some things for me."
"What's in it for me?"
"What do you want?"
"My own pancake monkey butler."
"Deal. Now here's what you'll do.". He then whispered to her ear the pranks he wants her to do.
"You were just saying the word whisper."
"But you know what'll you do?"
"Of course! I can understand whisper."
"Good. Don't let me down. When you're done, meet me at the campus at 12 o' clock."
"You can count on me!"
"THERE HE IS!" Nova saw Ruby, Weiss and Yang coming right at him.
"I left everything you need outside your dorm. Good luck. Gotta accelerate quickly!" Nova said and then ran away. Nora then skipped towards where he told her to go.
Let's go see someone else. Ren was in his dorm, meditating, when suddenly he heard someone knocking on the door. He got up, he opened the door and got blasted by a foam cannon, pinning him on the wall, like in that meme. "April Fool's, Ren!" Nora said. She then left to complete her job.
"...What can I say? It's my life." Ren said. *Insert Seinfeld theme*
BGM: Twelfth street rag - SpongeBob SquarePants
Let's go back to Nova where he's being chased by three angry anime girls. Then he thought of an idea. He splitted into three and took different directions, two on left and right and one ran behind them. And so the girls split up too. Ruby followed the one on the left. He chased him through the dorms. Now it's the door chase trope where they go through all the doors. She chases him, he chases her, he chases herself(?), with bicycles, pogo sticks, karts, Scooby Doo and the gang are being chased by the headless horseman. In the end she bumps on herself(?). Then all the students from the dorms take their weapons and shoot her, because she invaded their personal space. After that they go back, leaving Ruby confused. But she gets ran over by Nova and his kart.
Yang followed the one on the right. She turned at the corner, but she didn't see a pair of roller skates. So she started skating uncontrollably. "Out of the way!" she yelled to the students in front. She went through the crowd, but she was on her underwear now. "What the-?!". She kept skating, until she fell down the stairs. But it didn't end yet. The floor was covered in butter, so she slided, until she crashed headfirst into a wall. Nova then went and wrote the word THICC on her butt with a permanent marker and then ran way.
Weiss followed the one that ran the other way. He quickly opened a door that was on the floor and went down the stairs, closing it behind him. When Weiss did it, there were no stairs. She lifted it to stand up. She opened now andnthe stairs were there. She walked up the stairs, but Nova appeared from the other side and pushed the door down, making her fall down the stairs. He closed the door and left. Weiss was trying to open it, but she couldn't. She put so much force that the door got up and fell on the other side, making her fall down the stairs again. She walked up the stairs. "Stupid cartoon logic!" she said. Then Nova appeared and put the door on the wall.
End of BGM
"I suggest that you should take a step back." Nova said.
"Why?"
"For this." She looked at where he was pointing and saw Ruby chasing another Nova. That Nova did a backflip and let Ruby keep running. She skidded all the way to stop, because she was using her semblance, but it just made her fall and tumble towards Weiss. She crashed into ee and both fell down the stairs. *insert funny piano song while falling down the stairs* (If you don't know what the song was, check out Asterix and Cleopatra, the scene with the pirates)
"Owwie..." Ruby said.
"Get off of me, you dolt!" Weiss said. The two Novas merged together as Ruby and Weiss were coming back. But then they saw the last Nova being chased by Yang, who was on fire right now from rage. That Nova, the moment they were close, he made a quick turn and stuck out his leg, making her trip and crash into the others, falling down the stairs again. *insert same piano song*
"Get your big chest of my face, I can't breathe- wow, your skin is very soft." Weiss said.
"Yang, why does it say THICC on your butt?" Ruby said.
"WHAT?!" she yelled. The Novas merged and became one again. He closed the door, took it and went to an open window. He opened it again, facing down, letting the girls fall down on a mud pit. They were very pissed right now.
"Bye!" Nova said. He folded the door, making it tiny, put it in his pocket and left.
Let's go to the last victim. Blake was sitting outside, in the shadow a tree and reading a book, because she is antisocial and A GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL. She was done reading and called it a day. "Oh man, how long was I sitting here? I feel my ass sore." she said. She didn't notice a Nora watching her with binoculars.
"Now it's my chance." Nora said. She looked at the tree. "Come on, I only need two. There.". She saw two adorable squirrels. She left her hiding place. She quickly went there and took an acorn. "Hey little squirrels. You want this nut?". She got their attention. "Then go get it!" She then hit it with her big-ass hammer and went right inside Blake's pants.
"What the-?". The squirrels ran to take the acorn and went inside her pants. She started screaming and moving around like crazy. "AHHHHHHHH! SOMETHING IS IN MY PANTS!"
"There. Oh, it's 11:55. I must meet Nova now!". She then left.
Meanwhile, Nova was standing at the campus, dressed up as a early 2000s rapper. "It's almost time." he said. Then he noticed the three muddy girls coming towards him, very angry. "Can I help you?"
"Never in my entire life. EVER! Have I been humiliated like that." Weiss said.
"You have ruined my hair TWICE now! Do you have any idea how much is going to take to make them again?!" Yang said.
"You have committed two big crimes against childhood! You must pay!" Ruby said.
"Come on, don't ruin it now. It's April Fool's. Things like that happen. One day you'll remember this moments and laugh." Nova said.
"I'm here!" Nora said who arrived just now.
"Great! Let me change your clothes now.". He snapped his fingers and she got dressed up like a rapper too.
"Wait, what are you doing?" Yang said.
"Freestyle. Are you ready?"
"I was born ready, dog! Hit it!" Nora said.
BGM: S. I. M. P. - Phineas and Ferb
Nova: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
"AHHHHHHH!". Blake just appeared, moving like crazy because- "There's squirrels in my pants!"
Nova: Woah, she's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
"There's squirrels in my pants!"
Nova: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
(S-I-M-P)
"Squirrels in my pants!"
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Nora: Step right over and watch me put it down...
"Squirrels! Squirrels!"
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
(S to the I to the M to the P!)
Nora: Who you got back home, watering your plants?
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Nova: How can I qualify for government grants?
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Nora: Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Nova: Got an Aunt Florence living in France
(She can't see the-)
"Squirrels in my pants!"
Step right over and watch me put it down...
"Squirrels! Squirrels!"
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
(S to the I to the M to the P!)
Nova: If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
Yeah... Proletariat and bourgeoisie!
(Baby you don't need an academic degree!)
Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
(S to the I to the M to the P!)
Step right over and watch me put it down...
"Squirrels! Squirrels!"
(S to the I to the M to the P!)
Step right over and watch me put it...
Both: Down, down, on the ground...
'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
(S...) S to the I to the M to the P!
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Nova: If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
(M...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
"Squirrels! Squirrels!"
(S to the I to the M to the P!)
Nora: If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants!
(S..) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance!
Background singer: (I...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Nova: Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
(M...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Both: Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!
End of BGM
"AHHHHHHHH!". She finally passed out and the squirrels got out the way the went in.
"Wait, she actually had squirrels in her pants?" a random student said.
"Yeah. You just got served. Oh, and Nora?" Nova said.
"Yes?" she said.
"You're a terrible singer."
"What?! No, I was good!"
"Nah...". Everyone around also agreed.
"Oh, shut up!". Blake then woke up.
"Oh man, what happened?" she said.
"April Fool's!" Nova said.
"Huh?"
"You had squirrels in your pants and everyone here just saw you twerking." Yang said.
"What?! Who, me?!"
"Uh huh. All thanks to my little ginger friend." Nova said.
"You said it!" Nora said. Then they shaked hands, but Nova got hit by thousands of volts. She kept holding his hand and he was in the air being zapped, until his clothes disintegrated. Everyone around was seeing Nova's burned divine dick. Yang immediately covered Ruby's eyes and everyone else was trying not to look. "APRIL FOOL'S!". Then Nora started laughing.
"What just happened? Did I just got pranked?"
"You didn't expect that, didn't you?"
"But... how?"
"Yeah, we want to know as well." Weiss said.
"Oh silly kids." Nora said. She then lowered a big planning paper out of nowhere and put nerdy glasses. "Yesterday I saw the calendar and I saw that today would be April Fool's. Then I thought what prank should I do to my friends. But then I realised that I needed to do something big. Something that no one would do in a million years. And then it came to me. To prank the biggest pranker and I'm not talking about Yang, you're far from it, honey."
"Hey!" she said.
"Nova, as the meme lord he is, I suspected that April Fool's is his favourite day, and my theory was right. I knew that he would prank every one of us, leaving Blake for last because of her thicc booty that I wish I had."
"Wait, what was-" Blake said.
"It's Smart Nora time, don't interrupt. Anyway, the only thing I needed is a way to do the prank. I let myself as the bait to see what he would do to me. And, as if fate wanted me to succeed, it was a shock bomber, which I never expected to have that much high voltage. Then he asked me to help him, which I predicted because of my crazy, unpredictable nature. I asked him to give me his bomber, which was his mistake and my chance. I would shock him the moment he would let his defences down. But, then I thought, but he's strong as shit, how could I do it? Well, another mistake he did is that he didn't know my semblance, which we all know how it works. Before I pranked Blake, I already shocked myself like a hundred times, I wasn't counting, giving me enough power to not let him go. And the rest is history.". Everyone was shocked by her accurate explanation.
"You thought all of that yesterday?"
"Uh huh! The only way to beat someone unpredictable is to be more unpredictable and predict the unpredictable, which makes him predictable and it turns out that I'm the unpredictable, which was predictable, so that makes us predictable and unpredictable at the same time, which I didn't predict. Or did I?"
"I'm confused. She predicted that or not?" Ruby said. Nova was very impressed. So much that he applauded.
"Good. Very good. I never expected someone to beat me like that. You won." Nova said. He snapped his fingers and he was now clean and wearing clothes, like nothing happened.
"Now you must keep your promise, since I helped you."
"Okay.". He snapped his fingers again and a monkey, wearing butler clothes appeared.
"Yes! My monkey butler! I would like some pancakes, please.". The monkey quickly brought a table, a chair to sit and a big plate of pancakes.
"Is anyone else jealous?" Ruby said. Weiss raised her hand.
"You can buy one." Yang said.
"I know, but still." Weiss said.
"Can you pour some syrup, too?" Nora said. The monkey went to pour syrup on her pancakes, but it noticed that it wasn't coming down. The jug was empty. So it went on a rampage. He threw the table and attacked some of the students. Then it climbed a tree. Angrily took a beehive that was hanging and threw it. It landed on Nora's head. She started running around, screaming, while trying to get it off, while bees were stinging her face.
"APRIL FOOL'S, BAKA!" Nova said.
"What?!" the rest said.
"Since the bomber didn't work, I had to prank her again. The god of the pranks is back on top!"
BGM: The slide whistle song - SpongeBob SquarePants
"In fact, I'm so happy that I'll prank anyone!". He then went and pranked everyone in the academy, by throwing pies, pulling pants down and giving wedgies. He went to the city and did the same. He went to all the kingdoms, even Salem's place. When he ripped off her clothes, he saw her hot, but pale, full of black veins body and put them back, feeling disgusted. He went to space, holding a tnt box. He pushed the lever and BOOM! The entire land of the planet exploded and got a new shape, saying APRIL FOOL'S. "Happy April Fool's everyone! See you in the next chapter! WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO!"
And done! That was a fun chapter. Like, follow, review, sent a PM and read the Nova Force. See you soon!
