Based on the episode: The Donut Of Shame


Lana wakes up, moaning. There's drool all over her mouth. Then she starts to panic. "Wha-huh? What happened?! Where am I?!"

She scoots backwards, then looks around and sees a messy kitchen. She remembers what happened. "Oh right, the party. Me and Lola must've passed out and I fell asleep...in the kitchen."

Lana gets up. "Geez, this place is a mess. Someone should really clean it up. Not me though."

She walks out as pizza is stuck to the back of her nightgown. She walks upstairs to her room and lays back in a beanbag. "See Lola? I told you we shouldn't have stayed up past eight thirty. Things get REAL crazy after eight thirty."

We cut to a flashback of yesterday where Lola, Roxanne, Winston, and even Lana and her friend Skippy are having a tea party.

"Would you like some more tea, Miss Furrybottom?" Lola held out a teapot in front of a stuffed teddy bear.

"Yes, please." Roxanne said, voicing the stuffed animal. Lola pours more tea.

"Whoooo!" Lana cheered. "Chamomile! Chamomile! Chamomile!"

We cut back to Lana in the beanbag. "She really knows how to pound em down, huh Lola? Lola? Lola? Lo-"

Lana notices her sister sleeping with a chocolate cupcake in her hand. She takes Lola's hand. "Wow. That's a good looking cupcake." She drools and takes the cupcake from Lola. Then rushes off into the dining room. She sets it on a plate and is about to eat it.

"A beautiful specimen of cupcakehood. A cupcake this nice deserves to be served on fine china!" Lana goes into the kitchen and searches the cupboards for the best plate, breaking a lot of other plates in the process. She finds one last plate. "The good plate."

She goes back to the dining table. "Don't worry cupcake. No longer will you suffer the indignity of sub-par dining wear." She puts the cupcake on the new plate and takes out a fork and knife.

"I don't think I've ever seen a cupcake this nice before." She's about to eat it, but stops. "But I think there's something about this cupcake that Lola showed me last night…"

We flashback to last night as the twins look really tired.

"A donut this nice could really make a girl happy." She falls asleep on the tea party table with the cupcake in her hand. We go back to the present time. Lana gasps and goes back to her room to check on her sister. Lola is still sleeping. Lana goes back to the dining room.

"This is Lola's delicious-" She drools and puts the cupcake in her mouth. She talks with her mouth full. "Wai- I an't eat er upake!" She spits it out. "It's Lola's."

She cries. Then a devil cupcake with red frosting appears on Lana's left shoulder and an angel cupcake with white frosting and sprinkles appears on her right shoulder.

"Go on and eat it." The devil cupcake said. "What're you waiting for?"

"Don't do it." The angel cupcake advised. "That's Lola's donut!"

"Don't listen to him. He's covered in sprinkles."

Lana whines. "I hate conflicts!"

"It couldn't get any easier than this." The devil cupcake hooks a chain to the chocolate cupcake. "Just hook a chain to it, pop it in your mouth, and when your twin sister wants it back. just yank it out."

"I hate to admit it but that's a great idea!" The angel cupcake said. The red and white cupcakes disappear. Lana eats the cupcake with the chain connected to it. She swallows the chain as well.

"Ah...and now.." She pulls the chain out of her mouth and finds out the cupcake is gone. "Ahh! Lola's cupcake! I ate it!"

She tries to cough it up and does so. "I gotta sneak this cupcake back into our room before Lola notices."

Lana rushes up to her room, but sees Lola is already awake. She screams and hides the cupcake.

"Morning Lanes, that was some party last night, huh sis?"

Lana screams.

"That's how I feel about it! Ahhhh!" Lola shows Lana a video camera. "Lucky for us I recorded the whole party so we can relive it over and over and over again."

"Don't watch that tape!"

"I'm waiting to watch it with you, silly. But first, I have to get ready. I won't take long." Lola goes to her closet. Lana panics and goes out of the room.

"Oh no! That video will show me stealing Lola's cupcake! Aw man, I-I-I gotta hide this thing!"

Lana hides it in the fridge. "Wait, what am I thinking? Of course she'd find it in the fridge!" She takes it out.

Lola is brushing her hair right now. Lana hides the cupcake in the living room lamp, but then she sees the cupcake's shadow and takes it out. Lola is putting on lipstick. Lana tried to find another place where she could hide the dessert. Then she hides it under the rug. She sits on the couch and sighs with relief. But a thought comes to her mind.

Lola walks downstairs. "Hey Lana, I-" She steps on the cupcake that was under the rug and noticed. She gasps and gathers the frosting in her hands. "You monster! You will PAY for this!" Fire is seen in Lola's eyes.

Lana screams in fear. She takes the cupcake from the rug, goes outside, and tosses it in the mud. But she gets another thought.

Lola walks outside. "I need a mud mask makeover."

Lana panics, picks up the cupcake and runs to the upstairs bathroom. She puts the dessert in the toilet. And once again, another thought occurs to her.

Lola bangs on the bathroom door. "Get outta there Lana! I gotta pee!"

Lana takes the cupcake out of the toilet. "I know! The attic!"

Lola has her daytime gown on and is putting on her shoes. Lana goes to the hallway and uses the ladder to climb up to the attic. But when she opens the door, Lucy's bats fly out, spooking Lana out and making her fall down. "Ow." Lana rubs her head.

"Hi Lana." Lola was all dressed up and standing behind Lana. Lana screams.

"Uh, hey Lola…" She hides the cupcake behind her back.

"Are you ready to-"

"I don't have anything behind my back so don't look there!" Lana blurted.

"Wait, what?"

"Nothing."

"Okay, then. Are you ready to see this?" Lola takes out the tape. Lana becomes extremely worried as her eyes are bloodshot. Lola walks downstairs to the living room and Lana follows. "The official testament of our crazy party."

She puts the tape in the video player and is about to press the play button.

"Noooo!" Lana cried. "I took it! I took your cupcake Lola! I'm sorry!"

"Oh Lana, you really should see this video."

The video plays. An exhausted Lola holds out a cupcake. "I want you to have this because you're my best sister. And a cupcake this nice could really make a girl happy." The video ends.

Lana shows the cupcake. "Wait, you mean this is mine?"

"Duh. It was our birthday. And I know how much you wanted that cupcake."

"Wow. I guess I was so tired from partying so much that I forgot. Thanks Lola. You wanna share?"

"Sure thing, sis."

Lana splits the dessert in half and gives one half to Lola. The twins eat their halves, but then Lola feels sick as Lana is enjoying her cupcake.

"Pretty good, huh?"