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Chapter 62: DevilArtemis compilation

"Wait, which one will you play?" Jaune said.

"I'll probably play my personal favourites." Nova said.

"Before you play anything, tell me. How random is it?" Weiss said.

"Kermit the frog is in every video."

"... Play it. Just... play it. Let's get over with it."

Cell vs All For One part 4

[Intro]

(Cell and Kermit were relaxing near a waterfall, when suddenly they sense something wrong.)

"Oh, SFM." Ruby said.

Cell: Something's wrong, Kermit.

All For One: So we meet again, Perfect Cell.

"What?! All For One?! What is he doing here?"

"He's the villain." Nova said.

"But isn't Cell a bad guy?" Yang said.

"Not in the DevilArtemis universe." Jaune said.

Kermit: All For One! You persistent bastard!

All For One: I have returned and this time I am sure that my evil plans will go through without fail.

Kermit: Do I have to beat the shit out of you again?

"Again? But... he's a Muppet." Pyrrha said.

All For One: That will not be necessary, Kermit. You'll be far too busy crying before you can even lift a finger.

"Wait, who's that dead guy in the river?" Blake said.

"It's Shallot. A Saiyan from a mobile game." Nova said.

"Why is he dead?" Ruby said.

"Because... he's kind of a joke here."

"That sucks. I bet he's a interesting character."

Cell: What have you done this time, All For One?

All For One: This time Perfect Cell, I have thought of an even more, devastating, unforgivable plan! I, All For One, will set off everyone's alarm clock five minutes early. And every time that you go to snooze it, it gets louder.

"That is-"

"Pure evil!" Nora interrupted Weiss.

"No! It's dumb!"

"Come on, would you like it if that happened?" Yang said.

"I... well... of course not. It would get annoying- oh my god, it is evil."

"That's a special kind of evil." Pyrrha said.

Cell: You sick bastard!

Kermit: I won't let you get away with that, All For One! We can just shut off our mobile devices and shatter your evil plan.

"Nice solution. But what about alarm clocks?" Ren said.

"Who uses alarm clocks?" Yang said.

"A lot of people." Weiss said.

All For One: Not before I shatter your heart, Kermit. You see, this conversation is just a distraction, while my real evil plan is taking place as we speak.

"What could be worse?" Ruby said.

Cell: No... what have you done?!

All For One: I, All For One, have canceled MCU Spider-Man's contract... with Marvel.

Kermit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Some laughed with that.

"It wasn't his plan, but Kermit's scream that was funny. But that is very bad." Jaune said.

Kermit: You have no idea what you've just done!

All For One: I mean I'm pretty happy with the results. I might even pour myself a bowl of milk and cereal as a reward.

"Please not in that order. Please not in that order." Ruby said.

Kermit: Oh that sounds pretty good.

All For One: In that order.

"Oh come on!"

"Who eats cereal like that?!" Jaune said.

"Is it different?" Blake said.

"Oh my god, do you live under a rock?! First is the cereal and then the milk! If you pour the milk first, then it's just weird." Yang said.

"Well I'm sorry for not knowing that because I always had only a glass of milk for breakfast as a kid!"

Kermit: NOOOOOOO! Who the hell pours milk before the cereal?! NOOOOOOO-

"Okay, that was actually funnier than SMG4." Weiss said.

"Glad you like it. Next one." Nova said.

Cell vs Emo Kermit (Universe 6)

[Intro]

(Cell was at his arean, wondering where is Kermit.)

Cell: Kermit!(sees Kermit?) What in God's name?

"What's with the hair?" Yang said.

"Are those net sleeves?" Blake said.

Kermit(?): Actually, I'm atheist. Religious concepts were created by man so please respect my beliefs. It's not like anyone else does.

"That's very sad." Weiss said.

"Why is Kermit- is he even Kermit?" Ruby said.

"That's you if you acted like you dress." Nova said.

"Oh yeah, like when you said that poem." Yang said.

Cell: Ooookay, so you're not Kermit. Who are you?

Kermit: What the f*** is going on here?

Some of them laughed.

"I never expected Kermit to curse!" Pyrrha said while laughing.

Cell: Whoa! Kermit? There are two of you?

Kermit U6: Actually I'm Kermit from Universe 6.

Kermit: So you're me but... you're emotionally damaged. And listen to death metal.

Cell: So he's handicapped.

"What?!" Weiss said.

Kermit: I guess.

"You can't say that just because he's depressed!"

Kermit U6: I also enjoy long cries on the beach. Preferably in the dark.

"Oh my god, I hate it." Yang said while laughing a little.

Cell: Yeah... I think you need to go.

Kermit U6: My parents said the same thing at the age of 3. That's when I bought my first eyeliner, you know.

"Stop, it's so stupid!" Blake said while laughing.

"Wait, now I noticed it! He has a lip piercing!" Yang said.

Kermit: Dude, we were made in a factory!

Kermit U6: My emotions are a factory. A factory of PAIN!

"Stop it!" Blake said while laughing.

Cell: OH MY GOD, JUST BLAST THE LINKIN PARK MUSIC ALREADY!

(Numb by Linkin Park is playing)

Kermit U6: Can't you see that you're smothering me

Holding to tightly, afraid to lose control

Cause everything that you thought I would be

Has fallen apart right in front of youuuuuuuur!

Everyone was laughing.

"No, I like that song!"

"Next video." Nova said.

Cell vs Seto Kaiba part 2

(Raid Shadow Legends ad)

"Why is this game everywhere?" Yang said.

"It looks cool." Ruby said.

"I'm not into RPG's."

(Intro)

(Cell and Kaiba are on the duel arena)

Kaiba: As you can see Cell, this time we've upgraded to a grander stage.

Cell: What do you want, Kababa?

Kaiba: My name is Seto Kaiba and I want a rematch! Dancing Ricardo was a cheap trick in our last duel. This time, I want you to take this children's card game seriously!

"When you say it like that, no one takes you seriously." Weiss said.

"Wait, Ricardo?" Yang said.

Cell: I am not taking this children's card game serious!

Kaiba: DO IT PUSSY!

"Nice." Yang said.

Cell: Just draw your damn card!

Kaiba: I draw! I summon the Deadly Snowman!

"Aww, it's adorable." Ruby said.

"How can that be deadly?" Blake said.

Cell: The Deadly Snowman? He looks adorable! (It pulls out a gun) OH SHIT, HE'S PACKING HEAT!

"Why do I even bother asking?"

Cell: All right, fine. My turn. I summon Ronald McDonald!

Ronald: Pa ra pa pa pa, diabetes!

"I don't like McDonalds." Nova said.

"Why not?" Ruby said.

"It's not that good."

Cell: Ronald, attack his Deadly Snowman!

(Ronald throws a burger, blowing up the snowman)

"Diabetes is a dangerous weapon." Nora said.

"What am I watching?" Weiss said.

Kaiba: You might have destroyed my Deadly Snowman, but once destroyed he allows me to special summon three Snowboy monster cards from my deck! And now that it's my turn, I tribute all three of my Snowboys, to bring forth, Obelisk the tormentor!

"Okay, that's a cool monster!" Ruby said.

Cell: Holy mother of God!

Kaiba: Obelisk, destroy his Ronald McDonald!

(Obelisk destroys the creepy clown)

Kaiba: Your clown is toast, Cell. Next time I attack I'll win.

Cell: Then I guess I have no choice, Kababa. I play the spell card: Dark Magic Curtain! I pay half of my remaining life points to special summon my best monster, the Dark Magician!

"What meme will be now?" Yang said.

Dark Magician: EBOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"What?!" Ruby said.

"That meme is dead!" Nora said.

Kaiba: What?! Wait a minute, that's not the Dark Magician!

Ugandan Magician: It is true, my bruddas! I am now de Dark Magician!

Kaiba: That is not the Dark Magician!

Ugandan Magician: I am de Dark Magician, my bruddas!

They couldn't help it but laugh.

Kaiba: Godamnit, no this is not happening, I told you to take this seriously!

Cell: Oh this is happening, Kaiba! Dark Magician, use Dark Ebola Attack!

Ugandan Magician: EBOLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"I feel that everything that we learned from the space video, we're losing double from it now." Yang said.

"Next video." Nova said.

Cell vs Midoriya (Deku) part 2

[Intro]

Deku: (thinking) He survived?! He survived my Plus Ultra?! How is this possible?!

"Yay, it's Deku!" Ruby said.

"You really love My Hero Academia." Nova said.

"Yep!"

Cell: (pain) OHH... Kermit! Oh hoh...

"Oh my, he got Plus Ultra'd in the dick!" Yang said while laughing.

Kermit: Yo!

Cell: I can't... I can't feel mah meat!

Kermit: Yeah. Yeah, you just got Plus Ultra'd in the dick.

Cell: What do I do?!

Kermit: Cell, you literally have the DNA of every fighter on this planet. You ever wondered why you have a stand?

"He has a stand?! I want to see it!"

"On JoJo Friday." Nova said.

"Aw man."

Kermit: You know, abilities from other anime characters?

Cell: Because DevilArtemis does drugs before he scripts his videos?

"The most accurate explanation." Blake said.

Kermit: No, Cell. You are the perfect being.

"I still think that Kars is the ultimate being." Yang said.

Cell: You're damn right!

Kermit: So get up and give this little shit a taste of his own medicine.

Cell: That's genius, Kermit!

"Wait, is he?" Pyrrha said.

"Yes. Plus Ultra." Jaune said.

Cell: Alright kid. End of the road! Now it's my turn.

Deku: (thinking) Wait what?!

"Deku, no!" Ruby said.

Cell: GO BEYOND! PLUS ULTRAAAAAA! (Plus ultra bitchslap) Biatch.

Everyone laughed.

"He slapped him! He actually slapped him!" Blake said while laughing.

"The ultimate bitchslap!" Nora said.

"What was that angle?" Weiss said.

"Next video." Nova said.

Cell vs Kale and Caulifla

[Intro]

Caulifla: I think this is the place.

Kale: Are... you sure this is it?

Caulifla: It looks like it.

Cell: Ladies, ladies! Welcome, welcome to my arena! Perfect Cell, biological android. Single, biological android. How can I help you?

"Is he hitting on them?" Ruby said.

"Obviously." Weiss said.

Caulifla: That's close enough, pal. You know why I'm here.

Cell: I do?

Caulifla: And quit undressing Kale with your eyes.

Kale: Wait, undressing me with his eyes? W-what?! Why... why are we here?

"Her voice is so annoying and whiny." Blake said.

Caulifla: You and me, right here in the middle of this arena!

"What?!" everyone said.

"She just got here!" Yang said.

Cell: Wait what?!

"Even Cell finds this very fast." Weiss said.

Kale: W-WHAT?!

Cell: Are you sure?! Jesus Christ, lady, I just met you!

Kale: B-b-but sis!

Caulifla: You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

"Is she serious?" Blake said.

"Every time Yang starts a fight." Ruby said.

"RUBY!" she said, while everyone else was laughing. "I can't believe you would say that for your lovable, innocent sister!". She then pulled Ruby in a spine-breaking hug. " You learn so much from me! My baby sister is growing up like me!"

"Yang stop... I can't breathe..." Ruby said while being squeezed, making a squeaky sound.

Cell: Oh my god, is it getting hot in here? It's really getting hot in here!

Caulifla: Show me that power, damnit! It's the only way I can break my limits!

"Okay, phew. She really meant fighting." Pyrrha said.

Cell: Limits? Oh! Oh, thank god. You mean fighting.(laughs) For a second I thought you were talking about my dick.

Caulifla: I was.(turns Super Saiyan)

"What?!" Weiss said.

"Oh no." Ruby said.

Cell: Wait what-(she jumps at him)

Kale: N-n-no! I... I won't let go in this alone! (she jumps in too)

"Come on! Her too?! This is stupid." Weiss said.

Two hours later

Cabba: Hey guys, I'm here for the tournament-JESUS CHRIST! IT'S EVERYWHERE!

Everyone laughed.

"That last one was good." Jaune said.

"Next video." Nova said.

Cell vs Super Kermit

[Intro]

Cell: What's wrong, Kermit?

Kermit: It's Shallot. He's mad at me.

Cell: Why?

Kermit: I beat him in Xenoverse, cause he's trash. And now he won't talk to me.

"I still don't understand why are friendships ruined by videogames?" Pyrrha said.

"Frustration. It happens to most of us." Yang said.

"A lot." Ruby said.

Cell: Just speak to him, Kermit.

Kermit: I tried Cell, but nothing's working. Doesn't matter what I say.

Cell: Don't speak to him with your words, Kermit. Speak to him... with your heart.

(In the next scene, Kermit is having a big boombox to speak to Shallot)

"That's not an apology, that's a confession." Blake said.

"That's how bros apologize." Nova said.

"Boys are weird." Ruby said.

"You change your emotions every minute!"

"You got us." Yang said.

(Now playing Baby come back by Player)

Kermit: I spend all my nights, all my money going out on the town

Doing anything just to get you off of my mind

But when the morning comes I'm right back where started again

Trying to forget you is just waste of tiiiiiiiiime!

Shallot come back!

Any kind of frog could see

There was something in anything about you!

"He likes it!" Yang said while laughing.

Shallot come back! (Yeah)

You can blame it all on me

"I have the same reaction as Cell right now." Weiss said.

I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!

Cell: GAYYYYY!

"Next video."

Cell vs Android 21 part 2

(ROW ad)

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offences are considered especially heinous. In West City the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Saiyans Unit. These are their stories.

SUPREME KERMIT'S COURT ROOM 12:00PM

"That's new." Ruby said.

"I really want to see how it goes." Yang said.

Kermit: Alright, let's get on with this court case! How do you plead, Cell?

Cell: I didn't do shit!

Kermit: State your case!

Gohan: He's full of shit and he assaulted my client!

"Gohan's the lawyer?" Blake said.

"Well, it's fitting. Cell vs Gohan." Jaune said.

"And the victim is Android 21. Gohan lost." Yang said.

"Why do you say that?" Pyrrha said.

"Look at her! Does she look innocent?"

"You have a point there." Blake said.

Cell: Look, I swear on my mother, she said she was 21 and BESIDES, IT WAS CONSENSUAL!

Gohan: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR! HE HAS NO MOTHER!

Cell: THAT'S IRRELEVANT! I'M INNOCENT, GODAMNIT!

Everyone was laughing.

"He has no mother, says the guy with two fathers." Yang said.

Cell: My client was assaulted by this man and he should be sent to life in prison!

"That's too much for inconsesual sex, don't you think?"

21: It's true your honor. That Cell is a naughty boy and should be punished. Mmm, hm hm~.

"Yeah, Cell is very innocent." Jaune said.

"Am I the only one with an erection? No?" Nova said.

Cell: You see?! Does an underage woman speak that way?!

Kermit: I do have an erection. I see your point, Cell.

"That still says nothing." Pyrrha said.

Gohan: Do you even know respect, Cell? As someone's daughter, how do you think her father would feel?

Cell: Why do you care? Your dad doesn't even love you!

Some of them laughed. "That's not funny!"

Gohan: Your honor, it's obvious he's attacking me personally now.

"Gohan, don't be such a bitch." Yang said.

21: It's okay, Gohan. I know what it's like to be taken advantage of.

Kermit: Let's say you, Cell against these accusations.

Cell: I call upon my witness. Cermit the Frog!

Gohan: Guh... what?!

"But he's the judge!" Weiss said.

Cell: With a C.

TO BE CONTINUED...

"With a C? Who's that?" Ruby said.

"Yes! It's Kaggy!" Jaune said.

"Kaggy? Really?" Yang said.

"Yeah! He's done it before."

"Let's the last one now." Nova said.

Cell vs Android 21 part 3

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offences are considered especially heinous. In West City the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Saiyans Unit. These are their stories.

SUPREME KERMIT'S COURT ROOM 12:05PM

Kermit: Alright! Cell calls upon his witness, Cermit with a C! Now, do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Cermit: F*ck you!

Everyone laughed.

"I knew that he would do it, but it was still funny." Yang said.

"Why does he have an evil moustache?" Nora said.

"Because it's the evil brother." Nova said.

Kermit: You heard him, folks. Go ahead, question the witness.

Cell: Cermit with a C, did you or did you not see me have sexual relations with Android 21?

Cermit: Yes. He was in fact balls deep, your honor.

"So they had sex." Blake said.

"That's not the point." Nova said.

Gohan: You see, your honor? Cell even admits to assaulting my client!

Cell: Now hold on! F*cking dick. Cermit with a C, could you please tell the court who initiated the situation?

Cermit: Well, as I was preparing the lotion from behind the safety of my tree, it was 21 that I saw leap on to Cell first.

Everyone laughed again. "What was he doing there?" Ruby said.

"What people do when they watch porn?" Nova said.

"Oh..."

"Dude, why would you say that in front of her?!" Yang said.

"She's 15!" Nova said.

Cell: AHA! Therefore, my ass is innocent! She started this and she's a THOT!

"Basically." Yang said.

21: Hey, that's not very nice! I'm a respected individual of the Dragon Ball community.

Cell: Objection, your honor. B*tches be lying.

Gohan: Yeah, I second that one, your honor.

Everyone laughed again.

"Why not?" Pyrrha said.

"From the moment she started eating the villains like cupcakes, I didn't like her." Yang said.

"She even ate a remote. Sexually!" Ruby said.

"I hate vore."

Kermit: Alright! Let's be honest. How many people, within this court room, has slept with Android 21, raise your hand?

(Cermit, Cell, Kermit, even Gohan raises his arm.)

"So everyone. That doesn't surprise me." Blake said.

21: Well, I guess the cat is out of the bag now.

Kermit: A ha. Alright, Zarbon. What say the jury?"

"Oh yeah, where was Zarbon?" Jaune said.

Zarbon: Your honor, the ladies and gentlemen of the jury find R. Kelly guitly *quick moan*.

Some of them laughed.

"That was so gay!" Yang said while laughing.

Kermit: What? Wrong trial, Zarbon.

Zarbon: Oh. Right right right. Cell is innocent.

Cell: YEEEEEES! (Jumps in happiness)

(Plays Don't you (forget about me) by Simple Minds, cover by Cell)

Perfect Cell eventually had all the charges dropped. He continued to encounter weirdos in his arena...

After Gohan lost the case he retired as a lawyer. He now is married with a wife who won't give him any action...

"At least he's married." Pyrrha said.

"But Videl is too lame now. When he first met her, she was like-"

"A tsundere version of you?" Nova interrupted Yang.

"I was going to say me if I had Weiss' attitude."

"What?!" Weiss said.

"Same thing." Nova said.

"Hey!"

21 continued her legendary ways of being a thot.

"The legendary thot!" Nora said.

She slept with 234 men an hour after the trial...

"How?" Blake said, holding her laughter.

Kermit the Frog was one of those men...

"Of course he was." Weiss said.

He obtained crabs and retired as a judge.

"Noooo!" Pyrrha said, while laughing.

Cermit with a C continued to plot Kermit's death. But eventually gave up after he found love and stole Kaggy's girlfriend...

Nova and Jaune couldn't stop laughing.

Zarbon was still gay.

Everyone was laughing.

"Nice to know." Yang said.

"Okay, I think it's time for me to leave now. See you later kids."

"Bye." everyone said and he left.

"Okay, we have the rest of the day to us. What now?" Yang said.

"I would do some TikTok videos. Do you want to do a video with me?" Ruby said.

"Sure, why not?"

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