*Because these are short, and I can't expand the ideas, they'll be little conversations*
"Linda, can you see okay?" Erin wondered.
"Oh, yeah. My view is absolutely perfect."
"You're staring at my brother's butt."
"That's why it's perfect."
Danny looked behind him and Linda waved cheekily. He smiled and planted a kiss on her lips.
"Danny! The little voice! Remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine you have one. What would it be saying about Linda?" Erin asked.
Danny thought for a second. He purred and said, "woof!"
"Ugh! You're impossible!"
"I've got the beans!" Nicky called as they headed to the backyard.
"I've got the ketchup!" Jamie grabbed the bottle.
"Linda's got the buns!" Danny smiled.
"What? I have the—" Linda smiled, realizing Danny was being Danny. "Danny!"
"Linda!" Danny said coming in the house with a grocery bag, "I got your favorite nuts!"
"Yours?" Linda smiles cheekily as she poked her head out of the kitchen door way.
"And people say I've got a dirty mind." He smirked and kissed his wife sexily.
Linda woke up to the sound of the shower running. Her brain still mostly asleep, she tiptoed to the bathroom door, and quietly opened it. She snuck over to the shower and pulled the curtain back. She let out a sigh when she saw her husband.
"Hi," he smiled at her. "Come to join me?"
Linda smiled and pushed her underwear off. She pulled the T-shirt off her head and threw it to the floor. Stepping in, she said, "you scared me half to death!"
"Why?" Danny pressed his lips to her neck.
"Because my brain was still asleep, and I thought you were some kinda psycho killer." Linda laughed, "I almost expected you to scream like in Psycho."
Danny laughed.
"D@mn perp..." Danny grumbled as he tried not to scratch his face.
"Danny! What happened?" Linda gingerly touched the rash on his face, immediately forgetting the reason she was visiting him.
"Ah, I wrestled a d@mn perp in poison ivy."
Linda snorted, trying to hold her laughter in.
"It's not funny!"
She pressed her lips together. "You're right. It's absolutely, totally, completely... hilarious!" She let her laughter out as well as Baez.
"May I ask a question?" Jamie wondered as he stood next to Linda.
"Yes, of course."
"Why is the table in shambles?"
"That's an excellent question. And the excellent answer is... science experiment gone wrong." She lied, not wanting to tell him the truth.
"Really? What experiment?"
"Uh... volcano! It, um... irrupted and, uh, broke the... um. Table?"
"A science experiment?" Jamie repeated.
"Yes. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go... uh, buy stuff to fix the table!"
"I like your new pants." Danny told Linda.
"Thanks. They were 50% off." Linda smiled.
"I'd like 'em better if they were 100% off."
"The store can't just give clothes away for free." Linda completely missed the innuendo.
"That's not exactly what I meant."
"That's no way to run a business, Danny."
"What's our ETA?" Danny wondered.
"ETA?" Linda repeated slowly.
"Oh, sorry. Sometimes I forget not everyone knows the abbreviations. ETA means estimated time of arrival."
"Oh okay. Um, 'bout an hour." There was a few moments of comfortable silence before the blonde spoke again, "so ETD would be estimated time of departure, and ETW would be estimated time of waiting, and ETWBITONKOTB would be estimated time of waiting before I turn on New Kids On The Block."
Danny laughed and waggled his finger at her, "this is why I love you."
"I love you, too." She turned the radio over to the tape player.
