It's time. And I must say I love this title! So yeah I needed to get this chapter out sometime this week so the poll had to end quickly. The problem children option won by 4 votes(nearly 10% difference) so the chapter will be focused on our favorite abusive duo.

Let's get on with it! Also my update schedule just got completely fucked! Details on why at the bottom, just know that uploads will be a lot more erratic in the following weeks/months. Not necessarily slower, but some stories might get more love than others.

"Ok everything's prepared! Who's ready to see All Might beat the shit out of his two biggest fans?!" I described the upcoming scenes in the best and worst way possible.

"I didn't hurt them that badly…" Yagi tried to defend himself.

"You nearly broke Izuku's spine." I dug him in deeper.

"HE WHAT?!" Inko's omnipotence activated upon hearing this. Yagi's face went so pale that he might as well turn into a calcium-based lifeform at this point. Somebody's in the dog house!

"Wait, are we just going to watch those two? What about the rest of class A's fights?" A confused Shiozaki asked, trying to ignore the fact that the number 1 hero was being glared to death by an irate mother.

"The gods have spoken and they want to see this happen as soon as possible. Sorry to say but you kids have been relegated to the off-screen beatdown section." Truly, few fates were worse than this. The side characters were used to this but those with reputations to their names couldn't help but gasp.

"Yes yes, woe is me and all that. If it makes you feel better I'll let put up some epic battle music for you guys! Nothing better than watching a curb stomp while listening to some badass music!" Play Hiroyuki Sawano Impure King

"Oh shit that's good." With the Jiro seal of approval we unpaused the scene with All Might staring down his two students.

"You'll have to work together to beat me. So come at me you two!" The teachers proceeded to explain the exercise. A simple 2v1 scenario where the students needed to either win their fight outright. Cuff their opponent for victory. Or run away to get 'help.'

"A fair enough exercise, though I have my misgiving about running away from your enemy. Rarely if ever will there be a time where your opponent is just powerful enough to beat you but weak enough to let you run away successfully. Plus there's the civilian problem." Asobi spoke up. If the heroes ran away who would be left to help?

"Sometimes there's no right answer. Fair enough." Aizawa begrudgingly agreed. Sometimes when shit hit the fan there's nothing a hero can really do other than run damage control. It takes self-sacrifice and a certain degree of near-suicidal heroism. Something he hates to admit that his problem children had in spades.

"Well this was the first time we did something like this. The test is subject to change." Nezu agreed, it was a pretty rough design, to begin with. More for a trial run for future tests really.

"Besides, if someone like All Might ever turned villain would we really have any hope of beating him or running away at all?" Kaminari half-joked, paling at the thought of a villain All Might.

"There are ways." x4 Asobi, Izuku, Momo, and Nezu spoke at once. Scaring the shit out of everyone else and making All Might sweat slightly. All for One could fuck off he'd rather fight him again than go up against these four geniuses.

"Can we get back to the fight, we're wasting valuable music on all this commentary!" Fair enough, the music lover had a point.

*The world's most awkward bus ride later

"Now. This is where we will fight!" All Might announced, pulling out some kind of metal device while his successor began to panic.

"Fight? You can't expect us to beat you right? That would be impossible like this!" At least not without an hour or so of prep time. If he had Momo around he could cut that time to a few minutes but still!.

"Pessimistic and impatient I see. Worry not, us teachers have taken precautions to make this test a bit fairer. These nifty weights made by our very own Mei Hatsume hold us down by a whole half of our body weight each!" All Might said happily as if that meant much.

"My babies!" Hatsume couldn't help but coo over her inventions getting a chance to shine in the finals.

"No seriously did you guys think those things would actually mean much with someone like All Might? Dude can punch mountains out of existence, a mere 675 kilos of weight isn't going to do much." It was the equivalent of giving Goku weighted training gear. At this point you'd need material made of sewn together singularities just to phase the bastard.

"Look if you want to come up with a way to handicap Japanese Goku here then feel free." Aizawa, who I had a feeling came up with the test spoke up. Poor guy, this is the second test he made that's been deconstructed in front of his eyes.

"Drug 'em."...Fuck why didn't they think of that! It's not like All Might was immune to poisons, or disease, or drugs, or radiation! He was just a giant wall of muscle with all of the classic weaknesses that came with.

"Tsk, trying to bring the teachers down to our level. How insulting." The delusional bastard named Bakugo said, causing All Might to smirk menacingly while giving the audience the sans treatment.

"We'll see.." A cartoonishly villainous laugh escaped his lips as he said this.

"Ah, explains the song choice," Jiro muttered. Impure king indeed.

The two problem children had opposite approaches to the oncoming fight. Izuku wanting to avoid conflict at all costs while Bakugo wanted to fight All Might head-on. Somehow knowing that he'd tire out eventually.

'Tsk, that young Bakugo. His perception is terrifying at times. Though he underestimates me if he thinks it will take more than an hour for me to beat those two, even with the restraints.' Yagi thought to himself, it was impressive that he noticed but also unwise for him to bank on something so uncertain.

'How does he know?! And it's not like I can admit that he's right, besides…' Izuku thought, imagining fighting All Might. There were no scenarios where that ended well for them.

Losing all patience Bakugo turned to smack Izuku with the back of his gauntlet, sending him to the ground.

"...How did he not at least get detention for that?" Shiozaki raised a good question which no one was able to answer. Meanwhile Inko was having a minor panic attack over the whole situation.

"Stop talking, you think you're all that? Well it's pissing me off!" Izuku tried to appeal to reason again by saying they had no chance but Bakugo was having none of it.

"YOU THINK I NEED YOUR POWER TO PASS? WELL FORGET IT!" Once again the conversation devolved into a fit of yelling. Or at least it would have if it weren't for the mini-hurricane that swept through the fake city at that moment. Ripping apart buildings, the street, and any vehicles in one general direction.

The camera panned to a smiling All Might with a fist held out. "Now. Get ready to have a really bad time."

"I rest my case" Asobi said while motioning to the utter destruction created by a simple punch. Weakened my ass.

"Who cares about collateral damage? Think of this as just another test and you'll have a bad time, newbies. I'm a villain, so give me your best shot." All Might's intimidation factor increased by a factor of...There was no real number for this he was completely different now.

Knowing that they had absolutely no chance to win Izuku elected to get the hell out of there. Bakugo had other ideas, which included blinding All Might temporarily. Charging in for a right hook. And immediately getting his face grabbed midair...At that moment a caption appeared on the screen saying. "This risk was calculated. But man am I bad at math."

"Sorry I had to, it was just too perfect!" Asobi apologized before the seriousness of the situation came back.

"Ah waz eshpectin dis." a muffled Bakugo said before unloading dozens of small blasts on All Might face. As if it would really do much.

'This kid has a one-track mind. Too bad a hero never goes far without being flexible.' All Might thought before slamming Bakugo into the ground, silencing the tiny pops. "Nice firecracker kid but you'll need a bit more than that to hurt me. Now then…" He sets his attention on Izuku, effectively teleporting behind him, Bleach style.

"Planning on leaving your partner behind while you make a break for it?" His intimidation act reminded Izuku of Stain for a moment, causing him to turn on full cowling and instinctively jump back. "Oh, isn't that unfortunate." All Might said to himself as Izuku collided with Bakugo who was in the middle of charging in again.

"They're complete opposites. Their fighting styles, fight philosophies, tactics. None of them mesh together at all." Tamaki spoke up for once, listing off just how screwed these two were. Those weaknesses would have been detrimental against any opponent. But against All Might? Yeah no this wasn't going to end well.

"Like I said, fighting him head-on is impossible!" Izuku tried once again, banging his head on the proverbial wall.

"Shut up! I'll win. That's what heroes do." Was Bakugo's retort, bringing up memories from their past.

"Fine, sure, but fighting here isn't-" Izuku tried again, hoping for a compromise but he was too late to notice All Might falling from the skies with a guard rail of all things. Said guard rail slammed Izuku into the ground and kept him there for a bit.

"Would a villain really give those two so much time to talk things out?" Momo asked, not believing that such long conversations could happen mid-combat.

"You'd be surprised." Every hero plus Izuku, Todoroki and Asobi said at once. Villains were surprisingly polite that way. Or stupid...Probably both.

Immediately afterward Bakugo found a fist in his stomach, making him throw up and sending him flying by nearly a hundred feet.

"You're worked up about young Midoriya's growth right? I get that but remember if he starts at level 1 while you were at 50 of course you'd grow at different rates. That doesn't mean that you have no room left to grow! Don't throw it all away! Though it's not a matter of power for you." All Might tried to play the therapist. And granted he got it mostly right, though he missed a few things.

'That's right. You're a nasty guy, but no matter what you always try to win! That's why I looked up to you!' Izuku thought to himself, struggling to lift the guard rail off of him.

"Zip it All Might. If you're saying I got to rely on his help. Then I'd rather lose." Bakugo spat out, thoroughly pissing off Izuku who activates full cowling.

"...That so? As long as you have no regrets." All Might said, cocking back a fist to end the fight.

"You jerk!" Izuku yelled as he punched Bakugo across the face, sending him a few feet away from All Might while leaving him shocked speechless. "You'd rather lose? That doesn't sound like you at all!" Izuku yelled before grabbing Bakugo and running off.

It was at this point that they realized neither of their plans was going to work. You couldn't run away from such a superior opponent. His speed was simply too great. They couldn't fight him either, they'd lose, simple as that. But there was a compromise that could work.

'Hit and run tactics.' 'Float like a moth sting like a fucking wasp. How lame but it's all we got damn it!' Pretty much summed up their strategy.

Meanwhile will All Might having a casual stroll across the ruined city.

"Were you even trying in that fight? With your speed you could probably search the whole city in a matter of minutes right?" David deadpanned at his friends' casual take on the test.

"I was tired! Can't you give an old man a break?"

"We're the same age Toshi…"

"All this talking is wasting so much time! The music's already run out!" Jiro complained as the badass ost ran its course.

"Fear not! For I am here! With endless music from across time and space!... That's your cue to play stupid DVD player!" Asobi said, kicking a random part of the wall that apparently had a DVD player in it.

Play Bleach OST - Number One's One Else by Shiro Sagisu "There we go!"

Bakugo bursts through an alley, pointing his gauntlet towards All Might while making a face that just screamed 'dying inside' Letting out a few minor bursts as a distraction he got out of the way so that Izuku could do his part.

Said green-themed hero had a very familiar gauntlet on his own arm. "I'm sorry All Might!" He yelled before nuking his teacher at point-blank range. Nearly dislocating his shoulder from the push back. 'W-wow. This is what Kacchan uses all the time?!'

"A compromise between fighting and running away. Not bad for improvisation." They even managed to keep the collateral damage to a minimum. "However. Sensei's still gotta do his best." All Might once again scared the shit out of the audience through sheer determination.

Back to the two running hero wannabes. "Come on, we're almost at the gate! I don't know why it looks so cute but if just one of us makes it we win!" Izuku exclaimed, meanwhile Bakugo was looking around, noticing that everything was still blown apart. Meaning All Might sent that punch from all the way back here…

'Well shit.' More than one person thought at the same time, remembering just how strong their #1 was.

Izuku was making empty remarks, hoping that their last blast knocked All Might out. "As if a wimp like you could take him down! If he comes at us again he'll get a taste of my gauntlet!" Bakugo boasted, not for long though.

"Yes yes, let's see it then." All Might said, appearing right between the two. Bakugo with his usual fast reactions tried to blast him only to have his gauntlet completely destroyed by a single punch. "Why so shocked? This isn't even my full speed, given the weights. Now. Die hero scum!"

Seconds later an announcement went off, saying that the first team to pass was the one going against Aizawa. As this was said All Might could be seen holding down Bakugo under his foot while carrying Izuku by his arm.

"Hoping to hit me with your strongest attack in order to make a break for the gate. It was a good attempt but now that the dust has settled, it's over." All Might said, not noticing the firecracker pops underneath him.

"Cram it!" Was the only warning he got before Bakugo sent up a particularly strong burst. All Might was sent into the sky while Bakugo and Izuku stood back up. "I hate to admit it but this is our only shot at winning this." Bakugo muttered while picking up Izuku, swinging him over his shoulders.

"Kacchan what are yo-" "DIE!" And just like that Bakugo sent Izuku flying via an explosion assisted throw.

'Ah! That hurt, but this is good, All Might is airborne and I still have a few seconds before he lands! I can make it!' However Izuku made one fatal mistake...He let himself have hope.

"That's sadly true."

"New Hamshire...SMASH! Too naive my little heroes!" All Might punched the air in front of him, launching him back right into Izuku's spine, nearly breaking it. While Izuku was being sent flying and skipping across the street Bakugo made his move.

"Those gauntlets let me go full power with no risk. That was stupid of me." He held out his hands, preparing another huge blast. "We had no hope of beating you without taking a few risks." And once again, All Might was sent flying back from Bakugo's huge explosion.

"Get the hell out of here Deku! I can handle him better than you and your half-assed improvizations. So make yourself useful for once!" Bakugo yelled, preparing for All Might's inevitable comeback.

'Damn. The gate is close, one and a half leaps should be enough. Just run, and you'll win!... It's what Kacchan would do.' BOOM! "!" Izuku looked back to see Bakugo slammed into the ground once again. This time however the hold was much tighter.

"Sorry young Bakugo, but that kind of self-destructive attack is way too traumatic for your teachers to watch." Bakugo however wasn't giving up, he grabbed onto All Might's arm, giving him a few more pops and biting his hand in defiance.

"You damn nerd. Go already!" Bakugo barked out. "Even if it messes me up, I chose this path to victory! I refuse to admit that even this isn't enough!" Seeing this level of determination Izuku knew what he needed to do.

Activating full cowling he stood up and ran. But not towards the gate.

"!" All Might looks up in shock at what Izuku just did. This was all he could do before he got a punch to the face from his successor, sending him back and causing him a coughing fit.

"Out of my way, All Might!" Izuku said with a smile as he finished his attack, picking up an unconscious Bakugo along the way before rushing past the gate, passing his exam.

"So…Any complaints about only showing this fight? Also, how was the music? I'm thinking of making that a regular thing for fights like this." Asobi asked, there seemed to be no complaints at this point. Pretty much everyone agreed that this fight was already badass enough to start with, not to mention quite long. As for the music.

"Can you share your playlist after all this is over?" Jiro asked me, I'll take that as a good sign.

"Sure, no problem. If it's just music then I can leave my full library for you guys to enjoy! Speaking of enjoyment we'll be having a special guest soon, it's his birthday toda-Actually it was more like four days ago but y'know. Time dilation nonsense and he's coming here since he wanted to meet you guys. Another version of Izuku is with him too so that shou-"

A knocking came at the door. "Ah! That must be them." Walking up to the door Asobi was about to open it only for it to burst open with a foot sticking out from the entrance.

"What's up my glip glops! It's party time and who better to have it with than the party god himself?! Yo Deku, do the thing!" An absolute mad lad with a relatively strange design stepped through the door with another Izuku following along, this one held a microphone in his hands.

"Wait shit was that the song we heard last time?!" Jiro questioned, finally recognizing what the familiar voice that sung last chapter sounded like.

Deku inhales and-

Y'all will find out tomorrow. Yup, it's finally here. I've been planning out this following chapter for a while now and it's finally ready! Well, the basic script for it is ready, I still need to actually write, edit and post the damn thing. Shouldn't take too long though, so Kato my lad prepare your Glubbock for your late gift!

Hope you all enjoyed the chapter, see you next time!