Bachelorette
"I don't want a big, wild bachelorette party." Jude made clear, "Just some dinner and drinks, that's it." She warned, holding six month old Mirren in her arms, bouncing her and making funny faces at her as she smiled. Getting to watch her daughter grow from a tiny newborn into a little character who smiled and reacted was way better than any sort of wedding planning. Her and Sean both agreed on that.
"Sorry, I can't hear." Thea smiled, sitting in her mother's kitchen.
"Thea, I'm serious." Jude said, "No… funny business."
"Why are you just warning me?" Thea laughed as AJ and Punk came into the kitchen.
"Because I know you're most likely to… order strippers and I don't want any balls on my head, thanks very much." Jude shook her head as Punk put his hands on his hips and looked at them both, "Oh, sorry dad." She noticed casually.
"Can we check to see who walks into rooms before we open our mouths?" He nodded to them both as AJ just chuckled.
"Mom, tell Jude to let me get her a stripper." Thea whined like a child as AJ laughed whilst Punk tried to block out their voices the best he could.
"There's a sentence I never thought my kids would say to me." AJ nodded to herself.
"It's funny." Thea said, "Sean will have strippers at his." She scoffed.
"Um, no he won't." Jude laughed at the mere thought of it.
"Yes, he will." Thea assured her, "So, you should have one at yours. It's funny. I've already got t-shirts made for you." She nodded as Jude shook her head with dread.
"I seriously regret leaving you and Kirsty in charge of my bachelorette." Jude sighed.
"When is it?" AJ asked.
"This weekend." Jude reminded her.
"Oh, that soon, huh?" AJ raised her eyebrows.
"Morning." Cassie walked into the kitchen, budging her father out the way, taking the coffee pot from him and filling her own mug up first as Punk rolled his eyes.
"Remember Jude's bachelorette this weekend." Thea told Cassie.
"Oh, yeah." Cassie smiled, "How's ready to get their strip club on." She danced as Thea gave her a high five.
"I hate this house." Punk moaned, grabbing his coffee and walking out of the kitchen as they laughed.
"You guys, please… I don't want anything ridiculous." Jude shook her head as Thea smiled and shrugged.
"Noted." Thea smiled.
"Wait, who is watching the kids?" AJ wondered as Thea and Jude looked at each other.
"Dad!" Thea and Jude both called.
"Punker, get in here!" Thea called as AJ shook her head, watching Punk slowly walk back into the kitchen with caution.
"What?" He said suspiciously.
"What are you doing on Saturday?" Jude smiled sweetly to him.
"I'm working." Punk nodded.
"Saturday night." Thea said.
"Nothing, why?" He asked curiously.
"How would you like to spend the night with three angels?" Jude smiled as Punk looked at them both.
"You want me to babysit all three of them? On my own?" He asked as they both nodded.
"Well Sean's having his bachelor party the same night as me and… Dominic is invited so, there's no one else really." Jude said as Punk just nodded.
"Yeah, sure." Punk nodded, "I'll babysit this little angel all day long." He smiled, looking over Mirren who was smiling over at him, not being able to resist as he scooped her up from Jude and gave her a squeeze.
"Uh… what about my kids?" Thea laughed, a little offended.
"Please, Sofia will murder me one day, I know it." Punk said.
"Just don't give her any sugar and she's fine. I tell you this all the time." Thea said.
"Don't worry, dad. We won't be home late anyway." Jude assured him as Thea just smirked, looking at Cassie who equally smirked back. They were gonna have a party, that was for sure.
"Do you want me to help you inside?" AJ laughed a little, walking Jude to the front door of her house, past one in the morning, getting home from her bachelorette party which wasn't just dinner and a few drinks, not under Thea's watch.
"I'm fine." Jude assured her mother, drunk but still aware of everything. She'd had fun, that was the most important thing. Even if it did include a lot of appropriate things, and a lot of strippers.
"Did you have fun?" AJ smiled as Jude nodded, "Do you need to throw up?" She wondered
"Maybe." Jude thought to herself, "No, I'm good." She said with drunk eyes, "I love you." She pointed as AJ chuckled.
"I love you too." AJ laughed a little, giving her a hug and kissing her head.
"You're the best mom." Jude told her as AJ smiled.
"Ok, you need to get to bed." AJ nodded, "Give me your key." She said, taking the key from her hand and opening up the door, "You sure you don't want help going upstairs?"
"No no, I'm fine." Jude waved, "You go." She nodded.
"Ok. I'll call you tomorrow to see how your head is." AJ chuckled, "Lock the door behind me." She warned as Jude nodded, watching her mother leave the house.
AJ walked back onto the sidewalk where Cassie was standing waiting, also drunk, but very much able to carry her alcohol.
"Do you think we went overboard on the strippers?" Cassie asked her mother as AJ smiled.
"Maybe." AJ said, "Jude really didn't seem to mind, though." She laughed a little.
"I didn't mind." Cassie assured her as AJ smiled.
"I'm sure you didn't." AJ shook her head, linking her arm through hers. She'd taken care of one intoxicated daughter, now she was taking care of the other.
Meanwhile Jude was making her way upstairs, holding her purse, her bachelorette custom tee and her party bag which some inappropriate items inside.
She stumbled into the bedroom, looking over at Sean in bed, smiling to herself as she made her way over to the bed, collapsing down beside him, looking in her party bag, pulling out the feather and tickling his nose with it, giggling to herself as she watched him wake up.
"What…" Sean shook his head, equally as drunk as her after his own bachelor party, waking up out of his drunken sleep, smiling as he noticed her, "You're drunk." He pointed with shame.
"You're drunk." She mimicked as he chuckled.
"I got some bachelorette gifts." She told him drunkenly, shaking her party bag, looking inside and pulling out the handcuffs, dangling them out in front of him as he nodded, impressed until she pulled out the dildo.
"That ain't going anywhere." Sean warned as Jude smiled, licking the tip of it and throwing it at him as he laughed, "You said you just… you just wanted dinner and… and drinks." He said drunkenly whilst she tried cuffing his hand to the headboard whilst giggling.
"I did." Jude nodded, focusing hard on getting the handcuffs locked.
"What are you doing?" Sean chuckled, watching as she got off the bed, taking her clothes off slowly as he tilted his head and smirked, watching as she climbed over the bed on top of him in her underwear, "You're the only one I wanna watch strip." He nodded as she smiled, placing her hands on his chest, leaning down and kissing him slowly.
He reached behind her with his free hand, the other staying cuffed to the bed, unclasping her bra with one hand and pulling her bra off.
"You want a stripper?" She asked drunkenly, getting off from him on the bed, moving her hips around as he watched her eagerly, getting extremely hard as he watched her run her hands up her body and through her hair. He swore he had the most beautiful fiancé in the world.
"Fuck." He whispered, watching as she hooked her fingers at the side of her panties, slowly pushing them down her legs, kicking them over to him to him and smiling, making her way back over to the bed and climbing over him, kissing him as he grabbed a hold of her waist and let her take control.
"Ok, just go straight up to bed." AJ laughed a little getting home, having had Cassie's finest running commentary as they walked home from the club.
"Yeah, ok ok." Cassie placed her hand on the wall, steadying herself whilst Punk walked out of the living room.
"So much for not being late." Punk folded his arms as AJ smiled, "Can you make it upstairs ok?" He wondered, watching Cassie put a foot on the stairs, eyeing it up carefully as he rolled his eyes.
"I can indeed." Cassie nodded confidently, grabbing hold of the banister and climbing another step, almost missing it and stumbling down.
"Yeah, ok… I think you need some assistance." Punk nodded.
"No, no.. shhh, shh, it's fine. It's fine." Cassie told him, reaching out for the wall, trying to find out where it had gone as Punk turned to AJ.
"I think she got more drunk as the air hit her." AJ said as Punk shook his head.
"I'll get her upstairs." He shook his head, "Did you guys have fun?" He smiled to AJ.
"Yeah, it was good. Jude had fun. She really let her hair down. It was good to see." AJ smiled.
"I'd love to hear about it but… I figure it's nothing I gotta know about." He said.
"Oh, baby we'd lose you to a heart attack." AJ pouted, cupping his cheek as he laughed a little.
"Ok, bambi… let's get you to bed." Punk said, climbing up the two stairs which Cassie had only managed, helping her up the rest whilst AJ smiled and wandered into the living room, noticing James and Sofia asleep on the couch with a blanket.
She smiled over at them peacefully sleeping. She knew Punk wasn't strict on bedtime. He was the same with Thea and Jude. He'd let them fall asleep on the couch and then just scoop them up when he was going to bed. She figured he liked the company beside them and keeping his eye on them.
She walked over to them, placing a kiss on their heads and tucking the blanket over them, watching them with a never ending smile until Punk came back in the living room.
"They fell asleep and I was… watching the end of Indiana Jones." He explained as AJ smiled. Oh, how she loved her husband.
"And they weren't fan of it clearly?" She smiled, standing up and looking over at him.
"Not so much." He smiled, "We had pizza and then they helped me feed Mirren and put her down. It was sweet as hell." He smiled to himself. He'd had an unexpectedly relaxing and beautiful night with his three grandchildren. I
"Sounds like you had fun." AJ smiled, wrapping her arms around him as he kissed her head, "They're so peaceful." She watched the kids with a smile as Punk nodded.
"I'm guessing my night was a lot more innocent than yours?" He questioned, "Cassie cared to tell me, in her unstable state that she was drinking shots off a strippers body." He nodded, soul crushing as he said it, "It's what every father wants to hear." He said proudly as AJ chuckled.
"We had fun, that's all you need to know." She smiled.
"We?" He raised a brow, "April Mendez, were you participating?"
"No." AJ scoffed, "I'm a good girl." She promised him as he laughed a little.
"Yeah, right." He scoffed as she hugged back into him, looking over at James and Sofia with a smile upon their safety.
A/N: The wedding is fast approaching! Thanks for waiting it out and reviewing!
