HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR A. FAAAAAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE!
YAY! TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! I am now...
A number higher than I was yesterday.
Lol, like I'm revealing my age!
Anyway...
So many reviews to respond to! O.o
Minute Diehard Fan: That's a popular debate. Their age gap is only four years, (16 and 20) so while it may be a bit weird right now, even if it's not completely messed up, if they waited a few years, it wouldn't really be significant. Plus, it's not illegal if they're close enough in age and they're just dating- doing things I cannot speak the name of is what's against the law. Thanks for bringing this up though!
Guest: (Hopefully you're all the same person. If not, it's your fault for not including a name.): (Ch. 4) Thanks! (Ch. 6) Hamilton forever! (Pretty much all other guests) Thanks!
DAT PERSON: Lol yes.
Country-Fangirl: Lol. *Thinks of TFIOS* *Starts crying* Thanks a lot.
Harryscuzin: Musicals are fun! I'm glad you liked seeing what goes on in my head. GIRLS LIKE GIRLS IS GLORIOUS! DID YOU LIKE IT?! YOU BETTER!
R: Yeah, it's sad. But thank you! And XD I love it!
KotlcForeverandever: Thank you so much for everything! :D
Sarcasticsnark13: Thank you so much! But really, I have no idea. Team Foster-Keefe will always be cooler!
Cary: Thanks! SOKEEFE! BAM! DARK LINH! AHHH! Good riddance for that Sophitz shipper. Thanks for all your help with Swan Song!
MidnightBunnyy: Iggy poll closed, rainbow wins! Lol, true.
FlowerGirl15: That's how all my chapters are written. KEEEEEEEEEFE! That's okay, we know Fitz has no shortage of cons! And eW cOgNaTeS! Lol. Thinking capacity in the negatives. Thanks!
Okay, so, for this chapter, it's not a reaction- it's a song about being a fangirl entitled "Captain of the Ship!" It's to the tune of Master of the House from Les Miserables. If you don't know what that is... (1) Go watch Les Mis, and (2) You can probably still read it! The song should be on youtube if you'd rather listen to it first. On that note, enjoy!
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[ME]
Website of fics, references no one gets,
My cliffhangers, always earning me death threats.
My fandom friends (no, no, no no writer's block!)
Spend their lives in fiction
New fanpotatos coming in
We wait for the next book
And for foreshadowing we look!
Welcome, Fangirl, please read my fic.
And see the book I wrote to predict!
As for the rest, all of them great:
Driving me nuts until they update.
Often do you see
Obsessed fans like me
A fan who always fangirls
Who loves her OTP...
Captain of the ship, feeling all the feels.
Ready with some feedback and a lot of squeals.
Tells a fluffy tale, cries over some angst.
Whenever someone reviews, she tells them "Thanks!"
Glad to be a fanfic author
Doesn't cost you to review.
Reviewing gets you updates
Cliffhangers are coming, thought you knew!
Captain of the ship, As-de-fug-ji-kle
Ready to relieve you of the bad ships- dull!
Writer's block attacks, postponing the update.
Reading all the gay fluff when I can't see straight!
Everybody loves the oneshots!
Everybody loves the fluff!
I read whatever's written,
Seriously, I can never get enough
Captain of the ship, a million OTP's
One? What a joke, a thousand at least!
Writing with a plot, ALWAYS NEED A PLAN!
Writing next book predictions, a lifelong fan!
Everybody's favorite author,
(Everybody but the Crowd...)
This fanfictions amazing, read it-
Wow! This fangirling is super loud!
Insane beyond compare
Obsessed beyond belief
Everyone's scared when they
Hear us pterodactyl screech!
Here's a crossover, wow this ship is nice,
Fangirling over this is sure to be my demise!
New fans are more than welcome
Insane asylum occupied
Unreasonable ship wars
Come on, cheer for our ship with pride!
[Background singer]
(Go, [Insert ship!])
[Me]
Contrary to belief, my writing isn't bad.
Come on, tell me you enjoyed it just a tad! (Please review.)
Here a little cliff, hanging off the edge
Don't kill me, you're my fans! Or so you said.
When it comes to writing fanfics
There are a lot of tricks I know,
How it all increases, all those views and favorites
Wow! It's amazing how it grows!
[Crowd (playing the wife)]
I used to dream that fanfictions made sense,
But Author Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
Captain of the ship? Fics aren't worth my time!
If she wrote a book it shouldn't cost a dime!
Doesn't have brain, terrible grammar.
Thinks she's quite an author but no talent there!
What a cruel trick of fanfiction landed me in this trash,
Who knows how I've lasted living with this author in those drafts!
[All except Crowd]
Captain of the ship!
[Crowd]
Captain of the trash!
[All except Crowd]
Great fanfiction author-
[Crowd]
Don't make me laugh!
[All except Crowd]
Savior of the fans, author of the best!
[Crowd]
Please, reading her writing makes me depressed!
[All except Crowd]
Everybody praise the captain!
[Crowd]
Everybody praise the Crowd!
[All except Crowd]
Everybody pterodactyl screech!
[Crowd]
Why are you fangirls so loud?
[All except Crowd]
Everybody please review to the Captain of the ship!
