Chapter 73 - The Final Confrontation - Part VI
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"I'm coming to save the day, KP!" Ron exclaimed. He ran up the hill to where his girlfriend was trapped by Bonnie and the Middleton police.
"There he is!" Kim grinned, "My knight in shining armor!"
Bonnie, seeing Ron on top of the hill, took one look and bursted out laughing.
"Your knight in shining armor, K?" the brunette cackled, "More like Sir No-Pants Stoppable!"
"Stoppable, what is the meaning of this?" Barkin asked his pupil's poor choice of clothes.
And indeed, Ron was still wearing Ann's pink bathrobe, the only thing concealing his genitals, with his bling, shoes and his sideways baseball cap.
"Mr. B...let's just say that I had a worse de-pantsing day than others." Ron said, "But you need to kick Bonnie out of school NOW!"
"What are you babbling about, Stoppable? Possible was the one who stole the Golden Bone...according to Rockwaller."
"You got it all wrong, Mr. Barkin. KP didn't steal the Golden Bone." Ron insisted.
"Then who did?" Barkin questioned, sneering at his whipping boy.
"It was Bonnie who took the Bone! Undeniably, everything was all Miss Rockwaller's doing!" Ron exclaimed, pointing at the brunette.
Bonnie scoffed, "You're accusing me, a fellow Middletonite, of taking the famed Golden Bone? Stoppable...you're out of your mind!"
Ron went in-between the cops and proclaimed, "And Bonnie! Whatever you are planning against my girlfriend, it's not going to work!"
"Naco loser, it's one thing to lose your pants all the time!" Bonnie sneered, "Doing it on your date night with Possible is just really, really low on the Food Chain!"
"Again with the Food Chain, B?" Kim asked in exasperation.
"Just pointing out the obvious, K!" Bonnie cackled. "And the pink bathrobe? You're really subtle, aren't you, Stoppable!"
"Bonnie...I may not have my pants, but I still have a shred of dignity!" Ron countered before a gust of wind blew the bathrobe up, briefly exposing his genitals and buttocks to the police before blowing back down. He screamed and tried to lower the bathrobe down, but couldn't. Kim groaned at the sight of her boyfriend going to rack up an indecent exposure charge to his criminal record.
"Sweet Mother of Pearl! My eyes!"
Barkin covered his pupils in fear of seeing his student's own genitalia, even if it was unintentional.
"How DARE you expose your...nether-regions...in front of my daughter!" Donald exclaimed.
"But...Officer Rockwaller...the wind...and..."
"Daddy...I can take it from here!" Bonnie grinned.
"Whatever you say, my princess!" Donald said with a smile to her daughter.
"Stoppable, your chances of getting out of Middleton High with a diploma is slim to none...and now that you added exposing your own worthless manhood in front of me, it's going to be even longer." Bonnie cackled. "Now that I am done with my speech...Mr. Barkin...would you kindly announce what you're going to say?"
Barkin thundered his steps towards a scared Kim and Ron and proclaimed, "Possible, Stoppable, because of your insubordination and your callous disregard for MPSD property, I will have no other choice but to expel you two from school...forever! Possible, you are kicked off the cheer team and Stoppable, you are kicked off the Mad Dog football team!"
"Bonnie! You're making a huge mistake!" Ron exclaimed, "The Mad Dogs would be eliminated from the first round of the playoffs because of your stupid decision!"
"No, Stoppable!" Bonnie grinned, "It's YOUR stupid decision that's going to cost you 10-15 years. Officer, arrest Stoppable for indecent exposure...and for being an accomplice to Possible for stealing both Barkin's rare trophy AND the Golden Bone."
The officers slapped handcuffs behind a whimpering Ron's back. The officer then read both Kim and Ron their Miranda Rights.
"You won't win, Bonnie!" Kim shouted in vain.
"Oh, but I already have, Kim! In about less than 10 minutes, the mass download of your huminiating pics will be on AddressBook! Not that it matters anyways for there is nothing you can do to stop it!" Bonnie snickered before ordering the officers, "Officers...and my Daddy...take these two lowlife scum POS's away!"
From a distance within the trees, a blonde girl was growling at Bonnie.
She will pay for this treachery.
