BEHOLD... NARUTO BEING SMART AND SLIGHT DERANGED!!!!!
also thank you everyone for waiting for this and I hope you enjoy this chapter and many more to come within the year 2020.
LET US BEGIN!!!!
"Table for two, under the name Uchiha." Sasuke had said in his normal cold and slight demanding tone that he had normally used whenever he was on the outside of the Uchiha compound. As the poor man had finally found the name and was ushering them to their table Naruto couldn't help but feel a mixture of both sad and anger as he was being lead by an arrogant looking Uchiha.
sad that the man in front of him, was going to be a victim of Sasuke's wrath and angered that he was even here in the first place.
it wasn't hard for Naruto to see that Sasuke was not only dressed to impress for this "date" Sasuke had "asked" Naruto out on, but had also had something or two up his manipulative Uchiha sleeves, other wise why else would Sasuke let Naruto come on their "date" only wearing his slightly worn out jeans and his favorite orange hoodie and white t-shirt. but Naruto knew first hand that one must be calm and act like an idiot, than show any signs of intelligence. especially around an Uchiha.
so he had held his tongue and had allowed himself to be lead to their table and had silently prepared for whatever Sasuke had planned for tonight, after all... he two had a couple of card's and "childish" tricks up his sleeves as well!
he just needed to know Sasuke's motives for tonight and then he can began to play the game as well.
"your table sir's, please let me know if you need anything else." the man had fearfully said as he had began to quickly run back to his post and had officially left Naruto with his demon of a fiancee and it didn't take only a few seconds of the two sitting down for Sasuke to start his interrogation of Naruto's choice of fashion.
"I didn't realize that you still like to wear that ugly excuse of a color orange. let alone wear it to our date tonight." Sasuke had said in a disappointed tone that had told Naruto that Sasuke had disapproved of his clothing and from experience of this topic in the past, Naruto knew he was to innocently ask if Sasuke had disapproved of them and then Sasuke was to continue his belittlement of Naruto's entire being and then compare him or one of the many women that Sasuke had been with that had wore whatever Sasuke had wanted them to wear.
well to hell with all of that!!!!
Naruto had wore his best rainy day smile's, looked Sasuke dead in the eyes and had began to talk in on of his most sweetest but serious tones that had told on its own that Naruto had no intention of feeling ashamed or backing down from what he wanted to do now.
"I actually like this color, it just screams "I'm here and I'm proud" to me and I wouldn't change it for anything else in the entire solar system!" Naruto had felt himself fill up with pride as he had saw Sasuke's body language go from confident, straight to a mixture of shock and disgust as Naruto could tell that Sasuke must've been disgusted that Naruto had defend the color so happily and was shock that Naruto had even talked back to being with.
it felt great to finally tall back to the demon that once talk him to only nod and agree. but those thoughts would have to wait until a later date right now... he still had so much more he had to do.
"well... that's something new I didn't expect from you Naruto." Sasuke had said as Naruto could tell that Sasuke had tried his best to keep himself from saying anything else about his choice of clothing and had decided to quickly change the topic and focus on something else.
good try Sasuke, but Naruto wasn't finished with the topic just yet!!!
"well ya know, I REALLY love the color orange and I just don't think I could see myself in anything else than this color even now ya know?" Naruto had felt himself smile even bigger as he could tell that Sasuke really wasn't expecting Naruto to pretty much talk a whole lot like he is now, but he's just going to have to deal cause this is the new Naruto and nothing was ever going to change to this one.
Naruto's plan really began once a waiter had came and had came and asked if they were ready order.
'oh this is going to be fun!' Naruto had maliciously thought as he had began to smile and readied his voice to talk to the slightly shaking waiter.
time skip
"please let me know if you need anything else okay?" the eighth waiter of the night had happily asked as he had began to walk away from the equally happy blonde. "thank you so much and I just might take you up on that wonderful offer." this had caused the waiter and the other costumers around him to start to blush as he had gotten to see the blondes bubbly smile and had actually paid no mind to the scary aura that was pouring out of the now enraged Uchiha.
"you... seem to be... happy if not happier now after... talking to the workers here." Sasuke had grounded out for his clenched teeth, face distorted into a combination of anger, disgust and what Naruto had chalked up being embarrassment and honestly Naruto couldn't help but be happier with the outcome.
Naruto had felt himself become tad bit more confident and proud of himself as the night had continued and Sasuke's entire face and body was becoming more and more enraged. and honestly Naruto could actually say he wasn't really surprised at all.
Naruto had spent the entire night happily talking up every waiter or waitress that had stopped by their table and had made sure that the all left with either a happy smile or a permanent blush on their faces. he had also made it his mission to either flatter or scare off all of the rich business men and their wives that had wanted to talk or invite Sasuke to their table but had instantly left the second Naruto had done that, ultimately making Sasuke just sit there and say nothing for himself.
to top the whole cake off, Naruto had also happily talked about everything but what Sasuke had wanted to talk about. Naruto had started doing it after Sasuke had asked Naruto about the backgrounds of all of his new friends and even when Sasuke had gotten his way and had made Naruto talk, Naruto still didn't go into full detail only stared to become either more short or had the lack of any enthusiasm in it before he had began to talk the Uchiha's ears off.
Naruto was no fool, he knew that Sasuke had wanted to get information on Naruto's friends and try everything in his power to get rid of them after all... he had done it in the past to Naruto and he wasn't about to let Sasuke try anything like that again.
"oh really? I guess I wasn't really paying any real attention to the time. my how time truly fly's when you're having a grand old time am I right or am I right?" this comment had made Sasuke's face finally settle on being disgusted as Naruto must've guessed due to thing's not going Sasuke's way tonight. but oh well, life sucked and Naruto and Hinata knew that first hand.
Naruto had actually let his eyes roll as he had began to see Sasuke call over to one of the pretty waitresses and had "asked" for their check, all the while was showing obvious signs to Naruto that he had wanted Naruto to see him flirting with the now flustered waitress. now back then, Naruto would look down at his lap, eye's full of tears and looked overall like a kicked puppy. but instead had let out a humorous chuckle and had began to text on his phone, to which had caused Sasuke's now smug face distort back into a watered down version of his "Uchiha glare" as both he and Naruto had began to leave the restaurant.
"who are you texting?" Sasuke had all but screamed out as he was now towering in front of Naruto, who had gave his best and slightly sadistic smile as a way to show Sasuke that his demand had only amused him even more.
"just texting Choji to come over now, seeing as the date is over and now I have to return back to my comfy apartment and seeing as your little stunt today had caused Hinata to pull out her 357 magnum today, I think it be better for everyone if you just return back to the manor and I'll see you on the next date right? right."
Naruto had felt himself become even more pleased as he had saw Sasuke's face go even paler one he had mentioned Hinata's gun and honestly he couldn't blame him for being afraid really.
she doesn't really shoot with it... she beats people with it instead. and her hitting with and object is just as deadly as her hitting someone with either her head, arm, fist, knee or foot in his opinion.
before Sasuke could say anything else, Naruto had heard the all too familiar horn jingle that had instantly told Naruto that Choji had came, and will one quick goodbye Naruto had made a mad dash for the door and once inside Choji had started the car and just like that they were off back towards the apartment and away from the obviously fuming Uchiha.
"Sooooooooooo... how was the "date" now?" Choji had asked as he had began to hear his little blond friend began to chuckle darkly, to which had caused the blonde to stop his chuckle and give his friend and confused look, that had made him continue with his question. "you... seem a tad bit happier than when you were this afternoon." and that alone made Naruto rethink about the entire evening.
at first Naruto had felt so unsure and full of doubt about his plan working tonight, Sasuke wasn't ever one to ever strike Naruto physically in public, no. he did all of that inside of the Uzimaki and the Uchiha Manor when it was just Sasuke and him alone in it. but Naruto did know that Sasuke would try to belittle and disapprove of anyone and thing now in Naruto's life tonight, try and get any information about his friends and do everything in his power to get rid of them, making Naruto to be all alone again and isolated just like before.
and that alone had fueled Naruto throughout the entire dinner and had gave him the confidence he had tonight.
and looking back at the entire night now... he actually had a fun time with every second.
call him sadistic or just wrong but he truly enjoyed seeing Sasuke all disgusted and angered with how Naruto had talked about everything and anything but the full detail of his new life and friends. talking to everyone around him but Sasuke himself, and most of all talking for Sasuke when he was about to enter a conversation with whatever rich and powerful business couple that had came to their table throughout the night.
but that one and very real thing that had made Naruto truly happy throughout the entire date was that HE was in control of the entire evening, date, and situation he was forced into. not Sasuke but him.
turning towards his muscular friend, Naruto had flashed him a huge yet lively smile and had began to tell him everything down to a tea.
and he couldn't be any more happier than he already was.
