"Why are we here again?" Sakura asked.
"Just come in," Naruto said walking into Duo, prompting Sakura to follow him. It had been quite sometime since she'd been inside, and it looked exactly the same as she remembered.
Naruto led her to the training room at the back where… Sasuke was fighting off two identical twelve-year-old girls. He was having a lot trouble even considering he was missing an arm. Also, twelve-year olds.
Sakura was confused. There was no conceivable way Sasuke would actually be having trouble taking on two girls. Then she wondered if he and Naruto would be attracted to people that much younger than them if they could provide an adequate challenge.
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She hoped she wouldn't find out.
"Uh… Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"Just watch."
"You bastard!" One screamed, her red hair flaring unnaturally as she tried to kick Sasuke in the leg only for him to jump over the attack.
"Why are you attacking me?" The last Uchiha asked as he dodged a punch
"You've been cheating on us for years!" Once declared. Sakura noticed they both had the sharingan. That's when she realized they looked alarmingly like Sasuke.
"We've been with you since you were seven and you left us for those bimbos just because they were bigger and better."
Sakura was now very very concerned.
"Who are they?"
"The sharingan." Naruto answered simply. He was eating popcorn he'd gotten from… somewhere.
"What?"
Now that Sakura was looking properly, she realized that they were both wearing exact replicas of Sasuke's childhood clothes, but red with tomoe designs scattered around them.
"What?"
"They're just jealous of me."
Sakura jumped as she realized that there was someone next to her. It was another twelve-year-old, identical to the other two, but in a white dress covered in the kanji for love. Her hair was black. Her eyes didn't have pupils. They had the kanji for love.
"They're just mad I'm Sasuke's most valuable eye and they're dead last."
This sentence clearly got through to the twins who looked at the third with malice before they began to grow taller. Their outfits transformed into black shorts with open-legged red skirts and slightly open red shirts with mesh shirts beneath them. They were now about 15.
One spun Kusanagi around while also being covered in black flames. The other held her hand out and gathered some black flames from her twin and forming a crossbow.
"Hey!" Sasuke yelled. "No Amaterasu indoors." And then he spotted Sakura. He looked at Naruto in frustration. "Wait you really went to get her?"
Naruto laughed.
The Mangekyo twins ignored their… owner's? command and moved to attack the love eye.
…Who disappeared and was replaced by a fourth girl in a purple cloak.
Both eyes froze in fear.
"What." This time, it wasn't a question. It was a state of being.
"If you don't stop being so violent, I'll seal you in a Shinra Tensei." The girl's rinnegan glinted dangerously.
The sharingan shrunk down until they were seven years old and ran to hide behind Sasuke who looked absolutely done with life.
The love eye stormed in. "Did you just switch places with me?"
"Should I have left you with Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber."
"Naruto, what's…" Sakura stopped as she turned to.
Naruto was sitting next to a blonde twelve-year-old dressed exactly like Sasuke's love eye.
"You know what," Sakura said, "No." She walked out of the training room.
"Wai-" Naruto said.
"No." Sakura said, slamming the door behind her.
Happy April fools.
