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Bucking Bronco

"This is so undeniably stupid." Wendy grumbled.

"Nonsense! This is brilliant!" Lemmy grinned. "You got this, Iggy!"

"Bahahaha! I got this in the bag!" Iggy exclaimed as he walked through the gate.

"This isn't your normal Bucking Bronco. You're gonna get yourself killed!" Wendy exclaimed.

"Ah, what's the worst that can happen?" Lemmy waved it off.

"Yeah! Where's your sense of adventure?" Iggy chuckled, climbing on top.

"Ugh… idiot." Wendy grumbled.

Iggy got on top, smiling. "Wakey wakey~! Time to play~!" He said, lighting tapping it.

"Maybe you oughta yell at it!" Lemmy said.

"Maybe you oughta get off." Wendy advised.

"Hey! Wake up! WAKE UP!" Iggy yelled, as the creature started stirring… before growling.

"It's waking up! Oh, get the camera!" Lemmy exclaimed.

"For the love of the Mushroom Kingdom…" Wendy groaned. "Iggy, for the love of KOOPAS, get off of that Chain Chomp!"

The Chain Chomp started barking wildly, hopping around and trying to shake Iggy off. "Yeehaw! Ride 'em cowboy!" Iggy exclaimed. "WAHOO!"

"Go Iggy go!" Lemmy cheered.

"Wah! Wahoo! Yah!" Iggy yelled as the Chain Chomp bounced around until it managed to buck Iggy off of him. "Wah!" He exclaimed, as he slammed into the peg, accidentally crushing it and releasing the Chain Chomp. "Wuh oh…" He said as the Chain Chomp bounced around barking wildly until it broke out of its pen and hopped away. "Aww, it got away!" Iggy pouted.

"Don't feel too bad, you were on it for thirty seconds!" Lemmy smiled, as they heard screaming and smashing a few seconds later. "Oooh, it just went into civilization."

Wendy facepalmed. "Ugh, why do I hang out with you idiots?"


Why K. Rool Stole RWBY's Weapons

"Sire! We have RWBY's weapons accounted for!" A Kremling called out.

"Excellent!" K. Rool smirked. "Bring them to me."

"Yes sire!" He took off and then came back in with a cart with their weapons. "Here you go, sire. Feel free to store them if you wish!"

"Will do." K. Rool said as the Kremling walked off. "I know just what to do with these." He smirked as he picked up the weapons. "…Hmm… actually, I have a better idea."


K. Rool held Myrtenaster. "En guarde!" He exclaimed, quickly doing fencing strikes and then stabbed the ground, as a few icicles popped out of the ground. He then quickly did a few more stabs before stabbing the icicle, shattering it. "Booyah!"


K. Rool cocked Ember Celicia. "You talkin' to me, pal?" He asked nobody in particular. "You want to rumble? Well, I'll give you something to rumble about! Have at thee!" He exclaimed, punching the air… and accidentally triggering the gauntlets, the kick knocking him back. "Wah!" He cried, landing on his back. "I'm okay!"


K. Rool looked at a pipe, and swung Gambol Shroud as he threw it as it wrapped around the pipe. With a smirk, he backed up and started to swing, letting out a Tarzan yell as he expected to swing onto a platform… but, given his size, he didn't get that far as the ribbon snapped off and he fell on his back. "OOOF!" He groaned as he looked at the destroyed ribbon after sitting up. "…I can fix that." He said, and then the pipe fell and slammed into his head. "ARGH!" He groaned, falling on his back again.


K. Rool cocked Crescent Rose, aiming at nothing in particular. "Heheh, say your prayers, Donkey Kong!" He exclaimed, swinging it repeatedly. "Oh, Yang, you want some of this?" He swung it down, pulling the lever and firing a shot. "Ha! Knocked down!"

"Ahem!" A voice cleared their throat as he turned to see Gruntilda giving him a weird look. "What are you doing?"

"What? Never seen a crocodile with a scythe before?" He defended, causing Gruntilda to facepalm.


Better Than Ever

Sonic walked out of the movie theater, whistling casually. "Sonic!" A voice exclaimed as he saw paparazzi flocking over to him. "Your movie was spectacular! How did you do it?"

He let out a cocky smirk. "Simple, I talked with the movie studios about it and I persuaded them to fix my look, and I looked amazing!" He declared as the crowd started cheering.

"Are you gonna do another movie?"

"I might! It was a lot of fun!" Sonic said and then spotted something in the corner of his eye. "Gotta run, you guys! I'll answer more questions later!" He said and then took off running before stopping. "Hey plumber."

Mario rolled his eyes, sitting on a bench. "Hey."

"I imagine you saw my movie?"

"I did… and it was good."

"Heh! I guess the old saying is true: Sega does what Nintendon't." He smirked. "My movie was spectacular while yours… exists."

Mario smirked. "I know something else that Sega does what Nintendoesn't do."

"Oh?"

"Make bad Sonic games."

Sonic raised his finger… and then lowered it. "Mmph… well, at least I didn't go in a time machine!"

"At least we got out of that awkward phase!"

"At least I made a good movie!"

"At least we didn't make a rushed game in 2006!"

"I… uh… mmm…"

Mario smirked. "Checkmate."

Sonic smirked. "At least my movie is at least recognizable and has a recognizable villain! What's Bowser's excuse?"

Mario frowned, slumping. "…You win this round…"

Sonic chuckled. "Can't argue with results."


Reviewing Hoenn

A Mii walked around the Hoenn Region. "Ah, this is beautiful. I'm glad I came here!" He said and then turned to Blue. "Thank you so much for taking me here!"

"You're welcome! You're basically here to review the different regions to see what they have to offer. I've visited this region myself… when all the insanity with Team Magma and Aqua had dissipated." He whispered that last part to himself.

"It is indeed. This place is beautiful!" He smiled and then spotted the ocean. "Oh, we're close to the ocean?"

"Yeah, Hoenn is more of a water based region. There's water everywhere."

"Ah, I see… I want to take a look at this for myself."

"Well now, I know just the thing that can help you with that." He grinned, pulling out a Master Ball. "Borrowed this from the Smash Mansion. I think you'll like it."

A few seconds later

"Waaaaah!" The Mii cried out until he was fully up in the air. "Whew! Next time go a little slower. I get motion sick!"

"Lati…" Latias frowned a bit.

"Ah, it's not your fault, you didn't know." He said as he looked around. "Wow… that is a lot of water covering this region. Alright, I've seen enough. I'd like to go down." He requested as Latias nodded and flew down. "I've seen enough, I'll write up my review for Hoenn."

"Great!" Blue smiled.


A few days later

"Alright, let's take a look at that review he posted." Blue said, hopping on the site and went to look at the review.

"I have seen the beauty of the Hoenn region. The sights, the sounds, the Pokemon… all of it was spectacular. I would highly recommend coming here. Blue has taken me on a journey throughout the region and I have to thank him for the honor. The water is beautiful, the Pokemon are extraordinary, and I would love to come here again. Final score: 7.8 OUT OF TEN?!" Blue yelled. "Why did he give it a 7.8 out of ten?!" He wondered and then scrolled down. "…Too much water? He docked points for too much water?!"

He suddenly got a phone call. "Hello, this is Blue."

"WHY DID YOU SEND THAT LOSER TO OUR REGION?!"

"Ack! Hey May! No need to yell… ouch… look, I didn't know he was going to be that guy! How am I supposed to know he hates water? Alright, alright, I'm sorry! Geez…" He put his phone away. "Ugh… no wonder people don't take reviewers seriously these days."


I actually haven't seen the Sonic movie yet, but i've heard it's really good! Don't spoil it for me! The only spoiler i've seen is... Tails appearing in a mid-credits scene. (Thanks YouTube algorithm. First you shove Endgame spoilers down my throat and now this? Appreciate it.)