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The Shotgun That Slithers
"So! You have a shotgun of your own?" Sarge asked.
"That is correct, lad!" Gloria smiled.
"Heheheh, you have good taste!" Sarge said, taking out his personal shotgun. "This right here is old reliable! She has the perfect kick, power, and just straight up American!" He said, aiming at a target and shooting it, blasting it to pieces. "Heheh, so, what's your shotgun like?"
Gloria reached into her bag and called out her Sandaconda from its Pokeball. "This is my personal shotgun!"
"Sssssand!" Sandaconda hissed.
"…Your shotgun is a snake? You can actually store shotguns in Pokeballs now?"
Gloria laughed, picking up Sandaconda and cocking it, then aiming at the target and firing Sandaconda, spitting out sand at the target. "…Huh… I think your shotgun is a bit dusty." Sarge said.
"That's not a shotgun, that's a Pokemon!" Grif said from a good distance. "That's the worst shotgun of all time, to boot!"
"Ssssssssand!" Sandaconda sounded offended.
"Oh yeah, what'ya gonna do about it!" Grif challenged as Gloria and Sandaconda glanced at each other, and then Gloria shot Grif. "Agh! Ooooh! Ow! Agh! It's getting in my armor! IT'S GETTING IN MY ARMOR! AAAAGH!" He yelled, scratching himself all over.
"Oh Grif, don't be such a baby. It's just sand!" Sarge said.
"JUST SAND?! You don't understand Sarge! It's sand! It's course, it's rough and it gets everywhere! Aaaagh! I think it just went into my underwear!"
"Now you're just being dramatic!"
Gloria looked at Sandaconda. "Come on, lad. Let's leave these two alone and go find that Cardin lad that loves to pester Jaune."
"Sssssand!" Sandaconda agreed, then they took off to leave the two alone.
"THAT'S IT! I'M JUMPING INTO THAT LAKE!" Grif yelled and ran off.
"Grif! Getting sand all over you builds character! You're gonna wash away all that character!"
"OH BITE ME!"
"What was that?!"
"Bite me, SIR!"
"That's more like it! Now get over here and bring that character with you!"
SPLASH!
"…Oh, I'm gonna kill him."
Overprotective Sibling
Marnie walked along Toad Town, letting out a small hum where she felt her Rotom phone buzz. She pulled out her phone to see who was texting her.
"Hey."
"Oh hi Piers." Marnie texted back.
"Where are you?"
"In the Mushroom Kingdom."
"I've heard that's a dangerous place. It gets invaded a lot by the Koopa Kingdom!"
"I'll be fine. I can take care of myself."
"But still! I feel like I need to be with you… I'll be right over."
"No. I can take care of myself just fine."
"If you say so. Are you taking care of yourself? Are you feeling okay? Are you healthy enough? Are you sleeping well?"
"Piers. Relax. I'm fine. I'm meeting up with a few friends and we'll be watching a movie in the theater. I'll be okay."
"Okay… love you."
"Love you too, bro." Marnie texted and then ran up to meet with Gloria, Hop and Bede and then they walked into the theater.
A few minutes later…
The four of them sat in the theater, munching on popcorn and watching the movie… while Marnie's phone started buzzing like crazy.
"Hello?"
"What movie are you watching?"
"Helloooo?"
"You're not hurt, are you?"
"Why aren't you answering."
"Marnie? Hello?"
"OH ARCEUS, YOU'RE HURT. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT RESPONDING."
"DID BOWSER HURT YOU? I'LL KILL HIM."
"Please tell me the theater isn't on fire!"
"…Oh Arceus, it's on fire isn't it?"
"You're burning alive and are crushed by rubble, aren't you!"
"I'm coming to get you! Stay where you are!"
"Stay breathing! Stay alive!"
Fifteen minutes later…
"This movie is pretty good." Marnie whispered.
The doors suddenly burst open. "NOBODY MOVE! PIERS IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!"
"…What the-… oh Arceus no…" Marnie groaned.
"Shhhhh!" The movie goers shushed him.
"Marnie! You're not hurt, are you!" He called out, as Marnie slowly shrunk herself. "Marnie, where are you! …Don't tell me Bowser kidnapped you!"
"Excuse me, sir… can you be quiet?" One of the workers there asked.
"No! I will not! I need to find Marnie! She might be seriously hurt!"
"That's it. You're coming with me." He said, dragging him out.
"No! NO! I will find Marnie and I will protect her! MARNIE!"
"Do you know him?" A Toad whispered to Marnie.
"…I don't know him." Marnie whispered back.
Not a Drink
Cuphead strolled along, whistling a tune as he then spotted a bench. "Ah, this seems like a good spot to take a nap." He said, sitting down. "Aaaah… this should do it." He closed his eyes and started sleeping.
"Ugh… need… a drink…" Yosuke groaned. "That workout session with Chie and that Wii Fit Trainer girl was brutal…" He said and then noticed Cuphead's straw. "A straw? Oh thank the heavens!" He exclaimed as he ran over to take a drink.
"Zzz… wha…?" Cuphead woke up and noticed what Yosuke was doing. "What are you doing?!"
"Wah! Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know!" He exclaimed as Cuphead quickly fired his laser that knocked Yosuke straight to a tree. "AAAAAH!" He yelled as he slammed into the tree. "Argh! Ow…" He groaned, falling to the ground. "Ooof!"
"Hmph! I'll take my nap somewhere else!" He said and walked off.
"Uuugh… what did I do to deserve that?" He groaned.
Not What It Seems
"Hey Yang, have you seen Ruby around?" Tai asked.
"Yeah, she's in her room with Pit."
"With Pit?" Tai asked in surprise. "…I'm gonna go check on them, juuuust to make sure they're not doing anything funny." He said as he walked down the hallway.
"Oh… Oooooooh~!"
"You like that, don't you?"
"Oh yeah, I do~"
"What in the name of…?" Tai wondered, listening in.
"Oh, go deeper… this feels so good~!"
"You want me to go deeper? Alright, here we go!"
"Oooooh~!"
Inside the room…
Pit was giving Ruby a back massage. "How do you like it?"
"Oh, is this how it's done in Skyworld? Ooooh, this is heavenly~! I needed this~!"
"Learned it from the best!" Pit grinned proudly.
"Oh, go harder, this feels amazing~!"
Pit squeezed Ruby's shoulders. "Man, you really have bad knots in these shoulders…" He quietly mused.
"Ugh, I know… I never felt so relieved…"
Outside…
While Pit was giving Ruby an innocent back massage, Tai was thinking of something more… lewder. "No way! Nuh-uh! My daughter is too young for that!" He said, quickly kicking open the door. "Alright, that's enough… of… uh…" Tai saw Pit digging deep in her shoulders.
"Oh hi dad!" Ruby smiled.
"Wait… you guys aren't having…? I thought you were…"
"Thought we were having what?"
"…I… uh… I'll be in the living room." He said, walking out.
"Your dad's weird." Pit said.
"Eh, we love him anyway." Ruby said. "Can you do my back again?"
"Sure!"
In the living room…
Tai leaned on the arm of the couch, steam coming out of his head as he was blushing hard. "Back massage?" Yang asked.
"Yup… I need to get my mind out of the gutter…"
"That'd be a good idea."
"Frickin' dirty mind…" Tai grumbled to himself.
I was gonna do something else with Ruby and Pit, but I thought of a scene in Danganronpa V2 where Akane was moaning like crazy as she was getting a back massage while the others thought something else entirely. I was like "Oh, this is gonna be good."
...Sooooooo, whats this I hear about the Super Mario Bros Z reboot finally getting out of hiatus and episode two is going to start this Sunday? Honestly, that would explain the re-upload I saw a few days ago.
